*Avoids all responsibility for the shitshow in Ukraine*

*Still remains defense minister pilfering money from weapons projects to fund his weeb mansion and wood collection*.
*Blatantly lie about Russia's nuclear forces being modernised and that you are developing new aerospace weapon technology, drones, and planes to evade Ukie AA defenses, everyone believes you or is too afraid to say anything against you.*

What a massive Chad.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you ride a tiger, don't dismount.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being putins best friend probably helps him avoid sudden, accidental defenestration.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes this is one thing people tend to overlook
      Putin is fond of Shoigu on a personal level, he won't get windowed or sacrificed like the others, no matter how much he fucks up. At worst he has to stand down but even then he can probably retire at ease without any fear of windows and the like.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If he isn't scared of windows, maybe power point or excel would hammer little humility and fear of god into that wood and satan worshiping mongol.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Underrated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Putin tried to kill him this spring.
      Twice.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was Gerasimov, amnesia kun.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He just send him away to make secret deals with best Korea. The one send straight to Ukraine was Gerasimov.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was Gerasimov, amnesia kun.

        How does Putin fail to kill someone?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Navalny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me in the back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paulie Walnuts on the left.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't Putin have armpit hair?

      Is all the spamming about feminization and estrogen shots for the west just projection?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats a good question, he's completely hairless like a little girl

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was almost certainly the one they passed around back then, the old men of Russia thought they can blackmail monke and keep him in line but then they started falling out of windows.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do they have 0 body hair?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Master of their locker room demands them to remove their body hair. We are talking about gachimuchi nation.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Puting actually has some nice definition+low bf, Im impressed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the fuck do they dress like that kek, like the boomers in the US who wear 5.11 gear and can't run a mile

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No shame, these kinda people send thousands to their deaths, the last thing on their mind is what people think of them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you think shoigu offered his daughter's anus to Putin as repentance for fucking up Kharkiv and Kyiv?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the deck of that boat (barge?) literally just plywood sheets?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >neverserve
    >still dress up in uniform and give yourself every award possible
    >nobody calls him out on it

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based türk bull cucking russki shits while killing ukie piggoids

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bark bark!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice selfie pal

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sweet ADD, fatass.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm willing to bet he's got some DVD's stashed just in case someone asks him to close a window

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the meme arrow, you dumb redditchud

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Putin doesn't care about results, he cares about having people around who won't clip his midget retard ass. As long as his invading force is still in Ukraine wasting everyone's time and resources, that's a victory in his monkey mongoloid head.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, he's survived since before Putin

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoigu is the only man in Putin's cabinet that hasn't called him short

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Still remains defense minister pilfering money from weapons projects
    Remember when the pentagon “misplaced” trillions of dollars and no general or politician got in trouble?
    Yeah we’re not so different.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "misplaced" is code word for black budget you fucking moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you really think they're just going to tell us about the Stargate program you big doofus?

        >billions of dollars of Pentagon money goes "missing"
        >strange UFOs appear over Moscow
        >billions of dollars of Kremlin money goes "missing"
        >strange yachts appear off the coast of Sicily

        It's obviously just black projects
        >whoops all the money is gone oh no!!

        “Black budget” allocations are covered in the publicly-disclosed DARPA spending and the big 5 contractors SAP funding.
        This is an objective truth and to say otherwise means you’re either a paid pentagon disinfo shill or a retarded boomer.
        >”Yeah so we lost trillions of dollars, but it’s for secret projects! No you can’t see our super secret gen 8 fighter until 2060 you dumb goy.”

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What makes you think there isn't blacker budget allocations?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So if $35 Trillion is missing, there’s two possibilities:
            >they secretly worked on advanced projects whose total value of research and manufacturing is that of 30 entire F-35 programs. Meaning we have advanced UFOs equivalent in manufacturing costs and materials to the price of 30,000 F-35s
            >the pentagon stole money

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Meaning we have advanced UFOs equivalent in manufacturing costs and materials to the price of 30,000 F-35s
              Yes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                absolutely retarded

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >unrelated autistic screeching about (You)kraine
                why can't cum/chug/gies ever stay on topic? his next reply will be crying about trannies, just you watch

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >trannies
                Rent free.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "SGM World News" is written by a Latvian journalism student who works at McDonalds in Sunderland. Its a way of padding her CV. This is the level you've sunk to.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ive spent more on guns in 2 years

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                reliable source: some guy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >reliable source
                >trust me bro
                gays like you are vulnerable to the woozle effect. The second photo is literally a self admitted assumption that is not backed up by anything.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >goes to foreign country
                >stimulates local economy by spending a shitload of money
                whats the issue?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What makes you think Pentagon stole the money? Where is it now then? With Russian oligarchs, you can easily pinpoint the new mansions and yachts as signs of their corruption. You don’t have the equivalent for Pentagon officials. Which means the money went to secret projects

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, he has to make himself feel better about his rich Russian billionaires feeding off of the oil teat and sending their humans slaves to die.
                Glorious soviet union comrade, go die for the motherland for me we have no use for you otherwise.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you think 35 trillion is a lot, just you wait until you see how much money goes missing every year through social programs and random government budgetting bullshit.

              America is full of falling apart infrastructure and blighted little opioid towns because, tragically, defense spending is actually the least corrupt.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There never was 35 trillion missing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's more than a little optimistic to think that money that has no public oversight went entirely towards honest programs and not towards drug cartels, Israel, and political action committees

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really think they're just going to tell us about the Stargate program you big doofus?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >billions of dollars of Pentagon money goes "missing"
      >strange UFOs appear over Moscow
      >billions of dollars of Kremlin money goes "missing"
      >strange yachts appear off the coast of Sicily

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The yachts of Russian oligarchs are the size of the service boats of the yachts of American oligarchs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          America's oligarchs buy spaceships, yo. Yachts are for losers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's obviously just black projects
      >whoops all the money is gone oh no!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I have no idea how accounting works
      >applenig
      makes sense

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You’re right, I don’t know how accounting works, I say this because I have no idea how you lose the equivalent of 3 decades of DoD annual budgets

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, think about what you are saying.

          30 years of the DoD's budget 'went missing', but somehow they still spent it during those 30 years. Either the DoD has a time machine, or there was an accounting error claiming money was missing that wasn't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I totally forgot about this. This guy is correct.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha yeah that money totally just disappeared there's nothing to see here citizen
      Those lights in the sky? Thats just swamp gas and radar reflections, forget you ever saw them

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anyone who disagrees with me is [the boogeyman]
    not even worth a (You)

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wood collection
    what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesnt know about Shoigu´s wood collection and Shinobi fortress.
      Shamefur Dispray!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WTF

        If these two were people in power but just a taxi driver and a truck driver I bet they may come off like old men haunting Coffee Time that we think are funny and harmless.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what to think about this timeline anymore.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The best part of every "Putin agrees to hang out with Shoigu" picture is the same "really bro?" look he always gives the guy. I mean come on, your best friend is the billionaire supreme ruler of the country and your idea of an exciting afternoon is to spend all day in your garage talking about how you're gonna carve a bowl?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >your idea of an exciting afternoon is to spend all day in your garage talking about how you're gonna carve a bowl?
          I mean... It kind of is?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          most people just want more power, he just wants to carve and chill.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Toolsets on the background?
        >All bought "second-hand" from people who used to work on construction sites in Western Europe

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is the minister of defense, not the chief of staff.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    back in may I honestly thought he wasn't gonna survive the year but he's hanging in there. good for him.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tsar good
    >boyar bad

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's the Mongolian warlord

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