advice on how to avoid conscription in a future usa civil war? what has worked historically?

advice on how to avoid conscription in a future usa civil war? what has worked historically?

suppose it happens in the next year, and I live in northern california

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Militias hate gay dudes so if you suck my dick they won't make you join.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretend you have really bad eyesight, also be super gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pretend you have really bad eyesight
      what if they think I'm lying--- won't eveyone be doing that???

      Militias hate gay dudes so if you suck my dick they won't make you join.

      >be super gay
      how gay? is this viable? I swear I will get merced at the first sign of combat, I don't want to get shot at! help

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, there will be enough volunteers to shape the future of this great nation and they'll do all the fighting while your pussy ass sits at home being afraid of everything whining about how slow and spotty the internet gets when it all goes to shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry, armies can conscript only able-body men, not basement dwelling goblins. You will be fine.

          Go to war, John, go to war. Shlomo will be behind the lines, watching over the supplies and keeping your girlfriend and mum entertained.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Could it be Tyrone instead of Shlomo? When I return as a cripple, I want some healthy children to raise.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I enlisted in the Army on 2009, after telling the recruiter I wanted to blow shit up. And that's exactly what they let me do. And id do it again.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah basically just flee the country hope that helps

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there will be no civil war within your lifetime, you can go back to sneedposting

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If there is a civil war just pray you’re on the side of the govt, because they’ll probably be too. Overextended to actually follow through and conscript you. If your territory comes under some random militia of morons they could freely spend their time gang raping and torturing you because you said no to joining the group.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cut three (3) of your fingers off in front of the recruiters. My buddy did this during the last civil war, they said "Wow this guy's pretty crazy haha" then sent him home with some bandaids.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd sell you as a concubine to local militias. You don't need your fingers to be a blowpig

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cut off one of your testicles. Having only one testicle is a medical disqualifier.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If shit actually goes down they are no going to give two fricks about you not having a testicle tbh.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      refer to

      I'd sell you as a concubine to local militias. You don't need your fingers to be a blowpig

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cut three (3) of your fingers off in front of the recruiters. My buddy did this during the last civil war, they said "Wow this guy's pretty crazy haha" then sent him home with some bandaids.

      Militias hate gay dudes so if you suck my dick they won't make you join.

      you haven't been to Ukraine have you? there are disabled trannies, women, grandmas, geezers fighting on the frontline, never underestimate what depths a failing state will go to

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then why are they winning? are Russians that weak?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They are? Alles gut on the western front?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          two more weeks

          there's anyone I would have no problem killing in this country and dumping them into mass graves, it's ziggers like you

          >all those triggered responses
          You need to start facing reality if you want to survive. You'll cope all the way to the grave, that's how it usually goes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        two more weeks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's anyone I would have no problem killing in this country and dumping them into mass graves, it's ziggers like you

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Americans are too apathetic to go through another civil war and you're stupid if you think otherwise.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, armies can conscript only able-body men, not basement dwelling goblins. You will be fine.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Renounce citizenship

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    America has always had the tradition of respecting the rights of conscientious objectors, all the way back to 1775. Anti-American leftists will probably kill you if you’re not completely obedient and ideologically pure. You should probably watch The Chekist, or any movie about the Chinese Cultural Revolution.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >America has always had the tradition of respecting the rights of conscientious objectors, all the way back to 1775
      I doubt it. I took a tour of alcatraz and at the end of the tour they had some signs for inmates and their crimes--- they sent some poor frickers to alcatraz for conscientiously objecting.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NoCal

    your area will be burned to ashes by wildfires this summer, so don't worry about it.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got disqualified from the military just because I failed the hearing test. They put you in a room where you hear beeping sounds and have to press a button when you hear them. It's like that scene in Windtalkers with Nicholas Cage. Still really butthurt to this day because I passed just fine with everything else.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not being able to hear will get you killed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s unfortunate, couldn’t they just give you a job in the military where being able to hear small sounds is irrelevant?

      Like a drone pilot or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not being able to hear will get you killed

      That’s unfortunate, couldn’t they just give you a job in the military where being able to hear small sounds is irrelevant?

      Like a drone pilot or something

      It's about paying out medical benefits after he gets out, the military gives everyone tinnitus and they don't like paying people disability for it. It's not about whether or not he can shoot things.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go to Canada or even further. If its a Civil War on a level of that movie then no one will bother with draft notices,weather you are blond,or crazy,or gay,they would just come to your doors and take you away,and you can choose to fight for them or due immediately.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude just go to Canada; they don't even have a wall.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Canada isn’t sovereign, it comes under US jurisdiction. It’s a de facto territory of the USA.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ~~*trudeau*~~ would definitely be a gay and arrest draft dodgers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jumping out a frying pan only to land face first in a white phosphorus fire
      Canada is a police state compared to america lmao

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get anxiety/depression diagnosis.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing is going to happen. Nothing ever happens.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >advice on how to avoid conscription in a future usa civil war?
    By joining the good side. I hope someone brings back the Partisan Rangers

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot the draft officer

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cut off your dick

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing really bad is to be stationed overseas and then in a frontline combat position.
    Two-thirds of the soldiers in WWII were in supply and support positions.
    Getting trained in a high tech position probably means you won't be viewed as cannon fodder,so get some tech knowledge under your belt, if only from community college night classes.
    And getting some military service on your resume is a positive 90% of the time.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what has worked historically?
    Literally just don't show up. There were thousands of draft dodgers during both the Civil War and the Vietnam War, they aren't going to waste resources trying to hunt you down when they can just use the idiots who do what they're told and head over to the recruiting station at their assigned time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the modern age that would ruin your life. Even if you evaded arrest it would pop up on any background check a bank or employer or whatever would do.
      You’d get pulled over one day for a routine traffic violation, cop runs your ID, warrant pops up…

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At that point you have no reason to be a contributing member of society anyway so who gives a shit?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay but what are you doing for work? Sucking dick behind a dumpster? Selling drugs which is probably a more dangerous lifestyle than the military would have been? How are you renting or buying a home? Where are you putting your money?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Conscript? Why the frick wouldn't you be volunteering, you homosexual?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you'd have to flee the country

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go to law school. You'll still get conscripted but they'll make you spend all your time prosecuting draft dodgers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bingo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doubt it. in 20th century europe you were often predestined to a certain weapon. Lawyers and law students were tank corps because army has enough specialized lawyers on its own

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because army has enough specialized lawyers on its own
        The way they've been aggressively recruiting JAGs out of law school the past few years indicates otherwise

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake having a israeli heritage

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well, your own death will stop anyone on any side from conscripting you

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where's the fricking web rip, it's only camrips available at the moment. already saw it in cinemas twice, i just want a good copy for my computer now.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think the MPs will find you in the endless homeless camps in LA?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LE CIVIL WAR
    not gonna happen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It will be a long slow jude induced collapse of civilised society into a brazil tier shithole

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What kind of conscript are you?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they're gonna ask you if you have a girlfriend. you reply with "no i have a boyfriend" they'll let you go home because they don't want gays in the army

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Historically the best bet was to volunteer and aim for some non-combat role or a branch that won’t be seeing combat
    Plenty of dudes got out of Vietnam by joining the national guard or flying a desk with the Air Force
    In a civil war though it’s all hands on deck and nowhere is safe so your best bet would actually be to flee the country unless you have some some skill the military could use that would put you in a guaranteed safe job

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flee to Mexico

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t wait and will be hunting down Trumptards with a permagrin smile on my face

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