>be wearing Russian surplus gear in Ukraine
>*ambushes you in you’re path*
>hands up! We’re the Norway foreign legion. You’re coming with us!
What’s the correct move here? What’s the ideal gear and weapon to escape this situation?
>be wearing Russian surplus gear in Ukraine
>*ambushes you in you’re path*
>hands up! We’re the Norway foreign legion. You’re coming with us!
What’s the correct move here? What’s the ideal gear and weapon to escape this situation?
>What’s the correct move here?
Thank the gods and surrender. You've survived the war.
are you french?
must be. a russian would break down and ask if they have any food.
what's it like, being paid to post here?
I bow before your vast wisdom on the matter.
>Not wanting to fight and die for people who are throwing your life away for nothing makes you French
Americans everyone. Why don't you go die for Israel already, mutt.
calm down 77, i'm english
>to escape this situation?
How gay are you anon.
I would pay anything to be a POW under those semen demons
>Death by snu snu
>Die honorably in battle
Choose one
But anon love is a battlefield
Die honorably by snu snu
Honor
the correct move is to learn english and the difference between you're and your
>to escape this situation?
Why escape though? Just give up, they're already civilised enough not to just exterminate me without a word. And if I happened to be there with that gear, it means I was probably forcefully conscripted and, well, we know what else, because no one right in a head would want to wear that stuff out there if they weren't the N'th monke wave. So why be like that one false-surrender mobik, if their worst treatment will probably be better than anything considered any good back where I'd be comming from?
Is the pain on the gun temporary, or do they have different guns for summer and winter? That can't be the case, it must be water-soluble, right?
>water soluble camo
>in the snow
Anon I...
Touché. But it must still come off somehow right?
Yea it comes off.
NFM weapon camo spray (probably what's used in OPs picture) comes in a set with 5 or qo different colors and a spray of special paint remover made to remove only NFM weapons spray paint. NFM weapons spray is NIR and adheres to almost all surfaces. Comes right off with the special paint remover. Good stuff. t. Norwegian infantryman
Me again
NFM EC paint it's called.
Thanks! I figured that it must have been some special paint with its own dedicated removal agent, but I hadn't heard of such a thing existing before. It looks way better than the tape cover in
. In Canada we don't do anything to our weapons in the wintertime, probably since our army is dirt poor.
Checked, based NFM EC enjoyer. I like it too, it even sticks on cerakote quite nicely
Escape? I want to go to a Norwegian prison and get a degree in Microbiology from my cell.
>degree in Microbiology
Bad choice anon. Bio sucks ass for employment outside of like... 6 cities
t. B.Sc biotech, M.Sc med biotech
I'm just kidding man. Already used up my G.I. Bill on flight school. I just wanted to pic something that sounded smart. In reality now that I think about it, I would probably study law if given the opportunity.
I turn around with my nagant and shoot myself. These are not my men. I cannot lay with them.
Why would they be in Ukraine?
>a thread died for this
*Norwegian
>I surrender, I simply have no choice but to leave Russia behind as you force me to do degrading and humiliating tasks that violate the Geneva convection.
>It is truly saddening my service as ends this way, a hero who was bravely drafted.
>Don't shoot! I'm a very skilled at eating pussy and I love to have my face sat on!
>What’s the ideal gear and weapon to escape this situation?
A snorkel, box of condoms, a sandwich baggy of viagra, and a bottle of previtin.
why escape it?
Wtf they're adorable. I'd probably try to beckon them with ration chocolate to earn their trust and then get shot immediately after reaching arms distance because I couldn't keep my hands and lips off.