Another mobik bites the dust

What's the strategic advantage of killing your own conscripts?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i doubt this. shit was staged, the "conscripts" probably weren't even conscripts.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to some of the Twatter comments, that's how these photo ops are usually done there but who knows.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's wrong and retarded.
      All of Putin's public appearances and 'meetings with the peasantry' involve the same 100 FSB actors.
      There is 0 chance, that any of the uniformed people you see are actual soldiers. They are just paid actors.

      This has been going on for as long as I can remember.

      According to some of the Twatter comments, that's how these photo ops are usually done there but who knows.

      It's absolutely what happens.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        They staged meetings with ice cream ladies, fishermen, flight attendants - all recycled FSB agents. And this was all done during peacetime now you want me to believe that they would let anyone with a slight possibility of owning a sharp object into a close proximity to Putin?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to some of the Twatter comments, that's how these photo ops are usually done there but who knows.

      This has to be 100% staged. No way some random conscriptniks with live ammunition get anywhere near him. Maybe the guy he shook hands with and even then after every bullet and sharp object was removed from him.

      Putin never meet people he's too afraid, all instances "meet up with common folk" over the years are staged with the same fsb actors. I doubt glowies will shoot each other, so its probably fake.
      t. russian

      >staged

      The only way this could be real is if Putin has gone completely senile...

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How stupid. Falun Gong tier story. Did he also hand out rape drugs to the troops and eat skewered babies from incubators

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a human, bugman.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are Falun Gongers in this thread doing yoga right now?

        I hate the CCP as much as the next PrepHoleommando, but Falun Gongers are legit schizos.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A CCP shill brings up Falun Gong for no reason
          >Its the Falun Gong practitioners that are shizzos
          .02 grams of rice have been deposited into your account

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Harmless schizos for all I care. They demonize the CCP and occasionally speak bullshit but they also leak a lot of human rights abuses as well. Next you'll be fifth columning about Voice of America spouting propaganda.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have a falun gonger in front of my Albert Heijn (dutch super market) who has been collecting anti CCP signatures for years now. Ive already left my signature 2 times, felt bad for him in the cold and thought it would cheer him up (it did).

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            I hate the CCP as much as the next PrepHoleommando, but Falun Gongers are legit schizos.

            they are, but the CCP hate for them is equally real
            if you're a PRC and even the word is somehow associated with you, you will get a visit from Goanbu or whoever their domestic glowie arm is

            >t. my boss went on a sales trip to China and jokingly said "Falun Gong" when they asked him his religion, and it nearly killed the deal. the Chinese side went deathly pale and boss thought he was going to have a heart attack

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh i never doubted that they are schitzos, i just really enjoy how much they make mainland chinks seethe (as your anecdote beautifully illustrated).

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Falun gong is scientology tier space alien cult.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are Falun Gongers in this thread doing yoga right now?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would Falun Gong have to invent stories when modern industrial organ harvesting China exists Ching Chong?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monke rapes consripts.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute doll, what's the source

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want a source too. This could be a AI picture?

        NTA, but I’ve seen it on /toy/.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks. Probably some handcrafted anime inspired doll!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      checked

      Wow, these soldiers are nicely equipped. I don't get why Russia is losing ground. Must be on purpose.

      >these soldiers are nicely equipped
      >that stupid basic bitch $10 foam mat, without even the $2 extra water-resistant foil

      That's the sentiment I've seen elsewhere but if this was true in this instance, too, then it should be comparatively easy to prove so by identifying the alleged mobiks and out them as FSB members.

      ignore the fact that this is Daily Wail
      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7407593/Putins-secret-agent-Cornetto-exposed-lady-served-event-two-years-apart.html

      https://i.imgur.com/JH6hFf1.jpg

      he like 169cm tall and copes hard because many are just so much taller than him so he wears retarded high lifts.
      And he wears strange clothes to "hide" the bulletproof vest.
      so they need to work wired photo angles a lot etc.

      Here is getting mogged by President of Serbia Vučić after a Semen delivery deal

      >he like 169cm tall
      lmao that's almost Asian women tier

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surprised no one has shooped a dick yet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want a source too. This could be a AI picture?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soldier on the right has a DONK in the thumbnail

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was thinking those were some weird looking asschaps too.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt it.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he always look so fucking awkward?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      manlet shoes? If hes walking on basocally stilettos, that would explain it to some degree

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's a combination of this plus trying very hard not to look like he's wearing heels. With heels you want your shoulders back and in, but this gives you a girly gait, which won't do if you're projecting an image of being hypermasc. That stance looks a lot like someone wearing heels and trying to lean forward. It's hard to tell but locked knees is kind of what you'd instinctively do.
        >t. wears a lot of heels

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          thank you PrepHolerossdresser

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, I love the sheer range of expertise in this magical place.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > stilettos
        If only.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he like 169cm tall and copes hard because many are just so much taller than him so he wears retarded high lifts.
      And he wears strange clothes to "hide" the bulletproof vest.
      so they need to work wired photo angles a lot etc.

      Here is getting mogged by President of Serbia Vučić after a Semen delivery deal

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Serbian guy looks like he's still in highschool which makes it look like he's accepting his diploma from the manlet principal.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it look like he's accepting his diploma from the manlet principal
          Not far from the truth really.

          Serbians are some tall fuckers though, second or third tallest in Europe after Dutch I think.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He probably wears coats that are a bit too long to hide the fact that his legs would look too long from the high heels.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >169cm
        that's with the heels
        i shudder to think of his manletness without them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he like 169cm tall

        No, he's not THAT tall!

        No, not even in his heels. He is remarkably shorter than Scholz, who is 170 cm and this includes the shoes.

        In real life he is probably 160 cm.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Judo
        >Sambo
        The Serb is actually off balance and Putin is maintaining a good base.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Becaude he's the glowy equivalent of an Applebee's manager who memed his way into running a whole country.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      CGI. He is much smaller in reallife!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't see any underage boy tummy here
      >I was told there would be underage boy tummy for me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      because he's 5'4"

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, these soldiers are nicely equipped. I don't get why Russia is losing ground. Must be on purpose.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds fake as hell

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Video from the photo op:

    https://nitter.it/wartranslated/status/1583238485300740097#m

    I'm too lazy to make and post a webm version.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This has to be 100% staged. No way some random conscriptniks with live ammunition get anywhere near him. Maybe the guy he shook hands with and even then after every bullet and sharp object was removed from him.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have some WEBMs from other Twitter.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soigu inspecting the boots like
        >WTF is this? I was promised there'd be wood for me to inspect!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have some WEBMs from other Twitter.

      What is this net for?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ghillie camo minus the leaves

        https://i.imgur.com/IBD2uLC.jpg

        HATO tricked again, the actor is fine. Trust ze plan

        oh that takes the biscuit lmao

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >S NIBA PRIVET!

    https://streamable.com/ew9saw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God grant, and all R*ssians will "fly"

      https://streamable.com/5w14vt

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cute image

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk the context but based

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        there have been several instances of new recruits shooting their officers

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the thumbnail it looked like the right soldier was dummy thicc

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn, i was wondering if i was the only one that saw it like that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn, i was wondering if i was the only one that saw it like that

      Coom-brained wretches.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Colonel Im trying to assassinate Putin but I'm dummy thick and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting his bodyguards.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the strategic advantage of you trying too hard to be edgy?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    see the thing is, the west makes up shit like this 24/7, ghost of kyiv, snake island, etc and expects me to believe it is russia holding up a house of cards in this war when I can just look at "russian telegram propaganda channels" and see daily new prisoners taken, vehicles destroyed. and for balance the west prints stories like this? sick of it, uk is collapsing this winter anyway so ukraine will be getting fuck all help from us.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok Vatmoron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post butter knife

        https://i.imgur.com/RLBUqtX.png

        >the west makes up shit like this 24/7
        didn't read further

        absolutely glowing

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely /chug/ging R*ssian cum.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ironic coming from actual glavset

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its about 1 PM in Moscow right now, US glowies are sleeping as its not even 7am east coast.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post butter knife

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I sold butter knife 6 months ago to get krokodil money. I had not seen butter in 2 months so I no need butter knife anymore. Also I am trans btw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the west makes up shit like this 24/7
      didn't read further

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dah, tovarish from London oblast, UK is of collapsing and we will all be freeze in winter. I am too of demoralized now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any good channels I should check out to see what else western media is trying to hide?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can just look at "russian telegram propaganda channels" and see daily new prisoners taken, vehicles destroyed.
      Say, since you seem to be an expert on the truth, how come all these "new prisoners taken" and "vehicles destroyed" doesn't translate to ... y'know, actual gains on the battlefield? Why is the map practically static except for whenever R*ssia's lines collapse and Ukrops take yet another chunk of territory back?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no panic, most of the people in Balakliya were mobilized. Now the reserves are coming to Balakliya. Barrel and rocket artillery is working. Aviation is actively working. There is no talk of a deep breakthrough

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doubt everything (except russian telegram channels)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >KWAB

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >etc
      KEK
      snake island is real btw my seething clown

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah, the sever British winter (average about 5℃) will cause the UK to collapse. Sure sure.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        British winters are so depressing they should cause a collapse

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      See how a Russian saboteur in Germany claiming to freeze to death in Munich, while there are 18°C outside.
      https://www.n-tv.de/politik/Russische-Hetzerin-friert-in-Muenchen-bei-18-Grad-Aussentemperatur-article23664548.html

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a Russian saboteur
        That word has an actual definition, retardo.

        Alsol, LMAO @ her getting v&'d in response to her participation in this. Filthy fucking illegal vatnik immigrants.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to chug pidor

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Putin never meet people he's too afraid, all instances "meet up with common folk" over the years are staged with the same fsb actors. I doubt glowies will shoot each other, so its probably fake.
    t. russian

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the sentiment I've seen elsewhere but if this was true in this instance, too, then it should be comparatively easy to prove so by identifying the alleged mobiks and out them as FSB members.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has been proven for years and nobody cares. Russians are too apathetic to give a fuck and are used to it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not talking about R*ssians' reaction to it, I'm saying if this rumor about none of the pictured mobiks being legit then this should be verifiable.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            *is true

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was a case when putin was literally in front of green screen and they shopped other people in. Some stupid mirror reflection on a teapot gave it all away. I am sure others can supply the video.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They seem shit at the whole shooping thing in general. The luxury watch thing with their crappy mafia pope comes to mind. By the way, did he croak yet? Last I heard he had caught the Coof.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They seem shit at the whole shooping thing in general.
            You have to remember that in Russiastan speech is just another form of power play and lies are part of that. They're lazy with their police state, part of their shtick is to say obvious unbelievable lies and then get everyone to go along with them ANYWAY, like that's a demonstration of power, "we're not even trying to really convince you, we can tell you the sky is green amd grass purple and you will smile and nod along and not dare contradict us". It also feeds the cynicism/nihilism approach and feel in their serfs they like to cultivate.

            But that leaves them out of the habit of actually doing stuff that'll convince people with access to free media and who aren't under their thumb. So doesn't work so well abroad and often just looks ludicrous. Which itself was fine so long as they stayed in their own borders because West is against rocking boats by default normally. Now though the weakness really shows alongside all their other weaknesses. It's what happens when leadership gets too disconnected from reality, then does something where reality can't be papered over with words.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >part of their shtick is to say obvious unbelievable lies and then get everyone to go along with them ANYWAY, like that's a demonstration of power
              >It also feeds the cynicism/nihilism approach and feel in their serfs they like to cultivate
              this, but also the fact that in such a society, nobody from peasant to Putin is interested in the truth, it is too painful to bear, so everyone participates to various degrees of willingness in the charade. there's only so often you can keep in mind that for you, the average Russ, you will forever be a hamster running in place in the wheel of a 21st century medieval kingdom where no law matters but the will of the man above you, be he the President or your boss at work or the dealer who sold you your shitbag Lada that needs repairs every six months; and you will live and die in this shithole all 75 years of your life with only vodka, AIDS and krokodil to provide temporary respite from the truth

              in such a situation, a large proportion of society WANTS to believe; hence the quality of Russian media lying need only be sufficient to present an alternative interpretation, the consumers will eat it up gratefully. "at last," they think, "an alternative view of my life, it's NOT actually shit".

              Russian efficiency.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >all 75 years of your life
                male life expectancy is below 70 *~~*~~)

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way ol' long table Vlad goes anywhere near his conscripts. There's a lot of bullshit being made up.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if every soldier was issued blanks or no ammo during the visit....

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr Presdent, those coats are really good. They >were selling like crazy on ebay last year.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    After thinking about this for a minute it COULD actually be true.

    >Putin goes to do a completely 100% staged photo-op in a military shooting range
    >An unarmed conscript happens to be nearby collecting previously spent casings
    >The conscript is drunk and suddenly shows up over a mound to yell at Putin
    >Everyone freaks out and bullets follow

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    am i the only one who, upon looking at the thumbnail, thinks its a big ol fake booty (yes I know there are three "cheeks")?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i thought the same

      lemme cop a feel

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no chance any of them have ammo loaded when Putin is around right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't have ammo loaded when he isn't around.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hehe.

        What are the odds that those gunshot noises in the background were played over a loudspeaker?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't think so. There was another footage with Shoygu visiting the mobiks who were training without ammo and yet gunshots could be heard in the vid. Two weeks ago iirc.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and then everyone clapped

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "approached putin too aggressively"
    What does that even mean? He didn't have his eyes depressed locked on the ground at all times? He didn't crawl towards the tzar on his hands and knees?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He failed to immediately make available his oral and anal services to the king

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HATO tricked again, the actor is fine. Trust ze plan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh no no no no zisters???

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Putin went to a fishing village to spend the day with some fishers, and them went to church with them. Whats the big deal?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Putin's girlfriend is in the striped skirt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have to think that in the near future a lot of our fun in this kind of stuff will go away because it'll all be done with AI instead, and even random 3rd world shitholes will be able to order Propaganda-As-A-Service subscriptions in the cloud to create whatever fake stuff they want easily.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can we talk about real news like kherson counterattACK instead?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You seem a little upset 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off back to the thread that was wasted on that.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, that thumbnail made me think the dude on the right was thiccc af with a black thong.

    t. need glasses

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at how the other vatniks tower over him, even though he is wearing high heels. Putin is a turbo-manlet of the highest caliber.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      His actors are preselected as well. Meaning the people you see in this picture are already smaller than average to make him look good on the photos.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        God, i can only imagine how that conversation goes.

        "Shoigu, for the last time, we need shorter people for the photo shoots. I don't care if they're literal midgets. Go round up some short people, I'll find you some nice wood for your collection."

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Too aggressively
    The fuck does this mean?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    manlets. When will they learn.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aww look at that lil feller

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that guy on the right had a fat dumpper

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AHH get out of my head!

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thumbnail makes the vatnik on the right look like he has cheeks

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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