While it would look pretty hot, and her tongue stud would probably make it feel better still for her, I doubt she’s that flexible anon though is love to know I was mistaken
I've seen studies suggesting zoophilia might be anywhere from slightly more common (5%) than homosexuality (3%) to significantly less common (1%), but that's for the attraction not the practice.
Some studies say it's more of a male thing, some say it's more of a female thing, the data is of course pretty limited because there aren't many people willing to tell a scientist about how they plow goats and even less scientists willing to study how and why people plow goats.
Good material for baiting /PrepHole/, at least.
Probably many, then again, parents should have thought the consequences of supporting idiots when trying to make a better future for them.
What? Did you thought anyone was going to deny the fact? Kiddie, open your history books and look all the nations the West bombed to keep the machine working, incidentally the kids who survived those bombings now have more to offer their own children thanks to the current World Order than the failed ideologies their parents defended tooth and nail.
>IDF largely uses belgian shepherds too, which are more hyper-violent version of german shepherds
Do they train them to see every enemy as a Congolese child that didn't meet rubber quotas?
Move to London. But you will have to hide your ancestry and you may have your Irish citizenship revoked and be reclassified as a 1st generation Northern Irish national if discovered. You will be drained of your Gaelic Catholic spirit and in its place the wicked machinations of Anglo-Saxon protestantism will take it's place.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
it would probably be less of a hassle to just move to New York City. Or if you don't hate yourself, Los Angeles or Miami (Broward County) >inb4 >Los Angeles >If you DON'T hate yourself
Like I get it but it's still better than London.
>because these war dogs are skittish and will take your arm off if there's a slight boom if they don't know you/ >IDF largely uses belgian shepherds too, which are more hyper-violent version of german shepherds
Belgian Shepherds are hyperactive sheepdogs you mongoloid. They're known to be great with kids because they love to play and run around. Why is the JIDF targeting my childhood dog?
>Belgian Shepherds are hyperactive sheepdogs you mongoloid. They're known to be great with kids because they love to play and run around
yeah just like pitbulls huh
they are such good little boys that wouldnt hurt a fly and that is why they are specifically used in the military
Yes. What you want in a modern combat dog is a smart, intelligent and good boy to run around all day sniffing explosive, dragging people and playing fetch. That's why everyone uses shepherd dogs. Including the IDF.
Why is this so hard to understand? The dogs are probably muzzled because some old ladies decided to be a cunt to animals. Animals that cool themselves by panting while living in the desert.
Belgians are good dogs my guy. You have to train them for over a year, sometimes two full years to be "combat effective" because it isn't in their nature.
That being said, any dog can hurt a child. And any large dog can hurt a human of any age. So what in your probably Muslim opinion, is a good dog? Like, name a breed.
>picks literally the most aggressive dog breed on earth >"but it's small lol"
Ok Mehmed.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Nta but yeah, my older brother got fucking attacked by one of those things as a kid and had to have over 100 stitches in his face after. They're mean little bastards.
>which are more hyper-violent version of german shepherds
The reason Belgian shepherds became more prevalent as service dogs is that their short coat is more suited to warm desert climates in the middle East and Africa.
In addition to that, German Shepherds have certain diseases common in the breed, apart from the obvious HD / ED, they are susceptible to developing spleen tumours.
Many of these health problems are due to overbreeding.
In East Germany, they were all but eliminated, especially HD / ED, but after the fall of the wall, Eastern GSD bloodlines were mixed with Western ones, and in Western Germany, they had less strict breeding guidelines, and so many bloodlines were tainted again, and thus the military and police is unwilling to sink resources into a dog that might prove to be unfit for service right after training, or at least far before the end of it's usefulness.
It has nothing to do with "hyper-violence" or superior drives and instincts of Malinois.
I'm German, and i breed and train German Shepherds and advise governmental institutions in training programmes, and for a service dog, they are second to none due to their unequaled obedience and willingness to learn and perform.
And if "hyper-violence" is something that you want in a dog, a German Shepherd is also better at applying it, since they can be made rather violent and have ~10-15kg on the average Malinois as well, which makes quite a difference.
That's not to say Malinois aren't capable dogs, i have trained some as well, but their prominence came from a compromise, not superiority.
>operation paper clip took all the good eugenicists away so western Germans just ruined a perfectly good breed
America really fucked up dog breeds even across the ocean
It was more down to the fact that the regulations in the DDR to become a dog breeder were more stringent and the East German government was a very large customer for German Shepherds to secure the border, so breeding good dogs in large numbers was a big government interest.
In the West, "were markets were more free", the threshold was lower.
I talked to one or the other old dog handlers who served on the border, and it sounded pretty comfy, even though the dogs did not always have the best of lifes, spending much of their time on a leash or chain, alone, guarding a strip of the border.
Basically, the East German Government always wanted to keep just enough border guards to secure it, and not one more than necessary, since for a border guard, it was very easy to escape, help others escape, or on a more serious note, help enemy intruders or saboteurs to infiltrate the country. So the border personnel was screened meticulously, subjected to a lot of ideological education, and always under the watchful eye of the Stasi.
So they thought of solutions to their dilemma, and one of the solutions was to use the unwavering loyalty of man's best friend.
A dog doesn't need indoctrination, once you train it to bite, it bites, it even does so happily to please the handler. It doesn't have second guesses either. A dog doesn't require a guard house, or a watchtower, just a little hut or a kennel. It's perfectly happy on one cold meal a day, made from food unfit for human consumption anyway.
A dog is not drawn to the amenities of capitalism, you won't see a dog jump a border fence.
So they obediently did their duty.
So it was different from place to place of course, but one dog handler i talked to told me that they would do two patrols in a day where they checked on every "dog post", and to change the dogs out since it worked on a shift system not at all unlike real border guards. One in the morning, and one at night (sometimes one at noon if there was nothing else to do)
And in the case of a suspected escape attempt, they would go on searches and so on, but that didn't happen all too often, mostly it was just people walking through the countryside near the border a little too close for comfort.
But one morning, they went on their regular patrol to change out the dog, and to feed the dog who just done it's shift. You know, dogs were always fed after they had completed their shift, since after feeding they become a bit sluggish and sleepy to aid digestion, and a large dog moving a lot can turn it's stomach and so on.
And the dogs knew this, so usually they would already wait for their handlers in the morning, anticipating the food, at the gate in the border fence.
But on this morning, the dog didn't come, and even after calling out for it, and whistling, and rattling with the leash, it didn't come.
So the dog handler responsible for this dog walked into the border strip itself.
And after walking some distance, they found the dog, laying next to the fence, but what the dog was laying beneath was far more unnerving.
A man had tried to escape through this strip of the border, and hand done so by bringing a ladder and carpets to throw over the barbed wire.
This was quite risky, since there were other traps at the inter-German border.
Electrified fences, spring guns, silent alarm wires, mines and so on, but this was not ubiquitous, especially during the earlier decades, and so too on this strip of the border, where the security consisted of a set of barbed wire fences.
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3 weeks ago
Anonymous
And so the man apparently took his chance, leaning the ladder against the first fence, putting the carpet over the barbed wire, sat on it, pulled the ladder up and jumped into the first "strip" of the border, where gravel was lain out and a tractor with a planer drove over it, to see anyone stepping over it.
And he did so too with the second fence, and then climbed over a wooden obstacle like a cheval de frise, to the third fence.
Now this third fence was where the dog was, which the man apparently did not know.
So he leaned the ladder against the fence, and put the carpet over it again, and tried to pull the ladder up, and the handlers speculated that at this moment, the dog had to have noticed the escapee and barked and jumped up at the fence, since the man seemed to have slid off the carpet, falling right into the fenced off part of the border where the dog was, before being able to pull the ladder up and over, with him.
The man tried to climb back over the fence again, trying to get away from the dog, that was trained to mercilessly kill any border hoppers of course, and must have made it up the fence, and must have tried to pull himself up on the carpet caught in the barbed wire, but he pulled the carpet off the fence and fell down to the dog again.
Then he must have tried to climb the fence again a second time, and tried to pull himself up by the barbed wire in his terror, but pulled the barbed wire down in the process, and got caught in it, he could not free himself.
So what the dog handlers found in the morning was the corpse of the man, hanging straight in the fence, arms up, cut and caught in the barbed wire, and his legs completely mangled by the dog, who was laying and sleeping on the bloody carpet, as if nothing had happened in the world.
The man must have died from blood loss or shock from the bites, and no one heard his screams, they surmised it was because of a storm in the night.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
holy shit!
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
So that's why the dog didn't meet the handler, it already ate a big breakfast.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
If they did this at the border I’d sign up. I’d even pay money out of pocket and unaccounted for overtime to care for the dogs and let them enjoy their time off in style. >whole day is just riding along freshly fenced border, checking on dogs trained to attack anyone not in uniform
Peek comfy. Leftists love jobs programs so how can they complain that government is making work for people AND pooches?
Based west german shepherds breeding the commie out of the commiedogs
Srsly though, sounds like the government should have taken a closer look at their service doog breeding programmes.
>Basically, the East German Government always wanted to keep just enough border guards to secure it, and not one more than necessary, since for a border guard, it was very easy to escape, help others escape, or on a more serious note, help enemy intruders or saboteurs to infiltrate the country.
I mean also let's be real, maintaining the Iron Curtain was a massive financial drain on the Soviet Union so they had to pinch every penny they could.
It was more down to the fact that the regulations in the DDR to become a dog breeder were more stringent and the East German government was a very large customer for German Shepherds to secure the border, so breeding good dogs in large numbers was a big government interest.
In the West, "were markets were more free", the threshold was lower.
I talked to one or the other old dog handlers who served on the border, and it sounded pretty comfy, even though the dogs did not always have the best of lifes, spending much of their time on a leash or chain, alone, guarding a strip of the border.
Basically, the East German Government always wanted to keep just enough border guards to secure it, and not one more than necessary, since for a border guard, it was very easy to escape, help others escape, or on a more serious note, help enemy intruders or saboteurs to infiltrate the country. So the border personnel was screened meticulously, subjected to a lot of ideological education, and always under the watchful eye of the Stasi.
So they thought of solutions to their dilemma, and one of the solutions was to use the unwavering loyalty of man's best friend.
A dog doesn't need indoctrination, once you train it to bite, it bites, it even does so happily to please the handler. It doesn't have second guesses either. A dog doesn't require a guard house, or a watchtower, just a little hut or a kennel. It's perfectly happy on one cold meal a day, made from food unfit for human consumption anyway.
A dog is not drawn to the amenities of capitalism, you won't see a dog jump a border fence.
So they obediently did their duty.
With all of this talk regarding service dogs and the prevalence of german shepherds, it makes me wonder if there has been any other dog breeds considered by goverment or military agencies to carry out similar work before german shepherds or Malinois became the norm across the board.
I'm a retired 3p071a. I did time in oef/oif when ilo missions were all we did. I give that background to give what I say a little credence. the mwd program started in ww2. people sent their pets. during that time certain breeds were identified to be better suited. by Vietnam we had figured out a little more but not much. we started training straight sentry dogs that just bit the shit out of anyone. there were specialized k9s trained to hear trip wires etc. but were not norm. oif was a huge academic adventure where we learned a shit load. now days the training is much more specialized and the teams are better understanding of drives etc. mals became prevalent since they don't get hip dysplasia at a high rate like gsds. anyway, yeah, they used a bunch of different breeds then figured out what worked best. there are still Detector mwds that are not gsds or mals. the usaf runs the dods mwd program. the puppy program down at lackland and only breeds mals. any gsd you see was acquired over seas. you can denote a puppy program dog by the spelling of their names. Two letters that are the same at the front of their name ie Ddewey, Ggina, Nnagger. thanks for coming to my TEDD Talk zoomer homosexuals.
Thanks man. As someone who really likes their dogs its fascinating to read a bit of the history as well as the training/procurement process of service dogs from somebody with expereince and insight in the industry.
I miss it and love talking about it when asked. I still do it civilian side but it isn't the same. pic related was a documentary they had us watch when I went through the lackland k9 schoolhouse in the early 00s. gives you personal accounts of old sentry dog handlers in Vietnam. I usually get trashed every year, watch it, and cry.
that whole area of the old ussr does. when I did training with Kyrgyzstan they were importing dogs from Kazakhstan. we gifted them a litter to promote genetic diversity so they weren't in breeding the fuck out of their lines. in Iraq and afghan there were also "host nation" k9 teams. I'm pretty sure any military in the world that has any semblance of organization uses k9 teams in some facet.
that whole area of the old ussr does. when I did training with Kyrgyzstan they were importing dogs from Kazakhstan. we gifted them a litter to promote genetic diversity so they weren't in breeding the fuck out of their lines. in Iraq and afghan there were also "host nation" k9 teams. I'm pretty sure any military in the world that has any semblance of organization uses k9 teams in some facet.
was responding too
I’m sure the Russian army also uses dogs as sexual companions for soldiers in the field
>I’m sure the Russian army also uses dogs as sexual companions for soldiers in the field
Im just pointing out anon should have clarified that as with the context of
I’m sure the Russian army also uses dogs as sexual companions for soldiers in the field
it sounds like he was saying that entire former ussr region fucked dogs and he immediately gave an example of him giving a litter to a unit lol
it's a compromise between body weight and muscle density, bite strength, aggression and intelligence. combined with availability of good stock and familiarity of trainers with the breed. germanic shepherds and especially belgian malinois just seem to be that sweet spot right now.
I know high level training goes into each dog, and I myself work with dogs for a living. I just don't see why Shepherds are the best choice. Don't get me wrong, great dogs. But I often wonder how much of their neuroticism plays into training.
Dobermans in my humble opinion, may be a better choice. But I assume some guy in charge somewhere saw a movie one time where the bad guys had them and said no.
>be Abdul al Shameem >fighting for Hamas/ISIS/etc >sitting in your car >chanting something about Yallah Allah Wallah >psyching yourself up to drive into the checkpoint up ahead and claim your virgins >suddenly your entire back windshield explodes >a creature you have never seen before is now in your back seat roaring >you panic and slam on the gas >this thing...a bear? A wolf? >you feel its jaws wrap around your head and teeth crunch into your skull >It dawns on you >it is a dog the size of two Iraqi men >In desperation, you scream "ALLAH ACKBAR" and prematurely detonate the IED in your trunk >you die >watching down from Arab Heaven you see the dog >he survived with two broken legs that he is managing to walk on. >he is playing with your spine, his handler says "good boy, you're the goodest boy! Are you hurt?!? That god damn goat fucker!"
Private Waffles reporting for duty. >Are your peanut butter rations secured, Private?
Sir, yes sir! I have secured the PB and am anxious to bite some naggers, sir!
Thanks to this thread, I want to start an epigenetic eugenic multispecies breeding program. Genetic traits are... "contagious" -- swapping body fluids carries genetic traces which can communicate into the host's genes.
We'll select for the very largest wolves and the very hottest women, encouraging *very* close contact. 😉
The women will then be bred by wolf-fucking Chads, and the pregnancies shall be carried out with continuous heavy wolf presence.
The end result after dozens of generations should be something like werewolf people or maybe something like WH40K's "Space Wolves" (which we could further enhance through clever biochemistry, for example, by feeding them hormonal & nootropical supplements in order to make them into pseudo viking super berzerkers.
Maybe women have been helping breed wolf traits into the human gene pool all along....
was gonna say china but don't think idf eats their dogs
IDF femoids - you just know.
I liked it so much I decided to clean it up a little
Lol
Nice!
YJK
Imagine that tongue eating out that woman's pussy
While it would look pretty hot, and her tongue stud would probably make it feel better still for her, I doubt she’s that flexible anon though is love to know I was mistaken
>israelite just know.
i really do wonder how many women actually do this. i dont trust numbers from woman-haters on PrepHole
according to gynos, about 1/200 come in with dog cum inside them
So the rest is able to constrain themselves until after the visit?
Women who fuck dogs have more diseases and require more gyno visits. so the actual percentage is likely even smaller.
dogs probably have less diseases than the north american pavement ape
I've seen studies suggesting zoophilia might be anywhere from slightly more common (5%) than homosexuality (3%) to significantly less common (1%), but that's for the attraction not the practice.
Some studies say it's more of a male thing, some say it's more of a female thing, the data is of course pretty limited because there aren't many people willing to tell a scientist about how they plow goats and even less scientists willing to study how and why people plow goats.
Good material for baiting /PrepHole/, at least.
Some annon broke it down mathematically a couple years ago. It ended up being something like 1 and 6 if the woman owned an intact dog
Proof that israelites are white
Nah just cultural appropriation. And who says whites have no culture?
Israel has a graveyard for its military doggos
That's sweet, what does the ONE written on the grave mean?
Fell in operational service
how many palestinian kids it has mauled
Probably many, then again, parents should have thought the consequences of supporting idiots when trying to make a better future for them.
What? Did you thought anyone was going to deny the fact? Kiddie, open your history books and look all the nations the West bombed to keep the machine working, incidentally the kids who survived those bombings now have more to offer their own children thanks to the current World Order than the failed ideologies their parents defended tooth and nail.
"failed ideologies" such as...not wanting to be genocided
You have potentially kicked the hornet nest to devolve this thread into another /misc/ embassy
But we can let them line this guy up a wall as a peace offering
not enough
It seems to be the name.
נפל בפעילות מבצעית
Fell in operational activities
Why do they wear the mask?
because these war dogs are skittish and will take your arm off if there's a slight boom if they don't know you/
IDF largely uses belgian shepherds too, which are more hyper-violent version of german shepherds
>IDF largely uses belgian shepherds too, which are more hyper-violent version of german shepherds
Do they train them to see every enemy as a Congolese child that didn't meet rubber quotas?
Palestinian children collect barely any rubber these days, they ARE behind on their quotas
How do I get israeli gf bros?
I live in Ireland there's literally no israelites here
Move to London. But you will have to hide your ancestry and you may have your Irish citizenship revoked and be reclassified as a 1st generation Northern Irish national if discovered. You will be drained of your Gaelic Catholic spirit and in its place the wicked machinations of Anglo-Saxon protestantism will take it's place.
it would probably be less of a hassle to just move to New York City. Or if you don't hate yourself, Los Angeles or Miami (Broward County)
>inb4
>Los Angeles
>If you DON'T hate yourself
Like I get it but it's still better than London.
>How do I get israeli gf bros?
Through jihad
>39 days as a hostage
>birth control has worn off
Wat do?
slander!
we'd never use child labour, they are far more handy in getting the adults to work
>because these war dogs are skittish and will take your arm off if there's a slight boom if they don't know you/
>IDF largely uses belgian shepherds too, which are more hyper-violent version of german shepherds
Belgian Shepherds are hyperactive sheepdogs you mongoloid. They're known to be great with kids because they love to play and run around. Why is the JIDF targeting my childhood dog?
>Belgian Shepherds are hyperactive sheepdogs you mongoloid. They're known to be great with kids because they love to play and run around
yeah just like pitbulls huh
they are such good little boys that wouldnt hurt a fly and that is why they are specifically used in the military
Yes. What you want in a modern combat dog is a smart, intelligent and good boy to run around all day sniffing explosive, dragging people and playing fetch. That's why everyone uses shepherd dogs. Including the IDF.
Why is this so hard to understand? The dogs are probably muzzled because some old ladies decided to be a cunt to animals. Animals that cool themselves by panting while living in the desert.
Belgians are good dogs my guy. You have to train them for over a year, sometimes two full years to be "combat effective" because it isn't in their nature.
That being said, any dog can hurt a child. And any large dog can hurt a human of any age. So what in your probably Muslim opinion, is a good dog? Like, name a breed.
>picks literally the most aggressive dog breed on earth
>"but it's small lol"
Ok Mehmed.
Nta but yeah, my older brother got fucking attacked by one of those things as a kid and had to have over 100 stitches in his face after. They're mean little bastards.
>which are more hyper-violent version of german shepherds
The reason Belgian shepherds became more prevalent as service dogs is that their short coat is more suited to warm desert climates in the middle East and Africa.
In addition to that, German Shepherds have certain diseases common in the breed, apart from the obvious HD / ED, they are susceptible to developing spleen tumours.
Many of these health problems are due to overbreeding.
In East Germany, they were all but eliminated, especially HD / ED, but after the fall of the wall, Eastern GSD bloodlines were mixed with Western ones, and in Western Germany, they had less strict breeding guidelines, and so many bloodlines were tainted again, and thus the military and police is unwilling to sink resources into a dog that might prove to be unfit for service right after training, or at least far before the end of it's usefulness.
It has nothing to do with "hyper-violence" or superior drives and instincts of Malinois.
I'm German, and i breed and train German Shepherds and advise governmental institutions in training programmes, and for a service dog, they are second to none due to their unequaled obedience and willingness to learn and perform.
And if "hyper-violence" is something that you want in a dog, a German Shepherd is also better at applying it, since they can be made rather violent and have ~10-15kg on the average Malinois as well, which makes quite a difference.
That's not to say Malinois aren't capable dogs, i have trained some as well, but their prominence came from a compromise, not superiority.
>operation paper clip took all the good eugenicists away so western Germans just ruined a perfectly good breed
America really fucked up dog breeds even across the ocean
>Everything is America's fault
Breed your own dogs
It was more down to the fact that the regulations in the DDR to become a dog breeder were more stringent and the East German government was a very large customer for German Shepherds to secure the border, so breeding good dogs in large numbers was a big government interest.
In the West, "were markets were more free", the threshold was lower.
I talked to one or the other old dog handlers who served on the border, and it sounded pretty comfy, even though the dogs did not always have the best of lifes, spending much of their time on a leash or chain, alone, guarding a strip of the border.
Basically, the East German Government always wanted to keep just enough border guards to secure it, and not one more than necessary, since for a border guard, it was very easy to escape, help others escape, or on a more serious note, help enemy intruders or saboteurs to infiltrate the country. So the border personnel was screened meticulously, subjected to a lot of ideological education, and always under the watchful eye of the Stasi.
So they thought of solutions to their dilemma, and one of the solutions was to use the unwavering loyalty of man's best friend.
A dog doesn't need indoctrination, once you train it to bite, it bites, it even does so happily to please the handler. It doesn't have second guesses either. A dog doesn't require a guard house, or a watchtower, just a little hut or a kennel. It's perfectly happy on one cold meal a day, made from food unfit for human consumption anyway.
A dog is not drawn to the amenities of capitalism, you won't see a dog jump a border fence.
So they obediently did their duty.
Tell me more.
So it was different from place to place of course, but one dog handler i talked to told me that they would do two patrols in a day where they checked on every "dog post", and to change the dogs out since it worked on a shift system not at all unlike real border guards. One in the morning, and one at night (sometimes one at noon if there was nothing else to do)
And in the case of a suspected escape attempt, they would go on searches and so on, but that didn't happen all too often, mostly it was just people walking through the countryside near the border a little too close for comfort.
But one morning, they went on their regular patrol to change out the dog, and to feed the dog who just done it's shift. You know, dogs were always fed after they had completed their shift, since after feeding they become a bit sluggish and sleepy to aid digestion, and a large dog moving a lot can turn it's stomach and so on.
And the dogs knew this, so usually they would already wait for their handlers in the morning, anticipating the food, at the gate in the border fence.
But on this morning, the dog didn't come, and even after calling out for it, and whistling, and rattling with the leash, it didn't come.
So the dog handler responsible for this dog walked into the border strip itself.
And after walking some distance, they found the dog, laying next to the fence, but what the dog was laying beneath was far more unnerving.
A man had tried to escape through this strip of the border, and hand done so by bringing a ladder and carpets to throw over the barbed wire.
This was quite risky, since there were other traps at the inter-German border.
Electrified fences, spring guns, silent alarm wires, mines and so on, but this was not ubiquitous, especially during the earlier decades, and so too on this strip of the border, where the security consisted of a set of barbed wire fences.
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And so the man apparently took his chance, leaning the ladder against the first fence, putting the carpet over the barbed wire, sat on it, pulled the ladder up and jumped into the first "strip" of the border, where gravel was lain out and a tractor with a planer drove over it, to see anyone stepping over it.
And he did so too with the second fence, and then climbed over a wooden obstacle like a cheval de frise, to the third fence.
Now this third fence was where the dog was, which the man apparently did not know.
So he leaned the ladder against the fence, and put the carpet over it again, and tried to pull the ladder up, and the handlers speculated that at this moment, the dog had to have noticed the escapee and barked and jumped up at the fence, since the man seemed to have slid off the carpet, falling right into the fenced off part of the border where the dog was, before being able to pull the ladder up and over, with him.
The man tried to climb back over the fence again, trying to get away from the dog, that was trained to mercilessly kill any border hoppers of course, and must have made it up the fence, and must have tried to pull himself up on the carpet caught in the barbed wire, but he pulled the carpet off the fence and fell down to the dog again.
Then he must have tried to climb the fence again a second time, and tried to pull himself up by the barbed wire in his terror, but pulled the barbed wire down in the process, and got caught in it, he could not free himself.
So what the dog handlers found in the morning was the corpse of the man, hanging straight in the fence, arms up, cut and caught in the barbed wire, and his legs completely mangled by the dog, who was laying and sleeping on the bloody carpet, as if nothing had happened in the world.
The man must have died from blood loss or shock from the bites, and no one heard his screams, they surmised it was because of a storm in the night.
holy shit!
So that's why the dog didn't meet the handler, it already ate a big breakfast.
If they did this at the border I’d sign up. I’d even pay money out of pocket and unaccounted for overtime to care for the dogs and let them enjoy their time off in style.
>whole day is just riding along freshly fenced border, checking on dogs trained to attack anyone not in uniform
Peek comfy. Leftists love jobs programs so how can they complain that government is making work for people AND pooches?
Based west german shepherds breeding the commie out of the commiedogs
Srsly though, sounds like the government should have taken a closer look at their service doog breeding programmes.
>Basically, the East German Government always wanted to keep just enough border guards to secure it, and not one more than necessary, since for a border guard, it was very easy to escape, help others escape, or on a more serious note, help enemy intruders or saboteurs to infiltrate the country.
I mean also let's be real, maintaining the Iron Curtain was a massive financial drain on the Soviet Union so they had to pinch every penny they could.
Nah we saved the basenji breed
Puppy mills get the rope. Do yr fucking health testing
>Qualityposting on /k/
Impossible.
My son has a malinois, smartest dog I have ever met, and he is untrained.
>I'm German
when did you immigrate shaheem?
Lotta loyalty for a purebred shepherd.
No one call him goodboy, until he put on the mask.
If I took off the mask, would I die?
It would be extremely painful.
Because they are not friendly family dogs that it is ok to just go up and pet. They are killer dogs.
What, as combat wifes?
I would be so happy if I could snuggle with my trusted dog sidekick during the long nights of deployment T.T
Same. Stay warm and comfy and know nobody is going to sneak up on you
Looks comfy
>WAOW is that… is that a israelite with a dog? I heckin LOVE confiscating homes and killing civilians by the thousands now. Slava israeli!
the left are the ones seething about israel almost as much as you
i'm leftist so sure, whatever. go back to swallowing zionist cum
>i'm leftist
my condolences
Imagine being a leftist because you hate the establishment and want to tear it down, but you want other people to do it for you.
Post physique + gun
You think he prompted it to give the redditor mismatched socks, or did it come up with the idea all on its own?
Given how those systems work, it's a miracle that both sandals look the same.
As space heaters?
I like YJK posting. Its another proof that moids are amazing at self-inflicting sexual impotence. Same as with 5'12 vs 6'0 posting.
Post tits
Here's some great footage of one being trained to chomp hamas tunnel rats.
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With all of this talk regarding service dogs and the prevalence of german shepherds, it makes me wonder if there has been any other dog breeds considered by goverment or military agencies to carry out similar work before german shepherds or Malinois became the norm across the board.
I'm a retired 3p071a. I did time in oef/oif when ilo missions were all we did. I give that background to give what I say a little credence. the mwd program started in ww2. people sent their pets. during that time certain breeds were identified to be better suited. by Vietnam we had figured out a little more but not much. we started training straight sentry dogs that just bit the shit out of anyone. there were specialized k9s trained to hear trip wires etc. but were not norm. oif was a huge academic adventure where we learned a shit load. now days the training is much more specialized and the teams are better understanding of drives etc. mals became prevalent since they don't get hip dysplasia at a high rate like gsds. anyway, yeah, they used a bunch of different breeds then figured out what worked best. there are still Detector mwds that are not gsds or mals. the usaf runs the dods mwd program. the puppy program down at lackland and only breeds mals. any gsd you see was acquired over seas. you can denote a puppy program dog by the spelling of their names. Two letters that are the same at the front of their name ie Ddewey, Ggina, Nnagger. thanks for coming to my TEDD Talk zoomer homosexuals.
Thanks man. As someone who really likes their dogs its fascinating to read a bit of the history as well as the training/procurement process of service dogs from somebody with expereince and insight in the industry.
I miss it and love talking about it when asked. I still do it civilian side but it isn't the same. pic related was a documentary they had us watch when I went through the lackland k9 schoolhouse in the early 00s. gives you personal accounts of old sentry dog handlers in Vietnam. I usually get trashed every year, watch it, and cry.
>tagline isn't "they were good boys"
Thanks for the posts man interesting stuff to learn. My dad was a SP mwd handler back in the day and he always likes talking about it.
I’m sure the Russian army also uses dogs as sexual companions for soldiers in the field
that whole area of the old ussr does. when I did training with Kyrgyzstan they were importing dogs from Kazakhstan. we gifted them a litter to promote genetic diversity so they weren't in breeding the fuck out of their lines. in Iraq and afghan there were also "host nation" k9 teams. I'm pretty sure any military in the world that has any semblance of organization uses k9 teams in some facet.
...you did read his whole reply right? Are you saying you gave a litter to Kyrgyztan knowing they fucked their service dogs?
Have you any idea what "inbreeding" means?
See what
was responding too
>I’m sure the Russian army also uses dogs as sexual companions for soldiers in the field
Im just pointing out anon should have clarified that as with the context of
it sounds like he was saying that entire former ussr region fucked dogs and he immediately gave an example of him giving a litter to a unit lol
Real talk.
Why does everyone use Malinois now? Maybe I just hate Shepherd type dogs. I don't know. But it seems like better options exist.
it's a compromise between body weight and muscle density, bite strength, aggression and intelligence. combined with availability of good stock and familiarity of trainers with the breed. germanic shepherds and especially belgian malinois just seem to be that sweet spot right now.
I know high level training goes into each dog, and I myself work with dogs for a living. I just don't see why Shepherds are the best choice. Don't get me wrong, great dogs. But I often wonder how much of their neuroticism plays into training.
Dobermans in my humble opinion, may be a better choice. But I assume some guy in charge somewhere saw a movie one time where the bad guys had them and said no.
>Caucasians when people forget they exist
>be Abdul al Shameem
>fighting for Hamas/ISIS/etc
>sitting in your car
>chanting something about Yallah Allah Wallah
>psyching yourself up to drive into the checkpoint up ahead and claim your virgins
>suddenly your entire back windshield explodes
>a creature you have never seen before is now in your back seat roaring
>you panic and slam on the gas
>this thing...a bear? A wolf?
>you feel its jaws wrap around your head and teeth crunch into your skull
>It dawns on you
>it is a dog the size of two Iraqi men
>In desperation, you scream "ALLAH ACKBAR" and prematurely detonate the IED in your trunk
>you die
>watching down from Arab Heaven you see the dog
>he survived with two broken legs that he is managing to walk on.
>he is playing with your spine, his handler says "good boy, you're the goodest boy! Are you hurt?!? That god damn goat fucker!"
because they are small and agile and have unlimited energy, but are big enough to kill a human easily.
logistically they are the best
Private Waffles reporting for duty.
>Are your peanut butter rations secured, Private?
Sir, yes sir! I have secured the PB and am anxious to bite some naggers, sir!
Why is he giving the dog a reach around?
Dogs are for cuddling, not for warfare!
>westerners thinking dogs are for cuddling
Thanks to this thread, I want to start an epigenetic eugenic multispecies breeding program. Genetic traits are... "contagious" -- swapping body fluids carries genetic traces which can communicate into the host's genes.
We'll select for the very largest wolves and the very hottest women, encouraging *very* close contact. 😉
The women will then be bred by wolf-fucking Chads, and the pregnancies shall be carried out with continuous heavy wolf presence.
The end result after dozens of generations should be something like werewolf people or maybe something like WH40K's "Space Wolves" (which we could further enhance through clever biochemistry, for example, by feeding them hormonal & nootropical supplements in order to make them into pseudo viking super berzerkers.
Maybe women have been helping breed wolf traits into the human gene pool all along....
I love dogs so much it's unreal.
Wtf why are his legs so short