Babe wake up new explosions in Crimea

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1654727223583047680

Genuinely wondering, what is causing all these explosions? I know SMOOOOKER lol, but these arent HIMARs are they?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    2nd army of the world they said

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we have footage of this not shot with the Vaseline lens?
    As to what's causing all the explosions, the most likely cause is drones of some sort, although I also wouldn't be surprise if some madlad is borrowing an RPG from the Russian armouries, blowing up an oil tank or ammo dump and putting it back whilst everyone else is running around in circles whilst flailing their arms.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >half the screen blurred
    >the half with the explosion
    Literally why

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitty attempt at OPSEC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In Russia, it is illegal to publish these explosions.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because it "discredits the armed forces of the Russian Federation" and they've recently changed the law to make it count as treason. I want to make this point clear, doing ANYTHING that might make the Russian Army look bad now counts the same as betraying your country and can put you in their worst jails for 25 years. Murder and terrorism only gets you 8-10 years in jail for fricks sake, but saying Private Conscriptovich could do better if he had a bit more training if somehow twice as bad as car-bombing a party official. Russia has gone insane and there's no coming back from this without societal collapse.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought they're not at war. Did something happen?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            if making negative comments about the Russian army is punished twice as harshly as car bombing a party official, then I see only one logical course of action

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In other news, Zakhar Prilepin got Dugina'd

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not your babe, dude.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not your dude, mate.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not your mate, guy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not your guy, bro.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not your guy, homie

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >CIA and another NATO nation backed partner force
    least delusional vatnik

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      none of what he has to say is worth the paper it was printed on.

      [...]
      >CIA
      lmao, son the alphabet boys cant even wipe their own asses.

      dubs checked

      https://i.imgur.com/A7me2mC.jpg

      [...]
      >Why yes, I do not trust western MSM
      >Why yes, I also believe western MSM when it supports my narrative

      Personally I'm pro-Ukraine and have been since the start.

      Whoever is doing all these different sabotage operations is using the old school Green Beret Detachment A playbook. If you don't know what Det A is they're the stay behind guys in West Berlin that were supposed to start a guerilla war behind Warsaw Pact lines if the Commies ever came west.

      The only alternative you've got to assets on the ground are
      A) The DOD has been supplying Ukraine with munitions which have a greater range than the HIMAARS or the GLSDB (no partial munitions housings or other evidence at the sites so probably not, and none of these were listed on a congressional bill of weapons packages sent over as well so yeah.)
      B) The Ukrainians have developed a longer range weapons systems (beyond that meme ex-soviet UAV) on a nonexistent budget and with little to no advanced defense sector. I guess Lockheed Martin BAE Systems Northrop Grumman or someone could have shared notes with the Ukrainians, but even then it's tough to build advanced defense projects when monkeyman is trying to turn out the lights every couple days when he has a tantrum.
      C) The Ukrainians are using magic and the power of positive thoughts to dust stuff hundreds or thousands of miles from the frontline.

      Even if it's some kind of long range weapon that can make it past IADS someones gotta at least be doing close target reconnaissance of the area. Sure you can rely on satellite recon but sometimes you want to look at the place you are about to blow up and check if it is still an active site and not shuttered due to the work force getting conscripted and sent to Bakhmut.

      On MSM Murphy is a weird cat. Other /k/ommandos recommended his podcast when he worked for sofrep back in 2013. He met up with and interviewed some of the guys from /k/ back then that went over and fought under the Peshmerga in Iraq and Syria. If you weren't a tourist you might remember that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you missed one
        D) Some of the literal millions of Ukrainians that were forcibly deported into Russia from the occupied regions of Ukraine are making their displeasure felt, possibly with the assistance of Ukrainian intelligence agencies

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    none of what he has to say is worth the paper it was printed on.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >CIA
    lmao, son the alphabet boys cant even wipe their own asses.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Why yes, I do not trust western MSM
    >Why yes, I also believe western MSM when it supports my narrative

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      /pol/'s infamous Schrödinger's MSM

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be himars. Wapo and NYT just published articles good russians have made them useless with gps jamming.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally propaganda intended for Russians

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Makes you wonder why formerly semi-respectable media:
        1)Publish Russian propaganda unfiltered
        2)Still have no actual war correspondents on the ground
        3)Often have no men on the ground even for major events in the US

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not like they're doing anything wrong, they're probably on order to publish certain things

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cheaper to report twitter posts than have a real reporters

            A large part of war is making your enemies think a certain way

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cheaper to report twitter posts than have a real reporters

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cheaper to report twitter posts than have a real reporters

          I went to Uni to study Multimedia Journalism back in 2013-2016 and I was taught by old school reporters who had been doing the jobs for decades covering everything from war zones, to elections, to just everyday things that you find in local papers (my favourite being the one who taught us print journalism and showed us a story he covered about a smackhead who tried to steal five packs of bacon and a lamb joint from Tescos to buy more heroin) and the one thing they all beat into our heads was that the first person to get the story out would be the only one to make any real money out of it. because the public have no patience to wait for the facts.
          We were told that when it came to news it was important to be objective and lay the facts down as they were for the reader to decide; but this is not how you make a good living from journalism and if you wanted to be financially secure, then speed was your only concern and that you could always post corrections later on. Our lecturers thought that Buzzfeed and Vine were going to be the future of journalism and that we should all seek to emulate them.
          Ten years later, Buzzfeed's dead and since journalists have been taught to focus on speed, which is mainly done by finding people who live in the area and ctrl+c ctrl+v their tweets into an article, they are dying out because people clocked on and just follow the tweeters instead of the media publication. I'd like to think this will cause the media to return to old-school journalism because that at least had some merit to it, but that ultimately depends on whether the public can gain an attention span longer that mentally-moronic Springer Spaniel.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            When you were "studying" Multimedia Journalism, did they ever mention breaking a 1000 word paragraph into several sentences? You write like a 13 year old who's had a few too many bowls of sugar-coated chocolate frosted sugar bombs. And a 2 liter bottle of Red Bull.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If I do it's Le Reddit Posting, if I don't, it's a wall of text.
              Unfortunately I have to deal with a large group of people called "terminally online dipshits" who see a certain catch phrase which immediately causes them to have a small stroke, disregard whatever was said in the post and proceed to violently shit themselves both IRL and on here. I suspect you may be inherently familiar with this issue.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have to go back.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Back where?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reddit posting isn't real, just go for readability and ignore morons.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I liked the first post, but the second is genuinely based

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                People that b***h and moan about

                >muh reddit spacing

                are literally the newest of the new.
                Legible formatting isn't a crime.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It actually reads like a university paper in terms of formatting, I diagnose you with an american ADHD addled attention span, and a deep-seated fear of reddit. Sorry.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Have to agree

                I personally don't care, I prefer doing actual spacing so people can read it properly; but we have so many /misc/lacks here at the moment that it just devolves into a massive argument over board etiquette whenever anyone does.

                Just like we're doing now.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The clickbait isn't sustainable, specially when people sue.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It actually reads like a university paper in terms of formatting, I diagnose you with an american ADHD addled attention span, and a deep-seated fear of reddit. Sorry.

            Have to agree

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If I do it's Le Reddit Posting, if I don't, it's a wall of text.
            Unfortunately I have to deal with a large group of people called "terminally online dipshits" who see a certain catch phrase which immediately causes them to have a small stroke, disregard whatever was said in the post and proceed to violently shit themselves both IRL and on here. I suspect you may be inherently familiar with this issue.

            you did good dude, useful info stuff
            I'm not clever like that, but at least I can appreciate information unlike the other sperg

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, the russians used electronic jamming against Himars but the Ukranians country the jamming with their electronic devices.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >CIA
    So it's pretty much confirmed - it was all caused by internal incompetence.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's a lot easier for Ukrainians or anti regime Russians to do this shit than the CIA, mostly because they can blend in so much better with perfect Russian speaking. Maybe they get some hardware from CIA but there's hardware everywhere in Ukraine right now.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fixed your Shitty photo OP.
    Your Welcome.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what is causing all these explosions?
    You know.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what winning looks like. Trust the plan. Z

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ziggers have been claiming that they're jamming HIMARS rockets. Is this true?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not entirely sure how jamming a missile in the tail end of its ballistic arc is going to magically make it go away or miss, but I could see it being possible to jam any signal equipment it has on it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If a HIMARS is jammed it just defaults to the INS, which was corrected by GPS up until it entered the jamming sphere.
      It's still going to land within a few meters of the intended impact point.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Genuinely wondering, what is causing all these explosions?
    i wouldn't worry about it

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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