>be wearing Russian surplus gear in Ukraine. >*ambushes you in youre path*. >hands up!

>be wearing Russian surplus gear in Ukraine
>*ambushes you in you’re path*
>hands up! We’re the Norway foreign legion. You’re coming with us!
What’s the correct move here? What’s the ideal gear and weapon to escape this situation?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What’s the correct move here?
    Thank the gods and surrender. You've survived the war.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are you french?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        must be. a russian would break down and ask if they have any food.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what's it like, being paid to post here?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I bow before your vast wisdom on the matter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Not wanting to fight and die for people who are throwing your life away for nothing makes you French
        Americans everyone. Why don't you go die for Israel already, mutt.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          calm down 77, i'm english

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >to escape this situation?
    How gay are you anon.
    I would pay anything to be a POW under those semen demons

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Death by snu snu
    >Die honorably in battle
    Choose one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But anon love is a battlefield

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Die honorably by snu snu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honor

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the correct move is to learn english and the difference between you're and your

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >to escape this situation?
    Why escape though? Just give up, they're already civilised enough not to just exterminate me without a word. And if I happened to be there with that gear, it means I was probably forcefully conscripted and, well, we know what else, because no one right in a head would want to wear that stuff out there if they weren't the N'th monke wave. So why be like that one false-surrender mobik, if their worst treatment will probably be better than anything considered any good back where I'd be comming from?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the pain on the gun temporary, or do they have different guns for summer and winter? That can't be the case, it must be water-soluble, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >water soluble camo
      >in the snow
      Anon I...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Touché. But it must still come off somehow right?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yea it comes off.

          NFM weapon camo spray (probably what's used in OPs picture) comes in a set with 5 or qo different colors and a spray of special paint remover made to remove only NFM weapons spray paint. NFM weapons spray is NIR and adheres to almost all surfaces. Comes right off with the special paint remover. Good stuff. t. Norwegian infantryman

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Me again
            NFM EC paint it's called.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Me again
            NFM EC paint it's called.

            Thanks! I figured that it must have been some special paint with its own dedicated removal agent, but I hadn't heard of such a thing existing before. It looks way better than the tape cover in

            https://i.imgur.com/rN0narO.jpg

            >to escape this situation?
            Why escape though? Just give up, they're already civilised enough not to just exterminate me without a word. And if I happened to be there with that gear, it means I was probably forcefully conscripted and, well, we know what else, because no one right in a head would want to wear that stuff out there if they weren't the N'th monke wave. So why be like that one false-surrender mobik, if their worst treatment will probably be better than anything considered any good back where I'd be comming from?

            . In Canada we don't do anything to our weapons in the wintertime, probably since our army is dirt poor.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Checked, based NFM EC enjoyer. I like it too, it even sticks on cerakote quite nicely

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Escape? I want to go to a Norwegian prison and get a degree in Microbiology from my cell.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >degree in Microbiology
      Bad choice anon. Bio sucks ass for employment outside of like... 6 cities
      t. B.Sc biotech, M.Sc med biotech

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just kidding man. Already used up my G.I. Bill on flight school. I just wanted to pic something that sounded smart. In reality now that I think about it, I would probably study law if given the opportunity.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I turn around with my nagant and shoot myself. These are not my men. I cannot lay with them.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they be in Ukraine?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a thread died for this

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *Norwegian

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I surrender, I simply have no choice but to leave Russia behind as you force me to do degrading and humiliating tasks that violate the Geneva convection.

    >It is truly saddening my service as ends this way, a hero who was bravely drafted.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't shoot! I'm a very skilled at eating pussy and I love to have my face sat on!

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What’s the ideal gear and weapon to escape this situation?
    A snorkel, box of condoms, a sandwich baggy of viagra, and a bottle of previtin.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why escape it?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf they're adorable. I'd probably try to beckon them with ration chocolate to earn their trust and then get shot immediately after reaching arms distance because I couldn't keep my hands and lips off.

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