Barbecue guns

What are the best guns to wear to dress for a summer occasion like a backyard barbecue party?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where are you where wearing that coat is a thing you do in the summer?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stock image, couldn't find one with a tshirt that didn't have a beer gut

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bazooka

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    357 in shoulder holsters of course. Bandolier or speed loaders are a must. I like nutmeg brown to compliment the season.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Something like a S&W Model 627 N-frame?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I instantly thought of Paul when I saw that coat

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it is the triple K 420 OWB with ruger throwndown striker

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Openly carrying a decorative gun for a social event is moronic anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People open carried for decoration for hundreds of years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A WW2 Army officer in class As carrying a sidearm at a party in recently liberated France is not the same as throwing on a poorly fitting shoulder holster before burning a few hot dogs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Seethe Europoor

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Last time I checked the license plates on my car say “TEXAS” - which should really be a good indicator to you that this is moronic.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >bragging about being from texas
              >after texans have been outed as the biggest cowards in the country
              Lmao you sure showed him

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There’s no debating that Texans are pussies.
                There’s also no debating that openly carrying a gun that you bought for the purpose of showing off at a party is moronic, even for people from Texas

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Lives in Texas
              >Shit talking open carry at a barbeque

              I assume you voted Beto?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry nobody wants you at their bbq because you're a sperg.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Get the frick out of texas you cuckifornian refuge. If you dont understand BBQ guns and are from texas you are clearly a transplant, Black person, troony or liberal. Either way you dont belong in texas

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I understand BBQ guns. Which is why I can determine that they’re moronic.
                Please do show off that stainless 1911 you paid a months salary for. It will do a lot to distract from your poorly manicured lawn and the charred hamburger you just handed me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Someones bitter hes never been invited to a BBQ, transplants like you deserve death

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no fun allowed

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Flamethrower. You defend yourself AND help with the cooking.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Points gun across the table.
    "PASS THE FRICKING KETCHUP DAD!"

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sharpened patty spatula, pointy meat thermometer.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the TacFrank .750 with chili, cheese, onions, and mustard

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >my personality is guns, how do i let people know im even worse than a Car Guy?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1911 in your cargo pants pocket

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mount an SPR at your grill

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pocket carrying a nickel-plated snubnose revolver in khaki cargo shorts

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What are the best guns to wear to dress for a summer occasion like a backyard barbecue party?
    Get a brace of big frickoff black powder guns with a gold-inlay eagle chased into the barrel. Then braid fuse cord into your beard and get high as frick off the fumes. Embrace your own cartoonish stupidity and claim it's your Taika Watiti's Ass Pirates of the Carribean cosplay if anyone gives you shit.

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