At first my gf was like this...

At first my gf was like this...

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ...but then she was like this

    moral of the story, don't use a long knife to stab an Amazon box when you're hold the box with your other hand

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. That looks rough. We all do dumb shit from time to time, I hope she gets better soon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thats going to take at least a year if not longer, looks though, speedy recovery

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shit will be fine in less than 3 months.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        pic rel is a month old

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          a month ago (the muscle had already been stitched at this point)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Call me a dingus but I don't get pictures like this.
            That's a gaping deep wound, how is it not constantly spewing blood?
            Or a better question might be: How long does a wound like this keep bleeding?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              so it had been bleeding a while, had been injected with lidocaine at that point and also I didn't hit any blood vessels at that point so mostly the bleeding had stopped

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Her nails are worse than the gaping wound

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've ND'd twice so I don't have much room to talk

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't feel bad, it's a natural part of owning a gun

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've ND'd twice so I don't have much room to talk

            Yes. An ND is just there to remind you the gun is loaded. Just like a car leaking oil is just letting you know it has oil in it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking disgusting, don't post that shit on a blue board. Seriously, the idea of being touched by those filthy nails makes me gag.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but she has stiches on the 1st pic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      your GFs nails are almost as fucking disgusting as your taste in knives

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just another dude with a wig, also cut your nails fool, can’t believe you eat with those filthy hands.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice bro, now she has 2 pussies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i fucking love avocado toast

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good nails, though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those tits look gigantic damn.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro that's but a flesh wound
      One has been shot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      those nails are more revolting than the wound

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she's been opening up boxes with those fingernails

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so he was already cut and then cut open the stitches? either way he sounds like a retard and his hands give the whole thing away, op

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      REDDITmoron ALERT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >woman is retarded when using tools
      Many. Such. Cases.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      chyeah, at least it's her LEFT hand, AMIRITE BROS? hehe I crack myself up, we have fun here

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what would happen if you detonated the claymore on his head?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It would be EXTREMELY painful

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based on the scar in the pic I think you posted them in reverse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have a pic of the knife before the incident so just pretend

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Should've just posted the story instead of doing this silly joke then

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the joke is that it's actually a dude in op image not his 'girlfriend'
          it's his trap fuck hole

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dirty ass fingernails
    >dirty ass carpet
    >cluttered room
    >shitty taiwan knife

    Are we surprised this person did something stupid with their silly knife

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drop her. Stupid women are not worth it.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those are man hands.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, my gf wanted me to post her feet too, so here you go!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that these are the guys calling you Tankie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tacticool "gf" did you take your pills today

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get called tankie because I'm not a fucking tankie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're a chud

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those nails though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      absolute kek, those nails are fuckin revolting

      sometimes I forget just how disgusting women can be and how filthy they are

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gf
    that's you, and you're a man
    gay

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whats with your nails you fucking chud freak

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How many poop particles are stuck under those nails?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Knife wound thread? Knife wound thread.
    Got an ouchie cutting the spout off a tube of roof sealant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why are medfags so obsessed with stitching everything up? 90% of these types of injuries would be fine with a butterfly bandage, or even just some pressure for a couple hours

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >go to doctor for medical problem
          >doctor does medical thing to fix problem
          >why did doctor do medicine?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >retards clog up ERs with minor injuries
            >doctors take opportunity to over-prescribe, over-treat to bill as much as possible
            simple as

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Stitching is easier because most people are stupid, and thus undeserving of keeping their own money.
          You can stitch yourself, with extreme patience and even a mild pain tolerance.
          You can also, like you said, pressure-wrap with nothing but ointment, gauze and tape. Or superglue if you're an idiot.

          But most people are stupid, and are just as likely to cause more damage from leaving no circulation as they are to get some kind of unmanagable infection.
          And are thus undeserving of keeping their own money.

          God forbid you have any real joint/tendon damage and go to the ER.
          Insist on Xray or CT scans in that case, because ER staff will totally fuck you over and finger joint damage is a serious problem that requires microsurgery.
          Ask me how I know.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drop her op
    She's on the level of those retarded 68iq nigresses that take their bf's glock, point it at their temple on and end up accidentally pulling the trigger on the tiktok video

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it makes y'all feel better my left hand has 3 knife scars and one bullet scar cause I'm really stupid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pic rel, worst knife wound I ever got. Was cutting zip ties and my left hand was in the way.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck, why didn't it upload. Silly me.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    now im scared of knives
    despite not having the sulfurous odor the loud clang and the immense recoil these heinous weapons must be restricted to trained chefs and box openers only

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember watching this shit when it aired and laughing with my dad so hard. What fucking idiot "survival expert" tried you cut wood like that

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try gay, cut your fucking nails you queer

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    note to self, dont cut apples while holding them

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