Beavers cucking Russia out of a 2nd northern front

Lmao
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ukrainian-swamps-make-attack-belarus-unlikely-now-2023-01-12/

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >territorial defense
    >service members
    Aren't TDF like militias/guerillas for the regions? They are essentially like the vietcong of Ukraine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like reservists. Partisans in Ukraine are closest to the Viet Cong (who were actually South Vietnamese, opposed to America).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >More like reservists. Partisans in Ukraine are closest to the Viet Cong (who were actually South Vietnamese, opposed to America).
        Local Viet Cong got fucked in Tet Offensive to point where they became irrelevant for the war and were replaced with NVA regulars. There was a risk that South Vietnamese locals didn't understand Communism as higher ups in North understood it, so it was opportunity clean their own house from possible internal 5th for Vietnamese Communist Party.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The irony is that the southern part of Vietnam is still more prosperous than the north.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Southern Vietnam was economically more developed than northern part even before colonial era and during French colonial era, gap between north and south further widened. Even with the war and all destruction that comes with it, it is usually cheaper to fix busted infrastructure than building new one from scratch. Just nature kinda explains it. Mekong river and its delta is better for navigation than Red River and its delta up north.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The South has the advantage of never getting Operation Linebacker Two'd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you country have a national guard?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TDF alone stopped russian advance on Kharkiv at the beginning of the war. armed with nothing but some ak's and a few anti tank weapons and a strong will. i think a few hundred of them held the city.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like National Guard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TDF are civvies who go larp as army guys innawoods every 2-4 weeks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were supposed to be, but war started just a few weeks after whole system was established.
      So in reality they just became super light infantry that is used all over the place.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >join a militia just in time to become a regular in a war
        High risk high reward kind of gamble.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An attack from Belarus was always impossible. Not only would NATO know it as soon as Putin had the thought, the area is also fortified. Russia failed with actual troops in a surprise attack and even the supreme and sublime leader of Russia realized that throwing some untrained mobiks there will not do anything.

    On the other hand this whole war is retarded so...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Supposedly the Russians are going to launch a big offensive. The question is where?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Soledar will finally be taken over the mountains of NATO thug corpses.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >NATO thug corpses
          >Zero NATO personnel have been harmed in the making of this war

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Military aid package paperwork isn't doing itself. Sacrifices have to be made and blood has been spilled.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >When I die I'll go to Heaven because I've spent my time in hell

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I vote for Дeдoвщинa-Day, a surprise naval landing (surprise for the Russians taking part) in Odessa at a numerologicaly auHispanicious moment (-22' air temperature)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Opposed landing by the remainders of the Black Sea Fleet
          OH FUCK I'M GONNA BUST

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Telegram and Twitter

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hilarious and true.
          Don't forget /pol and /k discord raids

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        possibly something in kharkov or maybe a dash for zaporozhye. the beleraus stuff is all fluff and makes no sense when the goal has shifted to annexing territory rather than regime change

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Supposedly russia was supposed to be done with this war in 3 days.
        The entire thing is a clown show and russia's just making it worse every day that passes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Into Moscow.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They'll zerg rush Lviv while simultaneously launching a new offensive from Belarus, creating the biggest cauldron the world has ever seen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In each other anuses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i could really only see russia use a ground attack from belarus to force ukraine to move troops over there to weaken their defense in the east. not to actually make gains in the north

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying it's not another Luka excuse to not participate in this shitshow too actively

      >not "Belarustled"

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mark my words, before this war is over, there will be real footage of a beaver family encircling and destroying a Russian motor rifle platoon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beavers cucking Russia out of a 2nd northern front Anonymous 01/13/23(Fri)19:27:42 No.56752139▶

      https://i.imgur.com/lTWvEQ4.jpg

      Lmao
      https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ukrainian-swamps-make-attack-belarus-unlikely-now-2023-01-12/

      Man tries to take photo of beaver; it kills him
      Evann Gastaldo, Newser
      https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/04/11/newser-beaver-kills-man/2074145/

      //A fisherman in Belarus was bitten to death by a beaver, and all he was doing was trying to take its picture, Sky News reports. The man spotted the beaver while fishing with friends at Lake Shestakov, but as he approached to take a photograph, the beaver bit him on the thigh. The animal managed to sever an artery, and his friends couldn't stop the blood flow.

      Sky News helpfully reminds us that beavers can, of course, bite through trees. Beaver attacks are rare, though, and when they do occur, rabid beavers are generally to blame (as in the 2012 attack in upstate New York). But just this week, a video was posted on YouTube showing a beaver going after a Russian man, reports the Telegraph//

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those are some nasty beavers, apparently.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based beavers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marichka's beaver

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >marichkabeaver
        ah… so perfect…

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Not Bandera Beaver

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ale fajny bober

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        on gryzie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a to chuj

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should really blame Africa since its the African tectonic plate pushing up the Alps and creating the Polesian Lowland.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WTF I love morons now

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is even worse than the spirit of Keev shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Natural geological and biological activity make certain human actions less feasible
      NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MUH HECKIN GHOST OF KWEEV AGAIN!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spirit? speaking of spirits, do you remember when you were a дyх in the beginning of your dedovschina?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you give beavers a free summer of dambuilding in a previously human inhabited area they will completely fuck that shit up
      even if you remove the dam the ground will still be soggy and marshlike for atleast a month, up to two or three years depending on local hydrological conditions
      source: I am a beaver connoisseur
      fun beaver facts follow
      they make really cute noices, even the adult ones
      the little ones put their tails in their mouths sometimes and it looks super cute
      beavers have killed atleast one person and severely injured dozens, sometimes unprovoked
      while they usually slap their tails into the water as a warning signal, they actually have several different slaps and sometimes even compete just to see who can slap the hardest
      they will sometimes all cuddle up into a giant ball for no reason but to cuddle
      their teeth are the colour of rust because they are infused with iron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it true that they'll respond to the sound of running water and try to build a dam anywhere they hear a trickle? And that this can be exploited by playing the sound of running water from a speaker since they respond to the sound, not the actual water flow?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if I pee while there's beavers nearby will it eat my dick off?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only if you got a big wood

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so thats most def a "no"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              CARLOS

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No I think it would instead try to pile wood and mud on your groin

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              GIWTWM

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They'll ram a stick up your urethra. This is why you don't piss straight into a stream in Canada, cause there's few things faster than a instinct-driven beaver with a brambe branch at the ready.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A'rite ... Im'a start me up an OnlyFans account and headed for Canada. This sounds too good to pass up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there have been a few studies done and the answer is yes and the reaction is strong
          they aren't stupid however, there was one study where they put a speaker in the middle of a forest and the beavers made like a little start of a dam around it, but then when no water appeared they left
          similarly beavers can find and plug even the most high tech stealth draining solutions placed into their dams by humans, they'll even find them upstream
          they're also very industrious diggers and have collapsed even hardened artificial enbankments that were put in place to limit their activities
          on that note it's really hard to modify a beaver preferred natural environment enough to discourage beavers from building there so they are usually re-located or killed
          another option is shaping, redirecting or splitting waterways, or dredging them deeper
          beavers evaluate the length and difficulty of a build and won't start on a dam if they think they can't build it far enough by winter that they can store food
          I think in canada somewhere there was an area they were returning back to its original state, but they couldn't get the beavers they released to build the dams where they needed because it had become too difficult due to erosion
          they ended up making a proto-dam out of recycled timber, rocks and mud and the beavers then decided to stay since they figured they could fix it up to beaver construction standards by winter

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you give beavers a free summer of dambuilding in a previously human inhabited area they will completely fuck that shit up
            even if you remove the dam the ground will still be soggy and marshlike for atleast a month, up to two or three years depending on local hydrological conditions
            source: I am a beaver connoisseur
            fun beaver facts follow
            they make really cute noices, even the adult ones
            the little ones put their tails in their mouths sometimes and it looks super cute
            beavers have killed atleast one person and severely injured dozens, sometimes unprovoked
            while they usually slap their tails into the water as a warning signal, they actually have several different slaps and sometimes even compete just to see who can slap the hardest
            they will sometimes all cuddle up into a giant ball for no reason but to cuddle
            their teeth are the colour of rust because they are infused with iron

            Beavers sound incredibly based.
            I'm glad they are returning in large numbers to my country.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >they ended up making a proto-dam out of recycled timber, rocks and mud and the beavers then decided to stay since they figured they could fix it up to beaver construction standards by winter
            >”I will now gentrify your shithole”
            >t beaver

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Beavers are the Germans of nature.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the beavers made like a little start of a dam around it, but then when no water appeared they left
            >Brothers and sisters! Our offering of piled wood has not pleased the water god! We must go on a pilgrimage to the holy place and seek atonement for our sins!
            I have a question that you might be able to answer, Beaverbro. Is possible that tail slapping is a form of penance akin to what the medieval flagellants did?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >their teeth are the colour of rust because they are infused with iron
        Damn, Mother Nature, you fucking out here making compound materials before mankind got out of the jungle. Anymore critters that have similar adaptations?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think some of the mollusks create ceramic metamaterials as part of their shells. Think like mother-of-pearl like substances that make them extra hard but surprisingly lightweight.

          Humans are studying how to utilize those in bodyarmor-type applications.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the scaly-foot gastropod also known as the volcano snail has an iron sulfide shell and lives around hydrothermal vents
          it's the only living animal to use iron sulfides in a skeletal structure

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a type of sea snail that lives around hydrothermal vents in the ocean that has iron sulfite as an outer layer to it's shell, as well as in weird scales around it's foot.

          the scaly-foot gastropod also known as the volcano snail has an iron sulfide shell and lives around hydrothermal vents
          it's the only living animal to use iron sulfides in a skeletal structure

          Yeah this guy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/kjQFV8r.jpg

          There's a type of sea snail that lives around hydrothermal vents in the ocean that has iron sulfite as an outer layer to it's shell, as well as in weird scales around it's foot.
          [...]
          Yeah this guy

          There's also a variety of parasitic wasp that incorporates zinc in the tip of it's ovipositor, and on the non-material side, the issus genus of planthoppers straight up have a functional gear mechanism they use to synchronize their legs during jumps.
          Nature is whack.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some ants have zinc in their mandibles.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking sick. Thanks for sharing, beaverbro. They're cute but the iron teeth make me think I'll stay away.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have now been enlightened on beavers, thanks beaverbro.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >beavers have killed atleast one person and severely injured dozens, sometimes unprovoked

        Fucking lost, thank you for throwing that in there out of nowhere, I think I have whiplash now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm now sad at knowing I'll never be part of a beaver cuddle ball

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there have been a few studies done and the answer is yes and the reaction is strong
        they aren't stupid however, there was one study where they put a speaker in the middle of a forest and the beavers made like a little start of a dam around it, but then when no water appeared they left
        similarly beavers can find and plug even the most high tech stealth draining solutions placed into their dams by humans, they'll even find them upstream
        they're also very industrious diggers and have collapsed even hardened artificial enbankments that were put in place to limit their activities
        on that note it's really hard to modify a beaver preferred natural environment enough to discourage beavers from building there so they are usually re-located or killed
        another option is shaping, redirecting or splitting waterways, or dredging them deeper
        beavers evaluate the length and difficulty of a build and won't start on a dam if they think they can't build it far enough by winter that they can store food
        I think in canada somewhere there was an area they were returning back to its original state, but they couldn't get the beavers they released to build the dams where they needed because it had become too difficult due to erosion
        they ended up making a proto-dam out of recycled timber, rocks and mud and the beavers then decided to stay since they figured they could fix it up to beaver construction standards by winter

        Thanks Beaver anon! Very cool titbits.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          =IM COOMING

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moar mommy-G

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have we finally tracked down the based beaver poster from 4chan?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Another beaver fact, they are very flavorful red meat and taste great as a pot roast.

        Source: best friend works at a rich yuppy private fishing club and has to kill the beavers to keep them from fucking shit up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You seem to have forgotten the first rule of fishing club. You don't talk about fishing club.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            country clubs are lowkey like this, they hope to stay under the radar of goldberg and jihanapurapana

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve also eaten beaver like that too. It was really good. Very fatty though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > sometimes unprovoked
        Nothing is ever unprovoked in nature
        I'm sure those people had it coming

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't they feed their kids shit like koalas because they eat fucking wood?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          beavers are generalist herbivores, not specialist like koalas
          just like any other generalist herbivore like deer or rabbits, beavers have an incredibly diverse diet of various plants
          they eat very little if any "actual wood" as you are probably thinking of because its not very nutritious
          which is why there is a ton of chewings around trees felled by beavers, they just spit most of it out
          they do eat the bark from trees, preferably from younger trees or branches
          bark and such is their main diet during winter, as branches and young trees keep better when stored
          during summer they mostly eat smaller plants like grasses and flowers since they are more nutrient dense

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Uncle told beavers can open glass bottles and drink beer. Sometimes they steal those when people go fishing and leave bottles in the water to cool, for example. Idk how true or widespread this is

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have to admit I haven't heard this about beavers specifically, but bears, elk and I believe even wolves have done it so it sounds reasonable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently beavers and muskrats get along pretty well.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Muskrats also like to steal bait from ice fisherman.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can appreciate the beavers with their innate instinct to block water, but muskrats and their dyke-piercing habits are inherent enemies of my kind.
          >t. Dutch

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Dutch
            Imaggine getting so buttmad over harmless rodent that it needs to be removed from entire europe.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Dutch hatred of beavers and muskrats is understandable given that the ocean has been trying to genocide their people for thousands of years.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sometimes even compete just to see who can slap the hardest
        What does the Chad beaver win

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for sharing

        Also, I hate morons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know India has no beavers but those fuckers are wild (and based)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >whyonlyidiotswhoknownothingaboutwarareprorussia.jpg

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At this point I don't think I can define what the fuck Russia's goal is. I think they're just flailing about wildly.
        >Retake Crimea, done in 2014
        >Prevent Ukraine from joining NATO, there wasn't really a risk of this but you sure made them wish they did
        >Prevent NATO expansion, good job you made Finland and Sweden petition to join
        >Show the world that Russia is strong, the world now sees the 2nd best army struggling against its underfunded neighbor

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Goal of the russian government is almost always in what they blame west for
          >blamo NATO in expansion
          >expand HATO
          >blame west in provoking a war in "brother nations"
          >start a war
          >blame west in gay military
          >you know the drill
          Right now they blaming west in intentions to balkanize russia, so I'm being optimistic about it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Right now they blaming west in intentions to balkanize russia, so I'm being optimistic about it
            So it is written, so let it be.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Idk, China looks off.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gotta have a believable threat to not get complacent after all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Russia may be the most ethnically and religously diverse country in Europe
        >may
        10% of russian citizens are muslims. Let that sink in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If ghost of Kyiv isn't real, why is he living in your head rent free?

      if you give beavers a free summer of dambuilding in a previously human inhabited area they will completely fuck that shit up
      even if you remove the dam the ground will still be soggy and marshlike for atleast a month, up to two or three years depending on local hydrological conditions
      source: I am a beaver connoisseur
      fun beaver facts follow
      they make really cute noices, even the adult ones
      the little ones put their tails in their mouths sometimes and it looks super cute
      beavers have killed atleast one person and severely injured dozens, sometimes unprovoked
      while they usually slap their tails into the water as a warning signal, they actually have several different slaps and sometimes even compete just to see who can slap the hardest
      they will sometimes all cuddle up into a giant ball for no reason but to cuddle
      their teeth are the colour of rust because they are infused with iron

      Based beaver enjoyer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't mess around with a bober bro, he's gonna fuck you up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >4chan nigs are still buck broken by the ghost of keeev
      Lmao worse than trannies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now they are dambroken by beavers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >please forget about the biggest lie in this war and how everyone who bought it is retarded!

        No.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Poor vatmoron, haunted by a ghost and beavers

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I get it man. I'd want to forget my retarded moments too.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You got kinky with a beaver?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The biggest lie is that Russia is a military superpower

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >noooooo, how could divine punishment come to me???? This must be the CIA's fault, reddit nato transexual nafo ghost of keev!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        man, how misleading its large clay is on the map vs its actual objective size as a state never stops cracking me up

        This is supposed to be the big and stronk ally emperor Xi hoped to leverage to establish the "euroasian century" mind you. With Russia killing Ukraine followed by China cannibalizing Taiwan

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >emperor Xi hoped to leverage to establish the "euroasian century"
          That was Dugin's schizo plan. While they play nice for now, Russia is still very much on China's shitlist cos of Manchuria.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just because Dugin wants to annex Manchuria and Xinjiang doesn't mean the Kremlin will follow up on those ambitions.

            Even Strelkov remarked even contemplating annexing Chinese territory at current time is somewhere from hazardous to delusional.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The beavers are angry

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bees sting them to death
    >beavers create impassable swamps
    >warmest European winter in history
    The planet itself is working against them. Similar to how a body attacks a virus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Russian Imperialism is basically a metastatic tumor and Mother Nature has no choice other than to kill or be killed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >have simoniac warmongering heretic church leaders
      >"why is God punishing us?"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Russia constantly having random hilarious shit go wrong for them is genuinely making me more of a believer in god

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >europigs will freeze to deaht xaxaxaxaxaxaaxa
          >god be like "hold my holy water"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Karma is pretty much 1. things you believe you deserve (consciously or not) 2. shit you've done to others that evokes responses strong enough to override rule #1.

          And in both of these Russia has an absolute fuckton of bad shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its God. This is what happens when you're lead by communists.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Russian ankles, beware!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Writing a sequel to Operation Dumbo Drop, brb.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BEH VER BEH

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HATO genetically enhanced super Black chud beavers did this!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >heard you cunts need some tunnels dug? well soon as smokos over we'll get her started

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        combat wombat when you need tunnels dug and more armor on the rear than a tank has out front

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they can crush feral dogs to death with their behinds

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like my ex-wife

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If feral dogs were capable of having sexual fetishes, this would be one of them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Digging you say? I dig zat!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus, if the beaver combat engineers ever figure out how to assemble bailey bridges they'll be able to quickly build modular, steel-reinforced dams hundreds of yards long.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very comfy image, reposting in higher res
    Full size: https://cloudfront-us-east-2.images.arcpublishing.com/reuters/Z7N5IBVSKFKAPIOBMHUUG4FTSQ.jpg

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hohols so desperate to keep spirits up, they present nature itself as being against Russia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do know you are trolling but time is a flat circle and this is no different from muh winter memes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nature itself as being against Russia
      Yeah, nature itself hates russia.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly i dont know how you can see weather patterns literally turn on their head to prove you wrong and not see it as a sign from god that you need to give up. There are Russian soldiers freezing to death while people in the UK go to the beach, after Russian shills screeched for months about westerners freezing to death.

        This is going to end with Russia nuking itself before anyone else does it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >This is going to end with Russia nuking itself before anyone else does it.
          I swear if Ace Combat ends up being realistic I will flip

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WTF i love nature now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, that is actually about to switch sides so it goes annoyingly chilly in Europe and stupid warm in slavlands making everything wet as fuck and start floods.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is god's will to destroy the communist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      sage

      >reddit meme

      go back.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't swamps a big problem in the Korean demiliterized zone? How have the North and South and USA prepared to deal with it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Missiles and planes

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An attack from Belarus is not plausible right now anyway. Bridges lost, approaches mined to fuck, artillery zeroed in. Russian troops in Belarus are mostly quick-trained conscripts and Belarussian troops are barely mechanized at this point and untrustworthy besides. And unlike with Russia, Belarus enjoys no special protection by virtue of having nuclear weapons. You'd have to be literally insane to attack with a force like that.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DAM bro

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beavers fuckin rock. I always get a smile when I drive into upstate New York and see more and more dams popping up along the thruway.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't we just fuck Belarus. Full scale invasion.
    British Polish Czech and Baltic push straight into that shit hole and just wreck that place up they have no nukes and Putin wouldn't do fuck all about it. I'm sick of hearing about Belarus.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cansofcum mercenaries will save ukraine

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're welcome ukies.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The eternal leaf strikes again

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they just now learned that offensive from Belarus going through western Ukraine was never gonna happen because of the terrain being either forested or swampy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's more that the swampy parts are now bigger and extra swampy since none of the locals had time to clear out the beaver dams as they normally do.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell they're Ukrainians because the zig-zag trench is as incomprehensible to the Russians as the wooden pallet.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait a second.... Can aids from a recently buttfucked conscriptovich be transmitted via mosquito bite like other diseases?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. This is why it needs to be Spring already, so the rest of the Russian army can be contaminated.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno man, I just feel bad for civilians in the area entirely.

        For years there is just going to be a region of eastern Europe where any poor unsuspecting soul is gonna get hit with the aids out of nowhere.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, the human immunodeficiency virus is very sentitive to temperature and doesn't really survive outside a human body.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Russia was using everything they had just to hold the front... could it be they just sent in an expedition army to support the Donbass militias? And the garden gnomerainians never had a chance? Say it ain't so.. CNN and Fox told me otherwise...

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Today I learned we have beavers in Yurop, and it triggered a childhood memory of me seeing a beaver randomly in my city's riverlet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's also a massive population of raccoons in Germany because some Nazi officials thought their furs are neat and set up a farm before being bombed by the Allies.

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