>More like reservists. Partisans in Ukraine are closest to the Viet Cong (who were actually South Vietnamese, opposed to America).
Local Viet Cong got fricked in Tet Offensive to point where they became irrelevant for the war and were replaced with NVA regulars. There was a risk that South Vietnamese locals didn't understand Communism as higher ups in North understood it, so it was opportunity clean their own house from possible internal 5th for Vietnamese Communist Party.
Southern Vietnam was economically more developed than northern part even before colonial era and during French colonial era, gap between north and south further widened. Even with the war and all destruction that comes with it, it is usually cheaper to fix busted infrastructure than building new one from scratch. Just nature kinda explains it. Mekong river and its delta is better for navigation than Red River and its delta up north.
TDF alone stopped russian advance on Kharkiv at the beginning of the war. armed with nothing but some ak's and a few anti tank weapons and a strong will. i think a few hundred of them held the city.
They were supposed to be, but war started just a few weeks after whole system was established.
So in reality they just became super light infantry that is used all over the place.
An attack from Belarus was always impossible. Not only would NATO know it as soon as Putin had the thought, the area is also fortified. Russia failed with actual troops in a surprise attack and even the supreme and sublime leader of Russia realized that throwing some untrained mobiks there will not do anything.
I vote for Дeдoвщинa-Day, a surprise naval landing (surprise for the Russians taking part) in Odessa at a numerologicaly auspicious moment (-22' air temperature)
possibly something in kharkov or maybe a dash for zaporozhye. the beleraus stuff is all fluff and makes no sense when the goal has shifted to annexing territory rather than regime change
Supposedly russia was supposed to be done with this war in 3 days.
The entire thing is a clown show and russia's just making it worse every day that passes.
i could really only see russia use a ground attack from belarus to force ukraine to move troops over there to weaken their defense in the east. not to actually make gains in the north
Man tries to take photo of beaver; it kills him
Evann Gastaldo, Newser
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/04/11/newser-beaver-kills-man/2074145/
//A fisherman in Belarus was bitten to death by a beaver, and all he was doing was trying to take its picture, Sky News reports. The man spotted the beaver while fishing with friends at Lake Shestakov, but as he approached to take a photograph, the beaver bit him on the thigh. The animal managed to sever an artery, and his friends couldn't stop the blood flow.
Sky News helpfully reminds us that beavers can, of course, bite through trees. Beaver attacks are rare, though, and when they do occur, rabid beavers are generally to blame (as in the 2012 attack in upstate New York). But just this week, a video was posted on YouTube showing a beaver going after a Russian man, reports the Telegraph//
if you give beavers a free summer of dambuilding in a previously human inhabited area they will completely frick that shit up
even if you remove the dam the ground will still be soggy and marshlike for atleast a month, up to two or three years depending on local hydrological conditions
source: I am a beaver connoisseur
fun beaver facts follow
they make really cute noices, even the adult ones
the little ones put their tails in their mouths sometimes and it looks super cute
beavers have killed atleast one person and severely injured dozens, sometimes unprovoked
while they usually slap their tails into the water as a warning signal, they actually have several different slaps and sometimes even compete just to see who can slap the hardest
they will sometimes all cuddle up into a giant ball for no reason but to cuddle
their teeth are the colour of rust because they are infused with iron
Is it true that they'll respond to the sound of running water and try to build a dam anywhere they hear a trickle? And that this can be exploited by playing the sound of running water from a speaker since they respond to the sound, not the actual water flow?
They'll ram a stick up your urethra. This is why you don't piss straight into a stream in Canada, cause there's few things faster than a instinct-driven beaver with a brambe branch at the ready.
there have been a few studies done and the answer is yes and the reaction is strong
they aren't stupid however, there was one study where they put a speaker in the middle of a forest and the beavers made like a little start of a dam around it, but then when no water appeared they left
similarly beavers can find and plug even the most high tech stealth draining solutions placed into their dams by humans, they'll even find them upstream
they're also very industrious diggers and have collapsed even hardened artificial enbankments that were put in place to limit their activities
on that note it's really hard to modify a beaver preferred natural environment enough to discourage beavers from building there so they are usually re-located or killed
another option is shaping, redirecting or splitting waterways, or dredging them deeper
beavers evaluate the length and difficulty of a build and won't start on a dam if they think they can't build it far enough by winter that they can store food
I think in canada somewhere there was an area they were returning back to its original state, but they couldn't get the beavers they released to build the dams where they needed because it had become too difficult due to erosion
they ended up making a proto-dam out of recycled timber, rocks and mud and the beavers then decided to stay since they figured they could fix it up to beaver construction standards by winter
if you give beavers a free summer of dambuilding in a previously human inhabited area they will completely frick that shit up
even if you remove the dam the ground will still be soggy and marshlike for atleast a month, up to two or three years depending on local hydrological conditions
source: I am a beaver connoisseur
fun beaver facts follow
they make really cute noices, even the adult ones
the little ones put their tails in their mouths sometimes and it looks super cute
beavers have killed atleast one person and severely injured dozens, sometimes unprovoked
while they usually slap their tails into the water as a warning signal, they actually have several different slaps and sometimes even compete just to see who can slap the hardest
they will sometimes all cuddle up into a giant ball for no reason but to cuddle
their teeth are the colour of rust because they are infused with iron
Beavers sound incredibly based.
I'm glad they are returning in large numbers to my country.
>they ended up making a proto-dam out of recycled timber, rocks and mud and the beavers then decided to stay since they figured they could fix it up to beaver construction standards by winter >”I will now gentrify your shithole” >t beaver
>the beavers made like a little start of a dam around it, but then when no water appeared they left >Brothers and sisters! Our offering of piled wood has not pleased the water god! We must go on a pilgrimage to the holy place and seek atonement for our sins!
I have a question that you might be able to answer, Beaverbro. Is possible that tail slapping is a form of penance akin to what the medieval flagellants did?
>their teeth are the colour of rust because they are infused with iron
Damn, Mother Nature, you fricking out here making compound materials before mankind got out of the jungle. Anymore critters that have similar adaptations?
I think some of the mollusks create ceramic metamaterials as part of their shells. Think like mother-of-pearl like substances that make them extra hard but surprisingly lightweight.
Humans are studying how to utilize those in bodyarmor-type applications.
the scaly-foot gastropod also known as the volcano snail has an iron sulfide shell and lives around hydrothermal vents
it's the only living animal to use iron sulfides in a skeletal structure
There's a type of sea snail that lives around hydrothermal vents in the ocean that has iron sulfite as an outer layer to it's shell, as well as in weird scales around it's foot.
the scaly-foot gastropod also known as the volcano snail has an iron sulfide shell and lives around hydrothermal vents
it's the only living animal to use iron sulfides in a skeletal structure
There's a type of sea snail that lives around hydrothermal vents in the ocean that has iron sulfite as an outer layer to it's shell, as well as in weird scales around it's foot.
[...]
Yeah this guy
There's also a variety of parasitic wasp that incorporates zinc in the tip of it's ovipositor, and on the non-material side, the issus genus of planthoppers straight up have a functional gear mechanism they use to synchronize their legs during jumps.
Nature is whack.
there have been a few studies done and the answer is yes and the reaction is strong
they aren't stupid however, there was one study where they put a speaker in the middle of a forest and the beavers made like a little start of a dam around it, but then when no water appeared they left
similarly beavers can find and plug even the most high tech stealth draining solutions placed into their dams by humans, they'll even find them upstream
they're also very industrious diggers and have collapsed even hardened artificial enbankments that were put in place to limit their activities
on that note it's really hard to modify a beaver preferred natural environment enough to discourage beavers from building there so they are usually re-located or killed
another option is shaping, redirecting or splitting waterways, or dredging them deeper
beavers evaluate the length and difficulty of a build and won't start on a dam if they think they can't build it far enough by winter that they can store food
I think in canada somewhere there was an area they were returning back to its original state, but they couldn't get the beavers they released to build the dams where they needed because it had become too difficult due to erosion
they ended up making a proto-dam out of recycled timber, rocks and mud and the beavers then decided to stay since they figured they could fix it up to beaver construction standards by winter
beavers are generalist herbivores, not specialist like koalas
just like any other generalist herbivore like deer or rabbits, beavers have an incredibly diverse diet of various plants
they eat very little if any "actual wood" as you are probably thinking of because its not very nutritious
which is why there is a ton of chewings around trees felled by beavers, they just spit most of it out
they do eat the bark from trees, preferably from younger trees or branches
bark and such is their main diet during winter, as branches and young trees keep better when stored
during summer they mostly eat smaller plants like grasses and flowers since they are more nutrient dense
Uncle told beavers can open glass bottles and drink beer. Sometimes they steal those when people go fishing and leave bottles in the water to cool, for example. Idk how true or widespread this is
I can appreciate the beavers with their innate instinct to block water, but muskrats and their dyke-piercing habits are inherent enemies of my kind. >t. Dutch
At this point I don't think I can define what the frick Russia's goal is. I think they're just flailing about wildly. >Retake Crimea, done in 2014 >Prevent Ukraine from joining NATO, there wasn't really a risk of this but you sure made them wish they did >Prevent NATO expansion, good job you made Finland and Sweden petition to join >Show the world that Russia is strong, the world now sees the 2nd best army struggling against its underfunded neighbor
Goal of the russian government is almost always in what they blame west for >blamo NATO in expansion >expand HATO >blame west in provoking a war in "brother nations" >start a war >blame west in gay military >you know the drill
Right now they blaming west in intentions to balkanize russia, so I'm being optimistic about it
If ghost of Kyiv isn't real, why is he living in your head rent free?
if you give beavers a free summer of dambuilding in a previously human inhabited area they will completely frick that shit up
even if you remove the dam the ground will still be soggy and marshlike for atleast a month, up to two or three years depending on local hydrological conditions
source: I am a beaver connoisseur
fun beaver facts follow
they make really cute noices, even the adult ones
the little ones put their tails in their mouths sometimes and it looks super cute
beavers have killed atleast one person and severely injured dozens, sometimes unprovoked
while they usually slap their tails into the water as a warning signal, they actually have several different slaps and sometimes even compete just to see who can slap the hardest
they will sometimes all cuddle up into a giant ball for no reason but to cuddle
their teeth are the colour of rust because they are infused with iron
man, how misleading its large clay is on the map vs its actual objective size as a state never stops cracking me up
This is supposed to be the big and stronk ally emperor Xi hoped to leverage to establish the "euroasian century" mind you. With Russia killing Ukraine followed by China cannibalizing Taiwan
>emperor Xi hoped to leverage to establish the "euroasian century"
That was Dugin's schizo plan. While they play nice for now, Russia is still very much on China's shitlist cos of Manchuria.
>bees sting them to death >beavers create impassable swamps >warmest European winter in history
The planet itself is working against them. Similar to how a body attacks a virus
Karma is pretty much 1. things you believe you deserve (consciously or not) 2. shit you've done to others that evokes responses strong enough to override rule #1.
And in both of these Russia has an absolute frickton of bad shit.
Jesus, if the beaver combat engineers ever figure out how to assemble bailey bridges they'll be able to quickly build modular, steel-reinforced dams hundreds of yards long.
Honestly i dont know how you can see weather patterns literally turn on their head to prove you wrong and not see it as a sign from god that you need to give up. There are Russian soldiers freezing to death while people in the UK go to the beach, after Russian shills screeched for months about westerners freezing to death.
This is going to end with Russia nuking itself before anyone else does it.
Well, that is actually about to switch sides so it goes annoyingly chilly in Europe and stupid warm in slavlands making everything wet as frick and start floods.
An attack from Belarus is not plausible right now anyway. Bridges lost, approaches mined to frick, artillery zeroed in. Russian troops in Belarus are mostly quick-trained conscripts and Belarussian troops are barely mechanized at this point and untrustworthy besides. And unlike with Russia, Belarus enjoys no special protection by virtue of having nuclear weapons. You'd have to be literally insane to attack with a force like that.
Why can't we just frick Belarus. Full scale invasion.
British Polish Czech and Baltic push straight into that shit hole and just wreck that place up they have no nukes and Putin wouldn't do frick all about it. I'm sick of hearing about Belarus.
Did they just now learned that offensive from Belarus going through western Ukraine was never gonna happen because of the terrain being either forested or swampy?
I thought Russia was using everything they had just to hold the front... could it be they just sent in an expedition army to support the Donbass militias? And the israeliterainians never had a chance? Say it ain't so.. CNN and Fox told me otherwise...
There's also a massive population of raccoons in Germany because some Nazi officials thought their furs are neat and set up a farm before being bombed by the Allies.
>territorial defense
>service members
Aren't TDF like militias/guerillas for the regions? They are essentially like the vietcong of Ukraine.
More like reservists. Partisans in Ukraine are closest to the Viet Cong (who were actually South Vietnamese, opposed to America).
>More like reservists. Partisans in Ukraine are closest to the Viet Cong (who were actually South Vietnamese, opposed to America).
Local Viet Cong got fricked in Tet Offensive to point where they became irrelevant for the war and were replaced with NVA regulars. There was a risk that South Vietnamese locals didn't understand Communism as higher ups in North understood it, so it was opportunity clean their own house from possible internal 5th for Vietnamese Communist Party.
The irony is that the southern part of Vietnam is still more prosperous than the north.
Southern Vietnam was economically more developed than northern part even before colonial era and during French colonial era, gap between north and south further widened. Even with the war and all destruction that comes with it, it is usually cheaper to fix busted infrastructure than building new one from scratch. Just nature kinda explains it. Mekong river and its delta is better for navigation than Red River and its delta up north.
The South has the advantage of never getting Operation Linebacker Two'd
Don't you country have a national guard?
TDF alone stopped russian advance on Kharkiv at the beginning of the war. armed with nothing but some ak's and a few anti tank weapons and a strong will. i think a few hundred of them held the city.
More like National Guard.
TDF are civvies who go larp as army guys innawoods every 2-4 weeks
They were supposed to be, but war started just a few weeks after whole system was established.
So in reality they just became super light infantry that is used all over the place.
>join a militia just in time to become a regular in a war
High risk high reward kind of gamble.
An attack from Belarus was always impossible. Not only would NATO know it as soon as Putin had the thought, the area is also fortified. Russia failed with actual troops in a surprise attack and even the supreme and sublime leader of Russia realized that throwing some untrained mobiks there will not do anything.
On the other hand this whole war is moronic so...
Supposedly the Russians are going to launch a big offensive. The question is where?
Soledar will finally be taken over the mountains of NATO thug corpses.
>NATO thug corpses
>Zero NATO personnel have been harmed in the making of this war
Military aid package paperwork isn't doing itself. Sacrifices have to be made and blood has been spilled.
>When I die I'll go to Heaven because I've spent my time in hell
I vote for Дeдoвщинa-Day, a surprise naval landing (surprise for the Russians taking part) in Odessa at a numerologicaly auspicious moment (-22' air temperature)
>Opposed landing by the remainders of the Black Sea Fleet
OH FRICK I'M GONNA BUST
Telegram and Twitter
Hilarious and true.
Don't forget /misc/ and /k discord raids
possibly something in kharkov or maybe a dash for zaporozhye. the beleraus stuff is all fluff and makes no sense when the goal has shifted to annexing territory rather than regime change
Supposedly russia was supposed to be done with this war in 3 days.
The entire thing is a clown show and russia's just making it worse every day that passes.
Into Moscow.
They'll zerg rush Lviv while simultaneously launching a new offensive from Belarus, creating the biggest cauldron the world has ever seen.
In each other anuses
i could really only see russia use a ground attack from belarus to force ukraine to move troops over there to weaken their defense in the east. not to actually make gains in the north
>implying it's not another Luka excuse to not participate in this shitshow too actively
>not "Belarustled"
Mark my words, before this war is over, there will be real footage of a beaver family encircling and destroying a Russian motor rifle platoon.
Beavers cucking Russia out of a 2nd northern front Anonymous 01/13/23(Fri)19:27:42 No.56752139▶
Man tries to take photo of beaver; it kills him
Evann Gastaldo, Newser
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/04/11/newser-beaver-kills-man/2074145/
//A fisherman in Belarus was bitten to death by a beaver, and all he was doing was trying to take its picture, Sky News reports. The man spotted the beaver while fishing with friends at Lake Shestakov, but as he approached to take a photograph, the beaver bit him on the thigh. The animal managed to sever an artery, and his friends couldn't stop the blood flow.
Sky News helpfully reminds us that beavers can, of course, bite through trees. Beaver attacks are rare, though, and when they do occur, rabid beavers are generally to blame (as in the 2012 attack in upstate New York). But just this week, a video was posted on YouTube showing a beaver going after a Russian man, reports the Telegraph//
Those are some nasty beavers, apparently.
Based beavers.
Marichka's beaver
>marichkabeaver
ah… so perfect…
>Not Bandera Beaver
gay
ale fajny bober
on gryzie
a to chuj
Should really blame Africa since its the African tectonic plate pushing up the Alps and creating the Polesian Lowland.
WTF I love Black folk now
This is even worse than the spirit of Keev shit.
>Natural geological and biological activity make certain human actions less feasible
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MUH HECKIN GHOST OF KWEEV AGAIN!!
spirit? speaking of spirits, do you remember when you were a дyх in the beginning of your dedovschina?
if you give beavers a free summer of dambuilding in a previously human inhabited area they will completely frick that shit up
even if you remove the dam the ground will still be soggy and marshlike for atleast a month, up to two or three years depending on local hydrological conditions
source: I am a beaver connoisseur
fun beaver facts follow
they make really cute noices, even the adult ones
the little ones put their tails in their mouths sometimes and it looks super cute
beavers have killed atleast one person and severely injured dozens, sometimes unprovoked
while they usually slap their tails into the water as a warning signal, they actually have several different slaps and sometimes even compete just to see who can slap the hardest
they will sometimes all cuddle up into a giant ball for no reason but to cuddle
their teeth are the colour of rust because they are infused with iron
Is it true that they'll respond to the sound of running water and try to build a dam anywhere they hear a trickle? And that this can be exploited by playing the sound of running water from a speaker since they respond to the sound, not the actual water flow?
if I pee while there's beavers nearby will it eat my dick off?
Only if you got a big wood
so thats most def a "no"
CARLOS
No I think it would instead try to pile wood and mud on your groin
GIWTWM
They'll ram a stick up your urethra. This is why you don't piss straight into a stream in Canada, cause there's few things faster than a instinct-driven beaver with a brambe branch at the ready.
A'rite ... Im'a start me up an OnlyFans account and headed for Canada. This sounds too good to pass up.
there have been a few studies done and the answer is yes and the reaction is strong
they aren't stupid however, there was one study where they put a speaker in the middle of a forest and the beavers made like a little start of a dam around it, but then when no water appeared they left
similarly beavers can find and plug even the most high tech stealth draining solutions placed into their dams by humans, they'll even find them upstream
they're also very industrious diggers and have collapsed even hardened artificial enbankments that were put in place to limit their activities
on that note it's really hard to modify a beaver preferred natural environment enough to discourage beavers from building there so they are usually re-located or killed
another option is shaping, redirecting or splitting waterways, or dredging them deeper
beavers evaluate the length and difficulty of a build and won't start on a dam if they think they can't build it far enough by winter that they can store food
I think in canada somewhere there was an area they were returning back to its original state, but they couldn't get the beavers they released to build the dams where they needed because it had become too difficult due to erosion
they ended up making a proto-dam out of recycled timber, rocks and mud and the beavers then decided to stay since they figured they could fix it up to beaver construction standards by winter
Beavers sound incredibly based.
I'm glad they are returning in large numbers to my country.
>they ended up making a proto-dam out of recycled timber, rocks and mud and the beavers then decided to stay since they figured they could fix it up to beaver construction standards by winter
>”I will now gentrify your shithole”
>t beaver
Beavers are the Germans of nature.
>the beavers made like a little start of a dam around it, but then when no water appeared they left
>Brothers and sisters! Our offering of piled wood has not pleased the water god! We must go on a pilgrimage to the holy place and seek atonement for our sins!
I have a question that you might be able to answer, Beaverbro. Is possible that tail slapping is a form of penance akin to what the medieval flagellants did?
>their teeth are the colour of rust because they are infused with iron
Damn, Mother Nature, you fricking out here making compound materials before mankind got out of the jungle. Anymore critters that have similar adaptations?
I think some of the mollusks create ceramic metamaterials as part of their shells. Think like mother-of-pearl like substances that make them extra hard but surprisingly lightweight.
Humans are studying how to utilize those in bodyarmor-type applications.
the scaly-foot gastropod also known as the volcano snail has an iron sulfide shell and lives around hydrothermal vents
it's the only living animal to use iron sulfides in a skeletal structure
There's a type of sea snail that lives around hydrothermal vents in the ocean that has iron sulfite as an outer layer to it's shell, as well as in weird scales around it's foot.
Yeah this guy
There's also a variety of parasitic wasp that incorporates zinc in the tip of it's ovipositor, and on the non-material side, the issus genus of planthoppers straight up have a functional gear mechanism they use to synchronize their legs during jumps.
Nature is whack.
Some ants have zinc in their mandibles.
Fricking sick. Thanks for sharing, beaverbro. They're cute but the iron teeth make me think I'll stay away.
I have now been enlightened on beavers, thanks beaverbro.
>beavers have killed atleast one person and severely injured dozens, sometimes unprovoked
Fricking lost, thank you for throwing that in there out of nowhere, I think I have whiplash now
I'm now sad at knowing I'll never be part of a beaver cuddle ball
Thanks Beaver anon! Very cool titbits.
=IM COOMING
moar mommy-G
Have we finally tracked down the based beaver poster from /misc/?
Another beaver fact, they are very flavorful red meat and taste great as a pot roast.
Source: best friend works at a rich yuppy private fishing club and has to kill the beavers to keep them from fricking shit up.
You seem to have forgotten the first rule of fishing club. You don't talk about fishing club.
country clubs are lowkey like this, they hope to stay under the radar of goldberg and jihanapurapana
I’ve also eaten beaver like that too. It was really good. Very fatty though.
> sometimes unprovoked
Nothing is ever unprovoked in nature
I'm sure those people had it coming
don't they feed their kids shit like koalas because they eat fricking wood?
beavers are generalist herbivores, not specialist like koalas
just like any other generalist herbivore like deer or rabbits, beavers have an incredibly diverse diet of various plants
they eat very little if any "actual wood" as you are probably thinking of because its not very nutritious
which is why there is a ton of chewings around trees felled by beavers, they just spit most of it out
they do eat the bark from trees, preferably from younger trees or branches
bark and such is their main diet during winter, as branches and young trees keep better when stored
during summer they mostly eat smaller plants like grasses and flowers since they are more nutrient dense
Uncle told beavers can open glass bottles and drink beer. Sometimes they steal those when people go fishing and leave bottles in the water to cool, for example. Idk how true or widespread this is
I have to admit I haven't heard this about beavers specifically, but bears, elk and I believe even wolves have done it so it sounds reasonable
Apparently beavers and muskrats get along pretty well.
Muskrats also like to steal bait from ice fisherman.
I can appreciate the beavers with their innate instinct to block water, but muskrats and their dyke-piercing habits are inherent enemies of my kind.
>t. Dutch
>Dutch
Imaggine getting so buttmad over harmless rodent that it needs to be removed from entire europe.
The Dutch hatred of beavers and muskrats is understandable given that the ocean has been trying to genocide their people for thousands of years.
>sometimes even compete just to see who can slap the hardest
What does the Chad beaver win
Thanks for sharing
Also, I hate Black folk.
I know India has no beavers but those frickers are wild (and based)
>whyonlyidiotswhoknownothingaboutwarareprorussia.jpg
At this point I don't think I can define what the frick Russia's goal is. I think they're just flailing about wildly.
>Retake Crimea, done in 2014
>Prevent Ukraine from joining NATO, there wasn't really a risk of this but you sure made them wish they did
>Prevent NATO expansion, good job you made Finland and Sweden petition to join
>Show the world that Russia is strong, the world now sees the 2nd best army struggling against its underfunded neighbor
Goal of the russian government is almost always in what they blame west for
>blamo NATO in expansion
>expand HATO
>blame west in provoking a war in "brother nations"
>start a war
>blame west in gay military
>you know the drill
Right now they blaming west in intentions to balkanize russia, so I'm being optimistic about it
>Right now they blaming west in intentions to balkanize russia, so I'm being optimistic about it
So it is written, so let it be.
Idk, China looks off.
Gotta have a believable threat to not get complacent after all.
>Russia may be the most ethnically and religously diverse country in Europe
>may
10% of russian citizens are muslims. Let that sink in.
If ghost of Kyiv isn't real, why is he living in your head rent free?
Based beaver enjoyer
Don't mess around with a bober bro, he's gonna frick you up.
>/misc/ nigs are still buck broken by the ghost of keeev
Lmao worse than trannies.
now they are dambroken by beavers
>please forget about the biggest lie in this war and how everyone who bought it is moronic!
No.
Poor vatBlack person, haunted by a ghost and beavers
I get it man. I'd want to forget my moronic moments too.
You got kinky with a beaver?
The biggest lie is that Russia is a military superpower
>noooooo, how could divine punishment come to me???? This must be the CIA's fault, reddit nato transexual nafo ghost of keev!
man, how misleading its large clay is on the map vs its actual objective size as a state never stops cracking me up
This is supposed to be the big and stronk ally emperor Xi hoped to leverage to establish the "euroasian century" mind you. With Russia killing Ukraine followed by China cannibalizing Taiwan
>emperor Xi hoped to leverage to establish the "euroasian century"
That was Dugin's schizo plan. While they play nice for now, Russia is still very much on China's shitlist cos of Manchuria.
Just because Dugin wants to annex Manchuria and Xinjiang doesn't mean the Kremlin will follow up on those ambitions.
Even Strelkov remarked even contemplating annexing Chinese territory at current time is somewhere from hazardous to delusional.
The beavers are angry
>bees sting them to death
>beavers create impassable swamps
>warmest European winter in history
The planet itself is working against them. Similar to how a body attacks a virus
Russian Imperialism is basically a metastatic tumor and Mother Nature has no choice other than to kill or be killed.
>have simoniac warmongering heretic church leaders
>"why is God punishing us?"
Russia constantly having random hilarious shit go wrong for them is genuinely making me more of a believer in god
>europigs will freeze to deaht xaxaxaxaxaxaaxa
>god be like "hold my holy water"
Karma is pretty much 1. things you believe you deserve (consciously or not) 2. shit you've done to others that evokes responses strong enough to override rule #1.
And in both of these Russia has an absolute frickton of bad shit.
Its God. This is what happens when you're lead by communists.
Russian ankles, beware!
Writing a sequel to Operation Dumbo Drop, brb.
BEH VER BEH
HATO genetically enhanced super Black troony beavers did this!
>heard you c**ts need some tunnels dug? well soon as smokos over we'll get her started
combat wombat when you need tunnels dug and more armor on the rear than a tank has out front
they can crush feral dogs to death with their behinds
Sounds like my ex-wife
If feral dogs were capable of having sexual fetishes, this would be one of them.
>Digging you say? I dig zat!
Jesus, if the beaver combat engineers ever figure out how to assemble bailey bridges they'll be able to quickly build modular, steel-reinforced dams hundreds of yards long.
Very comfy image, reposting in higher res
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>hohols so desperate to keep spirits up, they present nature itself as being against Russia
I do know you are trolling but time is a flat circle and this is no different from muh winter memes
>nature itself as being against Russia
Yeah, nature itself hates russia.
Honestly i dont know how you can see weather patterns literally turn on their head to prove you wrong and not see it as a sign from god that you need to give up. There are Russian soldiers freezing to death while people in the UK go to the beach, after Russian shills screeched for months about westerners freezing to death.
This is going to end with Russia nuking itself before anyone else does it.
>This is going to end with Russia nuking itself before anyone else does it.
I swear if Ace Combat ends up being realistic I will flip
WTF i love nature now
Well, that is actually about to switch sides so it goes annoyingly chilly in Europe and stupid warm in slavlands making everything wet as frick and start floods.
it is god's will to destroy the communist.
>reddit meme
go back.
Aren't swamps a big problem in the Korean demiliterized zone? How have the North and South and USA prepared to deal with it?
Missiles and planes
An attack from Belarus is not plausible right now anyway. Bridges lost, approaches mined to frick, artillery zeroed in. Russian troops in Belarus are mostly quick-trained conscripts and Belarussian troops are barely mechanized at this point and untrustworthy besides. And unlike with Russia, Belarus enjoys no special protection by virtue of having nuclear weapons. You'd have to be literally insane to attack with a force like that.
DAM homie
Beavers frickin rock. I always get a smile when I drive into upstate New York and see more and more dams popping up along the thruway.
Why can't we just frick Belarus. Full scale invasion.
British Polish Czech and Baltic push straight into that shit hole and just wreck that place up they have no nukes and Putin wouldn't do frick all about it. I'm sick of hearing about Belarus.
Cansofcum mercenaries will save ukraine
You're welcome ukies.
The eternal leaf strikes again
Did they just now learned that offensive from Belarus going through western Ukraine was never gonna happen because of the terrain being either forested or swampy?
It's more that the swampy parts are now bigger and extra swampy since none of the locals had time to clear out the beaver dams as they normally do.
You can tell they're Ukrainians because the zig-zag trench is as incomprehensible to the Russians as the wooden pallet.
wait a second.... Can aids from a recently buttfricked conscriptovich be transmitted via mosquito bite like other diseases?
Yup. This is why it needs to be Spring already, so the rest of the Russian army can be contaminated.
I dunno man, I just feel bad for civilians in the area entirely.
For years there is just going to be a region of eastern Europe where any poor unsuspecting soul is gonna get hit with the aids out of nowhere.
No, the human immunodeficiency virus is very sentitive to temperature and doesn't really survive outside a human body.
I thought Russia was using everything they had just to hold the front... could it be they just sent in an expedition army to support the Donbass militias? And the israeliterainians never had a chance? Say it ain't so.. CNN and Fox told me otherwise...
Today I learned we have beavers in Yurop, and it triggered a childhood memory of me seeing a beaver randomly in my city's riverlet.
There's also a massive population of raccoons in Germany because some Nazi officials thought their furs are neat and set up a farm before being bombed by the Allies.