I think it is not a stretch to say that the average non-larping /k/ommando would probably be not that concerned being payed a visit by your run of the mill slasher man. Even supernatural shit does not seem to be out of reach with silver lined rounds or powdered silver buckshot. But with that all in mind, what would it take to make a slasher villian that could actually make a gun nut shit themselves in the night?
>Hard mode, no ATF agents or marshals with a warrant
muh dick
>Slasher killer attacks
>I unzip my pants
>a heavy meaty 9.5 inch (i don't l8ke to exaggerate heh heh) dick falls out of the zipper
>slasher is baffled and stops
>the dick is surely impressive enough to stop him in his tracks, but not dangerous
>right?
>wrong!
>the balls start fuming and the dick detatches from the base
>it immediately reached Mach 4 and penetrates slashers skull through
>he is insta kill
>dick rocket flies and returns (it's australian tech)
>reattaches to the base
>nothing personel, kid
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>vidrel
The tall man from phantasm or the worms from tremors are the only fitting ones. Alternatively Michael Meyers has been proven to be quite bullet resistant so there's that.
The puppets from puppetmaster may be the worst though as they are small and fast which would be a complete nightmare to fight.
A series of traps. It won't kill him, but it will slow him down
Not a slasher, but The Thing would make a great antagonist vs a small group while not being unbeatable, just like the original movie. Skinwalkers or any other shapeshifter would be dangerous as well, since once you know it's a threat there's a non zero chance it has infected/killed and replaced others. Most slasher villains are only really dangerous to the retarded teenage protagonists of said movies.
>Flamethrower
>Bam!
>what would it take to make a slasher villian that could actually make a gun nut shit themselves in the night
One that throws salt water on all the guns before he attacks
The sonovabitch
He makes your gun behave like in a dream
Literally zero damage when you shoot him,your bullets miss and if you punch him you do 0 dmg,gun jamming every second
A charismatic serial killer who stalks his targets for weeks, ingratiates himself into your daily life, and sabotages your access to guns and resources before he goes in for the kill.
Hell, a guy who has a hot female partner who honeypots you into letting her in would be the perfect killer of /k/ommandos.
an extremely rich skeleton with a top hat and monocle who buys all the bullets before you can get them every single time
I was thinking of ideas for a cheap horror series to make the other day and one of the ideas I thought about was a psycho with a rifle and NVGs that would take shots at you while you were out camping/hiking/hunting.
That would be the most boring movie ever
>group of teenagers camping, things seem normal
>everyone goes to bed
>everyone gets shot in their tents from 200 yards away
>the end
I'd assume that's just the opening scene, and their idea is more about the followup with people trying to find/stop them
Both true. I'm now imagining a stereotypical group of teens getting killed as the opener, and a posse of cops, locals, larpers or something has to go out with whatever NV and gear they have on-hand to go deal with the threat before he takes more innocent lives. Having to compete with the superior thermals and forest skills of some bushman gone mad, like the predator but more civilian and realistic.
Nah, you just have to be creative about it instead of just choosing the most autistically efficient route possible.
>Focus on the inherent eeriness of the woods at night with a focus on sound and limited visibility
>Work the feeling of tension as you never really know when the next shot is going to come in
>Paranoia because you have no idea if other hikers or campers are actually the killer or just randos out for a stroll
The silence and stillness of a forest at night is a great way to build suspense. The victims scrambling and trying to hide and remain still while agonizing if and when the next shot is going to come in has a lot of potential.
You could have the sniper purposefully do things in the least efficient way possible. Like he lets people run so he can keep hunting them, or purposefully avoids kill shots so they'll die slow.
Imagine if during that opening, he kills one person to start a panic. Then he kneecaps another so someone will save them. Then he proceeds to headshot every person that tries to save them. Then, once everyone else is dead. He walks down down to the camp and exected the crippled last survivor with a point blank shot to the head.
Most horror movies suck because the characters do so many retarded things (just to get some cannon fodder) that by the end youre cheering for them to die.
Whats really scary is when capable people are outsmarted, outnumbered or outgunned by an enemy. Its easier when the enemy is supernatural or other worldy
>predator
>alien and aliens
>dog soldiers
but there can be some instances where people can be scary
>the wicker man
>texas chainsaw massacre
>the strangers
>deliverance
generally, slasher movies are based around teens and teenage girls in particular because theyre retarded and easy to pick off. For a slasher that targets grown adults and be scary, the protagonist needs to be outmatched or disabled, like rear window
The Mist was basically a town suffering from an alien attack from a Black Mesa facility. Would've made a great survival horror game.
I thought The Mist was great. I watched some special black and white edition once.
I have an idea for a horror movie where it’s just a hyper intelligent bear who escaped a secret of nimh-type facility snd just fucking hates humans. It’s smart enough to understand what guns, phones, cars all do and while it’s limited by it’s natural bear physiology so it can’t personally use those things, it’s smart enough to plan attacks around them.
>come home after a long day of work
>lights are out when you walk in
>ehh roommate’s probably been playing vidya in his room all day
>be starving, check if those bbq leftovers from the weekend are still in the fridge
>gone
>goddammit I told shitface not to touch that now I’m really gon-
>suddenly you smell bbq sauce mixed with something you can’t place
>ahh jesus you really gotta take a shower man
>as you turn to berate your roommate, you instead come face to face with a 400lb black bear
>you reach for your cc pistol
>it’s head lashed out and locks down hard on your wrist
>drags you easily to the floor while it pins your good arm with one paw
>now your hand is so mangled you couldn’t use it if your life depended on it
>and it does
>as the bear releases you hand you hold it in front of your face and before you can scream, a massive paw covers your face
>muzzled and silent, you can do nothing as bear turns it’s attention to your belly and genitals
>before you pass out from the pain and fruitless attempts to scream, you notice something on the bear’s face
>bbq sauce
>mixed with blood
Ahhhhhhhh lol idk now that I describe it, maybe it works better as a werewolf story.
True but theres always a possibility. No one is invicible, while your chances of fucking up is low it doesntean you cant
A sniper, or really any man with a gun who catches you off guard. Just imagine, someone disguised as a FedEx guy knocks on your door, you answer, then he guns you down with a Ruger MK IV before you even know he's a threat.
In 2012 there was an Austrailian movie called Crawlspace. It was about a extraction team sent to a gov lab to save the scientists after some of the prisoners had escaped. Basically the prisioners had psi powers (telepathy and suggestion type of stuff). Even though it was somewhat low budget, it was done pretty well, and thought that psionics would be hell in a combat situation. You see your buddy walking towards you then get a bullet to the gut cause you buddy wasn't actually your buddy and shit like that. Anyway, I think any antagonist that could affect your mind/senses could fuck up most /k/ommandos if they were smart about it.
Dis nigga right here
What in the actual fuck is that?
I think that's the dude from Jeepers Creepers.
You can't kill Mike Myers with a gun, anon. Or even at all.
That's the whole point. He's not human.
How about 12 gauge shotgun blasts to his knee caps and elbows to turn him into a fuck nugget?
Won't work. He might stop for a second, but he'll just keep walking.
He is not human.
>phone rings
>answer it
>what’s your favorite scary movie?
>escape from new york
>that’s not a scary movie you fucking retard I’m gonna stab you
>homosexual with a buck knife wearing a halloween costume jumps out of the shadows
>draw my concealed carry pistol and mozambique drill him
>rest of the movie is me going on an unhinged rant looking directly at the camera about how escape from new york & escape from la are both horror movies about the horror of what coastal homosexuals want to do to your home
The Predator is just a slasher film