What was the most disgusting thing you ever witnessed during your job? (In the homeland, did you pull anything out of anyone's ass)
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What was the most disgusting thing you ever witnessed during your job? (In the homeland, did you pull anything out of anyone's ass)
Yeah
I can't tell if this is a man or a woman.
...Is this a joke or irony? You don't know what a pussy looks like? It's right there in the image.
a simple google says that it's a man
Men don't have a cervix
whatever you think you see, i'll take the majority opinion of medical workers who all happen to say it's a man.
Show us the cervix, homosexual.
Certified no b***hes ever moment
The most disgusting thing I ever witnessed was your mother. I pulled dick out of her ass tho.
I 100% believe it
>MARSOC
>Afghanistan
>2010
I don’t think so Tim
>he doesn't know about Force Recon
ngmi
>he knows about Force Recon
ngmi
You’re one of those people who hear a story and immediately think it’s fake for absolutely zero reason
Former lifesaver, noncombat though.
Once had a motorcyclist road rash half his face off. We were trying to clean off the grass from his face and irrigate it, but one piece was really stuck in there. I touched it and the guy screamed, complaining of blinding flashes of light. I think I touched his optic nerve. I looked around for his eye but couldn't find it. The guy probably looks like two-face now
Motorcycle gays live on borrowed time
Motordonors are great for organ transplants.
I think if someone gets killed in a motorcycle accident, their organs aren't gonna be useful.
You'd be very wrong, especially when it's a head injury. Young healthy torso intact brain dead patients are peak organ harvesting you dumb twat.
Remember boys and girls: wear your safety helmet, or else you might end up with Anon fingerfricking your exposed nerve endings.
Dude got carried to our jcop for aid, I helped medics with the litter. His guys were blown out his butthole and esophagus like a giant squid with the bends. He was alive, somehow. Turned out he was an ied emplacer and kerfiddled where he should’ve kerfaddled. Got medevaced to anaconda (I think?) and ended up dying anyway iirc. Wasn’t much that could be done and nobody really wanted to I guess. Another time we were doing BDA after a dude blew himself up at a market and someone could his almost intact face. We took pics wearing it like a Halloween mask for the lulz.
>We took pics wearing it like a Halloween mask for the lulz.
homie whaaaat
Non-combat taxi driver sponsored by medicare and redbull.
Had a diabetic that did not care for his condition. eventually friends called and convinced them to get to a hospital. The foot had such bad circulation the toes had become necrotic. The fricker wanted his shoes on and couldn't bend over, being the least senior person there and not a princess cop I had to do it. While putting this person's shoe on the toes folded unnaturally, they didn't feel a thing. The whole place smelled like unwashed body, rotten flesh, pot and cigarettes. I carry a bottle of vapo rub now.
Also helped a homie drop off into the hospital, just a through and through of the lower leg.
read about a lady who had diabetus in the 80's. She didn't want to take her medicine anymore so said frick it. She fainted the doctors told her it was getting late and she will go blind soon. One day she woke up and was doing vacuming and eded up being blind i think she is old now but diabetus is kinda fricked up
Med noncompliance can be fascinating. There's the people that just want to die, and then there's the idiots that think they don't have a problem. Sometimes it can be sad like the schizos that stop because they thought they were cured.
Well, at some point, when you got multiple reanimations, it's not that far fetch to get a tattoo 'do not reanimate' for instance, as to finally die a dignified death on your own terms.
some homosexual calling his husband in the ambulance after he fell off his bike
Once witnessed a practice NPA Insertion,
And the Medic removed it and slurped on the boogers
68Whiskeys are fricking disgusting!
>be me, doing CLS training
>instructors teaching us how to run IV lines, tells us to practice on eachother
>I get paired up with a moron that keeps missing my fricking veins
>ow, ow, ow...
>suddenly hear "OH JESUS OH SHIT FRICK" from across the tent
>some other moron fumbled trying to jab himself and stuck the entire gauge of the needle up one of his fingers
>guy starts flailing his hand around, blood starts to squirt out
>one of the instructors gets fed up with this scene, grabs his arm, and yanks the needle out
>wondertroop passes out, I guess he was squeamish to blood
Had something similar during that training. There was a rumor that the biggest b***h would have to get "the big one" which none of us knew what the frick was. Well the guy that fainted as he was putting the needle into his partners arm AND fainted getting the needle put into his arm was voluntold he was going to be the one getting "the big one". Turns out "the big one" was an intraosseous infusion and those that haven't witnessed this absolute medieval bullshit should give it a peep. The medic walks out with a fricking power drill and this frickboy is already crying and his legs are wet noodles and he is so mentally fricked from already passing out twice he is in no real mental capacity to fully understand what is going to happen. Medic does a little snip snip to his pants to get access to his leg then revs the drill and the frickboy passes out. Medic then drills a hole into his fricking tibia and runs a line directly into the bone. Guy next to me actually threw up and even I was thinking how fricked up this was. Really wish they did it to the biggest butthole and not the joyfull little homosexual that was always chipper and made people smile.
Why the frick would they be doing that kind of infusion to someone who doesn't need it?
JESUS FRICK
I don't believe this.
Plus IO insertion is not that bad.
This. Most don't feel it, the lidocaine is what stings. I had a dude who blasted his head off lift himself up from the cot on our way to the hospital and say "DONT" after pumping drugs in his bones, and then fall back down.
The fact they did this to a squeamish doofus instead of someone who was an butthole or fell asleep is just wrong
doing a violent medical operation for no reason, totally legit story
I could believe it. They have this thing called a fast one or something like that which is a sternal IO (except instead of one large needle it's a bunch of slightly smaller ones) they practice placing on one guy for demonstration. Not a zogbot btw
May be talking out of school, but my medic friend said it was mostly on goats in actual training. Can't tell you how it is out in the field, even he didn't want to talk about it.
I can believe it for volunteers or boots too scared or ignorant to speak up. Alternatively they are technically property so...
If someone told me this story 15+ years ago I wouldn't second guess it. No way this would happen in a day and age where you can't even touch a recruit. Back then though during that peak GWOT this stuff was just apart of life. Do they even draw lines anymore?
>No way this would happen in a day and age
Stabbing a big needle into someone's lungs is a life or death thing, and only specifically if they have a lung puncture.
>reading comprehension of a fricking monkey
It's an I/O, not a turkel needle you stupid homosexual.
What the duck are you on about?
He's a stupid c**t who can't be bothered to read and conflated an I/O with a turkel needle in his stupid c**t brain, because again, and I must reiterate, he's a stupid c**t.
Frick that Ill take second burns again over that nightmare
Lol, when I got into being an overqualified driver I had absolutely 0 experience, seeing my medic drill a pt for the first time was an interesting experience. I just stared wide eyed for a sec and looked around, no one batted an eye so I just ignored it. This was the same cal where I was stuck holding the saline bag when the defibed the guy, at the time I did not know the bag was properly insulated and I was too nervous to ask so I just accepted my fate.
As an aside the drilling isn't so bad, but pushing meds hurts like a b***h, I'd be more worried about a 14g.
>at the time I did not know the bag was properly insulated and I was too nervous to ask so I just accepted my fate.
Kek
..is it insulated though?
Plastic generally ain't a great conductor you know.
Yeah but during BLS training an instructor once mentioned a doctor leaning on the plastic bed end board when a defib shocked the patient and apparently the doctor got zapped so I just don't know
Bullshit, no LifePak is pulling that off even at 360J.
>doctor
>using a lifepak
Aside I think there's something we're missing. I heard a doc doing cpr through a defib and not getting shocked, he had to convince the tech to trigger it.
I've drilled thousands of I/Os in people over the last 20 years, the drill doesn't really hurt that bad. It's the fluid going into the bone marrow that hurts which can be mitigated with a lido push. That being said, most the people I've drilled into are already dead, and I've brought plenty of them back that weren't completely fricked, but the I/O is the least of their concern. 18 year old homosexuals in boot are stupid kids, and those that vasovagal from a wittle dwill or IV have no place in combat and should forever be relegated to POG work. If homosexuals can't handle blood, they should be stuck in a room and forced to watch thoracotomies until they quit being a pussy.
thats pretty impressive, crazy to think youre posting with actual professionals and not just NEETs, what field are you in?
most well adjusted boot
I'm calling bullshit on this one. There's no way in hell you would be authorized to do a I/O on somebody who didn't need it, especially somebody who didn't need it and wasn't with it enough to consent.
Lmao, someone practices in a controlled environment.
>kid passes out before the drilling even begins
>every reaction is based off of the kids reaction
>no one knows it's really not that bad
the one time i saw it get done the guy just gritted his teeth and embraced it. you sound like a person who has ptsd from watching a kid get tortured right in front of you.
>was an intraosseous infusion
I thought we used FAST1's for IO access into the sternum
EZ-IOs for tibial, illiac, and humeral, femur, or radius, FAST1 for sternal placement.
read some dudes story
he saw some dude get shot in the stomoch he was given morphine lolly pop so didn't feel anything
his colon was hanging out so he was squezzing shit out like a toothpaste
S1 OIC was a Lt and did the funky chicken half way into a ruck march. No viable veins present due to dehydration. So he got 2 bags of ringers forced up his ass by one of the medics. While I had to help. Neither of us could go into the s1 without it being mentioned for months. He couldn't look either of us in the eye until I PCSed.
Sad!
S1 homies always the most sus and girlyest, what could be the reason behind that?
Non combatant here. Went to do a lift assist. Ended up having to cut away bandages that melded with the dude's skin with flies living in it, and pieces of trash crammed in for additional "bandaging". Hoarder, trash piled up the middle of the walls, no power in this heat, rotten food and human waste smell was potent. Patient had so much dirt caked on him from just being sweaty and dusty I thought he was tan. Gave him an alcohol wipe bath to clear a white spot on him for an iv.
I'd call the fire marshal before leaving, frick that.
Fire was there helping us
Damn, like actually helping and not socializing outside?
Bump, my buddy was a doc at Salerno in the late aughts.
Here's videos for you stupid sheltered homosexuals
Good god his neck after they start pushing the fluid in. O.K. I can see how it was a big deal for that anon if no one knew what was going on and they hyped it up all day. It was still rape though.
bruh
Heli crew for a Blackhawk in Afghanistan, I'm kind of a b***h when it came to alot of blood, so naturally we flew medivac most of the time. I tried to look away when i could but still had my job. But when the guys couldn't control their pain, and I could hear screaming through my headset, it was rough. And it was super fun hosing that shit off and getting light headed all the fricking time while doing so.
I'm assuming you mean hosing off the blood after a getting back? Yeah it doesn't get too messy often. But when it does, whoo boy.
Lasers and blasters would cauterize the wound and there would be no blood though
Apart from a neatly torn off finger, a soldier who decided to fall forehead first on a red hot machine gun barrel (it cut straight down to the bone in his forehead and scored it...), and a 16 yo who drove a car into the back of a parked semi and decapitated his girlfriend?
The grossest thing I think was my battle buddy who got a tick underneath his foreskin. That was really the worst I think. Just something about the little legs sticking out... Makes me shudder to this day.
>mfw he drops his pants
>The grossest thing I think was my battle buddy who got a tick underneath his foreskin.
maybe clean the ticks out of your ass next time
Lost
>(you)
OP's nickname is "Tall Grass" cause there' a frickton of unwanted encounters with bug types if you go inside him.
nearly spit my drink out
Of course not combat. My Mother work as first responder, she saw a lot of shit in her nearly 35 years like pulling bodies out of the river, suicide homosexuals or a car crash where some Black person killed a local 19year old girl and her kinda mental ill brother sat next to her, just make his life ten times worst.
The worst thing she said was burning car victims where she always freak out when they call a car crash with fire.
Watching children burn alive changes you.
First it's the screaming, then it's the smell.
On a lighter note I heard of a wreck involving a semi who's driver fell asleep, blew a stop sign and blasted one of them eco cars. The driver was found as though they were plucked from the driver seat, still holding the steering wheel. Then someone found a car seat and everyone lost their shit, they broke out thermals and were combing the woods. Thankfully kid was with a sitter.
I'm a civvie medgay so I never encountered combat trauma until /current events/, the worst I've seen now is a 29 y.o. pregnant woman trying to evacuate in a car that got hit with a mortar shell, so she got
>shrapnel in the left hip
>shrapnel somewhere around the sacral plexus so her left foot got paralyzed(it got better with rehab later though)
>shrapnel in the intestines so peritonitis, urgent resection and stoma
>shrapnel in left thoracic cavity, so hemopneumothorax
>shrapnel in left shoulder and arm
>pregnancy terminated obviously
>did you pull anything out of anyone's ass
My hospital is the designated colorectal surgery place for my area, so pulling things out of asses is a regular treat
Dildos, bottles, vegetables, household objects, a screwdriver(handle up) once
Somehow it's always men, and they always say that it was either some bizarre accident or that their wife did it
My favourite however was a woman who fell off a jet ski backwards and had her perineum blasted with the water jet
As a cop I saw a few shootings, stabbings and wrecks that were gnarly. Stabbings/cuttings have some insane wounds. Would rather get shot
>AIT
>learning about ATNAA and CANA
>looks and behaves like typical auto-injector
>literally labeled which way to hold it and how to use it
>instructors demonstrate function by injecting into cardboard box in front of whole class
>allows us to group up and try it on cardboard boxes as well for familiarization
>dumbass grabs ATNAA
>holds it like the demonstration
>then for some reason flips it around
>we all tell him that's not right
>he's not listening, says he knows what he's doing
>I'm literally telling him he's a fricking idiot and to put it down as he goes through with the motion
>and proceeds to puncture his thumb
>bleeding and he's scared he's going to die and all that, taken to be looked at
>our class was no longer allowed to carry through demonstrations
Nowadays you don't even need a High School diploma to enlist, what a fricking shitshow
They reversed that, you still need one
The whole high school diploma thing was moronic to even consider. People who don't have one usually had a reason to drop out, and those people aren't adjusted like everyone else. It's the same reason people with GEDs or Homeschool diplomas face stricter regulations when trying to join.
>t. homeschool graduate
I have a couple but they're not mine.
This was told to me by one of my old ncos about why he wears seatbelts and helmets in combat vehicles
>82nd in afghanistan
>be in hmmwv
>driver has no belt or helmet
>roll over IED
>boom
>send his ass (head) into the roof at the speed of god damn
>cracks his skull and smooshes his brain
>described a literally "brain coming out of his ears and nostrils"
Different guy
>be 101 in afghanistan
>stryker pretty sure
>be gunner, moving in formation
>look over at the other truck
>watch the gunner's head explode
>described as hamburger
Couldn't get him to talk much about that
Damn son
Noncombat.
>be me, 12 years old
>father is a show jumping trainer (for both horses and riders)
>naturally spend most of the childhood on related events
>up that time already seen plenty of related injuries like broken legs, arms (sometimes in funny angles), bitten fingers/hands, broken ribs from kick, all that stuff. Usually nothing too horrible.
>one event, rather big lad of a horse goes off the rails
>this was early 90s, when small women started proliferating into the sport and larping like a horse charmers who instead of just training yourself and the horse like you should, they believe to "talk with the horse on deeply personal, spiritual level"
>combine that with them being often spoiled daughters of the rich people and there is a recipe for disaster
>so this large ass horse goes wild
>typical horse shit, runs around, half-mad from fear
>this is a difficult thing to handle, especially on a public event where there are 100+1 things the animals are deeply afraid of
>this little, 50 kilos lady, who is a firm believer of aforementioned spiritual meme, tries to solo the whole thing by just standing in horse's way
>big ass horse just stampedes all over her
>see this from maybe 3m away
>woman is completely mangled, cant move her arm, legs (prolly broken)
>keeps drawing these shitty gasping/rattling breaths, because ribcage visibly collapsed
>shitload of nasty stuff on her stomach, no clue what that was
Still remember it today. She supposedly survived the whole thing.