Afghanistan holds military parade

Hey, that stuff looks familiar...

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit they're parading the tank on a flatbed truck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they don't want to wreck the road?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >russian tank

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/XmZQVYs.png

      you're not from any of those countries, chud

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of countries do this because they don't want to have to repave a road that gets used every day. Azerbaijan did this after they BTFO'd Armenia.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Civilized countries have road wheels for their tanks.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Civilized countries have road wheels for their tanks.
          ???

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >armatard makes dumb thread
    >thread gets deleted
    >armatard remakes the same dumb thread
    Rinse and repeat.
    desuarchive.org/k/thread/54973518/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You want me to keep up with some autist AND read the fucking ARCHIVE before making a thread? Fuck off retard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The amount of armatards threads getting deleted and then shortly remade by self proclaimed randos is a bit unreal.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I spent 5 months chilling on the deserts and bought a house when I got home. Afghanistan was great for me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for admitting you fedmoron shills delete everything that isn't pro-biden propaganda.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >makes off-topic thread because you feel like shitting on America on the American board
        >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE ALL GLOWmoronS FOR NUKING MY OFFTOPIC TROLL THREAD REEEEEEEE
        Where do you think you are? On your containment board?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody cares, fed. You spam this board with statist propaganda that violates boards rules 24/7, and yet you absolutely lose your shit over one thread that goes against your propaganda narrative. Now come send F-15s to bomb me for wrongthink.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            not shilling for china is statist propaganda?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >if you think afghanistan was a fuckup, then you're a chink
              >if you think the president shouldn't threaten to bomb gun owners, then you're a chink
              lmfao, the absolute state of fed shills

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Who's saying that though? If you actually put effort in your thread and said that the GWOT was a fuckup then your thread wouldn't be nuked
                But you tourists do shit like
                >LMAO AMERIMUTTS BTFO BY BASED TALICHADS LMAO KEEP SEETHING MUTTS YOUR WHITE DAUGHTER IS FUCKING BLACK GUYS

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody posted that. Get your head checked.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they do

                >Pakistan has it's semi-decadal coup
                >fundamentalist Talibs take control of the nukes
                >nukes India / Israel / China, consequences be dammed, they are Allah's will
                >global famine

                Talibs take control of the nukes
                India / Israel / China
                Based Taliban

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NO I AM ARMATARD

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >NO I AM A REDDITOR THAT BROWSES >>>/hm/
        Weird flex, but okay.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    extreme kino

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >zoggies saw their friends get blown up for 20 years for this
    lol, lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My BN killed thousands and thousands of subhuman boy fuckers and took 6 casualties in 18 years, and I wish we could do it again. Shit was fun, for real.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://taskandpurpose.com/military-life/veteran-suicide-deaths-post-9-11/
        I'm afraid the losses were quite a bit higher than that. Have you stayed in touch with your buddies?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah they're all fine

          https://i.imgur.com/oFnBR1h.jpg

          >North Korea
          >food secure

          The food is secure for the party members

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >what onions does to a mfer

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Redditors 1 year ago:
    >There's no way they'll be able to maintain all that equipme-ACK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even african failed states can get stuff moving for parades

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its just sad with the T-64

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all those toyotas

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are those ford rangers good? I kinda want one but they use the same engine as the new broncos and the broncos have engine issues.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They're diesels. Not the same.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ford rangers are always good. They just work.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Modern ones blow, older ones are good, suspension is weird and requires special service on pre-2000's rangers and f-150s.
          literally only ford and their hot Japanese catamite mazda used it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The new ones are assembled outside the US (I think Brazil but I could be wrong) so I would expect fit and finish issues. They're also kind of big for a "small" truck, they're only like 18" shorter bumper to bumper than an F150. It's wack.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is this guys hair dyed pink isn't that a bit ostentatious by allah it provokes unclean thoughts in other men

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t that dude one of the leaders of the Haqqani network?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        EXCUSE ME, but after THEY/THEM died HER beard PINK, SHE isn’t a DUDE! Check your privilege.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Perhaps he’s gotten in contact with chemicals from galvanization processes a bit too often.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      muslims are allowed to dye their beards

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, seriously?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A lot can be allowed under certain circumstances. Like when hiding in your taliban cave away from your wife you have permissions to rub one out.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, old Ayraps traditionally dyed their white hair so their e-boi brides could be attracted by bright colors promising feats of fiery virility, just like in ecchi, except in the middle of a desert, with vultures adding to the romantic mood. Allah azzawajal approves this as beneficial for the maintaining healthy birthrates and harmonious marital lives among the believers.
          https://ahadith.co.uk/chapter.php?page=8&cid=191&rows=10

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if i remember right, on the pilgrimage to Mecca they dye their beards so some old dudes have several colors in there.

      i have this memory of some tarnished looking afghan on a roadside wearing jean capris, tshirt and sandals with an ak under his chest rig, one arm dangling, the other holding a cig.

      cyan, orange and black beard, long as fuck.
      i wonder what 12 years did to him since.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mohammed had a red beard IIRC

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is cosplaying muhammad considered depicting him?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No. You’re supposed to cosplay as him every day and name your male children after him. He is described as basically a paragon for you to follow - which is why islam is a disgusting mess

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you dye your beard red in islam to show you're a tribe leader or somethign

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Guy saluting leader via Toyota pickup
    Holy shit you can't make this shit up lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >This fag would want a shitty military commission vehicle over a toyota pick up technical
      Where have you been for the past 30 years, Toyotas are reliable af.
      >inb4 young fag

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God speed, Talichads. Enjoy hazing new recruits with the "HUMVEE keys"

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >T-62s and grad launchers
    Did we not leave them anything better than that? At least they have a couple blackhawks and some little birds flying. Uniforms look sharp though.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trade with Afghanistan, North Korea, Iran, China, Russia, and Canada.

    We’re all in this together.
    All is connected.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Israel is better off the better it treats everyone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're not from any of those countries, chud

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that is easily the saddest parade i have ever seen.
    i thought the americans left so much in afghanistan when they left but it was apparently just a fuckload of humvees lol.
    also the missile launch trucks and tanks not even driving on their own is hilarious.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ZxWJIzq.jpg

      This is the best military parade I've ever seen

      duality of PrepHole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i thought the americans left so much in afghanistan when they left but it was apparently just a fuckload of humvees lol.
      Americans took their stuff. What is left is ANA gear. That was mostly light helos, MRAPs, and humvees. It is pretty impressive the towelheads kept some of the helos flying, especially the shithawks, which can be a pain in the ass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They probably just straight up haven't touched the blackhawks more than once or twice since.
        See

        https://i.imgur.com/tTVWn30.png

        Even worst, one of the GRADs had deformed wheel which means that they literary brought up stuff that wasn't moved for ages.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even worst, one of the GRADs had deformed wheel which means that they literary brought up stuff that wasn't moved for ages.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I counted 6 Hips, 4 Hinds, 4 Blackhawks, 8 Defenders, and amusingly 1 Lama, which surprised me. Highest number of airborne aircraft I've seen since the Talibs took over, honestly. Didn't know they got that many Hinds airborne; thought it was just 2 or so.

      Some aircraft seem to have a new roundel, too, but it's too fast/low quality to make out clearly. Other still have the old AAF roundel. Was really frustrating that they kept cutting before giving a clear profile shot.

      You've never seen a Transnistrian parade.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Here are the closest looks we got at the new roundels

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, with this shot it's more clear what the roundel is. Will post below.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's a variation of the Talib emblem. Lukas Muller mentioned it briefly two or three months ago.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              For contrast, here's the Hip that still has the old AAF roundel from the same parade.

              Really upset we didn't get a clear look at the sides of the Hinds; I saw a white fraction of a roundel under the wing which definitely looked different than the old AAF roundel, but we'll have to see.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is the best military parade I've ever seen

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >chinese scientists created a type of rice that can grow in salt water
    they mixed it with plastic?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    chink afraid of the talichads now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      talifags?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense since they have a long proud history of bacha bazi

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        True.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I ws expecting lots of blackhawks and MRAPs. Instead we got 3 ford pickups and an inoperable T-54

    no wonder afghanistan is an even bigger disaster now

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This bro looks like he's from 15th century venice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My sides!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      PrepHole as fuck

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When did they get MLRS and TBMs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is shit they already had or bought off of third parties. There's always some Soviet junk rotting in a shed somewhere.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly why doesn't the US just fly in 20 B-52's and completely level the parade area just as a final "fuck you"?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why would they kill their allies?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because the taliban are working for the US, you retard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Taliban are allied with the US against Pakistan and China

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks B-52s would be used in an overflight bomber role instead of air or sublaunching tomahawks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1.) Literally not worth the ordnance. Most Americans don't care about A-stan any more besides laughing when they beg for the welfare stream to be restored.
      2.) The Taliban is something of a net positive right now. What neither the Pak-rats or chinks seemed to realize is that when the US left they'd have to live next to these guys. They're already killing nationals from both countries too. Paki and Chinsect officials have been begging as of late for the US to turn the money tap on again.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Pakistan supported the Taliban.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They did. They aided and hid OBL, even put him up in a mansion. Then they realized they have to live with these retards, and that they hate the Paki government too, not just the Americans or the American government in Afghanistan. Durkas are stupid, dude, they don't think that far ahead.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bin laden wasn't taliban fucktard, all taliban are afghans living in afrghanistan or pakistan, Osama was an Arab

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The two are not mutually exclusive. I mentioned OBL because it shows a depth of stupidity to the Paki that helps explain why they helped the Taliban. They're a short-sighted, treacherous people.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They did. They aided and hid OBL, even put him up in a mansion. Then they realized they have to live with these retards, and that they hate the Paki government too, not just the Americans or the American government in Afghanistan. Durkas are stupid, dude, they don't think that far ahead.

          >Pakistan supports the Taliban to fuck with the US
          >Eats shit when Taliban is back in power and fucks with them.
          >1/3 of Pakistan is underwater.
          Karma is a bitch.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They're begging for gibsmedats from us, too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They did but they always hated eachother
          Mudslimes aren't very bright

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sort of
          they sort of tried to stay on their goodside because they had the foresight to realize that the US wouldnt be there forever but Pakistan would be
          clearly they didnt try hard enough

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Its kind of complicated, because good chunk of Pakistan is basically Ancap tribal hellhole populated by the same Pashtuns that live in Afghanistan and do whatever they want, regardless of the wishes of Islamabad glowmorons, that bribe them with gibz to provide strategic depth and irregular manpower during conflicts with pajeets. Both sides need, but also despise and distrust each other, one being made of anarchic religious kooks and the other cynical mustachioed glowmorons.
          Now this nest of islamic sovereign citizens, was outfitted with the new rocket launchers.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federally_Administered_Tribal_Areas

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And they have nukes, I feel like of all the countries wirh nukes I trust Pakistan less than North Korea

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >nuking some sandmorons in desert caves
              Do third worlders really? Also no one is using nukes because it's an invitation to get your ass reamed by the everyone on the planet.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Pakistan has it's semi-decadal coup
                >fundamentalist Talibs take control of the nukes
                >nukes India / Israel / China, consequences be dammed, they are Allah's will
                >global famine

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                India / Israel / China, consequences be dammed, they are Allah's will
                Shit, if that's what they really want then we should be helping them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >global famine
                LMAO only third worlders deal with famines. I'll have to deal with prices increasing for everything for a year or so.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Based. Why were we fighting them, again?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We stopped fighting them when we killed Osama

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pashtun tribal traditions meant they couldn't extradite Osama without committing great dishonor, and America was bloodthirsty after 9/11. There was serious thought given to nuking Tora Bora.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >global famine
                You mean from a dust cloud? No, we'd just export ban food to the turd world. They might starve, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Pakistan, India, and China get in a nuclear war
              >US finishes them off
              >World population decreases by ~2 billion
              >World improves massively

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Inshallah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      American aim is not very good, they'll likely hit a nearby orphanage.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that was bad intel not "aim".

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Guess who the intel came from.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They were aiming for the children and civilians in that case, though.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why you retards left so much equipment out there. But the Taliban is sure glad you did.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No shit. M4s are better than AK47s.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the America military cares that much about a couple of handguns

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The American military has a lot more than that. Probably not even 1% of our total small arms.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's likely that the costs of transporting that stuff back outweights the benefits

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        US may destroy it before leaving.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The US failed to scuttle a lot of equipment before Riding With Biden on out of Kabul last minute.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this shit they gave to Afghan army or did they just leave it behind?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what's the difference?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the difference being that the afghan army would use it to fight(in theory)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They buried them but left behind instructions for a fun treasure hunt

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they didn't leave anything "Behind". It was all given to the ANA.
        The fuel costs alone on a C-17 to transport back metric tons of M16A2s and M9s outweighed flying all the stuff back.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's what the US gave to ANA

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Equipment from the ANA (Afghan National Army). Most of them deserted rather than fight, or defected to the Taliban. Some did and still are fighting but they're a minority. Their equipment tends to get salvaged too, as long as it's still usable.

        The Taliban was actually furious the US stripped their own bases bare and filed an official complaint over this. They thought it was "theirs" and expected to get at least one fully-equipped airbase.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >expected to get at least one fully-equipped airbase.
          taliban trying to get an airforce going would be fun to watch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe don't hide our enemies in your border next time. Enjoy the new neighbors gay.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A mix of old Soviet gear and the stuff the ANA dropped when they clung to the wheels of departing American transport craft and got ACK'd by the tarmac. Or am I missing something?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The former Afghan army had ballistic missiles?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do Chinese get upset when their grubs die? It seems like whenever one gets badly injured the adult responsible makes sure to finish it off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They failed to kill any Chinese and only killed two unrelated (probably Pakistani) children playing nearby instead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A year ago I posted that we’d get footage of Chinese “belt and road” dump trucks getting blasted off the side of mountain roads, all because the chink foreman pocketed the bribe he was supposed to give the local tribals. “China stronk we ally Taliban we get resource now” was the typical response. I am betting we see the Uighar vets of the war in Afghanistan beheading chink drones in less than a year, assuming the Chinese don’t abandon their attempts at soft colonization all together.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those guys flying the US helos, are they ex Aghan air force US trained pilot who switched sides when the Taliban took over, or just Taliban randos that learned to fly a mini bird? I thought the Taliban got rid of any ex-AFA guys they found.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you thin that Afghanistan could defeat Russia in a conflict? Purely hypothetically, of course.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They won't fight. Russia running out of friends have to turn to them now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They beat the USSR which was more of a threat than modern Russia so yes, I actually hope Russia attacks an Islamic country

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Russia attacks an Islamic country
        Not in Putins Russia.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Afghanistan could defeat Russia in conflict?
      Who is going to tell him?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They outlasted (victory is rarely conventional in unconventional war) the USSR so of course. Russia is POOR, weak, lightly populated and unhealthy besides spectacularly corrupt and militarily incompetent.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only Ireland is worth a shit out of all the red countries, nothing of value would be lost with a global famine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Iceland

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No one lives in Iceland, it's not a real place

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How can they not farm in Ireland?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ireland does produce a lot of agricultural products (if you ever visit their countryside, it’s just endless sheep and dairy farms), but they tailor it for export markets at the expense of maintaining a stable supply of foo for domestic consumption

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you boys think South America would end up in the flames of war if a "global" famine happened? Brazil is the only one that can feed themselves.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Brazil could probably feed the rest too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Brazil could probably feed the rest too

        Didn't the EU made a food pact thing with Brazil a few weeks ago?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, everyone else needs somewhere right run and hide if you lose

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Japan is based, they're laying down 20,000 ton battlecruisers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >North Korea
      >food secure

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        North Korea has more than enough people to feed itself. The problem is that it also has to feed Kim Jong Un.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        North Korea is food secure by having that ultimate power of threatening people in exchange for bags of rice

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the threat is collapse, china pays them tribute to avoid having a crisis at their borders

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they secure all the food they have. I mean all 0.75 kg of it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Their famous famine was in the 90s~early 00s. Don't worry, thanks to Russia they and the rest of the developing world outside of Latin America will have a lot of hungry people to deal with in the next years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of those orange countries like mexico do have the capacity to feed themselves if they prioritized local consumption over exports.
      In a famine they would obviously do this unless they are coerced to share(wich wouldn't be unlikely)

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fight for 20 years and waste trillions of dollars against a fanatical people in an attempt to secure your geostrategic position
    >give up and make an alliance with them instead, war over instantly
    >they parade all your shit around

    Oh man. I wonder how many u.s soldiers have offed themselves over this lol

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what the

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Special Halal Islamist Team

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being out there watching this in that hot weather and not being able to crack a cold one? I guess ignorance is bliss?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk is there anyway for these guys to maintain the American gear or is this shit gonna last a decade at most and then it's back to Toyota pickups?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Decade at most, but I wouldn’t be surprised if 3 years later they already have to duct tape everything.

  32. 1 month ago
    Journalism LMAO

    Hopefully they use all that shit on Israel

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