She isn't white, subhuman. Theris is an Indonesian surname and she clearly is a disgusting mix of not white wearing stupid amounts of makeup to hide it in the picture on the left. leave with you rabbi.
>The woman who garnered nationwide attention for reportedly surviving a month in the woods off wild berries and mushrooms might have been lost because she was high on drugs, police say. Lisa Theris, 25, emerged from acres of dense woods in Midway, Alabama on Aug.
Except radiology techs actually make a livable wage while EMTs make less than a McDonald's employee. People don't understand how little EMTs make. When you have to get your EMT-P and then go fire and transfer into a completely different career just to make a livable wage, shit's fricked.
Kek. He is actually correct about the education for radiology, though. Depending on the state, EMTs don't even have to go to school. They can get trained through a few courses, or do on the job training, pass the exam, and then they're EMTs. I did a combination of that for my EMT-B and then I went to a local community college to get my paramedic license. I was fortunate enough to have my employer pay for it, and I have an actual job, so I don't have to worry about making $14/h as a paramedic and trying to repay the $6000 courses.
How does a person get lost in Alabama for a month? I could walk across the entire state in less than that, it is as flat as a piece of paper its highest point is 2,400'.
I don't know if she learned anything, if you google her you can find her instagram where she's kissing black dudes. She's probably still completely out of her mind on drugs.
Oh frick off. She's officially more PrepHole than your basement-bound ass, and it wasn't even her choice. Why don't you take the Theris challenge and go into the woods for a month without gear? report back on how it was no big deal.
According to the water filter threads on PrepHole, she should have contracted giardiasis in a matter of hours and shit herself to death in a day or two. I guess she was saved by all of the crisp, clear mountain streams running through the state.
It's a combination of cleaner water and resistance to the local microbiota of the water.
Hunter-gatherers and early farmers/pastoralists benefited from low population density. Water-born pathogens from human shit weren't nearly as common as today.
Also, people can gradually develop resistance to the bacteria in the water around their home. I saw this in Cameroon; people who travelled to different areas for a short time would bring water with them to avoid diarrhea as an "allergic" reaction. I've also heard of Mexicans getting diarrhea when they come to the U.S. for the same reason, despite our cleaner water.
>Were they constatly shitting themselves
Yes. And dying before their first birthday. But those that survived the first year had an immunity to local parasites and diseases.
In interviews she said she drank dirty water wherever she could find it, got sick, and when it rained she squeezed the water out of her hair to drink.
So really the lesson here is have long hair when you PrepHole and take meth.
>midland >walk in any direction, find a road within an hour or two >roastie manages to stay lost for a month and come out looking like a baked turkey
Well, at least she didn't call for a helicopter ride.
Man, the PrepHole archive is dead now, otherwise I'd link you to the direct thread so you could see how much of a fricking homosexual this guy is. >PrepHole YouTuber snowshoes into a wilderness area to make a video >gets the bright idea of wanting the local Search & Rescue team's helicopter to make an appearance in his video >it'll be totally epic >presses his SOS button >local dispatch connects with him, asks him what his emergency is >there is no emergency because he's completely fine, he just wants a helicopter rescue >dispatch says they'll send the county sheriff on foot to rescue him >the gay argues with dispatch about this >finally walks out with the sheriff >the sheriffs take a picture to flex on the whiney little fricker >he goes home and throws a fit on YouTube
https://www.bigcountrynewsconnection.com/idaho/deputies-successfully-locate-rescue-boise-man-who-snowshoed-into-idaho-county-backcountry-before-becoming-stuck/article_db4726aa-66a2-11ed-bcc8-3bec2ebd5042.html
Even worse is when they go to a salon for a makeover. The come out looking like a clown that got shot in the face with a prostitute gun. Funny thing is that they all think it looks great and post photos showing off their clown makeup.
Damn white people are like wild hogs but instead of getting furry and growing tusks in the wild they turn black
She isn't white, subhuman. Theris is an Indonesian surname and she clearly is a disgusting mix of not white wearing stupid amounts of makeup to hide it in the picture on the left. leave with you rabbi.
Say what you want but she wouldn't have survived if she was a healthy weight to start with lmao
fatty 4TW
She turned black?
Yes, and her eyes were oddly bright blue before.
Probably colored contacts.
>what are filters
Colour grading aka filters aka 'shop.
Its called a suntan, you porridge coloured basement dwelling ghoul.
Ask me how I know you're a mutt.
They're going to seethe at this, that's how.
not really black, more like Maya Rudolph (American comedian)
wenja
>The woman who garnered nationwide attention for reportedly surviving a month in the woods off wild berries and mushrooms might have been lost because she was high on drugs, police say. Lisa Theris, 25, emerged from acres of dense woods in Midway, Alabama on Aug.
Also, this happened 5 years ago.
>because she was high on drugs
Yeah, that's who you want as your radiologist. Better make sure the hospital's pharmacy is locked up tight.
>radiologist
>everyone who goes to school for radiology becomes a doctor
Rad tech you fricking tard. They're like the EMTs of radiology.
Except radiology techs actually make a livable wage while EMTs make less than a McDonald's employee. People don't understand how little EMTs make. When you have to get your EMT-P and then go fire and transfer into a completely different career just to make a livable wage, shit's fricked.
This. Also to mention that becoming a RT is way more harder than becoming an EMT.
>more harder
...and I'll just stop listening to you now
Kek. He is actually correct about the education for radiology, though. Depending on the state, EMTs don't even have to go to school. They can get trained through a few courses, or do on the job training, pass the exam, and then they're EMTs. I did a combination of that for my EMT-B and then I went to a local community college to get my paramedic license. I was fortunate enough to have my employer pay for it, and I have an actual job, so I don't have to worry about making $14/h as a paramedic and trying to repay the $6000 courses.
Do they never set foot in a hospital?
Doing psychedelics in the woods is different than doing prescription drugs regularly
This is as b******* as that story of that woman who was lost in the California Wilderness for 15 days.
Meth is a hell of a drug.
How does a person get lost in Alabama for a month? I could walk across the entire state in less than that, it is as flat as a piece of paper its highest point is 2,400'.
Not lost but avoiding arrest for felony burglary.
Apparently she had really shit vision, so she was probably walking in circles a lot.
Woman moment.
>radiologist
>bad vision
What
So high she ran off without shoes??
Either way, I love the before/after nature pics. She looks like she learned something out there.
I don't know if she learned anything, if you google her you can find her instagram where she's kissing black dudes. She's probably still completely out of her mind on drugs.
To be fair she looks just like them now
No she didn't. Dingus.
>She looks like she learned something out there.
>same soulless empty roastie eyes in both pics
No she didn't. And she never will.
Oh frick off. She's officially more PrepHole than your basement-bound ass, and it wasn't even her choice. Why don't you take the Theris challenge and go into the woods for a month without gear? report back on how it was no big deal.
>Hurr durr roastie stare
t.
>saged because he's afraid of confrontation
lol
This homie can't recognize a fleeting, but profound look of inner peace. Never go full chud.
But you, YOU are different, you have soul, RIGHT?
>all the seething replies to this
NPCs really got bothered by that simple comment? Why?
Hiding in the Alabama woods turned her black? Explain.
>also this is from 2017
And she looks prettier after the fact
>eat some berries
>loose your white privilege
I want to breed the right
According to the water filter threads on PrepHole, she should have contracted giardiasis in a matter of hours and shit herself to death in a day or two. I guess she was saved by all of the crisp, clear mountain streams running through the state.
This I don't get, how did people in the past get water? Were they constatly shitting themselves or were they more resiliant?
He's making a joke on the water filter people for being far too paranoid about water safety.
It's a combination of cleaner water and resistance to the local microbiota of the water.
Hunter-gatherers and early farmers/pastoralists benefited from low population density. Water-born pathogens from human shit weren't nearly as common as today.
Also, people can gradually develop resistance to the bacteria in the water around their home. I saw this in Cameroon; people who travelled to different areas for a short time would bring water with them to avoid diarrhea as an "allergic" reaction. I've also heard of Mexicans getting diarrhea when they come to the U.S. for the same reason, despite our cleaner water.
>Were they constatly shitting themselves
Yes. And dying before their first birthday. But those that survived the first year had an immunity to local parasites and diseases.
Only in America, you don't eat for a month and still look fat after
In interviews she said she drank dirty water wherever she could find it, got sick, and when it rained she squeezed the water out of her hair to drink.
So really the lesson here is have long hair when you PrepHole and take meth.
Thanks for rescuing me mam, but I've got to find a meth rock, now!
>midland
>walk in any direction, find a road within an hour or two
>roastie manages to stay lost for a month and come out looking like a baked turkey
Well, at least she didn't call for a helicopter ride.
Kek, I hope PrepHole continues to mock that stupid fricker for the rest of his life.
You should watch season two of 'The Island with Bear Piss Drinker'. The women get lost for days on an island smaller than two US football fields.
Context on the helicopter ride part?
Man, the PrepHole archive is dead now, otherwise I'd link you to the direct thread so you could see how much of a fricking homosexual this guy is.
>PrepHole YouTuber snowshoes into a wilderness area to make a video
>gets the bright idea of wanting the local Search & Rescue team's helicopter to make an appearance in his video
>it'll be totally epic
>presses his SOS button
>local dispatch connects with him, asks him what his emergency is
>there is no emergency because he's completely fine, he just wants a helicopter rescue
>dispatch says they'll send the county sheriff on foot to rescue him
>the gay argues with dispatch about this
>finally walks out with the sheriff
>the sheriffs take a picture to flex on the whiney little fricker
>he goes home and throws a fit on YouTube
https://www.bigcountrynewsconnection.com/idaho/deputies-successfully-locate-rescue-boise-man-who-snowshoed-into-idaho-county-backcountry-before-becoming-stuck/article_db4726aa-66a2-11ed-bcc8-3bec2ebd5042.html
Holy shit, what a little b***h
looks cuter in the after pic.
this board is full of larpers, everyone knows that
>only on berries and wild mushrooms for a month
Yeah, that sounds like a scam.
>Local waitress discovers amazing secret to weight loss.
>Jenny Craig hates her!
damn her ass is juicy
Would
Short chubby girls are the best
my kind of woman
Reverted to an ancient Eurasian phenotype.
>2017
That really is a punchable face
bump
>actually made it
>even prettier in grug mode
Damn, wife material.
she became attractive wtf
I think women take those horrible selfies with lots of makeup and filters because that's what's attractive to normie men, so in this case I blame men.
Even worse is when they go to a salon for a makeover. The come out looking like a clown that got shot in the face with a prostitute gun. Funny thing is that they all think it looks great and post photos showing off their clown makeup.