Alright PrepHole, you're driving through the Texas desert when your vehicle breaks down at this isolated lodge cared for by a goat man. He serves a pagan God that has several wives. You will have to battle them all to escape the compound, what's your load out and strategy?
Manos LOVS women. She will grow up to BEE a women.
There is no way out of here. It will be dark soon. There is no way out of here.
It'll be dark soon
>you are now hearing his theme
F
Distract the goat man by repeatedly making him carry my luggage to and from my car, knowing full well that he's a cripple due to his massive knees.
>star of film is also director/producer
>script includes an attractive woman licking him while he's unconcious
How'd he get away with it?
>he serves a pagan god that has several wives
Are they humans, goddesses, or something else? The wives. The wives of the pagan god. That's how that sentence reads: the guy isn't necessarily a polygamist; the pagan god whom he serves is, and that pagan god has several wives.
Yeah. I thought this was gonna be some weird cuckold thread like 'would u give him your wife for some diesel and a goose pate'
I take care of the place while the Master is away.
>what's your load out and strategy?
M1150 Assault Breacher Vehicle
Leave with extreme prejudice
This was his dad:
https://www.af.mil/About-Us/Biographies/Display/Article/105847/brigadier-general-john-m-reynolds/
John Reynolds's dad, I meant. The actor who played Torgo.
I start manufacturing and selling machine guns from the compound and wait. All I have is a gas mask and a fire extinguisher.
>Battle them to escape
I'm sorry, they're in there with me, Goat man is gonna get raped.
I'm a little confused because I legitimately just stayed the night in a weird as place called the goat shed that was pagan themed on my drive through West Texas last night. Gods honest truth.
Did you get constantly pulled over by deputies?
no but I saw a million and ran into an illegal on the Rio grande who was freshly missing an eye and said
His friend was dead. He was trying to get us to give him a ride and eventually border patrol got him.
is Torgo still around?
My load out will be a 22 revolver, and my strategy will be to run around the backyard like a ninny.
Was Manos immune to bullets, or was that revolver just a .22?
I think the dad was just a shitty shooter.
So I have to battle the goat man, the pagan God, and God's several wives?
I will flash him my dick and tell him he's considered halal since gay shit ain't haram with non-humans.
WHAT? SPEAK UP SON. YOU WANT SOME HAM?
Blessed Hands: The Hands Of Fate reference.
I a'ight wit dat.
Got me a solution.
It be my heresy solver, right here.