At first my gf was like this...

At first my gf was like this...

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ...but then she was like this

    moral of the story, don't use a long knife to stab an Amazon box when you're hold the box with your other hand

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. That looks rough. We all do dumb shit from time to time, I hope she gets better soon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thats going to take at least a year if not longer, looks though, speedy recovery

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shit will be fine in less than 3 months.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        pic rel is a month old

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          a month ago (the muscle had already been stitched at this point)

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Call me a dingus but I don't get pictures like this.
            That's a gaping deep wound, how is it not constantly spewing blood?
            Or a better question might be: How long does a wound like this keep bleeding?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              so it had been bleeding a while, had been injected with lidocaine at that point and also I didn't hit any blood vessels at that point so mostly the bleeding had stopped

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Her nails are worse than the gaping wound

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've ND'd twice so I don't have much room to talk

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Don't feel bad, it's a natural part of owning a gun

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I've ND'd twice so I don't have much room to talk

            Yes. An ND is just there to remind you the gun is loaded. Just like a car leaking oil is just letting you know it has oil in it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking disgusting, don't post that shit on a blue board. Seriously, the idea of being touched by those filthy nails makes me gag.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but she has stiches on the 1st pic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      your GFs nails are almost as fricking disgusting as your taste in knives

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just another dude with a wig, also cut your nails fool, can’t believe you eat with those filthy hands.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice bro, now she has 2 pussies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i fricking love avocado toast

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Good nails, though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Those breasts look gigantic damn.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homie that's but a flesh wound
      One has been shot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      those nails are more revolting than the wound

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she's been opening up boxes with those fingernails

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so he was already cut and then cut open the stitches? either way he sounds like a moron and his hands give the whole thing away, op

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      REDDITBlack person ALERT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >woman is moronic when using tools
      Many. Such. Cases.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      chyeah, at least it's her LEFT hand, AMIRITE BROS? hehe I crack myself up, we have fun here

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ok

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what would happen if you detonated the claymore on his head?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It would be EXTREMELY painful

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Based on the scar in the pic I think you posted them in reverse.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have a pic of the knife before the incident so just pretend

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Should've just posted the story instead of doing this silly joke then

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the joke is that it's actually a dude in op image not his 'girlfriend'
          it's his trap frick hole

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dirty ass fingernails
    >dirty ass carpet
    >cluttered room
    >shitty taiwan knife

    Are we surprised this person did something stupid with their silly knife

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Drop her. Stupid women are not worth it.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Those are man hands.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, my gf wanted me to post her feet too, so here you go!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that these are the guys calling you Tankie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tacticool "gf" did you take your pills today

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get called tankie because I'm not a fricking tankie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're a troon

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Those nails though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      absolute kek, those nails are frickin revolting

      sometimes I forget just how disgusting women can be and how filthy they are

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >gf
    that's you, and you're a man
    homosexual

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whats with your nails you fricking troony freak

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How many poop particles are stuck under those nails?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Knife wound thread? Knife wound thread.
    Got an ouchie cutting the spout off a tube of roof sealant

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why are medgays so obsessed with stitching everything up? 90% of these types of injuries would be fine with a butterfly bandage, or even just some pressure for a couple hours

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >go to doctor for medical problem
          >doctor does medical thing to fix problem
          >why did doctor do medicine?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >morons clog up ERs with minor injuries
            >doctors take opportunity to over-prescribe, over-treat to bill as much as possible
            simple as

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Stitching is easier because most people are stupid, and thus undeserving of keeping their own money.
          You can stitch yourself, with extreme patience and even a mild pain tolerance.
          You can also, like you said, pressure-wrap with nothing but ointment, gauze and tape. Or superglue if you're an idiot.

          But most people are stupid, and are just as likely to cause more damage from leaving no circulation as they are to get some kind of unmanagable infection.
          And are thus undeserving of keeping their own money.

          God forbid you have any real joint/tendon damage and go to the ER.
          Insist on Xray or CT scans in that case, because ER staff will totally frick you over and finger joint damage is a serious problem that requires microsurgery.
          Ask me how I know.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Drop her op
    She's on the level of those moronic 68iq nigresses that take their bf's glock, point it at their temple on and end up accidentally pulling the trigger on the tiktok video

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If it makes y'all feel better my left hand has 3 knife scars and one bullet scar cause I'm really stupid.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pic rel, worst knife wound I ever got. Was cutting zip ties and my left hand was in the way.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, why didn't it upload. Silly me.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    now im scared of knives
    despite not having the sulfurous odor the loud clang and the immense recoil these heinous weapons must be restricted to trained chefs and box openers only

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I remember watching this shit when it aired and laughing with my dad so hard. What fricking idiot "survival expert" tried you cut wood like that

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try homosexual, cut your fricking nails you queer

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    note to self, dont cut apples while holding them

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