Alright?

Alright /k/, I'm in a bit of a pickle.
I have an older friend who has given me a watch as a gift; a beautiful quartz piece, with a very modest price tag of EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLARS.
Suffice to say I do not have the means to give him a gift or any number of gifts of equal value for his upcoming birthday, but I do know he lacks for a quality knife and a few other things a guy ought to have.
Problem: I do not know much about knives. I have carried a custom Endura 4 for years, but never researched knives much. I would like to get him one he can reasonably work with and carry in the $50-200 range so that it is not the end of the world if it is damaged or lost.
Thanks.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, I think you should just suck his dick. That is clearly what he wants.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is exactly the response I expected from this board, you know who else would hear of such a story and think gay shit? a woman.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/ieOFI5s.jpg

        [...]

        https://i.imgur.com/Ay9PGIN.jpg

        look dude he's an older dude and works a high-paying job where he's sorta isolated, I'm not sucking his dick, we just share interests.

        last time I ever come to this board with a request

        I'm in my late 20s

        >I'm in my late 20s
        Pic related

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well, this board is full of gay and woman. Not sure about proportion though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is true, it’s estimated based of LLM cattiness analysis that /k/ is up to 70% female

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's a quite big number, considering there are no girls on the internet.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              everyone on PrepHole are little girls thoughbeit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                breasts or gtfo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not gay if it's with the homies, you fricking homosexual. Why are you thinking it's gay?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP, you need to invite this person over, fix them dinner, and let them breed your bussy or at least cum in your mouth

      made me hard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think you're gay dude

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Suck his "pickle" if you know what I mean.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just get him a Buck 110 with his Initials engraved on it you prancing lala man.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP, you need to invite this person over, fix them dinner, and let them breed your bussy or at least cum in your mouth

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well, decide what kind of homosexual he is and pick a knife btw 100-220 price range that is that.
    tactigay: hogue
    """"working man"""": spyderco
    works in sales: benchmade
    overgrown teeny: microtech
    homosexual hipster: northwoods
    then put on lace panties and suck his dick before he plows you pink bussy because he clearly deserves it you c**t

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What watch?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      post watch pics.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        now that's worth a proper dick sucking there

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          look dude he's an older dude and works a high-paying job where he's sorta isolated, I'm not sucking his dick, we just share interests.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >sharing interests
            Such as schlorping wang?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              last time I ever come to this board with a request

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                AND STAY OUT
                (After you mongle his dongle)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's maddening, it's gruesome, that someone so handsome should care. I think any gift would improve with engraving, that sounds like a good idea to me.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >schlorping wang

              Schloeping schlong

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >he's sorta isolated
            it just keeps writing itself
            even more the reason to suck his wiener big boah
            ; )

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It won't suck itself and as gratitude made manifest gargling peckersnot is hard to beat and not gay if you say "no homo" first (which is basic range etiquette too).

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for that absolutely disgusting description you degenerate

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Old confirmed bachelor who doesn't get a lot of sexual release starts buying expensive gifts for young frickboy
            yeah, yeah, uh huh, tell me more

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tell us anon, do you look like you frick older men?
            Maybe you've got a good natural butt and soft skin, perhaps a hairless face?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, do you like movies about gladiators?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oooh I like that. You've got a good friend anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd suck a dick for a field watch like that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If i were you i would be obligated to frick him for three months

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >A-13A Quartz
        >ETA 251.264 movement
        >replacement cost $130
        Well at least OP gets the satisfaction of knowing the guy overpaid, which is typical of watches between $300-$3K.

        Question for OP, why did the guy settle on this particular watch? You mention it to him or something?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          forgot pic

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post watch pics.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idk why everyone else on this thread goes straight to dick sucking, OP. If you want to get him a knife that lands in the sweet spot of your budget you should give him a blowjob instead

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Suck his dick and frick ya mudda

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >quartz

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    somehow I read this post two or three times and missed the word "watch" every time. i thought it was a (sizable) piece of literal quartz.
    as for the knife, depends on what he likes. buck 110 can be had in nice steel (S30V), spyderco has good models such as the endura you mentioned. there's hogue for more modern tactical looking light weight stuff.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >op actively getting groomed
    >still in complete denial
    get some knee pads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in my late 20s

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this changes nothing, bud.
        volleyball knee pads work, construction knee pads also work.
        if you want to go fancy you can get something like crye with the build in kneepads.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imo this is easily the best pocket knife for-your-money at that price range in the year of our lord 2024

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i can vouch for kershaws, not the best but pretty durable and i like their designs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The guy who sucks my dick bought me one of these

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy him the knife to discharge the obligation then keep your distance. If he comes at you with another high priced gift tell him you can't accept it then put even more distance between the two of you. If he refuses to accept your reciprocity gift then he is refusing to see you as an equal. If he quickly gives you another extravagant gift after you re-level the playing field with your return gift then he is trying to establish dominance.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also it should be noted that a gift that sems high priced to a lower income person can be thought of as nothing to a wealthy person. Don't try to match the dollar value with your return gift, match with something serviceable but affordable for you. If more high priced gifts follow you can send things increasingly more about "the thought" than value. But again, if they're sending a barrage of gifts its about obligating you beyond what is polite.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, why does everybody think the friend wants to frick OP?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      unless the dude has frick off amounts of money to the point that an $800 dollar gift is about as notable of a pruchase as an $80 one it's pretty strange.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I guess, but maybe it was for a special occasion or something.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think Christmas counts as a special enough occasion?
          Seriously what the frick is wrong with this board now? Shit's fricking gayer than /lgbt/

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You did not specify christmas, you just said a lonely old single man bought you 800 dollars worth of israeliteelry.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I thought it was implied. My bad.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm literally a homosexual and I don't get it. Sometimes a gift is just a gift, even moreso for fricking christmas. He sounds like a good friend so why would he jeopardize that friendship with something weird.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He didn't specify Christmas, fricknut. He just said 'guy gave me a $800 watch'. That's not 'just being nice bro' tier gift. It's not covering a burger you had, or buying you a $4 t-shirt because you spilled burger sauce on it. This is $800. From fricking nowhere.

              Actually, in fact, even for Christmas it's pretty fricking suspect. I don't think I've ever spent that kind of money on a gift for my family, let alone a fricking dude who I am friends with.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He certainly specified it in the post I replied to. If OP really wants to find out the truth he just needs to call the guy out on it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I bought my best freind of 3 years a rare 1800s book collection for $60 while personally I earn 50k a year. Someone I legit see as being as close as you can get to family and people were telling me that I had to tone it down with the gift giving. Your friend bought you a watch. Ontop of that a $800 watch. This is not a normal transaction to make. Especially with the context of him being an older man OP. Watch yourself.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    giwtwm

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you should offer him your tight bussy
    thats what he wants after all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hell yeah

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1 kershaw knife

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get him a nice knife in a super steel like M390 or maybe something a little easier to sharpen

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anon asks for knoife recommendations
    >almost all replies is telling him to suck someone's dick
    I hate nu-/k/ so much it's unreal. Whatever happened between 2014 and now was a fatal mustake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not enough wieners were sucked in that timeframe, op better start making up the difference

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you obviously haven't been following the thread.
      tl:dr version:
      >anon posts about being given an $800 piece of israeliteelry by an older single man
      >anon posts about how they're not blood relations and how anon is a nubile 20's twink with a bubble butt and smooth face
      >anon is advised he's being groomed for sucking and fricking and denies it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        OP is in both denial and bargain stages somehow.

        Denial:It's just a gift!
        Anger:How he could think of that?
        Bargain:Maybe if I buy a gift of somewhat equal value, we'll be even and I don't have to suck his wiener.
        Depression(when he realises he doesn't have this much money): Can't I return? Or do I have to suck his dick?
        Acceptance: Gramps wiener might actually be fine.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hot

          https://i.imgur.com/H8uzHEa.png

          Alright /k/, I'm in a bit of a pickle.
          I have an older friend who has given me a watch as a gift; a beautiful quartz piece, with a very modest price tag of EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLARS.
          Suffice to say I do not have the means to give him a gift or any number of gifts of equal value for his upcoming birthday, but I do know he lacks for a quality knife and a few other things a guy ought to have.
          Problem: I do not know much about knives. I have carried a custom Endura 4 for years, but never researched knives much. I would like to get him one he can reasonably work with and carry in the $50-200 range so that it is not the end of the world if it is damaged or lost.
          Thanks.

          OP you ungrateful twat you have no idea how jelly I am with your situation. If i were in your shoes I won't hesitate to give the man his well deserved blowjob (and then some)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're just a guy who loves giving blowjobs. Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's called humor. much like that time you sucked dick on a dare.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well it's not like OP's given us a huge amount to go off of. What does he like? What are his tastes? Anything that could help pick out a knife.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        we know his taste in men at least

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If that's the case.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is OP resisting so hard, doesn't he know he will get even more nice things once he starts servicing this man's wiener?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP, in all seriousness, there are about a gazillion nice knives in that range. And the type of knife you get depends on what sorts of things he might do with it.

    Personally I carry a Victorinox "Swiss Army" type knife that has, I dunno, maybe a dozen blades? Plus a pin, a pen, tweezers, and a israeliteeler's screwdriver. The particular model is apparently called the "Cyber Tool" but I have no idea why, maybe they figure people will use it to open up computer cases.

    One "blade" is a socket for screwdriver bits, and there's a polymer bit-holder that holds three double-ended bits, so eight possible choices (including the one that you leave in the socket).

    I thought I'd lost it and got a replacement, then found it again. I don't remember how much it cost, maybe a hundred bucks or so back then. The current list price on the Victorinox site is $140.

    Or maybe he's the sort who just wants a single blade for stabbing muggers in the neck.

    Or maybe he needs one with the sorts of hooks and stuff that a hunter would need for gutting rabbits in the field.

    Or maybe you want to get him one of those weird looking Klingon battle knives if he's a Trekkie.

    I mean, there are a lot of options, and we don't know your friend's hobbies and daily routines.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could get OP to suck my dick with an 8 dollar gift

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bump

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