Are we finally gonna see some modern nuclear test footage. What delivery method would they use? It'd have to be underground right?
Are we finally gonna see some modern nuclear test footage. What delivery method would they use? It'd have to be underground right?
You mean test like in how they held a military exercise back in january?
>Ukraine's borders
>recently annexed by r*sha
monke going to nuke himself?
real Belkan hours
LONG LIVE BELKA!
HATO broke the treaty with their biolabs, this is a defensive nuclear strike *~~*~~)
YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY
Im just saying, Belka and Russian fascists fly the same flag.
>muh fasheests
All Russian Fascists who didn't escape Russia are in jail.
>russian
>fascists
They are commie cucks
It's gonna go like that nuclear-powered cruise rocket that failed and caused a radiological incident in the arctic isn't it? RIP belgorod.
Consider the source of this information.
Not losing sleep over it.
Worst case scenario? Russia does it after 7 months of crying NOOKS, we finally get to see NATO v Russia.
>What delivery method would they use?
Boris Conscriptanovik on a stolen bicycle
Are finally going to see a suitcase nuke in action?
You mean they gonna break the Comprehensive Nuclear-Test-Ban Treaty they signed and ratified?
Rossiya does not break treaties !
i sure hope so
i want more nuclear footage
>Q for informed nookgaysters:
At the start of the bang, what is that little ball of light at the top of the main ball? It doesn't last for long before it fizzles out; the vaporized (plasma-ized?) contents of the bomb itself perhab, with the main glow sphere being the ground material surrounding it?
Maybe the parachute burning off?
Tak
its the initial fission event followed by the main fusion event
I can't wait for the "nukes don't exist" schizos that plague this site get BTFO
russia also signed and ratified a treaty about guaranteeing the independence and territorial integrity of ukraine, back in the mid 90s
seeing how that ended up, i don't think anybody expects russia to honor any agreements or treaties anymore
Well if era of non-proliferation of nuclear weapons will end, we will enter some interesting times when every country will start developing their own nuclear programs. Chinks will be seething hard, if putin does that, imagine trying to invade nuclear armed Taiwan
>they can't take belgorod if we nuke it
Is that young Hillary?
Clinton wishes. That's a pootin photoshop
tbf Hillary was a cutie at that age
She looks bratty
Looks like she needs a spanking. And I'm the man to give it to her.
damn brat
correction needed
More like Cutin amiright?
Given the sheer incompetence we've seen thus far, how many of their own will this test manage to kill?
The bomb won't go off. After disassembling it, technicians will find that someone replaced the internals with scraps of wood and old Soviet newspapers. Herr Monke will declare his feint a success.
> vehicles associated with nuclear weapon protection going to Ukraine
does not mean Russia is deploying nuclear weapons
it means Russia is running out of vehicles
Also NBC protection has been a staple of Russian vehicles since the 60s. That could mean shit like tanks and BMPs.
>train
It would be beautiful and possibly the most Russian thing they could do, if they loaded a nuke on a rusty old train car and drove as deep into Ukraine as they could and just lit the thing off.
or... situation is so fricking bad for them they are just using this division to reinforce failing frontline or its equipment to replenish armor losses in already deployed units
Turned out to be a false report
source? everyone talked about it.
They closed the nuclear train program BZhRK Barguzin in 2017
>Monkes wrath will be terrible, his retribution swift
Meh, what would be the point of nuking near your border?
What would be the point of aggressively invading your neighbor without being sure your army can actually win? These people are not thinking for the long therm, the reasons could be as simple as
>Flatten the city that way no one can hide in the rubble. If they do hide in what’s left just keep nuking it.
>Nuke a City or even an empty hill to make a point.
>China shits its pants and closes every official relation with the Russians.
>India too.
>Nato has 3 chances: join in and invade Russia (doubt), Destroy the black sea fleet and set up a no fly zone for Russians (maybe) or quadruple the effort to give weapons to the ukies, or all flof the 3 together.
Advantages? None. You have radioactive dust near your border and the world is absolutely against you, not even North Korea would help you. Congrats.
This turned out to be dogshit journalism as anyone bothered to spend 30 mins reading about Russia's nuclear doctrine would know.
also
>The Times
So hardly surprsing
Any official Russian "doctrine" is worth jack shit because Putin will just do whatever he wants whenever he wants
>starts fear mongering thread
>gets btfo by multiple posters
>starts second thread
Kek
>inb4 they attempt a subcriticality test but it accidentally goes supercritical due to incompetence
>putin is going to try to scare the west in to thinking he'll nuke them
>by nuking russia
This is what V2 is for
Here's what's going to happen
>Yuri take suitcase nuke and run it into Kherson
>we'll wait until your back to detonate it
>Yuri runs into Kherson and gets domed by a Uke sniper
>blyat, detonate it Boris!
>fails to detonate
>Uke soldier walks up, picks up the suitcase and carries it off
>BLYAT
JAPPK
According to Captcha
>Japanese steal suitcase nuke from Ukes and use it to nuke Pakistan triggering the final Indo-Pakistan War
Which borders? The old ones or the borders from last week?
where's the Russian superweapons? it's no fun if they only nuke themselves without the fun toys making an appearance
The 12th Directorate always trains in autumn, its a nothingburger.
>it's another watch out for the nooks because an "analyst" who's is a literal who boomer nobody said so
yawn
the same guy said that russians will turn Kharkov into second Grozny by the end of the summer btw, so nice job finding your experts, Times