Advice on dealing with biker gang

Good evening /k/. Looking for advice on dealing with The Pagans.

My girlfriend and her family live in the parsonage of a church. Last week, a guy in a Pagans jacket circled the property for two hours. They think he's looking for someone who they've seen hiding both on the property and in areas nearby. My girlfriend and her family don't want any trouble, but they know the Pagans have a thing for killing witnesses and antagonizing people who call the police. They'd also rather not have a shootout on the property What do?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill them all so that there's no witnesses on their side?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Advice on dealing with biker gang
    Dont give a shit for a while, biker gangs are lazy fricks
    t. part of one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can i score some meth?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. If it doesn't work, then this:

      Talk to the pagans leadership to deal with their stragglers.
      >a dude who knows how biker groups work

      They have one off shitheads that do their own shit and try to call on personal armies to deal with backlash. Call one of their dudes on the street and talk to them and tell them what the guy looks like.
      >most of them are fricking weekend warriors

      Attention is bad for business.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is it. stay a "civilian" and they will move on when you don't have anything interesting for them.
      If there is a mark hiding on your property rat them them out so they run away and so will the bikers

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Throw a wrench through his spokes, then when he's on the ground whip out your dick and assert dominance by making him your b***h. By ancient biker law they have to submit and leave you alone after that.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gain their respect by wearing 3 patches on the back of a leather jacket. If you really want them to be cool with you have someone embroider their MC name and logo on it to show you're cool with the fellas'

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretending to be a bikie can be a bit dicey, if they find out they will have autism attack and it will be unpleasant. A family story that I remember that involved my Dad went like this
      >be my Dad in mid 1980’s Sydney
      >Is a moronic pussy
      >my Mum comes from a Bikie family and has a lot of personal connections with a specific group called “The Minks”
      >a pretty rough group that has killed people (although had this whole autistic thing about not being subhuman’s while young women like my Mum were around because of some autistic sense of chivalry)
      >Dad decides that he is going to pretend that he is a member of the Minks since he knew some of Mum’s family members that were riders
      >when ever he got into a argument with someone over dumb shit he’d hit ‘em with “oi I’m a member of the fricking Minks, I’ll get ‘em on ya” and would generally brag about being a Mink
      >didn’t take long before members of the actual group caught wind of this
      >since he was married to my Mum they sat him down and gave him a talking to about never saying he was a Mink again
      >Or else
      Since he was a pussy he never did it again, although he did pretend to be ADF reservist in order to score food from the barracks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >“The Minks”

        Pretty hard to take a biker gang seriously called The Minks unless they are an all girl lesbian bike gang. Did you mean the The Finks ?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Did you mean the The Finks ?
          I’m fricking moronic, it was the bloody Finks. My drunken brain mixed it up with Mink

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be honest, some bike gangs have odd names. I used to think the Mob Shitters were just made up for the Horny Biker bawd letters page, but as it turns out they're real. Jesus, that letter about them all being named after the Seven Dwarves and all banging the same chick they called Snow White might be true too...
          And the Muff Divers, I though Robert G Barrett made them up for a Les Norton book but they're real too.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The mob shitters is a well known gang in India.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ... You find "The Finks" is easier to take seriously?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This whole stolen valor/ stolen valor:biker edition seems to have died out, you never hear of anyone impersonating anybody who's under 40 these days.

        Are there Zoomer bike gangs? Can they even afford a hog?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m a zoomer and 27 yes I could buy a brand new Harley rn if u wanted with no financing but I’m not moronic so I’m buying an E-bike to rip on trails contentedly silently instead of okay chicken in the road being loud as shit like a geriatric homosexual having a lost hurrah before god sends me to hell for being so cowardly and gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the kids are all right

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hogs are for gays. Anything with an excessively loud exhaust is for attention seeking homosexuals.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We like bikes that aren’t slow. Also wearing gay s&m gear with the name of your granddads social club embroidered on the back is for homosexuals

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >boikie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i remembber you from years ago

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Dad stealing ADF reservist food story? If so based rememberer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your dad sounds like a piece of shit.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leave them alone?

    They're a gang. Meaning you either wipe them out completely or negotiate. You hurt/kill just one and you're gonna have problems.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, use a wounded one as bait. Once you get a pile of shitty biker bodies, collect their IDs and go to the addresses on them and kill every friend and family member.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol, i understand what you mean but bikers are shitty larpers and disperse at slightest resistance. local bar had trouble with some biker c**ts and it took just two patrons the the owner brandishing weapons for 10+ gang members to frick off and never come back. they are lazy cowards who just want to sell drugs and larp

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they do stuff to witnesses
    Don't be a witness

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    P.A.G.A.N.s? People Against Goodness and Normalcy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Penetrate And Gape Anal Newbies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Talk to the pagans leadership to deal with their stragglers.
    >a dude who knows how biker groups work

    They have one off shitheads that do their own shit and try to call on personal armies to deal with backlash. Call one of their dudes on the street and talk to them and tell them what the guy looks like.
    >most of them are fricking weekend warriors

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you find their leader/club house? How would to conversation unfold?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How do you find their leader/club house?
        Search for the nearest local Pagans 'chapter' (clubhouse), the guy would most likely be from their. If not, someone there more than likely knows the guy, because different chapters and even different clubs mingle at biker parties.

        Join a rival biker gang so that you have backup.

        They take up a lot of your time, it's not worth it unless you enjoy at least 1 aspect of it (the bikes, riding, politics, parties, 'brotherhood',etc.)

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go get yourself a mongol vest and an indian bike

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get 3 shitbulls for free at the local animal rescue and let them rip next time he shows up

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Pagans.
    Pagans are scum. They raped and murdered a kid, and started a gunfight at a bikers' charity gathering. Call the police anonymously, if there still is such a thing.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What state are you in?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Join a rival biker gang so that you have backup.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perimeter cameras and lights around the home.
    Escort your family whenever possible.
    Be white.
    Be stoic/neutral, but give them fake respect (don’t pass them while driving, don’t call the police…).
    If you ride a motorcycle stop until they leave.
    Don’t go out past sundown until they leave.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be white
      As a sheet with the advice you're giving

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You pass biker gangs on the freeway or try to bike near them? Go back to watching Sons of Anarchy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I blow past mongols at 90mph in my SUV on the 10, you just sound like a pussy

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pagans
    Crusading time obviously OP, let those degenerate sub 60 IQ coke heads feel gods divine wraith and sharp iron.... But on a serious note just make an anonymous call to the police and get the frick out of dodge and go to some Alaskan cabin in a small red neck town for a while with your GF, the locals will probably be cool dudes and also worried about protecting their own stash of coke from the inbred gangs.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never even heard of this bicycle gang, how many are there in the US these days?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The big names like Outlaws and Hells Angels are still active, but not as big of a force as they were about 50+ years ago.
      Nowadays they just have parties at their clubhouses, sell meth, and wifeswap.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wow, haha, they seem like cuckolds.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Join them, learn their language, mate with their women and soon a peace can be brokered by offering your first daughter to the grand poobah.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just put a bunch of lawn clippings on a curve of the road he uses. If that doesn’t work wear a sons of anarchy patch/jacket to intimidate him.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chuck a gallon of diesel on a corner.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start a gun club

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They think he's looking for someone who they've seen hiding both on the property and in areas nearby.
    so how is this your problem or your girlfriend's family's problem at all? it clearly has nothing to do with them. tell your gf to chill out and mind her own business.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tolerate degenerates
      >tolerate drug dealers
      >tolerate the uncultured
      >tolerate the intimidation of a mass of low IQs, a mass of pretenders, a mass of cowards, a mass of impulsive animals
      That is what you ask. On /k/.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    call the police anonymously, move out, let the spergs wonder who did it. You dont owe shit to them

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno. Danegeld?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really, your church is being harasses by a biker gang called the 'pagans'?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >biker gang
    most likely a bunch of fat boomer morons who larp as SOA on the weekend, I wouldn’t worry about it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Pagans are One-Percenters. Not all of the members of such clubs are criminals, but many are, and the others are willing to join them if convenient.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you friends with someone with a gyrocopter?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Biker gangs are full of do nothing boomers mostly.
    The illegal shit they do still do is nothing compared to immigrant gangs

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a biker coworker who was insufferable when he talked about his MC, and driving his overly loud shitbox into work every morning. Still a good dude

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't all these guys extreme homosexual copers? Just fistfight them, bro.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If anon wins the bikers will get all pissy and shoot him. It’s low T boomers LARPing as their dads and grandads that all got pushed out of the game by the cartels. They have the mindset of a spoiled 12 year old girl but might just kill you.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Serious about this:

    Make friends with Juggalos, chill out with them then politely ask them to tell the bikers that you have no problem with them and that they have the first wrong guy.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP's new favorite drink if he is alive 2 weeks from now:

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Security …but at what cost?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Besides making friends with Juggalos the cost is zero.

        99% of them are chill af or harmless crazy people once you get know them, most of them aren't the smartest folks you will ever know but they will give the shirt off of their back (literally) if you need it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >99% of them are chill af or harmless

          Make sure that if you meet that other 1% you are polite to them, friendliness never hurts.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN5ezCTvqeQ&list=PLgXsvesMhfSl71PsUZMS1nm8jeiUl9YTS

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Pagans are terrorizing your girlfriend's family. These outlaw biker gangs are disgusting creatures and the police will not spend limited resources investigating their deaths.
    The person defending the innocent family does not want to be identified by the police or the Pagans MC.
    Probably the best thing to do would be to get a vehicle that is not registered in your name. Hood rats typically just steal a vehicle. If you do not want to steal a vehicle buy a junker car for cash from someone out of town.
    The next time a single Pagan is riding their motorcycle around terrorizing the family, do an oopsie and run them over. Depart the scene.
    Ditch the vehicle. Do not leave evidence of you having been in the vehicle.
    The police are not going to DNA swab a vehicle to investigate a Pagans "accidental" motor vehicle death.
    Malecide - the killing of evil
    Saint Bernard of Clairvaux wrote a treatise explaining that malecide is not a sin.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Members of the Pagans MC deserve death. Investigate the location of their club house using google maps. You want to get close enough to throw a Molotov wienertail onto the roof of their clubhouse.
    Bonus points if you stick around long enough to shoot a few as they run outside.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Investigate the location of their club house using google maps.
      >Police: 'Geeeee I wonder who done it?'
      >The police proceed to ask Google if there were any strange searches recently for that property/area code
      >Google devs: 'Yeah we got something that matches your description, dates and everything. Here's his IP address and all his weird fetishes too.'
      >Police: 'Welp guess we should arrest anon then.'
      Maybe don't commit vigilantism with Google software moron?
      >inb4 muh privacy laws
      Google will hand that shit over on a silver platter court order or not.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are a moron. Bumfrick police will subpoena Google to run a query on every search that includes a fricking zip code.
        You think this happens every time a fricking dirt bag is shot I suppose.
        You are a fricking moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everytime some dirtbag is killed the local police department subpoenas Google to run a query that includes the personal information of everyone that ran a query that includes the area of the dirtbags activities.
        Then bum frick police review all of the google information to determine who lives in the area of the google search , or who visited the area at the time of the shooting to match the searchers to the location of the scum bags murderer.
        Then they interview every mother fricker that google mapped the fricking town that has the club house in it.
        Now they know who googled mapped an area and who visited an area. Which is everyone who was looking for the taco place on the corner.
        Fricking moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, you need a reality check. You are too terminal and you should drop the act of thinking youre in the know

        Literally everything you effortposted is completely countered with 3 letters.

        V

        P

        N

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Long guns and friends with long guns

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is a poor reflection on any community that allows these scumbags to establish a club house.
    They deal drugs to young people, they sex traffic young women, they use extortion and threats of violence against the local population.
    I would focus my attacks on their club house. Your method of attack should consider the area immediately around the clubhouse.
    Some of these clubhouses are located in run down industrial areas. Some are in more rural areas that allow a person to shoot a rifle from 100 yards away and egress the area without being caught.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .300 win mag

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your girlfriend can start a social media campaign against them. If she wants to remain anonymous she can use sites like reddit, and travelers review websites like Yelp and google.
    Post everywhere what these people are doing. On these forums, ask why the local law enforcement and politicians allow known drug dealers and violent criminals to own a club house in your town. Call the local newspaper and ask why these known dirtbags are allowed to establish a club house to conduct their disgusting activities that are toxic to your community.
    All it would take is for the local police to park a cruiser across the street from the club house to shut them down. Most of these losers are intoxicated most of their waking hours.
    If the police chief wants to force them to close their club house and move down the road they can do so easily.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MC's have frail ego's. Make a throw away snapchat, act like a Pagan from your city and start shittalking other MC's. Bonus points if you do some research into their langauge and culture to make it seem believable. Extra bonuspoints if the MC you are talking shit about is the local dominant MC. Dudes will end up with other thinga to worry about then some civvies.

    For insight how frail these Black folk are check out some sose the ghost stuff.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start your own gang and go to war with them.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the last time there was a hint of a rowdy biker gang being in the area my campus just deployed a security team and a sniper on the roof.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go to their local club and start dancing like this. They'll become your new BFFs.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick do these guys do if they’re chasing someone faster than them, like on a Hayabusa or something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As I imagine it: (i)Don't even bother if it's some random guy they want to beat up
      (ii) Try to spot the licence plate so they can have a corrupt govt worker somewhere get an address, if it's serious and they intend to kill.
      (ii) is restricted to 1-percenter clubs that are considered organized crime, don't worry about this with every club. Fake 1-percenter patches are rare because the real guys will kill/torture you if they find out. 'Clubs' that decide to wear one out of the blue get attacked and are forcefully 'disbanded' (uou can open-up shop again but several hundred members of every 1-percenter club in your state will try to frick you up if they get a chance).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fake 1-percenter patches are rare because the real guys will kill/torture you if they find out
        I was thinking of two things at once. They won't kill you or strap you down and torture you, but they will take your biker vest and you will get beat up more often than not.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chasing someone down on a motorcycle is not as simple as it may seem to be.
      I can give an example from personal experience. My wife and I were riding home one afternoon on a rural county road with a 55 MPH speed limit. We passed a house with a big yard and in the driveway were 4 guys and their bikes.
      I flashed a V Twin hand sign, peace sign as we went by, simply my left hand up with 2 fingers extended.
      I guess they mistook my peace sign for a 1 finger salute because I noticed them seem agitated as we went by and they hurried onto their bikes.
      I was thinking " Surely these morons don't want to chase us down." Sure enough as I look in my rear view mirror they are coming onto the road in a hurry.
      My wife and I were on an old carbureted chopper that is my favorite bike but it is definitely not built for speed.
      I was running about 75 MPH down this rural country county road but they were slowly gaining on us.
      They had no way of knowing but we were approaching the turn off onto the little twisty road we need to take to my house. I made my right turn and was heading down the small twisty country road with no houses going towards my country abode.
      The thing is about chasing someone down. What do you do if you catch them ? My plan was to stop in the middle of the road before we got to my house, with enough time for me and the wife to dismount my bike and as the "bikers" rode up to us to correct us for disrespecting them I was going to shoot and kill them with the pistol I had on me before they even stopped their bikes.
      Anyway, they may have started doubting themselves because instead of turning onto the twisty side road my wife and I turned onto they stopped, looked down it and then kept going on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Biker gangs are the biggest pansy homosexuals alive. Holy Christ they suck.
      MCs have all sorts of stupid rules they expect everyone to abide by (kind of ironic from people that pride themselves on being lawbreakers) like if you are on a motorcycle and see them, you are expected to wait till they personally handwave you before you are allowed to pass.
      Failing this, they will probably chase you down with the intention of spreading their gaping butthole in search of some wiener.

      Wait until they pull off to suck their dick probably. Quite literally any crotch rocket is going to be able to outrun their bloated & bagged Harleys. They are over 3 times heavier than most other motorcycles. Shit, most modern vehicles can outrun a harley. They accelerate quick but have abysmally low top speed.

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