Are we finally gonna see some modern nuclear test footage. What delivery method would they use?

Are we finally gonna see some modern nuclear test footage. What delivery method would they use? It'd have to be underground right?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean test like in how they held a military exercise back in january?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ukraine's borders
    >recently annexed by r*sha
    monke going to nuke himself?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      real Belkan hours

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/XCuC4fw.png

        Im just saying, Belka and Russian fascists fly the same flag.

        LONG LIVE BELKA!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      HATO broke the treaty with their biolabs, this is a defensive nuclear strike *~~*~~)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im just saying, Belka and Russian fascists fly the same flag.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh fasheests
        All Russian Fascists who didn't escape Russia are in jail.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >russian
        >fascists
        They are commie cucks

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna go like that nuclear-powered cruise rocket that failed and caused a radiological incident in the arctic isn't it? RIP belgorod.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Consider the source of this information.
    Not losing sleep over it.
    Worst case scenario? Russia does it after 7 months of crying NOOKS, we finally get to see NATO v Russia.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What delivery method would they use?
    Boris Conscriptanovik on a stolen bicycle

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are finally going to see a suitcase nuke in action?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean they gonna break the Comprehensive Nuclear-Test-Ban Treaty they signed and ratified?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rossiya does not break treaties !

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i sure hope so

      i want more nuclear footage

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Q for informed nookfagsters:
        At the start of the bang, what is that little ball of light at the top of the main ball? It doesn't last for long before it fizzles out; the vaporized (plasma-ized?) contents of the bomb itself perhab, with the main glow sphere being the ground material surrounding it?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe the parachute burning off?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            its the initial fission event followed by the main fusion event

            Tak

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          its the initial fission event followed by the main fusion event

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't wait for the "nukes don't exist" schizos that plague this site get BTFO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      russia also signed and ratified a treaty about guaranteeing the independence and territorial integrity of ukraine, back in the mid 90s

      seeing how that ended up, i don't think anybody expects russia to honor any agreements or treaties anymore

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well if era of non-proliferation of nuclear weapons will end, we will enter some interesting times when every country will start developing their own nuclear programs. Chinks will be seething hard, if putin does that, imagine trying to invade nuclear armed Taiwan

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they can't take belgorod if we nuke it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that young Hillary?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clinton wishes. That's a pootin photoshop

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          tbf Hillary was a cutie at that age

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            She looks bratty

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looks like she needs a spanking. And I'm the man to give it to her.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              damn brat
              correction needed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like Cutin amiright?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Given the sheer incompetence we've seen thus far, how many of their own will this test manage to kill?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bomb won't go off. After disassembling it, technicians will find that someone replaced the internals with scraps of wood and old Soviet newspapers. Herr Monke will declare his feint a success.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > vehicles associated with nuclear weapon protection going to Ukraine

    does not mean Russia is deploying nuclear weapons

    it means Russia is running out of vehicles

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also NBC protection has been a staple of Russian vehicles since the 60s. That could mean shit like tanks and BMPs.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >train
    It would be beautiful and possibly the most Russian thing they could do, if they loaded a nuke on a rusty old train car and drove as deep into Ukraine as they could and just lit the thing off.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    or... situation is so fucking bad for them they are just using this division to reinforce failing frontline or its equipment to replenish armor losses in already deployed units

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turned out to be a false report

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      source? everyone talked about it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They closed the nuclear train program BZhRK Barguzin in 2017

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Monkes wrath will be terrible, his retribution swift

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meh, what would be the point of nuking near your border?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would be the point of aggressively invading your neighbor without being sure your army can actually win? These people are not thinking for the long therm, the reasons could be as simple as
      >Flatten the city that way no one can hide in the rubble. If they do hide in what’s left just keep nuking it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nuke a City or even an empty hill to make a point.
        >China shits its pants and closes every official relation with the Russians.
        >India too.
        >Nato has 3 chances: join in and invade Russia (doubt), Destroy the black sea fleet and set up a no fly zone for Russians (maybe) or quadruple the effort to give weapons to the ukies, or all flof the 3 together.

        Advantages? None. You have radioactive dust near your border and the world is absolutely against you, not even North Korea would help you. Congrats.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This turned out to be dogshit journalism as anyone bothered to spend 30 mins reading about Russia's nuclear doctrine would know.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      also

      >The Times

      So hardly surprsing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any official Russian "doctrine" is worth jack shit because Putin will just do whatever he wants whenever he wants

  17. 2 months ago
    sage

    >starts fear mongering thread
    >gets btfo by multiple posters
    >starts second thread
    Kek

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 they attempt a subcriticality test but it accidentally goes supercritical due to incompetence

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >putin is going to try to scare the west in to thinking he'll nuke them
    >by nuking russia
    This is what V2 is for

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's what's going to happen

    >Yuri take suitcase nuke and run it into Kherson
    >we'll wait until your back to detonate it
    >Yuri runs into Kherson and gets domed by a Uke sniper
    >blyat, detonate it Boris!
    >fails to detonate
    >Uke soldier walks up, picks up the suitcase and carries it off
    >BLYAT

    JAPPK
    According to Captcha
    >Japanese steal suitcase nuke from Ukes and use it to nuke Pakistan triggering the final Indo-Pakistan War

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which borders? The old ones or the borders from last week?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where's the Russian superweapons? it's no fun if they only nuke themselves without the fun toys making an appearance

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 12th Directorate always trains in autumn, its a nothingburger.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another watch out for the nooks because an "analyst" who's is a literal who boomer nobody said so
    yawn
    the same guy said that russians will turn Kharkov into second Grozny by the end of the summer btw, so nice job finding your experts, Times

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