*Still remains defense minister pilfering money from weapons projects to fund his weeb mansion and wood collection*.
*Blatantly lie about Russia's nuclear forces being modernised and that you are developing new aerospace weapon technology, drones, and planes to evade Ukie AA defenses, everyone believes you or is too afraid to say anything against you.*
What a massive Chad.
When you ride a tiger, don't dismount.
Being putins best friend probably helps him avoid sudden, accidental defenestration.
yes this is one thing people tend to overlook
Putin is fond of Shoigu on a personal level, he won't get windowed or sacrificed like the others, no matter how much he fricks up. At worst he has to stand down but even then he can probably retire at ease without any fear of windows and the like.
If he isn't scared of windows, maybe power point or excel would hammer little humility and fear of god into that wood and satan worshiping mongol.
Underrated
Putin tried to kill him this spring.
Twice.
That was Gerasimov, amnesia kun.
He just send him away to make secret deals with best Korea. The one send straight to Ukraine was Gerasimov.
How does Putin fail to kill someone?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Navalny
Me in the back
Paulie Walnuts on the left.
Why doesn't Putin have armpit hair?
Is all the spamming about feminization and estrogen shots for the west just projection?
thats a good question, he's completely hairless like a little girl
He was almost certainly the one they passed around back then, the old men of Russia thought they can blackmail monke and keep him in line but then they started falling out of windows.
why do they have 0 body hair?
Master of their locker room demands them to remove their body hair. We are talking about gachimuchi nation.
Puting actually has some nice definition+low bf, Im impressed
Why the frick do they dress like that kek, like the boomers in the US who wear 5.11 gear and can't run a mile
No shame, these kinda people send thousands to their deaths, the last thing on their mind is what people think of them
do you think shoigu offered his daughter's anus to Putin as repentance for fricking up Kharkiv and Kyiv?
Is the deck of that boat (barge?) literally just plywood sheets?
>neverserve
>still dress up in uniform and give yourself every award possible
>nobody calls him out on it
based türk bull cucking russki shits while killing ukie piggoids
>bark bark!
nice selfie pal
Sweet ADD, fatass.
I'm willing to bet he's got some DVD's stashed just in case someone asks him to close a window
Where is the meme arrow, you dumb redditchud
Putin doesn't care about results, he cares about having people around who won't clip his midget moron ass. As long as his invading force is still in Ukraine wasting everyone's time and resources, that's a victory in his monkey mongoloid head.
Well, he's survived since before Putin
Shoigu is the only man in Putin's cabinet that hasn't called him short
> Still remains defense minister pilfering money from weapons projects
Remember when the pentagon “misplaced” trillions of dollars and no general or politician got in trouble?
Yeah we’re not so different.
"misplaced" is code word for black budget you fricking moron
“Black budget” allocations are covered in the publicly-disclosed DARPA spending and the big 5 contractors SAP funding.
This is an objective truth and to say otherwise means you’re either a paid pentagon disinfo shill or a moronic boomer.
>”Yeah so we lost trillions of dollars, but it’s for secret projects! No you can’t see our super secret gen 8 fighter until 2060 you dumb goy.”
What makes you think there isn't blacker budget allocations?
So if $35 Trillion is missing, there’s two possibilities:
>they secretly worked on advanced projects whose total value of research and manufacturing is that of 30 entire F-35 programs. Meaning we have advanced UFOs equivalent in manufacturing costs and materials to the price of 30,000 F-35s
>the pentagon stole money
>Meaning we have advanced UFOs equivalent in manufacturing costs and materials to the price of 30,000 F-35s
Yes
absolutely moronic
>unrelated autistic screeching about (You)kraine
why can't cum/chug/gies ever stay on topic? his next reply will be crying about trannies, just you watch
>trannies
Rent free.
"SGM World News" is written by a Latvian journalism student who works at McDonalds in Sunderland. Its a way of padding her CV. This is the level you've sunk to.
ive spent more on guns in 2 years
reliable source: some guy
>reliable source
>trust me bro
homosexuals like you are vulnerable to the woozle effect. The second photo is literally a self admitted assumption that is not backed up by anything.
>goes to foreign country
>stimulates local economy by spending a shitload of money
whats the issue?
What makes you think Pentagon stole the money? Where is it now then? With Russian oligarchs, you can easily pinpoint the new mansions and yachts as signs of their corruption. You don’t have the equivalent for Pentagon officials. Which means the money went to secret projects
Anon, he has to make himself feel better about his rich Russian billionaires feeding off of the oil teat and sending their humans slaves to die.
Glorious soviet union comrade, go die for the motherland for me we have no use for you otherwise.
If you think 35 trillion is a lot, just you wait until you see how much money goes missing every year through social programs and random government budgetting bullshit.
America is full of falling apart infrastructure and blighted little opioid towns because, tragically, defense spending is actually the least corrupt.
There never was 35 trillion missing
It's more than a little optimistic to think that money that has no public oversight went entirely towards honest programs and not towards drug cartels, Israel, and political action committees
Do you really think they're just going to tell us about the Stargate program you big doofus?
>billions of dollars of Pentagon money goes "missing"
>strange UFOs appear over Moscow
>billions of dollars of Kremlin money goes "missing"
>strange yachts appear off the coast of Sicily
The yachts of Russian oligarchs are the size of the service boats of the yachts of American oligarchs
America's oligarchs buy spaceships, yo. Yachts are for losers.
It's obviously just black projects
>whoops all the money is gone oh no!!
>I have no idea how accounting works
>applenig
makes sense
You’re right, I don’t know how accounting works, I say this because I have no idea how you lose the equivalent of 3 decades of DoD annual budgets
Anon, think about what you are saying.
30 years of the DoD's budget 'went missing', but somehow they still spent it during those 30 years. Either the DoD has a time machine, or there was an accounting error claiming money was missing that wasn't.
I totally forgot about this. This guy is correct.
Haha yeah that money totally just disappeared there's nothing to see here citizen
Those lights in the sky? Thats just swamp gas and radar reflections, forget you ever saw them
>anyone who disagrees with me is [the boogeyman]
not even worth a (You)
>wood collection
what?
>He doesnt know about Shoigu´s wood collection and Shinobi fortress.
Shamefur Dispray!
WTF
If these two were people in power but just a taxi driver and a truck driver I bet they may come off like old men haunting Coffee Time that we think are funny and harmless.
I don't know what to think about this timeline anymore.
The best part of every "Putin agrees to hang out with Shoigu" picture is the same "really homie?" look he always gives the guy. I mean come on, your best friend is the billionaire supreme ruler of the country and your idea of an exciting afternoon is to spend all day in your garage talking about how you're gonna carve a bowl?
>your idea of an exciting afternoon is to spend all day in your garage talking about how you're gonna carve a bowl?
I mean... It kind of is?
most people just want more power, he just wants to carve and chill.
Toolsets on the background?
>All bought "second-hand" from people who used to work on construction sites in Western Europe
He is the minister of defense, not the chief of staff.
back in may I honestly thought he wasn't gonna survive the year but he's hanging in there. good for him.
>tsar good
>boyar bad
Because he's the Mongolian warlord