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>Assad must go
What were his last words PrepHole (assuming that he is in fact dead)?
>Yeah please could I have some more cavia-ACK
Probably something along the lines of "pull up"
The don't have Mdonald's and that's it
They have finally measured the egg.
I'm guessing it was just screaming in fear.
How did he go from looking kinda handsome to looking like a literal orc warlord?
He went from Jason Statham to Sloth from the Goonies lmao
The unholy mix of slavic, turkic, and uralic genes that make up the Russoid naturally begin to degenerate later in life. Every katsap is destined to melt into an orcoid sooner or later.
It’s called getting old and fat
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>don't shoot, comrades!
"This isn't what i meant when i asked for ammo!"
what's the next part of your master plan?
>And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling SHOIGU and GERASIMOV!
>"That's a pretty big private military"
I should have stuck to hot dogs
I would skydive butt ass naked so the wind could be hitting my balls and shit...
>They gave me my ammo faster than i expected
>Have we started the fire?
>I did it all for Mother Africa...
Also are those state sanctioned country balls?
>"What. Is. That?"
>"I? I am a monument to all your sins."
>"Relax, I'd rather not piss this cat off."
>"This one is memes and comedy, and has his shekels secluded (in Hunter Biden's bank account)... This one is but catering and prison rape, and has the dilated rectum..."
>"Kill me or release me you fucking cat, but DO NOT WASTE MY TIME WITH PERUN POWERPOINT PRESENTATIONS!!!"
>"There are much Perun powerpoint presentations, and I have listened. Through Vranyo, and Alcoholism, and Dedovshchina. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen."
>"Greetings, I am Anatoly Dyatlov. I am the deputy chief engineer of Chernobyl Power Plant."
>"A-And... I-I am Valery Legasov... D-Deputy director of the Kurchatov Institute of Atomic Energy."
>"A Ukie? Here? At last! We have much to do! This reactor must be melted down if we are to control this outbreak!"
>"S-Stay where you are! Nothing can be done until my lecture is complete!"
>"Not true... This RBMK reactor has an unsuccessful utilization record of 3.6 Roentgen simulated and one actual. It is ready to explode, on demand."
>"Of all the objects our Soviets left behind, there is none so worthless as these apparatchiks. THEY KNOW NOTHING OF ALARMIST HYSTERIA!"
>"And you know nothing of the RBMK Meltdowns! You have demonstrated complete regard for even the most basic protocols!"
>"This one's RBMK Meltdown..."
>"And this one's alarmist hysteria are the same..."
>"Your Putin has promised you freedom from a doomed existence... But you will find no salvation on this nuclear power plant. Those who built this place knew what they wrought. Do not mistake their intent, or all will perish as they did before..."
>"This cat is right. Chernobyl is a weapon. Your Putin is making a big mistake."
>"Your ignorance already destroyed one of the sacred nuclear power plants Zelensky. It shall not harm another..."
>"If you will not hear the truth, then I will show it to you. There is still time to stop the HIMARS from firing. But first it must be found (pro-tip: you can't). You will search one likely spot, and you will search another. Fate had us meet as foes, but you will still not be able to take Bakhmut! Meow."
I'm going to send my marriage proposal to assad inshallah
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