Alright, which one of you has this sword?

Alright, which one of you has this sword?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry my nephew inherited it from my grandpa and he kinda hacked it up and painted it to make it look like a ninja dagger.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My grandpa gave me his bring back sword. Had it appraised awhile ago. It was made in the late 19th century, can't remember the smith off the top of my head. Poor sword is in horrible condition because my grandpa stored it in a damp basement wrapped in carpet. Appraiser offered me 6k for it but I declined. Grandpa killed a nip for it so it would be a damn shame to just give it away for some cash.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would've sold it, your grandpa didn't seem to give much of a fuck about it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Please see what you can do to get it restored and see if it can't go to a local museum. If you include your grandpa's name on the plaque his legend my live on for while longer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dumbest thing anyone could do
        That 6k will come in handy when his kid needs braces or he needs a dental implant or gets paid off and needs to keep his house

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is this Disney movie fag shit. Your grandpa would probably want you to have the money considering he didn’t seem to care about the sword. I mean he had like 80 years to store it properly if he did

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Keep it.
      Don't matter what they offer you, as long as your life doesn't depend on it.
      You can only sell it once, and you'll likely regret it.
      I lost such a family heirloom by giving it to a "friend" who claimed he'd give it to a restorer, never to be seen again.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't you take it back with force? I'd break bones.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Honjō Masamune is worth millions of dollars. Not many people would have the luxury of keeping it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I have it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          its probably sitting in some bilionaires house, and they know exactly what it is and what its worth
          there is a big trade in illegal art, artifacts, and fossils, rich people know its illegal and that just adds to value
          they can show it off to their friends and say "oh heres the famous missing van gogh, over here is a skull of dinosaur undescribed by science, and here is my piece de resistance, the honji masamune, the sword passed down from shogun to shogun, i sometimes open bottles with it"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      6k can go pretty quick.
      But knowing you're permanently denying the family of an enemy closure will last forever.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bitch stfu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Poor sword is in horrible condition because my grandpa stored it in a damp basement wrapped in carpet.
      was gramps doing a biden or simply naturally retarded?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He probably didn't give a shit since all the swords looked alike.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do the patterns on the sword look like this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        found the photo on my computer of the comparison

        >Poor sword is in horrible condition because my grandpa stored it in a damp basement wrapped in carpet.
        was gramps doing a biden or simply naturally retarded?

        He probably didn't give a shit since all the swords looked alike.

        He threw away most of his military stuff after the war,and never talked about it until he was on his deathbed. I'm surprised he even kept the sword.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Please see what you can do to get it restored and see if it can't go to a local museum. If you include your grandpa's name on the plaque his legend my live on for while longer

      Do not donate weapons of any kind to museums. Ever. Museums hoard property like dragons hoard gold. Only about 1-3% of a museum's inventory is ever displayed. They keep most of it locked away in dark back rooms, which means folks out in the real world never get to see or use any of it. Same goes for artwork and ancient artifacts. Fuck museums

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do they do that?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kleptomania

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Why do israelites hoard wealth?

          99% of shit in Museums is stolen property.

          Fuck Museums and Art Galleries. Literally had a friend who ad art stolen by the israelite curator/ director of an art gallery.

          The approached him to ``loan`` some roman artifacts and some folk art...then they asked if it could be ``transferred on loan`` Everything then went missing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your friend was 100% in on it. Everything has trackers now.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Assets on the books. Makes it easier to get loans, and the larger your collection the easier to get big donations.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not only that, but they can sell your shit and you might not even find out about it for years. That has happened to some fossil collector buddies of mine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i dont know what its like where youre form but museums in the uk often rotate exhibits so some of the items in storage are put on display
        and in the uk you can contact the musuem and request to see an item and most museums have an archive viewing room where the item will be brought and you can examine the item under supervision
        for some museums though you need a reason, you cant just say "yo show me the biggest diamond you have" but something like "i am writting a book about loamshire in the early middle ages, i understand you have a few artifacts from that time and location, can i see them please" or "i am an aritist and i would like to see this artifact for reference"

        although unfortunatly items do get mislaid, and sometimes stolen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my buddy has a ceremonial sword that his great uncle got in Okinawa

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bimore family heirloom. We turned it into a fire poker.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shhhh don't tell anybody.

    I do 😉

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I've got it. I train with it daily. When I'm ready, I'm flying to Japan and going straight to the Imperial Palace to duel Naruhito and exert my right to the throne.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    heard numerous stories about this on a Japanese sword arts mailing list a few years back. 17th century sword bring-backs that some redneck used as a machete for brush clearing, sharpened with files and sandpaper, or antique katanas cut up into pieces to be ground down into hunting or fishing knives. Even more destructive than this were the thousands of swords the US dumped into Tokyo harbor. The vast majority of bring-backs were mass-manufactured guntos (crappy machine-made swords) dating from the 1920s to 1940s, mostly made from railroad tracks ripped up in China and sent back to Japan as raw materials. But mixed in with those were a few genuine historical-value antiques made by master smiths and taken home as souviners by GIs who had no idea what they had.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >17th century sword bring-backs that some redneck used as a machete for brush clearing, sharpened with files and sandpaper, or antique katanas cut up into pieces to be ground down into hunting or fishing knives.
      I want to be angry about this but at the same time it’s pretty fucking funny

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh fugg I think there actually was a guy here who knew who had it: unironically a israelite. I lost the greentext on a corrupted hard drive

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >general Walter Krueger (right) presents President Harry S. Truman (left) with a 650 year old Japanese sword
    >the general received the sword from a Japanese family while with the 10th Army occupation forces in Japan.
    >from: the scrapbooks of Matthew Connelly, Volume 2.
    >march 4, 1946

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hey it's that guy that's very good at killing Frenchmen in Pennsylvania, normally with M2 combat cars and some schizo's in horses

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there is no way those noses havent been edited, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        make a really unnatural toothy smile in the mirror and look at your nose

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most of them got dumped in the ocean sadly, Americans have no history so they never treat historical items with respect.
    Went house to house stealing family heirlooms

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >start a war
      >treat your enemies with overwhelming cruelty
      >cry when your beloved chink beheader is thrown in the sea
      Lol, lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans have no history
      Sure we do: Destroying those of lesser nations.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Japanese deserved everything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't have cut the heads off POWs then.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did the Japs lose the war if they had the sword that guarantees they get to go first when the battle starts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Failed to win on the first turn.
      Got speed blitzed afterwards.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah in hindsight I set up a perfect Pearl Harbor joke there and just didn't see it

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i have it
    shouldnt have bombed pearl harbor if they want their precious sword
    i'd give it back for a couple of big tit jap broads

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and americans left a lot of their stuff in Germany after WW2

    my great grandparents were blacksmiths in rural Germany
    also rented out a few rooms as bed and breakfast
    they had a barn full of american weapons after WW2
    soldiers would stay for a few nights and leave most of their stuff upon returning home
    officials never cared, so they all got stored in their "bunker"

    it's still there today
    my aunt and uncle live with their family in this house
    the "bunker" is mostly used for garden equipment
    but one room is completely filled with american WW2 (probably defunct) weapons, uniforms and other stuff

    inb4 why "bunker"
    i don't think it would be safe against any kind of explosion
    my great grandfather build it himself
    and it was mainly used to hide livestock (for own consumption) from NSDAP officials

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should take care of your illegal gun stash better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You should take care of your illegal gun stash better
        and do what with it?
        maybe donate it to a museum

        most of the guns are crappy Colts / M1 / M1903 anyway
        with rust everywhere and not serviced for 75+ years

        like 2/3 of the room is filled with clothes / backpacks and other misc stuff, so not even guns
        and i'm not touching those, nasty

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >yeah but what's in it for ME?
          Based and being brown pilled

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Very few were actually historically relevant but you did have the occasional officer who was larping with a 400 year old family blade.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, to the winners go to the spoils. Shouldn't have fucked with Pearl Habor, bitch!

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Typical example of national treasures in Japan:
    >This Shrine is home to Futsu-no-Mitama, the legendary sword used by Emperor Jimmu to found the Japanese nation
    >May we see it?
    >No
    >Do you have any photos of it?
    >Also no

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous.

        Still not quite as dumb as mormonism.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mormonism is just the beta test for Scientology.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mormon chads rise while prostates and cathocucks dwindle in real number (aka white people). Amish chads are similar.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know what you think is going on with the Amish but they certainly aren't becoming a global religion anytime soon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care. Their mythology is too retarded for anyone with an IQ above room temperature to take seriously.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"I'm buried here, trust me bro. I'm confirming it."
        - Jiisazu Kuraisto

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Venom Christ

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Similar rumor of US navy officers offering Napoleon political asylum in the USA, and his brother (whom previously successfully impersonated him on campaign), picrel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Seems very unlikely the US would offer asylum to Napoleon unless bribed. We didn't care about what was going on in Europe very much at that time.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Technically they would be allied because of the war of 1812. Napoleon also sold louisiana to the US and was an enemy of the british. All those reasons seem good enough for me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            An interesting thing about the US Navy and Napoleon was that secretary of the navy from 1905 to 1906 was the grand-nephew of Napoleon.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Joseph_Bonaparte

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Similar rumor of US navy officers offering Napoleon political asylum in the USA, and his brother (whom previously successfully impersonated him on campaign), picrel
          Which is funny because Napoleon's body is in a huge tomb in the middle of Paris.
          You can go see his huge casquet, a the Hotel des Invalides.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        WE WUZU CHRIST-SAMA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >May the Emperor see it?
      >No.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >muttoids looting national treasures
    its what happens when you mix anglos with joggers

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Somewhere out there there's a boomer who don't know what he got.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My grandpa brought two back, a regular one and a long. Dad gave the short one to a friend and ended up breaking the longer one when trying to cut some shit with it.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a 14 of the imortant artifact swords were taken from a japanese police station by a us soldier who told them that they should handed over
    he gave his name as Sgt. Coldy Bimore (or something that sounded similar) of the Foreign Liquidations Commission
    when people tried to trace the sword they asked the Foreign Liquidations Commission, and they said they never had a coldy bimore or any one with a name remotely similar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      forgive my terrible post i meant to say

      that sword and 13 other important artifact swords were taken from a japanese police station by a us soldier who asked that be handed over to him
      he gave his name as Sgt. Coldy Bimore (or something that sounded similar) of the Foreign Liquidations Commission
      when people tried to trace the swords they asked the Foreign Liquidations Commission, and they said they never had a coldy bimore or any one with a name remotely similar

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So some random GI decided to pick up some loot off the books and ended up jacking 14 centuries old historic artifacts and now no one knows where the fuck they are?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, pretty much

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was on the books. He was ordered to pick the loot up per the U.S. occupation army's weapons confiscation policy. What became of it from there...nobody knows.

          photo: Coldy back at headquarters, perhaps.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sold for scrap.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        did some more reading, the 14 artifact swords belonged to the tokugawa family

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dude, that's a sega baseball name

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        did some more reading, the 14 artifact swords belonged to the tokugawa family

        I wouldnt be supprised if they were targeted, some guy heard that the tokugawa families sword collection were at this police station, so he went to go and get them or was sent by someone else.
        I saw one of the theories is that US officers targeted the swords as they would make excelent trophies.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "but the germans looted europe"

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have it. It's in my bedroom next to Mussolinis spaghetti strainer and Goerings crack pipe

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably got sold for $20 at a gun show.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i think i looted it in final fantasy once

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >family friends got grandpa katana from the war
    >kids of the Japanese guy come knocking one day asking if they'd have the sword
    >offer money
    >family friends say no they haven't seen it
    >sell it for higher elsewhere
    kek

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think that's real. Most swords were made of iron, which rusts over time. Those blades are spotless. Probably made from stainless steel in the 80s. I'd give you $200 for them at most.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Reddit screencap
    >Alright, which one of you X """format"""

    GO BACK.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Leddit
    Anyhow
    Had a great uncle who got off a officer he plugged in the Philippines with 6th ranger bat. Was appraised around 10-12k.
    It's in a custom shadow box in my cousin living room now. Looks really nice

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    90% of these swords got dumped in the ocean

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They think it might be in the American South somewhere. Somebody did a bunch of research and thinks that they were able to determine the true identity of the soldier to whom it was passed. The researcher tracked down his family a few years back and enquired, but the family wouldn't cooperate. Either they had no knowledge of it or were maybe hiding something...
    I've encountered several WWII katanas (nothing too valuable) in the hands of the descendants of the guys who brought them back. People have no clue what they have. That sword is probably in a cardboard box under the guest bed in grandma's basement somewhere and nobody knows what it is. It'll probably sell for $300 at a small-town estate sale someday.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, if I had it I would donate it to a museum, I appreciate and own a nihonto, and I understand that it is too precious to have its beauty squandered by private collecting
    >I really hope it isn’t rusting away in some attic 🙁

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some kid found it in the attic and ruined it playing in the woods and chopping up trees and shit. Then buried it to keep it hidden, it is now rusting in the ground.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ruined it playing in the woods and chopping up trees and shit.

      It was made to chop tatami, lamellar, chainmail and bone not to mention being hit by other swords.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Alright you cunt, no sword is made to cut mail, and it’s not ideal for Japanese swords to contact other blades as once they deform they stay deformed unless maintenance is done, they are made of extremely hard steel, but once it deforms, it’s deformed, a European spring steel sword won’t permanently deform like a Japanese one will.
        >TL;DR Japanese swords can be damaged and chipped by use against hard targets, and no sword is meant to be used against armor, that’s what a fucking club is for

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No sword can actually withstand continued use for very long.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aussies got loads. My grandfather came home with two and said they just had piles of them after the war.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hey, I got that one.

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