>be dumb girl (pic related). >get lost in the woods for 28 days. >somehow live

>be dumb girl (pic related)
>get lost in the woods for 28 days
>somehow live
>lose 40 pounds and get more attractive
Is PrepHole ketomaxing a valid weight loss strategy? I want to lose 20-30 lbs.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think you'll be unpleasantly surprised if you ask people to abandon you in the woods

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could get a ride share to a state park for a "day hike" and then walk into national forest.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is not an idle question. I'm seriously thinking about how I'd pull this off. My PrepHole experience includes 9-day trail crew hitches and 2-3 day solo backpack hunting trips. Laying in a hammock for two weeks, fasting, distracting myself from hunger with beautiful scenery, ebooks, and porn sounds like heaven.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just go hunting, it'll burn calories and increase your T levels

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Drop by PrepHole. Specifically, the fasting general thread.
        You’re more likely to preserve muscle mass if you’re already fat, so fasting is a poor choice for losing the last few pounds or to get a six-pack
        Keep active while fasting, otherwise your body will cannibalize muscle instead of fat and skin
        Try not to be in a position where you need to drive or stand up quickly

        Fasting will drop your T levels, but fat will also suppress your T

        Don't do this. Loosing weight without developing good eating habits is almost pointless. You're just going to be gaining that weight back real soon anyway. On top of that, rapidly losing weight by fasting can also wreak havoc on some of your internal organs, potentially causing a lot of other health problems.

        A two-day fast knocks out a lot of junk-food cravings for some reason, at least for me. The first meal after a two-day fast is something I need to ease into over the course of hours, though, starting with soup. Rebooting my GI tract is a slow affair, and if I rush it, my stomach hurts like frick and I feel bloated

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >A two-day fast knocks out a lot of junk-food cravings for some reason
          one theory is that you're killing off the bacteria in your microbiome that eat junk food
          bacteria can influence food cravings to get what they want through the gut-brain axis
          people who eat mostly real food also report this

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just count calories or fast moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's like saying to an alcoholic that lives close to a bar and an alcohol store and who has a pantry and fridge full of beer to "just stop drinking, moron".

      Changing your environment to one where it's impossible to engage in your bad habit is a valid first step.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fridge is so close

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > get more attractive
    Gonna need some proof on that one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but this is a classic case.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Look at the tan on that! She's going to need yearly skin cancer checks for the rest of her life, but what a story she must have to tell.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She turned into a black person? Explain.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She was high on meth and naked in the woods for nearly a month after a drug bender with two dudes. Got skinny and real tan.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's not a tan, that's skin dye. She prolly stopped washing her hair and then dyed her skin and told everyone she had been lost in the woods.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        skinwalker

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >get more attractive
        >change race from white to brown
        It doesn't check out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yea, she's definitely better after. Odd that she literally turned fully brown.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It makes no fricking sense. I'm a roofer and I don't go that brown. I've seen some white mofos who tan very hard in the summer on roofs and they don't look anything like that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Explain how she turned into a black person

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >lost in a dense forest
          >turns into a niggy
          that's 100% bullshit

          Dirt + tan

          Now you understand why liberals keep trying to call historical populations black

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >lost in a dense forest
        >turns into a niggy
        that's 100% bullshit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        clearly she wasn't that why to begin with
        >crazy filter
        >pale makeup
        >black hair making skin look lighter than it really is
        >non-european facial features (looks slightly black/injun)

        mystery solved

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          white*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look at the tan on that! She's going to need yearly skin cancer checks for the rest of her life, but what a story she must have to tell.

        clearly she wasn't that why to begin with
        >crazy filter
        >pale makeup
        >black hair making skin look lighter than it really is
        >non-european facial features (looks slightly black/injun)

        mystery solved

        >1 month in some forest
        she looks like she was stuck on Robinson Crusoe island for 30 years

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit lmao getting lost in the woods turns you into a Neolithic hunter-gatherer cave wife. Genetic memory is real. The White man and woman long for the deep woods.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember a time before Hooters started taking every low-B that walked through the door

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I remember a time before Hooters started taking every low-B that walked through the door
      What was it like?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was the breasts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Understaffed

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Is PrepHole ketomaxing a valid weight loss strategy?
    Yeah, it's called starving

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >come back to check out PrepHole after like 6 years, cause I had kids in-between, work and didn't really had much interest in visiting 4cham during that time (I did hike etc. though).
    >see the same thread again, with the same pics.

    Let me guess, threads about that moron who died in abandoned bus are still appearing regularly, right?

    Oh gee let me ask about what boots/tarp/bacback to buy.

    Will I be asked to go back to plebbit, after this post? Will I be named a boomer or a newbie, who "has to go back"?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The ride never ends.
      You are here forever.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I miss Apetor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >go back on PrepHole to check what's up
        >hang around for a little while
        >get pissed off at something inevitably and frick off again
        >repeat next year
        The cycle never ends. I know very well I just shouldn't get mad and ignore horseshit opinions and larper know-it-alls, but I can't help myself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good, go PrepHole with your little sproglets and forget about the internet. Read books Infront of them as an example instead of being on your device. Great work anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        my wife actually just did read a bed time story. Goodnight.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You'll never guess what the primary point of the McCandless threads is. Are you ready for this? The dude is dead. Did you know that? Because anons will post it until the thread maxes out, every single time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Trollpost

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you come back then? You have to. You need it, you addict.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she lost 40lbs because she has no idea that she is surrounded by fricking food even in the wilderness

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know the first thing about wild food harvesting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She lost 40lbs because she was a butterball, and then all of a sudden she didn't have regular access to fast food.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she just dumb

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't do this. Loosing weight without developing good eating habits is almost pointless. You're just going to be gaining that weight back real soon anyway. On top of that, rapidly losing weight by fasting can also wreak havoc on some of your internal organs, potentially causing a lot of other health problems.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >round up the fatties
    >teach them how to find berries and mushrooms to eat
    >throw them into the forest
    >check back in 30 days
    >obesity problem solved

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she looked exactly right in the b4 picture

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