Battle Royale

The mods have had enough of your shitposting, and you will be dropped off on a small island with 7 other people, forced to fight to the death battle royale style. Everyone is wearing casual clothes with no EDC gear, no phone, but gets one of the following sets of gear. You are allowed first choice. Which do you pick?

1) A nice EDC flashlight with red night mode, Stahlhelm, Machete, .243 bolt-action rifle with iron sights and 5 rounds hunting ammunition.
2) Bear spay (jumbo size can), Thermal monocular with 4 hours of battery, Shockwave loaded with 5+1 #2 birdshot
3) Paintball mask, shitty non-LED flashlight, Chinesium compass-hilt Rambo knife with survival kit in the handle, M1917 Enfield with surp Gen II NV optic (1 hour battery life) and 4 rounds, two of which are AP.
4) Mallninja katana, Police riot armor with ballistic helmet/facemask. Four string-pull perimeter alarms with a box of blanks, .22LR match pistol (5 round semiauto, box of 50 rounds, one mag), flintlock blunderbuss with horn containing sufficient powder for ten standard shots.
5) Carrier with Lvl 3 plates, Glock 17 with two 10-round mags loaded with Thunderzaps
6) This armor, a sawn-off double barrel 12ga with one box (25) of #4 buckshot, a pair of high end NV bincoculars (8 hrs)
7) Full body LVL 3A soft armor, a 5-shot .38 target revolver.
8) Electric minibike (charged). .22 levergat and 50 rounds .22 short, two frag grenades, A pair of .44 Magnum derringers

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These loadouts seem highly unbalanced, would not play.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unbalanced
      well, then it should be simple to pick the strongest one? and you know what the other loadouts are, potentially allowing you to chose a particular strategy of whom to take out first.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not reading all that unfiltered schizo shit, go draw a picture or make a a collage out of pasted google images.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You take #3 because the Enfield is the biggest threat to anyone, so you better make sure you have it. And with it it shouldn't be difficult to rack up at least one fairly quick kill, nearly any of which would get you a firearm with additional capacity and/or armor.

      holy shit the memes about zoomer attention spans are actually true

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isnt it time for your nap grandpa?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >proving his point

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I could beat you in a fistfight.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You take out the Ebike guy first, mobility is a huge advantage in this stupid game

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I take #1 and then I dig. Let the others come after me if they wish.
    >Step into my parlor said the spider to the fly.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first 3 not enough ammo
    #4 good but no NV
    #5 idk wtf thunderzaps are and there's no kit
    >#6 gotta go this one, db shottie with plenty of rounds + armor and good NV
    #7 wtf good is 3a, everyone has long guns
    #8 moron mode, except the frag grenades those would be great. I'll try to kill this guy first and take them off him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone has long guns
      it's great against the shotguns and all the handguns. There is very little rifle ammo in the game.
      Thunderzapa are plastic bullets. Great at close range if the target has no armor. Useless at long range, easily stopped even by the cop riot armor.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my shells are 3 1/2" magnums with steel shot, they'll go through

        You take #3 because the Enfield is the biggest threat to anyone, so you better make sure you have it. And with it it shouldn't be difficult to rack up at least one fairly quick kill, nearly any of which would get you a firearm with additional capacity and/or armor.

        holy shit the memes about zoomer attention spans are actually true

        you think I'm gonna be out in the open, noooo, I'm hunkering in a building with my shotty, blacking out all the windows, turning my NV on at any sound. you only have 2 rounds that will work on me, gl

        take a kit with NV
        if you kill the other dude with NV and find a nice place to hide/sleep during the day, you basically won

        3 of them have NV, one's gun is useless against lvl3
        really I'm invincible unless grandpa with his 1917 manages to get me with one of his 2 AP rounds INDOORS when I have a perfect cqb weapon and plenty of ammo to shoot at any bump in the night

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >my shells are 3 1/2" magnums
          Lol, where do you see those on the list?

          >with steel shot, they'll go through
          Anon, steel shot is the shittiest there is. It's less dense than lead. Only reason it exists is because the EPA says you can't hunt waterfowl with lead and steel is the cheap alternative to things like bismuth or tungsten. Speaking of which, tungsten shot is much better than lead so if you wanted to pick a memeshell for your fantasy you should have picked that.

          I'm really curious, where do nogunz pick up the idea that steel shot is any good? Where does this come from? Is the logic steel = hard?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it says 25 rounds of #4 buckshot, could be anything. I just said steel to counter his fullbody 3a armor.

            >you think I'm gonna be out in the open
            You will be at some point, if you weren't familiar with the movie OP references, random areas of the map get declared off-limits from time to time and if you don't move you get blown up. They thought about the turtling thing.

            okay I'll move at night to another building. I have the most hours of night vision. #6 ftw

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >could be anything
              Plain lead #4. The word buckshot should have been another clue. Steel buckshot doesn't exist. Steel shot only exists in bird shot sizes because the only reason for it to exist is enviornmental laws about shooting waterfowl. It's shitty ammunition and nobody uses it unless they are forced to.

              > I just said steel to counter his fullbody 3a armor.
              Steel shot doesn't counter armor. It's worse than lead shot. Where do you nogunz get these silly ideas from?

              >okay I'll move at night to another building.
              You think the mods are going to allow you that luxury? The whole point is to frick you over. You hide, they blow your head off by remote control.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                full body 3a doesn't exist either so if we're going by that I just blow his legs off
                steel shot does go through 3a close up, I seen it on taofledermaus

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure there was a thread forever ago where some anon was showing off his full body 3a setup.

                https://i.imgur.com/JWuNzyK.jpeg

                The mods have had enough of your shitposting, and you will be dropped off on a small island with 7 other people, forced to fight to the death battle royale style. Everyone is wearing casual clothes with no EDC gear, no phone, but gets one of the following sets of gear. You are allowed first choice. Which do you pick?

                1) A nice EDC flashlight with red night mode, Stahlhelm, Machete, .243 bolt-action rifle with iron sights and 5 rounds hunting ammunition.
                2) Bear spay (jumbo size can), Thermal monocular with 4 hours of battery, Shockwave loaded with 5+1 #2 birdshot
                3) Paintball mask, shitty non-LED flashlight, Chinesium compass-hilt Rambo knife with survival kit in the handle, M1917 Enfield with surp Gen II NV optic (1 hour battery life) and 4 rounds, two of which are AP.
                4) Mallninja katana, Police riot armor with ballistic helmet/facemask. Four string-pull perimeter alarms with a box of blanks, .22LR match pistol (5 round semiauto, box of 50 rounds, one mag), flintlock blunderbuss with horn containing sufficient powder for ten standard shots.
                5) Carrier with Lvl 3 plates, Glock 17 with two 10-round mags loaded with Thunderzaps
                6) This armor, a sawn-off double barrel 12ga with one box (25) of #4 buckshot, a pair of high end NV bincoculars (8 hrs)
                7) Full body LVL 3A soft armor, a 5-shot .38 target revolver.
                8) Electric minibike (charged). .22 levergat and 50 rounds .22 short, two frag grenades, A pair of .44 Magnum derringers

                6 for sure, also I'm going to just assume the island is the far side desert island.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Steel shot deforms more than quality lead shot, there is a reason copper plated lead shot is preferred if more penetration is desired. Like other anon said steel shot is used on an environmental basis.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you think I'm gonna be out in the open
          You will be at some point, if you weren't familiar with the movie OP references, random areas of the map get declared off-limits from time to time and if you don't move you get blown up. They thought about the turtling thing.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    take a kit with NV
    if you kill the other dude with NV and find a nice place to hide/sleep during the day, you basically won

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone play PUBG on console?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys there's no reason for us to fight each other. Let's band together and defeat the system!

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take #6 and ditch the armor.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #1 fears every weapon though the helmet gives a bit of an advantage.
    #2 fears every weapon as well. Bear spray is surprisingly effective at close range or sprayed into a closed space. Shooting the can or detonating it with #4's perimeter alarms or their gunpowder could make it useful in other scenarios.
    #3. Shitty except for the rifle, which is very good.
    #4: Actually not bad if shit went to melee, katana is a better weapon than a knife and riot armor ain't bad either. You wouldn't fear most of the sidearms though any rifle fricks you over, and so would the shotgun if the the Shockwave guy gets the other dude's buckshot, but that's not so likely. The match pistol is good if you're good with it. The blunderbuss sucks, but 10 shots of powder is enough to make a couple meaningful charges or IEDs.
    #5 seems good at first but really isn't. The plates don't mean much since anyone can just shoot you somewhere other than the chest. The pistol is good, but the ammo blows, limiting your range and any of the armor stops it.
    #6: the binocs are the real key. the armor is stupid heavy and it doesn't stop you getting shot in the arm or leg which might as well be a kill in this game. The weapon sucks because its range is so limited. #6 and #3 will easily be able to see each other at night due to their illuminators. the difference is that #6 has to get real fricking close to #3 to be a threat, but #6 can dome #3 from a distance.
    #7 has by far the best armor. Nobody here is safe from a rifle, and nobody but him is safe from a shotgun. The revolver sucks though. This guy's only purpose is to drop good armor when someone else manages to take them down. You'd be silly to pick this gear, but at the same time the person is a real wild card. If they got lucky and encountered the right other person early on.
    #8 feels just like the super-silly wildcard random option; the lootbox.

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