Are you smart enough to pass a WW1 military literacy test?

Well, is John a girl's name, anon?

Full list of questions here:
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/535841/would-you-be-able-pass-world-war-i-military-literary-test

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sure is weapons in here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are only allowed to handle weapons if you pass the test.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sure is weapons in here
      Your mind is the greatest weapon of all

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I did eat breakfast yesterday.

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        blessed thread

        Is this part of loading some algorythmy? it's incredibly transparent

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Versus what, another pajeet shill thread? OP is actually interesting.

      https://i.imgur.com/LNwU6mV.jpg

      >"Do imbeciles usually hold responsible offices?"

      t. judeo-soviet menace

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do imbeciles often hold responsible offices?
    no, but responsible offices are often held by imbeciles.

    >do snakes make oblong echoes
    I have no data on the shape of the echoes of snakes. I'm sorry.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do serpents make oblong echoes?
    How do you even respond without sounding mad?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do imbeciles often hold responsible offices?
    Yes, absolutely. Most people with power are moronic.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    brainlet bros wgmi

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Do imbeciles usually hold responsible offices?"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the more i learned about this guy, the more overrated he seems...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Worse, you become a Marine.

        >Do imbeciles regularly hold responsible offices

        After yesterday's breakfast I should've had at least 2 meals, why should I feel hungry? Is this a question I'm not American enough to understand?

        https://i.imgur.com/dYSGWeQ.png

        >do imbeciles often hold responsible offices?

        blessed thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has anyone else noticed he looks a lot like Donald Trump? Is success a phenotype?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        success????

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >success
        Patton was firmly upper class and had just about everything handed to him because of nepotism and the sheer upward mobility that comes with being a US military officer at the time. Overall he was a somewhat competent commander that knew how to play a persona and that innured him to not only the cameras but to the dipshit pencil pushers in army bureacracy.
        You want someone that actually worked hard for their achievements look at eisenhauer. motherfricker grew up with a dirt floor and was one of the few people that Patton knew not to frick with through all the hissyfits he’d throw in WWII- mostly because Ike knew Patton on a personal level and they got along nicely, but also because Ike wasn’t afraid to let him know that he’d knock Patton down from a commander to a plain propaganda piece if he didnt fricking behave.
        Overall though I’d say MacArthur was the worst general in WWII.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is the nose on your face
    >ww1
    Not anymore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      brutal

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is hypocrisy approved by honest men

    Only if they are based

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is genuine happiness a priceless treasure?
    Whoa...

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/535841/would-you-be-able-pass-world-war-i-military-literary-test
    >Can you read?
    Should've been question 1 t b h
    >Do all connubial unions eventuate felicitously?
    Uhhh
    >Do you approve of ruthless massacres?
    Nice.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The directions question is lowkey tough.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do many people attend motion-picture theatres
    I assume yes since this is a sort of broad and shallow list and if movies were obscure at the time most of the soldiers wouldn't even know what you're talking about.
    >Are empires inclosed in envelopes?
    That sounds like someone trying to be clever with metaphors or idioms. I assume they mean it literally though, so no.
    >Do imbeciles usually hold responsible offices?
    C'mon now, you know they do.
    >Do conscientious brunettes exist?
    Pfff

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do magazines contain advertisements?
    No, bullets.
    >Do imbeciles usually hold responsible offices?
    Most assuredly.
    >Do conscientious brunettes exist?
    No.
    >Is hypocrisy approved by honest men?
    Without a doubt.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait so if i fail the test i wont get sent to the front?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worse, you become a Marine.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get assigned to dig trenches for 12 hours a day.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. the military industrial complex is already working in america, theyre not going to let off just because you're an idiot.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you approve of ruthless massacres?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast yesterday?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never understood this one, who would still be upset about skipping a meal over 24 hours ago? I've eaten three more since then. Skipping breakfast yesterday wouldn't make me feel anything at all.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The answer is that your likely feel hungry, since you hadn't eaten.
        Nothing to do with happiness, anger or such feelings.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          After yesterday's breakfast I should've had at least 2 meals, why should I feel hungry? Is this a question I'm not American enough to understand?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I did eat breakfast yesterday.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do imbeciles usually hold responsible offices?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do imbeciles regularly hold responsible offices

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inclosed
    Outthought the test, again.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do imbeciles often hold responsible offices?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some of those are quite hard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which ones would you say are the hardest?

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