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Alright /k/, you're driving through the Texas desert when your vehicle breaks down at this isolated lodge cared for by a goat man. He serves a pagan God that has several wives. You will have to battle them all to escape the compound, what's your load out and strategy?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Manos LOVS women. She will grow up to BEE a women.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no way out of here. It will be dark soon. There is no way out of here.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be dark soon

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you are now hearing his theme

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      F

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Distract the goat man by repeatedly making him carry my luggage to and from my car, knowing full well that he's a cripple due to his massive knees.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >star of film is also director/producer
    >script includes an attractive woman licking him while he's unconcious
    How'd he get away with it?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he serves a pagan god that has several wives
    Are they humans, goddesses, or something else? The wives. The wives of the pagan god. That's how that sentence reads: the guy isn't necessarily a polygamist; the pagan god whom he serves is, and that pagan god has several wives.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. I thought this was gonna be some weird cuckold thread like 'would u give him your wife for some diesel and a goose pate'

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I take care of the place while the Master is away.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what's your load out and strategy?
    M1150 Assault Breacher Vehicle
    Leave with extreme prejudice

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was his dad:
    https://www.af.mil/About-Us/Biographies/Display/Article/105847/brigadier-general-john-m-reynolds/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      John Reynolds's dad, I meant. The actor who played Torgo.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I start manufacturing and selling machine guns from the compound and wait. All I have is a gas mask and a fire extinguisher.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Battle them to escape
    I'm sorry, they're in there with me, Goat man is gonna get raped.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a little confused because I legitimately just stayed the night in a weird as place called the goat shed that was pagan themed on my drive through West Texas last night. Gods honest truth.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you get constantly pulled over by deputies?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no but I saw a million and ran into an illegal on the Rio grande who was freshly missing an eye and said
        His friend was dead. He was trying to get us to give him a ride and eventually border patrol got him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is Torgo still around?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My load out will be a 22 revolver, and my strategy will be to run around the backyard like a ninny.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Manos immune to bullets, or was that revolver just a .22?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the dad was just a shitty shooter.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I have to battle the goat man, the pagan God, and God's several wives?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will flash him my dick and tell him he's considered halal since gay shit ain't haram with non-humans.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT? SPEAK UP SON. YOU WANT SOME HAM?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blessed Hands: The Hands Of Fate reference.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I a'ight wit dat.
    Got me a solution.
    It be my heresy solver, right here.

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