Are whips an underrated home defense weapon?

Are whips an underrated home defense weapon?
If you live in a European country with no guns or just poor why not get a whip?
>knife is to short
>spear or big axe is unwieldy and gets stuck

>Whip is concealable
>Gives you full movement like a gymnast and is quick
>can be used in awkward situations
like around corners
>long range of course
Also the wounds are mostly superficial so you don’t have to worry about killing anyone or ruining their life by making them a less functional person so it’s more moral. Basically no draw backs

Imagine going around the corner and hitting the home invader from across the room in an instant BLAM he would be so stunned from the pain and sound he can’t do shit by the time next hit comes

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh, now the frick am I going to swing a whip in my flat to deter an intruder? I'd just end up knocking shit over and looking like an idiot.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get gud duh. I’m fairly sure there’s techniques the lessen the amount of space occupied by the whip snap

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >advocate for whip because of reach
        >recommend doing something that’s eliminates it’s reach
        Great fricking plan OP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's what the whip's FOR, you use it after you've subdued Tyrone to make sure he gets that shit cleaned up.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is breaking into your house? Arthur Schopenhauer?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now that you ask it, it does look like Hegel made this thread...

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get back Jamal!
    >I have a whip!
    >You don't want to get superficially wounded do you?
    >Jamal and his 3 buddies proceed to brutally behead you

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oi bruv u having a laugh??

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *John Williams' score intensifies*

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Implying that a spear wouldnt get confiscated. An axe is at least plausible as a tool. I have heard stories of dudes who do HEMA getting questioned about having swords.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If swords are an innefective weapon just for fashion, why ZOGbots get nervous about people having them? Checkmate halberdtards

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They want to ban assault polearms. While most mass stabbings are done with gladiuses.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Based on the UK bans we'd have to assume it were cheap mall-ninja katana until they got banned and then zombie-knifes until those got bannes.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > like around corners
    Don’t think I didn’t see this form of moronation. You fricking moron.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP if you are gonna gaymaxx just get a fricking slingshot

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behold, a Sjambok. Half whip, half baton. 42".
    I bought this thinking about how satisfying it would be to use.
    While I may be prepared for the next apartheid riot, you'd want something shorter for tight hallways.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whips cause me to have VERY different thoughts.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a man

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No she isn't.
        Not every woman you see on the chans is a troon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >chans
          newbie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, it’s definitely a dude.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a very beautiful man with a great body who'd i'd like to take to the movies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm into BDSM as well but getting your ass whipped as a dude seems gay no matter the circumstances

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna break this down.
      >Are whips an underrated home defense weapon?
      No.
      >If you live in a European country with no guns or just poor why not get a whip?
      Stop living in a pussy country.
      is to short
      Too*
      or big axe is unwieldy and gets stuck
      It's unwieldy in narrow areas, ans your solution is a whip?
      Have you ever used one?
      >>Whip is concealable
      I suppose, but so is a cane, in a manner of speaking.
      you full movement like a gymnast and is quick
      Are you doing flips?
      >>can be used in awkward situations
      Any situation in which you yank out an S&M tool just got MORE awkward.
      >like around corners
      No
      >>long range of course
      Like a gun?
      >Also the wounds are mostly superficial so you don’t have to worry about killing anyone or ruining their life by making them a less functional person so it’s more moral. Basically no draw backs
      Anyone entering my home is leaving with a coroner.
      >Imagine going around the corner and hitting the home invader from across the room in an instant BLAM he would be so stunned from the pain and sound he can’t do shit by the time next hit comes
      Can't do shit like rush the Indiana Jones larper and beat the hell out of him?

      Begone heretic.
      Astrodomina is and shall always be /k/'s dommy mommy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Found the moron

        https://i.imgur.com/xNdEaGb.jpg

        Are whips an underrated home defense weapon?
        If you live in a European country with no guns or just poor why not get a whip?
        >knife is to short
        >spear or big axe is unwieldy and gets stuck

        >Whip is concealable
        >Gives you full movement like a gymnast and is quick
        >can be used in awkward situations
        like around corners
        >long range of course
        Also the wounds are mostly superficial so you don’t have to worry about killing anyone or ruining their life by making them a less functional person so it’s more moral. Basically no draw backs

        Imagine going around the corner and hitting the home invader from across the room in an instant BLAM he would be so stunned from the pain and sound he can’t do shit by the time next hit comes

        Probably underrated OP, makes me wonder

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those gloves being fingerless kinda makes sense for the uselessness nails .. but for latex it just seems rather moronic and unhygienic, completely removing the psychological effect of the concept of wearing rubber gloves when dealing with someone of lower status.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whips require too much space. They're at least 6 feet long and need to get to full extension in order to cause damage.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anon wants me to try to swing a bullwhip at an intruder in a commieblock apartment
    ?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just when I'd thought I'd already seen the dumbest shit ever on /k/...

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, they belong in a museum

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you dont have to obey stupid laws.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    European /k/ucks will try ANYTHING except just buying a hammer, axe, machete or club like a normal person.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >If you live in a European country with no guns or just poor why not get a whip?
    You aren't allowed to defend yourself in Europe unless you're a dirka or a gypsy. I guess the reason they're allowed is because they just stab anyone who tries to arrest them.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you live in a fricking barn or some kind of open-plan converted factory.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nah, using a bullwhip indoors as a weapon is moronic. you'd need a sizable room even for casually whipping someone. perhaps the cossack whip, but probably not

    but i found a different use for a whip - it makes for nice pastime with friends. you take a can and a string, go to a park, tie the can on a branch and practice hitting the can and whip cracking

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