Anyone else watch this? Pretty much the closest thing we'll get to a Hatchet series.

Anyone else watch this? Pretty much the closest thing we'll get to a Hatchet series.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not entirely, but so far it is ok. Some things are moronic, like her going swimming fully clothed with boots on in a cold lake in the mountains without making a fire first. It is not completely moronic though, and the woods are purdy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's one of the things I actually like about it though, she's not some expert on these things. She's not thinking clearly and makes dumb decisions like any city-bound person would in this situation.
      I honestly expected things to just work out for her, and was pleasantly surprised how often shit went south.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She shouldn't have just tossed the laptop out to save weight. Everything can be a valuable resource in that type of situation. Break the screen to use the edges of the glass as a knife or use the laptopas a small section of a roof or a something, idk. Id probably be eating the pills by the second day. I'd die but at least I'd be feeling good!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Laptop screens are flimsy plastic pieces, but she could have used heat sinks or the HD casing as razors though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Laptop screens are flimsy plastic pieces, but she could have used heat sinks or the HD casing as razors though

      You're both moronic. This is a woman we are talking about here, you could give her a knife and she'd still toss it to save weight.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >goblina
    Yeah I'm gonna pass on that one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your brain is mushy. A porridge of buzzwords, opinions that aren't even your own. Merely what you think some other edgelord might approve of. No genuine introspective thought has passed your brain in some time now has it? Perfect. Embrace the mushy drippy brain goo you have become. It's all that's left of you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a lot of protecting there, bud. The fact is movies and tv are almost always garbage so I could write this one off for any number of reasons. I could tell you why but I'm sure you're getting all upset about even the thought of my potential reasoning.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"Projecting"
          There you go with more buzzwords you learned.
          Does the slime mold "reason"? No. Goo merely spreads. It leaks from your ears, your mouth. Drip. Drip. Drip.
          Just nonsense presuppositions, nonsense buzzwords, no original thought. You've done it to yourself and that's the beauty of it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You are a israeli person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't watch poorly made shows with goblin people either. And that's all there is now. Oh fricking well. At least I've learned that I'm not addicted to tv.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You are a israeli person

          Has nothing to do with what you do or don't do. But everything to do with your why.
          >Jew
          >Goblina
          >Mutt
          >Projecting
          >Tiny hats
          >Rent free
          Etc. Etc.
          Literal mush. Your brain just cannot think an original thought anymore. Sad.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hes using these words for brevity because he is correct, and any other effort put into describing what you arw would be redundant. You also sound like a beta male. You structure your text like a woman.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Eslposting with more buzzwords. Pathetic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Buzzword is a buzzword.

                posted at 13:33 (universal digits on my side)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's so weird to see these high production value pepes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, you really got pussybent over that comment didn't you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Your brain is mushy
        >your brain
        >mushy drippy brain

        [...]
        Has nothing to do with what you do or don't do. But everything to do with your why.
        >Jew
        >Goblina
        >Mutt
        >Projecting
        >Tiny hats
        >Rent free
        Etc. Etc.
        Literal mush. Your brain just cannot think an original thought anymore. Sad.

        >Literal mush
        >Your brain
        >cannot think an original thought anymore
        lmao, the irony.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Amerimutt fingers typed this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymouse

        Rent free.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the planet's population lives rent free in your head, mutt. You are triggered by women with slightly darker skin. kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >you have to accept bestiality propaganda made by halfdicked tiny hats
            No

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >female but OUTDOORSMAN
    no

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll watch it I guess shill, but I don't pay for netflix. I'll still consume your subliminal brainwashing though

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pass the hatchet book was bad enough
    Mentions survival pack right at start
    Makes no attempt to retrieve it til the end
    Hurrdurr

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This show is boring and possibly the worst PrepHole media I've ever seen. I don't care about this spic's life

  8. 2 years ago
    Cocoa Butter

    I'm liking it so far. Obviously fiction, but shows what a stubborn, strong-willed city woman would do if she got casted away. What catches my attention are the few small details that were taken in account for, like her getting burned by the hot plate and the water being too freezing for her, etc. Also it shows survival how-to moments like tightening a tourniquet and basic shit people should know if fricked while PrepHole.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It got pretty horrible reviews, and I agree with them. It's filled with shitty survival tropes that you've seen a million times, and the pacing is too slow.

    that being said, the acting is pretty solid and the scenery is beautiful. It was ok, but it kind of pissed me off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "The acting is pretty solid"
      Frick you're stupid. This a perfect example of Netflix bad acting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And generic script writing/dialogue that doesn't feel genuine from their selected actors

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The main character did pretty well. I agree the drug smuggler was shit tier. But her boyfriend too did a great job, I thought.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the protagonist was acted quite well and true enough to the kind of outwardly functional but really quite fricked up overachieving woman type, the others were kind of inoffensively generic. Did find it quite an enjoyable development of the protagonist through the demands of the outdoors and a satisfying ending. Would have liked to see more minutia of the dull parts of survival and more time put into creating the atmosphere of the setting but I know the average person would get little from that. Can forgive the silly implausible bits like booted marathon freedives and whatnot because it evoked many aspects of things that are usually skipped over, boiling the water for example, and it did give the impression that contriving a boiling vessel even was difficult in that situation, not the usual montage into super treehouse mansion.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hatchet as in the book? Do they still get kids to read that? It would warm my heart. Also makes me curious about whatever this is.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am enjoying it, fiance likes it. We hate the bad acting and sob story of her corporate law office bullshit.

    Also frick swimming with boots on, the frick?

    Also I almost drowned diving down ~15 feet in the Caribbean, how this b***h going to a plane out in middle of a lake?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a TV show but did anyone else love the little bushcraft series made by Ray Mears?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    skipt through all the bullshit flashbacks. quit after a few episodes.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do american women look like that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Since the fall of L'Aryan, yes. Many such cases.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    muh strong woman/race mixing garbage

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >two chinkshit phones submerged underwater for 10+ minutes both work
    Turned it off after this.

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