At first my gf was like this... Posted on April 30, 2023 by PrepHole Contributor At first my gf was like this...
...but then she was like this
moral of the story, don't use a long knife to stab an Amazon box when you're hold the box with your other hand
Damn. That looks rough. We all do dumb shit from time to time, I hope she gets better soon
thats going to take at least a year if not longer, looks though, speedy recovery
Shit will be fine in less than 3 months.
pic rel is a month old
a month ago (the muscle had already been stitched at this point)
Call me a dingus but I don't get pictures like this.
That's a gaping deep wound, how is it not constantly spewing blood?
Or a better question might be: How long does a wound like this keep bleeding?
so it had been bleeding a while, had been injected with lidocaine at that point and also I didn't hit any blood vessels at that point so mostly the bleeding had stopped
Her nails are worse than the gaping wound
I've ND'd twice so I don't have much room to talk
Don't feel bad, it's a natural part of owning a gun
Yes. An ND is just there to remind you the gun is loaded. Just like a car leaking oil is just letting you know it has oil in it
Fucking disgusting, don't post that shit on a blue board. Seriously, the idea of being touched by those filthy nails makes me gag.
but she has stiches on the 1st pic
your GFs nails are almost as fucking disgusting as your taste in knives
Just another dude with a wig, also cut your nails fool, can’t believe you eat with those filthy hands.
Nice bro, now she has 2 pussies
i fucking love avocado toast
Good nails, though.
Those tits look gigantic damn.
bro that's but a flesh wound
One has been shot
those nails are more revolting than the wound
She looks like she's been opening up boxes with those fingernails
so he was already cut and then cut open the stitches? either way he sounds like a retard and his hands give the whole thing away, op
>woman is retarded when using tools
Many. Such. Cases.
chyeah, at least it's her LEFT hand, AMIRITE BROS? hehe I crack myself up, we have fun here
what would happen if you detonated the claymore on his head?
It would be EXTREMELY painful
Based on the scar in the pic I think you posted them in reverse.
I don't have a pic of the knife before the incident so just pretend
Should've just posted the story instead of doing this silly joke then
the joke is that it's actually a dude in op image not his 'girlfriend'
it's his trap fuck hole
>dirty ass fingernails
>dirty ass carpet
>shitty taiwan knife
Are we surprised this person did something stupid with their silly knife
Drop her. Stupid women are not worth it.
Those are man hands.
OP here, my gf wanted me to post her feet too, so here you go!
Reminder that these are the guys calling you Tankie
tacticool "gf" did you take your pills today
I don't get called tankie because I'm not a fucking tankie.
You're a chud
Those nails though.
absolute kek, those nails are fuckin revolting
sometimes I forget just how disgusting women can be and how filthy they are
that's you, and you're a man
Whats with your nails you fucking chud freak
How many poop particles are stuck under those nails?
Knife wound thread? Knife wound thread.
Got an ouchie cutting the spout off a tube of roof sealant
why are medfags so obsessed with stitching everything up? 90% of these types of injuries would be fine with a butterfly bandage, or even just some pressure for a couple hours
>go to doctor for medical problem
>doctor does medical thing to fix problem
>why did doctor do medicine?
>retards clog up ERs with minor injuries
>doctors take opportunity to over-prescribe, over-treat to bill as much as possible
Stitching is easier because most people are stupid, and thus undeserving of keeping their own money.
You can stitch yourself, with extreme patience and even a mild pain tolerance.
You can also, like you said, pressure-wrap with nothing but ointment, gauze and tape. Or superglue if you're an idiot.
But most people are stupid, and are just as likely to cause more damage from leaving no circulation as they are to get some kind of unmanagable infection.
And are thus undeserving of keeping their own money.
God forbid you have any real joint/tendon damage and go to the ER.
Insist on Xray or CT scans in that case, because ER staff will totally fuck you over and finger joint damage is a serious problem that requires microsurgery.
Ask me how I know.
Drop her op
She's on the level of those retarded 68iq nigresses that take their bf's glock, point it at their temple on and end up accidentally pulling the trigger on the tiktok video
If it makes y'all feel better my left hand has 3 knife scars and one bullet scar cause I'm really stupid.
pic rel, worst knife wound I ever got. Was cutting zip ties and my left hand was in the way.
Fuck, why didn't it upload. Silly me.
now im scared of knives
despite not having the sulfurous odor the loud clang and the immense recoil these heinous weapons must be restricted to trained chefs and box openers only
I remember watching this shit when it aired and laughing with my dad so hard. What fucking idiot "survival expert" tried you cut wood like that
Nice try gay, cut your fucking nails you queer
note to self, dont cut apples while holding them