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Alright PrepHole, you are the director of product development at a medium-sized gun company. SHOT show is coming up, and you're chasing the coveted "stupid bullshit gimmick" award usually won every year by Franklin Armory. What do you come up with to clinch the trophy and keep your job?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A volley fire .22lr home defense hallway battery

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    French made baguette special barrels for AR15s

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What ever happened to that anon who had designs for a 22LR clench firing butt plug?

    I'd offer conversion kits for it to accomidate multiple calibers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >.50 AE
      >fire one shot and the recoil sends it flying up your intestines like a pinball machine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more like
        >.50 AE - welcome to the CUM ZONE

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bullpup bolt action from Kel-Tec chambered in 5.7

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get that one british guy who made a lever action belt fed bullpup and we got ourselves a god damn product

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lever action 9mm carbine which feeds from glock mags

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not Glock mags, but look up POF USA Tombstone, recently revealead.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *revealed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a lever action striker fired pcc that takes proprietary mags

        >it's real and it costs 2 grand

        what the fuck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can already achiebe the look by buying 200$ furniture for your Marlin, so essentially at half cost. Plus you're shooting rifle caliber ammo instead of 9mm

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Speaking of Marlin, they have the 336 and 1894 on their website, but noted as currently not in production so maybe they're next.
            So many 336's are available used that they should generate buzz by doing something different, like perhaps a take-down model.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A one inch tube with a button on the end that shoots 380

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A gun that can fire a round out of the bottom of a pistol grip so you can fake surrender like that old Nerf gun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's so dumb. I'd just execute anyone with that model on sight. Thatd be like finding a sniper in ww1. The motherfucker isn't getting a trial or chance, he's done.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A FAMAS and SA80 in .22lr

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about a clone Famas?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    affordable belt fed AR15 uppers.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Integrally suppressed nagant style revolver firing cased telescoped 308

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pistol caliber bolt action with interchangeable barrel, bolt head, and magazine well, goes from .22 LR up to .50 AE in terms of cartridge dimensions.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make an ak
    >remake the front trunnion so that it takes AR barrels

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make an AR
      >remake the barrel extension so it takes roller-delayed HK bolts

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you come up with to clinch the trophy and keep your job?

    Easy as fuck - cyberpunk led lights integrated into the body of the firearm.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marlin model 60 clones upscaled to fire 357, 45 long colt, and 44 magnum. I will call it the model 60BB (big bore)

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flux Raider chassis for Lugers.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Side gate loading .22lr lever action

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    12.7x55 Lever action for the fudds

    12.7x55 Ash-12 clones for everyone else.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make a video game where all the gameplay is just dressing up tatooed, bearded mannequins with tactical gear and weapons but the in-game items are NFTs that are tradable with crypto and have "stats" like damage, rate of fire, durability, etc. Hype up equipment "drops" via sponsored advertisements with the big gun YouTubers with the dumbest audiences. Have some gimmick about donating 5% of all profits to some 2A political group. If it gains some tracktion, contract some schmuck to make custom cerakoted guns to match the "in-game" items. Advertise some exclusive forum or something for item holders.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Coming Christmas 2035: "Call of Duty: Modern Gaming"

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gyro aim pistol.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This, with one in 9mm and one in 10mm.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek this looks like something Dateline would come up with to scare wine moms

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We have a winner.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >carbon fibre wherever possible
    >single shot
    >break action
    >integrally supressed
    >10mm auto
    >available barrel as a 12" barrel pistol or 28" rifle with folding stock

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      umm thats sounds pretty kino

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Videogame gun
    Pic related is basically a LR300 made into a bullpup. You would really just need to copy that design, say you made "significant improvements to reliability" (just lie) and fabricate a few parts. Everything else can use AR parts.
    $50 Christmas bonus in gift card form: just remake the Lr300.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a lever action striker fired pcc that takes proprietary mags

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pump action .357magnum pcc

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chain fed shotgun.
    imagine a 4500 RPM gun with 12-16 pellets of buckshot fired each shot for over 1000 "fuck you"s launched at anything in the general direction you're aiming per second.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A .416 Barret kadex chassis bolt rifle with a huge flow through suppressor integrated in.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What I really want is a bullpup in 8.6 blackout with a 12-inch barrel and integrated suppressor (one stamp).

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Check it out.

      How bout....1.93" iron sights to co-witness with your unity riser raised optics. Did I forget to mention it's former Navy Seal approved?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A semi-auto 12ga shotgun that fires mini-shells feed from a magazine that runs through the magazine grip for ultimate compactness for elite tactical qcb operator engagements.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    P90 scaled up to 350 legend.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >P90 scaled up to 350 legend.
      Here's an easier one: Mini-14 in 350 Legend.
      Fudds would fight to buy these, as it would be a 'hunting' rifle with serious (close range) defense capabilities.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      P90 scaled down to 22 short

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't work, need straight walls for magazine.

        https://i.imgur.com/9xF8ZOC.jpg

        >P90 scaled up to 350 legend.
        Here's an easier one: Mini-14 in 350 Legend.
        Fudds would fight to buy these, as it would be a 'hunting' rifle with serious (close range) defense capabilities.

        I'd buy one because mini-14s are nice.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Asian Hitler

    The shotgun has many advantages, the ability to top off a tube magazine, and firing many smaller projectiles, as well as less over penetration.
    The disadvantages are stout recoil and the inability to fire a single buckshot projectile accurately.
    The machinegun has many advantages, but also has many disadvantages. The heavy weight and inability to top off.
    Thus the pump action machinegun.
    >Uses Ruger 10/22 magazines, from a tube magazine.
    >Fires 10 round bursts of 22lr,
    >Has the ability to top off the internal tube magazine with more magazines.
    >Fires many small projectiles like a shotgun without the stout recoil.
    >Fires a tighter group than a typical shotgun, and with a semi auto setting, has the agility to fire a single projectile.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Retro tactical stealth pistol

    >metal toothpick launched by immense spring pressure
    >basically ballistic knife but pistol frame.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bond arms will release a 3 barrel pepperbox, and Disco Eleysium fans will buy it

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A 45ACP pistol featuring the world first triple stack magazine

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