as someone who weights 115lbs, would they seriously make me wear like 90lbs of kit in the military? or does everyone have something different based on ability?
as someone who weights 115lbs, would they seriously make me wear like 90lbs of kit in the military?
>as someone who weights 115lbs
What's it like being a boykisser?
It's quite good actually dont knock it till you tried it
>or does everyone have something different based on ability?
nope. in basic training they'll make you carry the machine gun too
>as someone who weights 115lbs
I'd say that I'd rape you on the battlefield, but you're probably way too cute. Just cuddles and kisses on the forehead for you.
presumably I will be carrying a weapon...
you’re getting cuddled and kissed by the battlefield rapist whether you like it or not, twink.
you think I am too light of weight to pull a trigger?
>Anon’s twink ass collapses instantly under the weight of 90 lbs of gear
>Battlefield rapist cuddles and kisses him
I think anon is a girl, not a twink
Not cool
Obsessed
You have no guns, and you are not American.
shut it garden gnome
That depends are you a skeleton, manlet, or both?
so they personalize it based on body shape? & gender? or does everyone have to carry the same??
and if I get someone bigger/stronger to carry some of my stuff for me do I get disciplined for it or is that actually fine
They'll bulk you up with food and exercise, then you'll start off carrying the same kit as everyone else. Once you get outta basic and have an MOS it will be *slightly* specialized. Go for designated marksman or some sort of scouts. You'll have to carry less shit than other infantry (in general). As always, there's a fuckton of exceptions, but you will most likely get bulked up to 120-150 based on your metabolic rate and have the strength to carry all that bullshit
and then the twinks knees and hips are gone after 5 years due to non service related activities.
Precisely. Welcome to the army, kid.
Pretty much these will be the "exceptions" in your case
This. You can get the job done as a twink but now that I'm in my 30's my right knee and back hurt. You can't will away the laws of physics, you'll pay the price somehow. Start doing back and leg exercises, OP. It will help you in the short term and absolutely will help in the long term.
>scouts
>carry less shit
I don't know if you're from some parallel universe or something but I have never carried so much shit in my fucking life as my time in Hawk Recon
>recce
>less shit
im convinced that the term 'light reconnaissance' was created by some salty officer somewhere who hated the fact the some enlisted guys still had working knees
You gotta be light to move fast, why would they make the reccie boys carry tons of shit?
Because they don't have vehicles to carry their shit.
A lot of the time in the military light doesn't mean carrying little weight. It usually gets used as a catch all term a lot of the time for any group that doesn't bring a whole heap of big machinery or vehicles with them wherever they go. Unironically you'll end up carrying less stuff when you're not in a light something or other group because you have vehicles to leave stuff in.
Light usually means lightly motorised/mechanised, also as a spyops to trick fools into "light" units.
My average load was 80kg+ in a light unit while fuckers in heavy unit would only carry 40kg at most. My knees and back remind me of this poor life choice every step I take 🙂
>bulk you up
Lel they aren't going to spend 3 years on that because that's what it takes to put weight on a frame that doesn't naturally carry any. They'd discharge him before then if he can't carry kit.
The booze and cheeseburgers will accelerate that and they'll make him carry it anyways
I will put money on that being his diet already. Sometimes it just doesn't stick.
He'll just have more of it. To be real though, when have you ever seen someone actually get discharged for being too small? If he can squeak through the fitness tests, he's in for good.
I don't think he will. Do you really think a 115lb male is going to meet basic fitness? We're talking wrists you could wrap your thumb and pinky around and still have space to stick two fingers in the gap. For reference. Most 5th graders weigh that much.
>I don't think he will. Do you really think a 115lb male is going to meet basic fitness?
Yeah I do. You didn't serve, did you?
the absolute lack of PrepHoleknowledge in these threads if laughable and it makes me realize everyone on this board is a fat redneck or a twink soiboy, no in between
>I have no idea what I’m talking about, the post.
Depends
>Female/Femboy
Drill Instructor will make everyone else carry most of your shit if you complain for fear of reprisal for not being considerate.
>Manlet
You will be forced to carry the normal gear as well as the MG, just how it is.
>Skeleton
You will just carry the normal gear and drink extra milk.
What do they do with direct commissions
I’m some times bothered by my body being too small compared to other men
you're gonna want to put on some weight
time to build some muscle
rucking that 90 lbs should help
Those knees will shatter long before he gains shit.
How the fuck do you weigh 115?
Are you some 4’3” skeleton?
You know those photos of female soldiers going on marches with males carrying their shit? Someone will carry yours.
awesome. so basically you dont get disciplined for it if you dont carry it but it arrives in some other way
>as someone who weights 115lbs
Average PrepHole poster in twenty 23.
Why would you be stupid enough to join a branch that carries anything on their back? That's what sealift and airlift are for.
>would they seriously make me wear like 90lbs of kit in the military
u get the SAW, bro. lol..
Please bulk up ahead of time Anon, you should eat something.
If he can physically fit enough food in his stomach to meet his caloric surplus, i'll eat my shorts. I have $50 on it coming back up before he even gets close.
What height do you happen to be? Maybe you should bulk up a bit.
nintendo generation has cookie bones
Twig boy
Why are burgers either very fat or very skinny? Why is there no common middle ground?
The USSR falling, and it's consequences, has been a disaster for the American race
>Why is there no common middle ground?
There is but you purposely choose to ignore since your view everything in black or white terms
Do us all a favor and stick a fork in that outlet you gay.
i doubt they'd let you in so underweight unless they are truly that desperate for more zogbots to die for isarael
You will be made to carry the SAW as a joke.
Most skinnycels gain weight and fatties loose weight in basic. Just make sure to eat a lot during your meals. In my basic we started at like 25lb 2 mile ruck and moved up every couple of weeks. Last ruck was 16 miles at like 50-60 lbs. start gaining weight now tho. Have someone show you how to deadlift even if you can only do low weight, build up your posterior chain. Run do push ups, pull ups, air squats. Really only in combat jobs will they make you carry machine guns and shit.
5'4" 130lbs manlet former 11B. There were numerous movements where I was carrying ~110lbs of shit. The secret is to not being a little fucking bitch and suck it up until you can file for the sweet, sweet VA disability
basically only infantry and people directly adjacent to infantry ever do that shit
Fuck yeah they will, enjoy humping the 240.
You fucking imbecile. What do you think basic training is? Boot camp? Do you think you can just walk your bird boned ass in there? Theres a fucking physical and physical test you have to pass to be taken. Unless you identify as a bitch or some shit. Yes.
It's been over 2000 years since Gaius Marius came up with the idea that a professional soldier should carry all of his own shit instead of being reliant on others or on baggage trains, and Western militaries have thrived on that idea ever since. What makes you think you should be the exception to 2000 years of successful military procedure? Either you do it or you don't.
I have the same question as OP but opposite, will they make me wear more shit for being stronk?
pic semi related
The military will stuff your ass so full of calories and water that you'll either get fat or jacked.
Post tummy
weight doesnt actually say anything, im literally fat looking
Uoh
I promise you you're getting raped.
I know you're not joining Russia's military but still. Better work on those prostate orgasms or whatever, might as well enjoy it I guess.
why would they rape me just over not being able to carry such a load?
Well you will carry a whole lot of loads alright
kissable tummy
OP stop being a teasing gay and post bussy already