Are you preparing for the apocalypse?

Are you preparing for the apocalypse?

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250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am the apocalypse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cringe homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's nice, just be sure to be up to day with your taxes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      feminine chaotic homosexual

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well, not with the funny masks. where is your gun?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Becks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >becks
      the hungover inducing liquid mashine
      you can do better, germ, you can do better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just drink Koning Pilsener. It's cheaper and better than Becks. And it being 50 cents for half a liter, that's quite an accomplishment on Becks' part.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they said "apocalypse" not 2 days weekend...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that costed 2500 dollars, didn't it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/zfuuvFk.jpeg

      Yeah got a bug out bag and some caches. And a fricktin food and water stockpiled at home.
      https://files.catbox.moe/5zx7ql.pdf

      these collections are pathetic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was the only Sixpack available. How do you carry the beer and the candy. It was a dilemma.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/0oNZKDZ.jpeg

        >Becks

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apocalypse aka revelation?
    why do i need preparation for it?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah got a bug out bag and some caches. And a fricktin food and water stockpiled at home.
    https://files.catbox.moe/5zx7ql.pdf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >https://files.catbox.moe/5zx7ql.pdf
      and your only weapon is this small folding knife-y?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have enough condoms if you're expecting to make it on the road through trading sexual favors.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was, but then I thought it through. Shit sucks enough without the added bullshit the apocalypse would heap on top. I’ve come to peace with it.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nope, im preparing for everything to go well. best times ahead!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for what? its not going to happen
    nothing ever happens

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it'll happen, just not in our lifetime. the only reason to stockpile anything is if you want to drop out of society and become a terrorist

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >porkchop filters
    Enjoy your chromium injestion, hellasgay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have a bivvy and tarp and arctic sleeping bag right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. But I didn't bring it. It was day hike with a fellow autist.
        I have a surplus hoochie like pic rel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look out for bears.
      Here comes one right now ARRRRUUUUUWWHGHj

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a bear sounds like you sven bastard, bears go like "BRRRRRR"

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, I'm calling it quits and let the violence take me away. No survivors this time.

    %3D

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am tired as frick of it already, I am living war vividly in my dreams for the past week.

    Just days sleep Ive had way over half a dozen of endless eternal war dreams!
    Planes, bombs, falling buildings and navigating through hell.

    I hope I get killed quickly, or I'll do it myself when shtf, I've had it ten lifetimes of fricking war already.

    Planes planes and planes falling.
    O ya, and if that wasent enough I was also on a fricking ship, in rhe bowls when a plane fell on it!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my dreams are same, wilder and wilder everyday. yesterday i was waporized in some chemical cloud, i remember just begging God to take me when the cloud were getting closer and closer to me and my mom.
      then I looked up. and saw something strange. like a cloud in the sky, extremely bright. a horse, and a raider, and his head was like bursting [in a cloud way]
      and now i'm seeing this fricking post

      [...]

      and it looked exactly like that.
      band's name :
      Rites of Pestilence

      WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK DOES THAT MEAN

      I SAW THIS BEFORE IN MY FRICKING DREAM

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >In John's revelation the first horseman rides a white horse, carries a bow, and is given a crown as a figure of conquest, perhaps invoking pestilence

        the crown

  12. 2 weeks ago
    gintymcbingus

    12 years of prep already done now im just siting back and chilling it all good if it happens eh imma just go back to bed if it doesnt eh imma go and socialise and drink and laugh

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The apocalypse won't be an "event" its going to be several years of the world getting shittier and shittier and one day you'll look up and wonder what happened

  14. 2 weeks ago
    gintymcbingus

    unknown amount of money spent private power systems solar/water/wind a number of generators and powerstations designed to kick in and run for 50+ hours before recharging so im able to bring them in and out of rotation and also got secondaries and so on

    food for literal years if not decades learnt how to fish/trap/farm/whatnot

    and so on and also turned the property into a fortress and in a little to no risk location its all good boyo

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no.
    i am tired.
    i just want to lay down.
    this is not worth surviving at all.
    i am a spirit of chaos, let it all happen. i've been trying all my life, it didn't have to be like this. but it is like it is.
    frick you all, frick you israelites.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking casual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3 miles away
      Better move once that number goes down bro

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, by learning skills like vehicle maintainance, tool repair, electrics, building techniques, mapping out areas, training with and building firearms from scratch (not going well but learning, shit is hard to come by refer to flag), socializing and building relationships/connections so i don't stand out like a fricking autist. This is all compatible with my daily life. Military toys are fun but once you have a lot of them you realize you cannot truly outbuy skill if you stay a flabby neckbeard. Skills also keep you out of dangerous situations to begin with. Can't fall into ditches you know how to avoid.
    I recommend a reliable (i fricking hate this term) ''grayman) vehicle capable of offroading that is slightly shit but tuned on the inside. Also quite handy for the economic shitstorm that is coming, even slightly fancy stuff starts attracting hordes of Black folk nowadays.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are your firearms?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dammit I'm not able to find the m15 gas mask at a good price

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the apocalypse tongues my butthole

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah got tent, self inflating mat, life straw and dragon dildo

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those masks won’t do any good with out canisters anon just sayin

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No
    I want to die first

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inner city
    I can't leave, so as Mario would've said
    LETS - A GO! WAH - HOOO!

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