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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BAVARIANS, I KNEEL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This man is your friend. He fights for beer, pretzels, and to spill russian blood.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bavarians aren't Germans.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >Russian Air Force Pilot
    >Fly high over Ukraine
    >gets raped by s-400 and s-300
    >Fly low over Ukraine
    >Gets raped by Gepard and Manpads
    Russian airfoce might aswell commit last ditch kamikaze attack so they can at least achieve something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they should kamikaze straight into the Kremlin.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dakkadakkadakka

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    would this waffen really outpreform something like the osa?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It´s far better suited to supporting some sort of armored push

      >has threads and can go exactely where the tanks go
      >doesn´t have a 5 minute set up time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's more Shilka, Tunguska analog.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Caesar
    >Writing war accounts
    >"Ah yes, there I was in the thick of it, the battle was quick and fierce, but out of my hazy memory I can definitively recall JVHN SMYTH SON OF BENEFACTOR decapitating six barbarians at once! Hell of a man, that one, he is absolutely 100% Prime Roman and everyone should hear how cool he is. His father must be excellent quality as well."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not like they are even trying to sell the Gepard. The thing has long been phased out.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay Kraut, chill out, it works. German army still wont procooor tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      German army has no need, NATO air forces dunk on russia by default.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based! Seeing my cute Gepard still going strong long after being replaced. I wish we could give Roland some playtime too.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    VGH IM SORRY DEVTSCHLAND

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans: Take eyes watering aviation losses in Vietnam and spend the next fifty years perfecting how do wreck IADS
    >Russia: Take eye watering aviation losses in Afghanistan to randos with Manpads, learn nothing, just hope it doesn't happen again.

    Pottery

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking crazy isn't it?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > FlugabwehrkanonenpanzerGepard

    Jesus Christ I stopped reading halfway through...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      German is a language for people with decent sized working memories.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        German's the language you yell at your horse in, you Hun

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can't kill her she died peacefully in her lizard bed.
            Whoever made this is a homosexual thirdie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody tell this moron where the British royal house is from

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Flug - Flight
      >Abwehr - Defence
      Flugabwer = Air defence

      >Kanonen - Cannons
      Flugabwehrkanonen = Air defence cannons

      There is nothing intimidating about the word when you know about the individual components. It's a logical extension and you can follow it as long as you want into absurd territories that no sane person would ever use.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Flug
      >Abwehr
      >Kanonen
      >Panzer
      Flugabwehrkanonenpanzer
      It's just words Anon, the only difference to English is that you can stack them as long as you want instead of having to break them up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It actually isn't though, spaces only exist in writing not in real life.

        "Airdefencecannon" vs "air defence cannon". It's pronounced the exact same way and speed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We do the same in Norwegian, and there actually is a difference. If there's a space between the nouns, there's also a slight pause, and the tone and rhythm of the words change slightly.
          A somewhat common grammatical error in Norway is to not combine nouns (called orddelingsfeil, which ironically is a combination of three words), and a common joke when people make this mistake is to say it like it's written, with a pause between the words and slightly different intonation.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Reminds me of the running joke from the 1970s comedy "Barney Miller", about a cop with some unspellable-to-Americans Polish name. People would ask him how to spell it, and he'd reply, "Wojciehowicz, you spell it just like it sounds!"

            Thing is, Polish is spelled exactly as it is sounded out -- if you know how to speak Polish. So the joke line makes perfect sense to a Pole in all seriousness, but Americans just stare in bewilderment since it sounds like "Wojohowitz" to us.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well, there are languages that are phonetically very similar to how things are spelled. Norwegian is like that with a few exception, as is Japanese. Intonation varies a bit, but it generally reads like it's spelled.
              I can't speak for Polish, given that I don't speak the language.
              English is certainly not like that, and you just have to memorize all the word, because the phonetics don't line up with the way it's written.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Polish is like that, plus it also has constant stress (always on the penultimate syllable). Other Slavs say it makes us sound like robots.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's because English simply steals words from other languages, particularly the ones that *don't* use phonetic spelling, plus half the languages also pronounce letters differently. On a more positive note, however, that's also what makes English useful as a lingua franca, beyond just the RN and USN dominating the seas for 200+ years: it's nigh-infinitely adaptable and anyone, anywhere can potentially contribute a new word to it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, english is a naturally evolved esperanto: clunky, but easy to learn.

                The french should not be butthurt about it given the huge amount of their words there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Many languages are adaptable and borrow heavily from other languages, with Latin having had a massive influence on all western European languages, as far as I'm aware.
                As for English being a useful lingua franca, I don't think the language itself matters at all. It's simply a result of English and American influence, particularly after WW2.
                I'm Norwegian, and before the war, I believe German was the most commonly spoken second language here. If not, it at least rivaled English.

                English used to be like that too... because it had extra letters, just like how Germany has ä, ö, ü and ß.

                But at some point it decided to get rid of those extra letters (such as Þ, which is the sound "th" does in English or Æ which would have been the A for apple) and just hammered other letters with a different but similar sound into it's place.

                It's more that letters and combinations of letter can sound very differently based on what word it's used in, like "though" and "tough", or that they simply make no phonetic sense in relation to the letters used, like "cake" being pronounced "keik".
                English also has strange vowels. Even when you say the vowels in the alphabet, they're not a single sound, but consist of multiple vowels.
                A is ei
                I is ai.
                Y is wai.
                In languages where the phonetics match the alphabet, it's a single sound. Japanese is a very good example, so if you look up their five vowel sounds, you'll hear it's a single sound, and it's the same sound when it's used in a word.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                English used to be like that too... because it had extra letters, just like how Germany has ä, ö, ü and ß.

                But at some point it decided to get rid of those extra letters (such as Þ, which is the sound "th" does in English or Æ which would have been the A for apple) and just hammered other letters with a different but similar sound into it's place.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand why we need to abbreviate Panzerkampfwagen as Panzer. Panzerkampfwagen was far more comprehensible.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          FYI in german air defence cannon is shortened to flak and the gepard is usually called flakpanzer.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I need video. I need to hear those 35mm singing. I need to see the shattered remains of a Russian airframe burning as it slams into the ground.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'M SORRY, I KNEEL KRAUTBROS

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'M SORRY GERMANY I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THOSE THINGS

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Really fricking like the Gepard, probably one of the most sexy looking vehicles
    >Finally get my wish and god lets it see some action against the russians in a full on war
    >But now all of them are either sold to other countries or given to Ukraine, which means that there is basically a 0% chance that it will reenter service here
    And the monkey's paw curled. Skyranger 30 just isn't the same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love the Gepard too but there is simply no space for a cold war SPAAG on the modern battlefield. C-RAM can do near-field protection just as well, more efficient and can even shoot down mortar rounds, artillery and missiles. For everything else you have MANPAD's and ultra-short range Anti Air missiles. It's just so much better on the logistics and upkeep compared to a Gepard. Fricking stick the tube in or slide a missile in the launch platform -> done. No painting graphite on the shells, no fricking reloading the belts, nothing.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry Germanbros.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >20 old Gepards scared off the entire Russian Air Force
    The Russian fear the Kraut high tech 1970s technology.

  17. 2 years ago
    /out/ie

    When is Germany starting to finally help Ukraine instead of stalling?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      check the US list, its 10x value of that, and every 2 weeks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Waah germany doesn't help
        >...
        >Waah germany doesn't help as much as americans
        You people would be accusing germany no matter what it actually does.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >break Germany in half and gut their military again for 80 years
        >why aren't you helping with military matters
        The industry is gone and the tactical acumen everyone jerks Germany off over is still somewhere around Danzig

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          East and West Germany were the most militarized countries on the planet 30 years ago. This is a modern cuckening by the Kraut's own making

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It most certainly has cultural roots in allied postwar reeducation and the cult of german guilt. Especially the total abandonment of strategic thought in german politics. Geostrategy, that's what nazis did and therefore evil. Germany must act friendly to everyone and treat them as a nonthreat and give money if they want. That we have to be unfriendly to the one to be friendly to the other simply did not compute for the german public or the political class.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They look pretty cool in a brutalist battletech kinda way. The skyranger looks too clean in comparison.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i_heard_you_were_talking_shit_over_there.png
      The thing really looks brutal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, who doesn't like German military autism, particularly when you double the fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to see a Gepard light up a vatnik convoy in 4K 60fps. God please hear my pleas.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They look pretty cool in a brutalist battletech kinda way.
      If only we didnt repurpose all of our Marksman turrets to our Leopards, and instead sent them as military aid since they were on Polish T-55 hulls.
      The fricking boner i would have.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell are Gepards useful in this day and age. Aren't missiles more or less a requirement to take out jets?
    Do they have some kind of auto tracking feature for low flying aircraft?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Do they have some kind of auto tracking feature for low flying aircraft?
      Yeah, it uses a radar.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So the cannon tracks the target automatically and is also able to lead it accurately?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, it calculates the speed and direction and adjusts. Not really needed that much with AHEAD ammo, but with the old Gepard ammos (FAP, I think) you need to actually hit the target directly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're both right and wrong.
      The Gepard has a radar with a very good tracking feature for the guns and 35mm proximity fused rounds. However, the range is limited. You know why all the gun based defense systems of the Cold war vanished outside of Russia? Because missiles have much longer range.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gerpards are death on choppers, period. If a target is in range, it's getting hit no questions asked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey that's what the Bundeswehr thought when they got rid of it.
      The things is
      >long range air defense to force jets to fly low
      >Gepard to take out low flying jets
      They also absolutely shred slow flying drones.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Would've been fun to see what Hostomel would have looked like if they had some of those when the invasion started.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    praised be rob

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so technically german panzers rolling towards kharkiv again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally:
      https://twitter.com/TpyxaNews/status/1567574689555402753
      https://twitter.com/doge_techno5/status/1568205540693524480
      https://twitter.com/ZMiST_Ua/status/1567945237263155200

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Im in tears, its beautiful

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        in time the Dutch shall have their revenge

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We'll accept a thank you from the Ukrainians in the shape of a video of them lining up a bunch of Russians and crushing their legs under a YPR-765.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >2 PzH 2000
        >1 Humvee
        Soul. What's the first vehicles though?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          MT-LBu

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    and they say Ukrainian are ungrateful
    They went out of their way to credit German aid

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the weapons, krautbros. I was kinda unfair to you in the beginning, and I was wrong.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we had some footage.

    >But muh NAMMO
    I know the current ammo isn't from Orleikon, but NAMMO should have a similar selection.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Perhaps Romania donated some ammo, they still have active Gepards

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Sweden, you gonna get off your ASS and join the party?

    Send Gripens to Ukraine! You're late to the fun!

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Western equipment untested in real war gets sent to ukraine
    >Promptly kicks russian ass like it was designed to do
    >Russian equipment untested in real war gets sent to ukraine
    >Totally underperforms, doesn't work at all, gets destroyed by ukrainians
    I'm detecting a pattern here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Except the Ukrainians are mostly using Soviet equipment too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ukrainians were using Soviet equipment too though, in fact most of their tanks and IFV's are Soviet

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the pell-mell

    The what?

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