Beach Find

Greetings /k/ommandos. Found this while cleaning a beach earlier this week and need some help ID-ing it.

Iassumed it was some kind of training shell since it seems to be made from fiberglass, but the warning text on it makes me wonder.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put it in your pooper

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ya mum dildo

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bathy Thermograph SSQ-36? Best guess from my boomer coworker.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a sonobuoy

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did you take it home?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, left it where i found it and called the cops.

      >finds an UXO
      >continues to play with it
      darwin awards
      https://cat-uxo.com/
      here you can search for it

      The
      DANGER
      DO NOT TOUCH
      NOTIFY POLICE
      makes me think it might well be real UXO. Have fun getting blown to Kingdom Come when you play with it, lol

      Post your general vicinity so we can keep an eye out for the news article when your house blows up

      I didn`t play with it or touch it beyond finding it and leaning it against a tree that had washed ashore. When i found it among some rocks on the shore only the top was visible and i thought it was some kind of gas cylinder.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pussy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You called the cops to dispose of it instead of properly identifying it and keeping it as a souvenir? What the frick happened to /k/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finds an UXO
    >continues to play with it
    darwin awards
    https://cat-uxo.com/
    here you can search for it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The
      DANGER
      DO NOT TOUCH
      NOTIFY POLICE
      makes me think it might well be real UXO. Have fun getting blown to Kingdom Come when you play with it, lol

      Post your general vicinity so we can keep an eye out for the news article when your house blows up

      https://i.imgur.com/CtC28Zm.png

      >Image search » Google
      >0 results
      another anon fricking around with UXO? godspeed you crazy bastard

      yallre pussies its been getting bounced around in the ocean its not going to go off if he puts it in the back of his vehicle

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, no chemical reactions from changing an objects environment.

        https://i.imgur.com/yRukZ8u.jpg

        Greetings /k/ommandos. Found this while cleaning a beach earlier this week and need some help ID-ing it.

        Iassumed it was some kind of training shell since it seems to be made from fiberglass, but the warning text on it makes me wonder.

        If there's any yellowish dust or visible crystals, stay the frick away.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >yallre pussies its been getting bounced around in the ocean its not going to go off if he puts it in his butt
        Fixed it for you.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The
    DANGER
    DO NOT TOUCH
    NOTIFY POLICE
    makes me think it might well be real UXO. Have fun getting blown to Kingdom Come when you play with it, lol

    Post your general vicinity so we can keep an eye out for the news article when your house blows up

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shoot it with a .22lr, just don't breathe the fumes

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Image search » Google
    >0 results
    another anon fricking around with UXO? godspeed you crazy bastard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      search » Google
      Anon, the goog is complete ass for image searches. Unironically, and unfortunately, yandex is king here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this google is only reliable for finding images posted on reddit

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put it in ur butt op

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i found a navy/uscg smoke marker a couple years ago that washed up on my property. i looked it up and it had some tidbits about how they can still have material inside that will react with water and it's very bad news to breathe. it didn't look like that though, it was a cylinder with flat ends both sides. be careful anon.

    anyone got the screencaps of anons finding uxo and blowing themselves up? iirc one was some dude who found a live grenade and put it in his toilet or something. he died.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some dude who found a live grenade and put it in his toilet or something. he died.
      Good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some dude who found a live grenade and put it in his toilet or something. he died.
      Good

      pretty sure he was a hueBlack person too, so he probably deserved it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think you mean the guy who found an old grenade in with his grandpa's shit, not sure

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MARKER LOCATION MARINE
    NO 6 MK3
    It's a flare/smoke marker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a much older version of the 10 or the 30 minute one.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there are shit tons of UXO from WWII in europe. We built citys ontop of them and nothing happened.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he says this as euros spend millions every year on disarming old shells

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >has never seen the UXO collection piles on the side of the road in rural northern France

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An extreme over-reaction to how they approach UXO.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We built citys ontop of them and nothing happened.
      https://www.1stlinedefence.co.uk/news/uxo-related-incidents-in-germany-and-austria-over-the-past-two-decades/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and nothing happened.
      ...and now every new deeper foundation or building with multi layers of underground carparking finds 500lb and 1000lb bombs that need defuzing or deflagration because you cant frick the surrounding buildings.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/392273792189 some guy in uk is selling a similar thing on ebay

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    British maritime smoke locator.
    Dropped out the light stores chute from a Merlin helicopter most likely

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    relevant?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would, even if the grenade is still there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Would, even if the grenade is still there.
        Agreed, she's cute.

        Not sure where I'm going with picrel but I felt like doing it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of something I saw on e621 that involved a meerkat, a lion, and an eggplant.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Inventory in munitions storage is always done in pairs.
      >Officially its to reduce counting errors and prevent theft.
      >Its likely also to prevent this.
      Had an Ordnance guy in Afghan put his hand into a box of ST4's assorted handback ammo and pull out a RP Grenade with the pin just hanging by friction on one side of the fuze assembly - I had to cross-transfer it out of his deathgrip to get rid of it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >http://www.doesnotplaywellwithothers.com/
      Been one of my favorite web comics for years. Didn't think anyone here would know about it. Mostly it's about role playing game humor and weirdness ... but the author hits comedy gold more often than not. It's just role playing humor. usually. But, then he posts gems like this one not infrequently. His comments with comic and in his hovertext are usually as funny or better than the actual comic.

      Thanks for posting. I had intended to post his particular one here as /k/ relevant when the opportunity came up, but you beat me to it with this thread. Nice.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flush it down a toilet.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EODgay
    Its a UK Marine Marker - just what it says on the tube.
    The reason it has the "dont frick with it" signs is they're filled with red phosphorus and a small igniter charge.
    When it drops into the sea the igniter fires, it heats the RP into WP which then burns giving off smoke to mark the target, usually a submarine detection.
    Sometimes after it starts, in rough seas enough water gets inside the open chimney hole and puts out the WP fire. It crusts over, and after it washes ashore it eventually dries out and relights.
    We had a moron about a decade ago find one, read the 'call police' as 'put it in your car, drive it to the police station'... about halfway there it dried out, restarted and burnt his car to the ground.
    Depending on location I'd usually cut it open with a few rows of detcord and disperse all the RP in one big cloud, or if a limited site take it away in a bin full of water to keep it wet and then pop it elsewhere.
    It's safe to poke it at the site, if it restarts just drop it and move upwind - if it feels empty it may have fully burnt out, if the bottom end is still heavy call the cops for EOD to pop it as above.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based infoposter.
      >potential for red/white phosphorous inside
      That's pretty scary.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Red and Willy Pete
      That is somehow worse..?
      Either way, OP... Eat some Taco Bell and then put your new friend up your ass. I cannot imagine taco bell would lose, but maybe Red and Willy will be able to counter it.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im from Germany. As a kid my great uncle once found a funny metal hexagonal rod and played with it. Hit bricks with it and stuff.
    Some neighbor saw him, stopped him and called the police. They carried it away VERY smoothely on some blanket.
    It was an incendiary bomb.
    That being said, OP please start it somehow and make a video

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