That's wrong and moronic.
All of Putin's public appearances and 'meetings with the peasantry' involve the same 100 FSB actors.
There is 0 chance, that any of the uniformed people you see are actual soldiers. They are just paid actors.
This has been going on for as long as I can remember.
According to some of the Twatter comments, that's how these photo ops are usually done there but who knows.
This.
They staged meetings with ice cream ladies, fishermen, flight attendants - all recycled FSB agents. And this was all done during peacetime now you want me to believe that they would let anyone with a slight possibility of owning a sharp object into a close proximity to Putin?
According to some of the Twatter comments, that's how these photo ops are usually done there but who knows.
This has to be 100% staged. No way some random conscriptniks with live ammunition get anywhere near him. Maybe the guy he shook hands with and even then after every bullet and sharp object was removed from him.
Putin never meet people he's too afraid, all instances "meet up with common folk" over the years are staged with the same fsb actors. I doubt glowies will shoot each other, so its probably fake.
t. russian
>staged
The only way this could be real is if Putin has gone completely senile...
>A CCP shill brings up Falun Gong for no reason >Its the Falun Gong practitioners that are shizzos
.02 grams of rice have been deposited into your account
Harmless schizos for all I care. They demonize the CCP and occasionally speak bullshit but they also leak a lot of human rights abuses as well. Next you'll be fifth columning about Voice of America spouting propaganda.
I have a falun gonger in front of my Albert Heijn (dutch super market) who has been collecting anti CCP signatures for years now. Ive already left my signature 2 times, felt bad for him in the cold and thought it would cheer him up (it did).
[...]
I hate the CCP as much as the next /k/ommando, but Falun Gongers are legit schizos.
they are, but the CCP hate for them is equally real
if you're a PRC and even the word is somehow associated with you, you will get a visit from Goanbu or whoever their domestic glowie arm is
>t. my boss went on a sales trip to China and jokingly said "Falun Gong" when they asked him his religion, and it nearly killed the deal. the Chinese side went deathly pale and boss thought he was going to have a heart attack
Wow, these soldiers are nicely equipped. I don't get why Russia is losing ground. Must be on purpose.
>these soldiers are nicely equipped >that stupid basic b***h $10 foam mat, without even the $2 extra water-resistant foil
That's the sentiment I've seen elsewhere but if this was true in this instance, too, then it should be comparatively easy to prove so by identifying the alleged mobiks and out them as FSB members.
ignore the fact that this is Daily Wail
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7407593/Putins-secret-agent-Cornetto-exposed-lady-served-event-two-years-apart.html
https://i.imgur.com/JH6hFf1.jpg
he like 169cm tall and copes hard because many are just so much taller than him so he wears moronic high lifts.
And he wears strange clothes to "hide" the bulletproof vest.
so they need to work wired photo angles a lot etc.
Here is getting mogged by President of Serbia Vučić after a Semen delivery deal
>he like 169cm tall
lmao that's almost Asian women tier
I think it's a combination of this plus trying very hard not to look like he's wearing heels. With heels you want your shoulders back and in, but this gives you a girly gait, which won't do if you're projecting an image of being hypermasc. That stance looks a lot like someone wearing heels and trying to lean forward. It's hard to tell but locked knees is kind of what you'd instinctively do. >t. wears a lot of heels
he like 169cm tall and copes hard because many are just so much taller than him so he wears moronic high lifts.
And he wears strange clothes to "hide" the bulletproof vest.
so they need to work wired photo angles a lot etc.
Here is getting mogged by President of Serbia Vučić after a Semen delivery deal
This has to be 100% staged. No way some random conscriptniks with live ammunition get anywhere near him. Maybe the guy he shook hands with and even then after every bullet and sharp object was removed from him.
see the thing is, the west makes up shit like this 24/7, ghost of kyiv, snake island, etc and expects me to believe it is russia holding up a house of cards in this war when I can just look at "russian telegram propaganda channels" and see daily new prisoners taken, vehicles destroyed. and for balance the west prints stories like this? sick of it, uk is collapsing this winter anyway so ukraine will be getting frick all help from us.
>I can just look at "russian telegram propaganda channels" and see daily new prisoners taken, vehicles destroyed.
Say, since you seem to be an expert on the truth, how come all these "new prisoners taken" and "vehicles destroyed" doesn't translate to ... y'know, actual gains on the battlefield? Why is the map practically static except for whenever R*ssia's lines collapse and Ukrops take yet another chunk of territory back?
There is no panic, most of the people in Balakliya were mobilized. Now the reserves are coming to Balakliya. Barrel and rocket artillery is working. Aviation is actively working. There is no talk of a deep breakthrough
See how a Russian saboteur in Germany claiming to freeze to death in Munich, while there are 18°C outside.
https://www.n-tv.de/politik/Russische-Hetzerin-friert-in-Muenchen-bei-18-Grad-Aussentemperatur-article23664548.html
Putin never meet people he's too afraid, all instances "meet up with common folk" over the years are staged with the same fsb actors. I doubt glowies will shoot each other, so its probably fake.
t. russian
That's the sentiment I've seen elsewhere but if this was true in this instance, too, then it should be comparatively easy to prove so by identifying the alleged mobiks and out them as FSB members.
There was a case when putin was literally in front of green screen and they shopped other people in. Some stupid mirror reflection on a teapot gave it all away. I am sure others can supply the video.
They seem shit at the whole shooping thing in general. The luxury watch thing with their crappy mafia pope comes to mind. By the way, did he croak yet? Last I heard he had caught the Coof.
>They seem shit at the whole shooping thing in general.
You have to remember that in Russiastan speech is just another form of power play and lies are part of that. They're lazy with their police state, part of their shtick is to say obvious unbelievable lies and then get everyone to go along with them ANYWAY, like that's a demonstration of power, "we're not even trying to really convince you, we can tell you the sky is green amd grass purple and you will smile and nod along and not dare contradict us". It also feeds the cynicism/nihilism approach and feel in their serfs they like to cultivate.
But that leaves them out of the habit of actually doing stuff that'll convince people with access to free media and who aren't under their thumb. So doesn't work so well abroad and often just looks ludicrous. Which itself was fine so long as they stayed in their own borders because West is against rocking boats by default normally. Now though the weakness really shows alongside all their other weaknesses. It's what happens when leadership gets too disconnected from reality, then does something where reality can't be papered over with words.
>part of their shtick is to say obvious unbelievable lies and then get everyone to go along with them ANYWAY, like that's a demonstration of power >It also feeds the cynicism/nihilism approach and feel in their serfs they like to cultivate
this, but also the fact that in such a society, nobody from peasant to Putin is interested in the truth, it is too painful to bear, so everyone participates to various degrees of willingness in the charade. there's only so often you can keep in mind that for you, the average Russ, you will forever be a hamster running in place in the wheel of a 21st century medieval kingdom where no law matters but the will of the man above you, be he the President or your boss at work or the dealer who sold you your shitbag Lada that needs repairs every six months; and you will live and die in this shithole all 75 years of your life with only vodka, AIDS and krokodil to provide temporary respite from the truth
in such a situation, a large proportion of society WANTS to believe; hence the quality of Russian media lying need only be sufficient to present an alternative interpretation, the consumers will eat it up gratefully. "at last," they think, "an alternative view of my life, it's NOT actually shit".
Russian efficiency.
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>all 75 years of your life
male life expectancy is below 70 *~~*~~)
After thinking about this for a minute it COULD actually be true.
>Putin goes to do a completely 100% staged photo-op in a military shooting range >An unarmed conscript happens to be nearby collecting previously spent casings >The conscript is drunk and suddenly shows up over a mound to yell at Putin >Everyone freaks out and bullets follow
Don't think so. There was another footage with Shoygu visiting the mobiks who were training without ammo and yet gunshots could be heard in the vid. Two weeks ago iirc.
"approached putin too aggressively"
What does that even mean? He didn't have his eyes depressed locked on the ground at all times? He didn't crawl towards the tzar on his hands and knees?
Have to think that in the near future a lot of our fun in this kind of stuff will go away because it'll all be done with AI instead, and even random 3rd world shitholes will be able to order Propaganda-As-A-Service subscriptions in the cloud to create whatever fake stuff they want easily.
God, i can only imagine how that conversation goes.
"Shoigu, for the last time, we need shorter people for the photo shoots. I don't care if they're literal midgets. Go round up some short people, I'll find you some nice wood for your collection."
i doubt this. shit was staged, the "conscripts" probably weren't even conscripts.
According to some of the Twatter comments, that's how these photo ops are usually done there but who knows.
That's wrong and moronic.
All of Putin's public appearances and 'meetings with the peasantry' involve the same 100 FSB actors.
There is 0 chance, that any of the uniformed people you see are actual soldiers. They are just paid actors.
This has been going on for as long as I can remember.
It's absolutely what happens.
This.
They staged meetings with ice cream ladies, fishermen, flight attendants - all recycled FSB agents. And this was all done during peacetime now you want me to believe that they would let anyone with a slight possibility of owning a sharp object into a close proximity to Putin?
>staged
The only way this could be real is if Putin has gone completely senile...
How stupid. Falun Gong tier story. Did he also hand out rape drugs to the troops and eat skewered babies from incubators
You will never be a human, bugman.
I hate the CCP as much as the next /k/ommando, but Falun Gongers are legit schizos.
>A CCP shill brings up Falun Gong for no reason
>Its the Falun Gong practitioners that are shizzos
.02 grams of rice have been deposited into your account
Harmless schizos for all I care. They demonize the CCP and occasionally speak bullshit but they also leak a lot of human rights abuses as well. Next you'll be fifth columning about Voice of America spouting propaganda.
I have a falun gonger in front of my Albert Heijn (dutch super market) who has been collecting anti CCP signatures for years now. Ive already left my signature 2 times, felt bad for him in the cold and thought it would cheer him up (it did).
they are, but the CCP hate for them is equally real
if you're a PRC and even the word is somehow associated with you, you will get a visit from Goanbu or whoever their domestic glowie arm is
>t. my boss went on a sales trip to China and jokingly said "Falun Gong" when they asked him his religion, and it nearly killed the deal. the Chinese side went deathly pale and boss thought he was going to have a heart attack
Oh i never doubted that they are schitzos, i just really enjoy how much they make mainland chinks seethe (as your anecdote beautifully illustrated).
This. Falun gong is scientology tier space alien cult.
Are Falun Gongers in this thread doing yoga right now?
Why would Falun Gong have to invent stories when modern industrial organ harvesting China exists Ching Chong?
Monke rapes consripts.
Cute doll, what's the source
NTA, but I’ve seen it on /toy/.
Thanks. Probably some handcrafted anime inspired doll!
checked
>these soldiers are nicely equipped
>that stupid basic b***h $10 foam mat, without even the $2 extra water-resistant foil
ignore the fact that this is Daily Wail
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7407593/Putins-secret-agent-Cornetto-exposed-lady-served-event-two-years-apart.html
>he like 169cm tall
lmao that's almost Asian women tier
Surprised no one has shooped a dick yet
I want a source too. This could be a AI picture?
Soldier on the right has a DONK in the thumbnail
Was thinking those were some weird looking asschaps too.
I doubt it.
Why does he always look so fricking awkward?
manlet shoes? If hes walking on basocally stilettos, that would explain it to some degree
I think it's a combination of this plus trying very hard not to look like he's wearing heels. With heels you want your shoulders back and in, but this gives you a girly gait, which won't do if you're projecting an image of being hypermasc. That stance looks a lot like someone wearing heels and trying to lean forward. It's hard to tell but locked knees is kind of what you'd instinctively do.
>t. wears a lot of heels
thank you /k/rossdresser
Kek, I love the sheer range of expertise in this magical place.
> stilettos
If only.
he like 169cm tall and copes hard because many are just so much taller than him so he wears moronic high lifts.
And he wears strange clothes to "hide" the bulletproof vest.
so they need to work wired photo angles a lot etc.
Here is getting mogged by President of Serbia Vučić after a Semen delivery deal
Serbian guy looks like he's still in highschool which makes it look like he's accepting his diploma from the manlet principal.
>it look like he's accepting his diploma from the manlet principal
Not far from the truth really.
Serbians are some tall frickers though, second or third tallest in Europe after Dutch I think.
He probably wears coats that are a bit too long to hide the fact that his legs would look too long from the high heels.
>169cm
that's with the heels
i shudder to think of his manletness without them
>he like 169cm tall
No, he's not THAT tall!
No, not even in his heels. He is remarkably shorter than Scholz, who is 170 cm and this includes the shoes.
In real life he is probably 160 cm.
>Judo
>Sambo
The Serb is actually off balance and Putin is maintaining a good base.
Becaude he's the glowy equivalent of an Applebee's manager who memed his way into running a whole country.
CGI. He is much smaller in reallife!
>I don't see any underage boy tummy here
>I was told there would be underage boy tummy for me
because he's 5'4"
Wow, these soldiers are nicely equipped. I don't get why Russia is losing ground. Must be on purpose.
sounds fake as hell
Video from the photo op:
https://nitter.it/wartranslated/status/1583238485300740097#m
I'm too lazy to make and post a webm version.
This has to be 100% staged. No way some random conscriptniks with live ammunition get anywhere near him. Maybe the guy he shook hands with and even then after every bullet and sharp object was removed from him.
I have some WEBMs from other Twitter.
Soigu inspecting the boots like
>WTF is this? I was promised there'd be wood for me to inspect!
What is this net for?
ghillie camo minus the leaves
oh that takes the biscuit lmao
>S NIBA PRIVET!
https://streamable.com/ew9saw
God grant, and all R*ssians will "fly"
https://streamable.com/5w14vt
Cute image
>he doesn't know
idk the context but based
there have been several instances of new recruits shooting their officers
In the thumbnail it looked like the right soldier was dummy thicc
damn, i was wondering if i was the only one that saw it like that
Coom-brained wretches.
>Colonel Im trying to assassinate Putin but I'm dummy thick and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting his bodyguards.
What's the strategic advantage of you trying too hard to be edgy?
see the thing is, the west makes up shit like this 24/7, ghost of kyiv, snake island, etc and expects me to believe it is russia holding up a house of cards in this war when I can just look at "russian telegram propaganda channels" and see daily new prisoners taken, vehicles destroyed. and for balance the west prints stories like this? sick of it, uk is collapsing this winter anyway so ukraine will be getting frick all help from us.
Ok VatBlack person
absolutely glowing
Absolutely /chug/ging R*ssian cum.
ironic coming from actual glavset
Its about 1 PM in Moscow right now, US glowies are sleeping as its not even 7am east coast.
Post butter knife
I sold butter knife 6 months ago to get krokodil money. I had not seen butter in 2 months so I no need butter knife anymore. Also I am trans btw
>the west makes up shit like this 24/7
didn't read further
Dah, tovarish from London oblast, UK is of collapsing and we will all be freeze in winter. I am too of demoralized now.
Any good channels I should check out to see what else western media is trying to hide?
>I can just look at "russian telegram propaganda channels" and see daily new prisoners taken, vehicles destroyed.
Say, since you seem to be an expert on the truth, how come all these "new prisoners taken" and "vehicles destroyed" doesn't translate to ... y'know, actual gains on the battlefield? Why is the map practically static except for whenever R*ssia's lines collapse and Ukrops take yet another chunk of territory back?
There is no panic, most of the people in Balakliya were mobilized. Now the reserves are coming to Balakliya. Barrel and rocket artillery is working. Aviation is actively working. There is no talk of a deep breakthrough
Doubt everything (except russian telegram channels)
>KWAB
>etc
KEK
snake island is real btw my seething clown
Oh yeah, the sever British winter (average about 5℃) will cause the UK to collapse. Sure sure.
British winters are so depressing they should cause a collapse
See how a Russian saboteur in Germany claiming to freeze to death in Munich, while there are 18°C outside.
https://www.n-tv.de/politik/Russische-Hetzerin-friert-in-Muenchen-bei-18-Grad-Aussentemperatur-article23664548.html
>a Russian saboteur
That word has an actual definition, morono.
Alsol, LMAO @ her getting v&'d in response to her participation in this. Filthy fricking illegal vatnik immigrants.
Go back to chug pidor
Putin never meet people he's too afraid, all instances "meet up with common folk" over the years are staged with the same fsb actors. I doubt glowies will shoot each other, so its probably fake.
t. russian
That's the sentiment I've seen elsewhere but if this was true in this instance, too, then it should be comparatively easy to prove so by identifying the alleged mobiks and out them as FSB members.
It has been proven for years and nobody cares. Russians are too apathetic to give a frick and are used to it.
I'm not talking about R*ssians' reaction to it, I'm saying if this rumor about none of the pictured mobiks being legit then this should be verifiable.
*is true
There was a case when putin was literally in front of green screen and they shopped other people in. Some stupid mirror reflection on a teapot gave it all away. I am sure others can supply the video.
They seem shit at the whole shooping thing in general. The luxury watch thing with their crappy mafia pope comes to mind. By the way, did he croak yet? Last I heard he had caught the Coof.
>They seem shit at the whole shooping thing in general.
You have to remember that in Russiastan speech is just another form of power play and lies are part of that. They're lazy with their police state, part of their shtick is to say obvious unbelievable lies and then get everyone to go along with them ANYWAY, like that's a demonstration of power, "we're not even trying to really convince you, we can tell you the sky is green amd grass purple and you will smile and nod along and not dare contradict us". It also feeds the cynicism/nihilism approach and feel in their serfs they like to cultivate.
But that leaves them out of the habit of actually doing stuff that'll convince people with access to free media and who aren't under their thumb. So doesn't work so well abroad and often just looks ludicrous. Which itself was fine so long as they stayed in their own borders because West is against rocking boats by default normally. Now though the weakness really shows alongside all their other weaknesses. It's what happens when leadership gets too disconnected from reality, then does something where reality can't be papered over with words.
>part of their shtick is to say obvious unbelievable lies and then get everyone to go along with them ANYWAY, like that's a demonstration of power
>It also feeds the cynicism/nihilism approach and feel in their serfs they like to cultivate
this, but also the fact that in such a society, nobody from peasant to Putin is interested in the truth, it is too painful to bear, so everyone participates to various degrees of willingness in the charade. there's only so often you can keep in mind that for you, the average Russ, you will forever be a hamster running in place in the wheel of a 21st century medieval kingdom where no law matters but the will of the man above you, be he the President or your boss at work or the dealer who sold you your shitbag Lada that needs repairs every six months; and you will live and die in this shithole all 75 years of your life with only vodka, AIDS and krokodil to provide temporary respite from the truth
in such a situation, a large proportion of society WANTS to believe; hence the quality of Russian media lying need only be sufficient to present an alternative interpretation, the consumers will eat it up gratefully. "at last," they think, "an alternative view of my life, it's NOT actually shit".
Russian efficiency.
>all 75 years of your life
male life expectancy is below 70 *~~*~~)
There's no way ol' long table Vlad goes anywhere near his conscripts. There's a lot of bullshit being made up.
I wonder if every soldier was issued blanks or no ammo during the visit....
>Mr Presdent, those coats are really good. They >were selling like crazy on ebay last year.
After thinking about this for a minute it COULD actually be true.
>Putin goes to do a completely 100% staged photo-op in a military shooting range
>An unarmed conscript happens to be nearby collecting previously spent casings
>The conscript is drunk and suddenly shows up over a mound to yell at Putin
>Everyone freaks out and bullets follow
am i the only one who, upon looking at the thumbnail, thinks its a big ol fake booty (yes I know there are three "cheeks")?
i thought the same
lemme cop a feel
There is no chance any of them have ammo loaded when Putin is around right?
They don't have ammo loaded when he isn't around.
Hehe.
What are the odds that those gunshot noises in the background were played over a loudspeaker?
Don't think so. There was another footage with Shoygu visiting the mobiks who were training without ammo and yet gunshots could be heard in the vid. Two weeks ago iirc.
>and then everyone clapped
"approached putin too aggressively"
What does that even mean? He didn't have his eyes depressed locked on the ground at all times? He didn't crawl towards the tzar on his hands and knees?
He failed to immediately make available his oral and anal services to the king
HATO tricked again, the actor is fine. Trust ze plan
oh no no no no zisters???
Putin went to a fishing village to spend the day with some fishers, and them went to church with them. Whats the big deal?
>Putin's girlfriend is in the striped skirt
Have to think that in the near future a lot of our fun in this kind of stuff will go away because it'll all be done with AI instead, and even random 3rd world shitholes will be able to order Propaganda-As-A-Service subscriptions in the cloud to create whatever fake stuff they want easily.
can we talk about real news like kherson counterattACK instead?
You seem a little upset 🙂
Frick off back to the thread that was wasted on that.
Damn, that thumbnail made me think the dude on the right was thiccc af with a black thong.
t. need glasses
Look at how the other vatniks tower over him, even though he is wearing high heels. Putin is a turbo-manlet of the highest caliber.
His actors are preselected as well. Meaning the people you see in this picture are already smaller than average to make him look good on the photos.
God, i can only imagine how that conversation goes.
"Shoigu, for the last time, we need shorter people for the photo shoots. I don't care if they're literal midgets. Go round up some short people, I'll find you some nice wood for your collection."
>Too aggressively
The frick does this mean?
manlets. When will they learn.
Aww look at that lil feller
I thought that guy on the right had a fat dumpper
AHH get out of my head!
Thumbnail makes the vatnik on the right look like he has cheeks