a SEAL is stalking my friend

>be my friend
>agree to buy $5000 of gear off a SEAL on Tacswap who was about to go do some training course
>collect gear
>call bank and have transaction reversed ripping the guy off 5k
He used a burner phone but his own bank account and now said SEAL has found out his real phone number, social media, work, where he lives and now where his family lives in a different state and has been ominously messaging him.

My friend doesn't have 5k he took out payday loan and banked on ripping the guy off and immediately paying the loan back. He has the gear but is now messaging me expecting me to have a solution because I'm "in the Army"

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you friend should kill himself

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool I hope I can watch the story unfold on one of those true crime shows. Or he takes you, I mean, 'your friend' to civil court assuming any of this is real, which it isn't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >assuming any of this is real, which it isn't

      >it isn't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >assuming any of this is real, which it isn't
      It's a crayon-eater dumb enough to sign up to die for ZOG, someone like that might actually be stupid enough for this to happen.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, if you're in the army you could just tip the MPs.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice larp homosexual and if not you and your friend sound like Black folk or israelites. Don't respond cause I'm not opening this thread again you dumb Black person israelite.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    your friend is moronic and I hope the SEAL beats him to death with a tire iron

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you both get deaded

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he took out payday loan
    >ESL
    LARP was almost good, Vald. Now, back to the fields, Momma needs a new Lada.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Be russian
      >Be named vladimir, "own the world"
      >Can't even own a Lada
      LMAO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Vald

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ACT like a Black person
    >"WAAAAAAAAAAAAH I WASNT EXPECTING CONSEQUENCES FOR MY ACTIONS"
    What kind of dumb post is this? I hope SEAL gets back what is his and more.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Fraud
    >Wire fraud
    >Across state lines
    The SEAL is the least of your "friends" concerns.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah fricking hell, stalking the dude is letting him off easy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he crossed state lines
      aka he’s a white supremacist and murderer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Committing crimes across states lines, with the perpetrator in one state and the victim in the other, puts it squarely in the jurisdiction of the feds. You fricking idiot.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >friend steals shit
    >gets stalked

    lmfao this is like a film plot.

    Steal from companies, steal from the government, international conglomerates etc. But ripping off some dude? Nah frick off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know it's not particularly relevant to the topic at hand but FRICK multinational conglomerates
      I pirate from the frickers every chance I get, I know it's not enough to make a real difference but at least it makes me feel better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >friend steals shit
        >gets stalked

        lmfao this is like a film plot.

        Steal from companies, steal from the government, international conglomerates etc. But ripping off some dude? Nah frick off.

        Exactly bro, your average joe-schmuck has a wife and kids to feed and has the same struggle as you.

        But CEO's, big business etc frick em. They'd exploit the common man to make a quick buck.
        Frick em

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Exactly bro, your average joe-schmuck has a wife and kids to feed and has the same struggle as you.

        But CEO's, big business etc frick em. They'd exploit the common man to make a quick buck.
        Frick em

        Too many commie tourists here lately.
        >but muh big companies deserve it
        Only a commie homosexual would get so emotional about it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Only a commie homosexual would get so emotional about it.
          you mean like thomas jefferson and all the founding fathers who wanted to live in a jeffersonian republic?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bruh the united states started because they disliked big government and big corporations

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >bruh like no cap the king of England and is like a ceo and the parliament are the board of directors
            >it’s all just le capitalism man
            Do zoomers really?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You can’t hurt companies because you just can’t
          No people are harmed when you steal from a corporation, stealing steals from walmart is no different than hunting a deer for meat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bingo!
      now if you’ll excuse me i must be on my way to rob best buy for another lenovo

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    give it back tyrone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/izPhwIV.jpg

      >be my friend
      >agree to buy $5000 of gear off a SEAL on Tacswap who was about to go do some training course
      >collect gear
      >call bank and have transaction reversed ripping the guy off 5k
      He used a burner phone but his own bank account and now said SEAL has found out his real phone number, social media, work, where he lives and now where his family lives in a different state and has been ominously messaging him.

      My friend doesn't have 5k he took out payday loan and banked on ripping the guy off and immediately paying the loan back. He has the gear but is now messaging me expecting me to have a solution because I'm "in the Army"

      no one believe it was your friend.
      Its not your Tyrone.
      Give it back.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your "friend" is a piece of shit, you should team up with the SEAL and kick the shit out of your friend and get the guys loot back.

    Maybe he will give you some free gear.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >advising him to get a new phone
    unless you really want to sit in court with him and answer a lot of dumb questions, the only advise you should give him is "stop being a moron, return the gear, pay the interest and apologize sincerely", every time you interact

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will neither confirm nor deny that this OP is a fricking moron and hopefully a LARP

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yhe your firend is most likely be killed or is dead so I'd just suggest bring some flowers to the funeral and call him a fricking moron thinking it whould be a good idea

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHA seriously how moronic are you?
    Give him his shit back and have a big think about your life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meme of a fine vintage

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the NAVY SEAL brutally tortures your friend before killing him.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what gear did he steal?
    Anything good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a urgi upper build with an atacr, offset T2, surefire, no NGAL or PEQ

      This is a good larp because most normies don't understand how hacking and tracing and all that work.

      What you are suggesting the seal did is literally impossible. It's like saying you pissed someone off on CSGO so they hacked your webcam and found your address. It's just not possible.

      No he made a sockpuppet PayPal and autofilled his actual own address and full name got sent to the SEAL with the transaction and he disputed the charge with his bank as opposed to reversing it on PayPal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So the seal didn't super sekreit hack and trace your friend, your friend just doxxed himself, gave the guy his full name and address, then tried to rob him.

        Being a seal has absolutely nothing to do with this situation.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Being a seal has absolutely nothing to do with this situation.
          Well, it could make the situation a whole lot messier, should he decide to take the money and/or gear back himself

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >You think a navy seal is going to murder some random person over a couple grand?
            Crazier shit happens all the time, anon. Plenty of people have done much less and ended up dead.
            >You think "teams of navy seals" are going to come after your friend for this?
            Group of drunk team guys beat the frick out of some guy for ripping their buddy off? Could happen for much less than $5k.
            Honestly, pretty good chance anon's buddy is getting jumped, which is the reason he hasn't made it a legal issue.

            Holy cringe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >autofilled his actual own address and full name got sent to the SEAL with the transaction
        Ah, so not only is he dishonest but he's stupid
        Really though anon, assuming this isn't your little made-up storytime, your friend needs to make peace with the guy he screwed or shit is going to get out of hand.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If this is real, then your friend deserves to be degloved for Ebonics and bad spelling alone.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hope your friend gets lynched and killed. What a dumb fricking monkey Black person.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/xrJOLsU.jpg

        I went to school with this guy so I don't want him to get waterboarded to death but I can't do shit from Bragg. I suggested he arrange to give the stuff back when the team guy returns.

        The fact you're friends with such a scummy fricking loser doesn't speak highly of you. Wouldn't be shocked if you were also a vile pile of shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/xrJOLsU.jpg

        I went to school with this guy so I don't want him to get waterboarded to death but I can't do shit from Bragg. I suggested he arrange to give the stuff back when the team guy returns.

        Your friend is a shithead and he is a moron. A shithead for planning to even do this; a moron for giving real info. There is no way out he has to give that stuff back.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/xrJOLsU.jpg

        I went to school with this guy so I don't want him to get waterboarded to death but I can't do shit from Bragg. I suggested he arrange to give the stuff back when the team guy returns.

        https://i.imgur.com/DVApOZp.jpg

        OP here I tried talking sense into him but he's gone full moron and doubled down on the idea of the SEAL having sold him stolen goods and is demanding another $5000 to give him his stuff back. I'm not gonna help him in any way he's fricked himself completely if the cops are involved

        https://i.imgur.com/NXtJrws.jpg

        OP here final update

        Friend is definitely going to jail I'm not talking to him anymore after this he's impossible to reason with.

        >OP here final update
        NO! I don't want this to end! I want screen caps of this guys molten salt when he gets out on bond and complains to you about it.

        Guys here is a pic of the SEAL in question. Someone post a pic of OP frend.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >literally the punisher origin story

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I lost.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did you just frick with us postal service? if it was mailed you fricked with the us postal service.
    they have the highest incarceration rate out of all the alphabet agencies last i checked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the US postal service is fricking hardcore when they want to be
      I wish western governments took internet privacy as seriously as they take postal privacy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SADSOG fears the Postal Inspector.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I literally just had a check stolen and photgraphed out of a sealed priorit envelope and they told me to eat shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if op’s friend got the post office involved he is absolutely fricked, PIS is more pervasive and persistant than the IRS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His friend is a moronic Black person if he did that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s interesting to know.
      When my gf was in jail she’d send letters to both me and her mom but as I was working abroad she’d send my letters to her mum whom was instructed to put the unopened lette I another envelope and send it to me.
      But her mum would open them and read them before sending them the put tape on the envelope to make it look like they’d not been opened.
      She also intentionally delayed sending letters by several weeks to cause friction. Between me and my gf.
      She also intentionally delayed one party letter for about 3 months to cause a falling out between me and my gf.
      I’ve always considered reporting her mum to fbi for that and also for emailing me asking me to hack her daughters Facebook and delete posts her mum didn’t like

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How many times did she have sex with other women when she was in?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is like the one time that the us navy seal copypasta is highly relevant

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a good larp because most normies don't understand how hacking and tracing and all that work.

    What you are suggesting the seal did is literally impossible. It's like saying you pissed someone off on CSGO so they hacked your webcam and found your address. It's just not possible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WTF did you just say about that seal you little b***h??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its actually quite easy

      >seal calls intel buddy who used to guide him on missions for 4 years
      > "hey bro some homosexual just ripped me off big time can you run this phone number and give me a name?"
      > *runs phone # and finds OP gayfriend immediately because there is no such thing as burner phones or anonymous phones anymore*
      > "here u go bud, this homosexual lives at 1234 fake larp lane and OP goes there every tuesday to suck dick around 7pm, i sent you a map with the best exfil routes marked have fun"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This is how normie morons think things actually work
        Lmao

        Also there most certainly are such things as burner phones. You can go to any Walmart, and 7/11 and buy a prepaid card with cash and a charge card for it with cash.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Falling for the b8
          >Reddit spacing
          You should go back.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Being a gormless patronising autistic know-it-all is a classic PrepHole trait

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Doubling down on being a fool
              ngmi

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's right tho

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Gormless
              have a nice day British scum

              >Falling for the b8
              >Reddit spacing
              You should go back.

              >Saying that OPs post is either bait or misrepresented and that a (former) navy seal can't hack and trace any random person they want means I fell for the bait
              I guess I did fall for your bait though by replying to this

              >Reddit spacing
              I guess formatting a post is reddit spacing. The eternal summer never ends.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not him, but we can tell your from reddit just accept it and move on homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            BigC

            Check em

            Being a gormless patronising autistic know-it-all is a classic PrepHole trait

            You have to kys now

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You can go to any Walmart, and 7/11 and buy a prepaid card with cash and a charge card for it with cash.
          Typically the purchase recorded and uploaded to the company's cloud, which means it's also in the NSA facial recognition database.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes, the 7/11 cloud where the minimum wage teen working at 1am uploads all the facial data of everyone who makes a purchase in his gas station

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >NSA facial recognition database.
            >BTFO by wearing:
            >coof mask
            >sunglasses
            >generic sports headgear like beanie/snapback

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Camera software reliably predicts identity when trained on a person's walking gait, irregardless of attempts to change how you walk, and thermal signature/heart beat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I hate the antichrist

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dedicated systems dont go into the cloud moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Actually you can easily track burners, just see if 2 cards have always been in vicinity while used. You can also check the home adress by marking a spot where the card is for long periods of time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >just see if 2 cards have always been in vicinity while used.
            lmao. however you should faraday bag your burner.
            twm2t

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have no idea what you’re talking about.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah bro, US NAVY SEALS have access to any information they could possibly want.
          I heard they have an app that can look up the information of anyone in the world and pinpoint them exactly, it's how they found Osama.

          That NAVY SEAL is gonna call up his buddies who are still in and schedule a HALO jump directly onto OPs friends position. From there he will eliminate the target as he was trained to do. With EXTREME prejudice.

          Do NOT frick with a US NAVY SEAL.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah this would work if the intel friend is comfortable going to a federal jail for a really long time for breaking the law and targetting a US person without a warrant or intelligence related reason.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-surveillance-watchdog/nsa-staff-used-spy-tools-on-spouses-ex-lovers-watchdog-idUSBRE98Q14G20130927

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how any of that works
        >infosec
        >pls end me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yah no

        https://i.imgur.com/izPhwIV.jpg

        >be my friend
        >agree to buy $5000 of gear off a SEAL on Tacswap who was about to go do some training course
        >collect gear
        >call bank and have transaction reversed ripping the guy off 5k
        He used a burner phone but his own bank account and now said SEAL has found out his real phone number, social media, work, where he lives and now where his family lives in a different state and has been ominously messaging him.

        My friend doesn't have 5k he took out payday loan and banked on ripping the guy off and immediately paying the loan back. He has the gear but is now messaging me expecting me to have a solution because I'm "in the Army"

        op hes trying to frick with your head. He is still bound by law so tell him to make the mover and kill him or except he got fricked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon think about it
      The friend either had the gear delivered, meaning he knows his address, or he picked it up in person in which case who knows what he revealed. Just knowing someone's first name and state can be enough if you're dedicated enough.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As everyone has said maybe your "friend" should give the shit back immediately and apologize. By apologize I mean "your friend" should give the big scary murder man some money for his trouble while prostrating "himself" and begging forgiveness. Stop being a shitbag and hope the guy doesn't frick you over just because he can.

      To be fair you are posting this on a website that became notorious for finding people with the tiniest bits of evidence/info and the guy's "friend" did FAR more than some old /b/tards or some guy with connections would need to find him by doxing himself in the transaction.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah, but even what /b/ used to do wasn't actual hack and trace.

        Just like nearly all hacking, /b/ would exploit people and phish them
        And to trace people /b/ would use that phished info to dox them

        Hacking and tracing the way normies imagine it is basically impossible and doesn't happen, what does happen is morons being phished in one way or another. The closest thing to hacking would be someone DOWNLOADING a trojan that steals their info, and even that is still just phishing.

        OPs situation (if it's real) isn't hacking or phishing, or anything at all. OPs friend just completely doxxed himself and gave out all his information to the guy he robbed. And he probably has his location shared on Snapchat and posts on Facebook and Instagram when he goes out to eat at places.

        It could certainly be real, but the guy he robbed being a SEAL had nothing to do with the situation

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As everyone has said maybe your "friend" should give the shit back immediately and apologize. By apologize I mean "your friend" should give the big scary murder man some money for his trouble while prostrating "himself" and begging forgiveness. Stop being a shitbag and hope the guy doesn't frick you over just because he can.

          To be fair you are posting this on a website that became notorious for finding people with the tiniest bits of evidence/info and the guy's "friend" did FAR more than some old /b/tards or some guy with connections would need to find him by doxing himself in the transaction.

          I mean even like the largest "hack" basically ever done on a military scale was Israel or us (both of us together probably) "hacking" Iran's centrifuge

          And even that still wasn't actually hacked. They phished a scientist working on the team, sent him Trojans in an email which he downloaded, and then he plugged his compromised computer into the main system.

          Hacking literally doesn't exist

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            my sweet summer child.... are you ready to start back up? first year of high school! don't let it pass you by!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What a simpleton you are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh you poor naive fool
      The only unrealistic thing about this story is the implication that it would take a US navy SEAL to track the guy down
      any bored autist with five minutes to spare and an internet connection could do this shit if he really wanted to

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy cringe.

        With the further information OP provided since I posted that, that he gave the guy his real name and address, yes as I've said anyone could track him down and report his movements back to him.

        But not a seal, not you, not anyone else save for the actual government as a group with access to cell phone tower ping data, etc, could actually track someone down who had done this scam properly.

        And if he had used a cash burner phone properly (never brought to home, bought and used it far from home, wore obfuscating items when buying it, etc) even the government would have a hard time finding out who was behind it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it’s actually incredibly easy.
      t. Information professional (librarian)

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your friend probably deserves what's coming

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Criminally fricking underrated

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your "friend" is stupid and dishonest and any attempt you make to help him is likely to get more shit dumped in your lap. Tell him to give the stuff back and stop being such a frick up.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I went to school with this guy so I don't want him to get waterboarded to death but I can't do shit from Bragg. I suggested he arrange to give the stuff back when the team guy returns.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tell him to send the stuff to you, tell your buddy you'll fix it and ask for the SEALs number. Then just give him where exactly your friend is so he gets killed and you keep the gear.
      Win win.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Big brain move here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't want him to get waterboarded to death
      >What you wrote in that picture

      I legitimately can't tell if you are trolling or just moronic?
      You think a navy seal is going to murder some random person over a couple grand?
      You think "teams of navy seals" are going to come after your friend for this?

      If this is real your friend is going to go to prison and have to pay the guy for what he stole and then some.
      Either way you are both low IQ moronic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You think a navy seal is going to murder some random person over a couple grand?
        Why not? They kill their spouses all the time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You think a navy seal is going to murder some random person over a couple grand?
        Crazier shit happens all the time, anon. Plenty of people have done much less and ended up dead.
        >You think "teams of navy seals" are going to come after your friend for this?
        Group of drunk team guys beat the frick out of some guy for ripping their buddy off? Could happen for much less than $5k.
        Honestly, pretty good chance anon's buddy is getting jumped, which is the reason he hasn't made it a legal issue.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > You think a navy seal is going to murder some random person over a couple grand?
        That is their profession. And they’ve done it without authority before. Remember that green berry who got strangled to death awhile back when he realized one of the seal teams were doing illegal shit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did you miss all the news about seals killing people over drugs?
        Anyway, this is why you don't use PayPal or any payment that can be reversed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This, do they not have e-transfers in Burgerstan? Why would you use anything else?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You think a navy seal is going to murder some random person over a couple grand?
        You are naive if you don't think that someone will kill you over $100. People do wildly stupid shit all the time and if some guy is actually stalking you over a debt and sending them thinly veiled threats then you better fricking believe that your life is in danger.
        What you have to understand is that many people are not "rational actors" and do not always do reasonable things.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fake

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope your "friend" is hunted down and murdered.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Fake and gay
      This, also gay and fake as a medieval European sword made in China in 2010

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP, post "your friend"'s info, or at least location, so we can watch the news for his homicide

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You solved the riddle there. The door unlocks and you may proceed to the next level.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hope your Black person ''friend'' gets killed

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a SEAL is stalking my friend
    Just make a falling rock trap and tell the SEAL there's a publishing deal underneath it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jej'd

      You could also tell the seal there is a hot new coffee and tshirt business under the rock

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Scamming someone
    >Scamming someone over weapon stuff
    >Scamming a motherfricking SEAL of all people

    LMAOOOO hahahhahahaha fricking moron. I dont think he's going to gut him and hang his entrails on his porch, thats movie stuff. But he's going to frick his life up hahahahaha

    fricking lol I love PrepHole

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like these threads. Did you also make the one where you supposedly scammed a whole big box of ammo for the price of 1 box?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still think about that all the time

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your friend is a thieving homosexual and deserves whatever comes to him

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Somewhat related, I've often wondered about the terrible things that could happen to you if you made a true enemy out of someone.
    How are you going to stop them slashing your tyres?
    Throwing a brick through your window?
    Killing your pet?
    There are a million ways to frick up someone's life that are difficult to track

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You literally can't, you just have to move. My aunt had a boyfriend when she was in her late 20's that was a real piece of shit, abusive, and controlling. He would abuse her, break her stuff, stalk her even after breaking up. He even began slashing the tires of my aunts mother and father for some reason. When she came clear and told our family, my father who is her sisters husband, who is insanely protective immediately starting making the dudes life a living hell.

      Dad was slashing his tires, stalking his mother and sending him pictures of her at the store and when she'd get home. He'd constantly threaten to beat him to death if he ever got his hands on him.

      A short while after this started happening, since the guy thought he was a tough guy and wasn't phased enough. He decided to try and harass the rest of the family, which was a big problem because both my mother and father, and my mommom and pop lived on the same road. He decided to try to scare them while my aunt was visiting, he did this by doing a burnout on a tiny street in Philadelphia.... Unfortunately for him, he lost control at the end of the road and ended up crashing into the girls highschool which was at the end of the road from my house.

      My dad, who was home at the time, got the call from my aunt crying about what happened. He literally sprinted down the road from our house at the end of the street and tore him out of the wrecked car and quite literally ruined the guy. The cops arrived a few minutes later to my dad still beating on him and throwing him around.

      Dad spent a night in jail for it. But he said it was worth it, and the pictures he got of the guys face from some of his friends that become Police were absolutely brutal. His entire face was black, his eyes were not even visible, his nose was a shattered mess, he had many fractured and missing teeth. He was absolutely fricking destroyed.

      Needless to say, this guy ended up joining the Marines and we never heard from him again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bull fricking shit. That assault and battery can make your father a felon. If some moron does a burn out in front of my house and I chase him down and beat him I'm going to jail or prison, and not for a day. That's the how the law works anywhere in the USA. Unless you can give clear cut evidence the beating and or killing you handed out was in immediate self defense, the law will pile up on you. Just go ahead and make up that your dad is best friends with the PO-LEEZE and how they helped him make a case for self defense or sumshit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah... I'm sure lying on the internet at 1 in the morning is what you as a manchild deem as "fun". But unfortunately in the era before body cameras, you'd have a hard time holding people accountable when it's one persons word against another. Considering a disturbing amount of inner-city kids he grew up with ended up becoming police officers, there were no doubt quite a few of his friends helped pull some strings where possible.

          It also helped that the guy refused to press charges for whatever reason. Father still buys and owns guns to this day, although there were some issues shortly afterwards considering he had to 'give them up" to a family member for a short while.

          It'd probably be good to ask him what happened and what he got charged with. Maybe next time we go out to dinner I'll ask him about it. It was a big point of pride for him.

          You talk like a Black person too, what the frick does POLEEZE or sumshit mean, you dumb fricking homosexual?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fake and gay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this was common back before everybody had camera phones, if this was a police officer or a friend of the police officers, you could do shit like that and get away with it. Now with big brother being everywhere those days are over for high profile shit.

          It's still possible low profile, allegedly, going by how many unsolved murders pile up each year, not including things that aren't reported or end up as missing persons cases.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It's still possible low profile, allegedly, going by how many unsolved murders pile up each year
            A huge number of those are gang and/or drug related and have a number of people who know exactly what happened but for one reason or another choose to become struck blind, deaf and dumb whenever the cops show up if they're even still there to be questioned

            >Yes officer, I was just sitting in the safehouse packaging some fentanyl and taking delivery of loose cigarettes qhilw smoking a blunt and getting a blowjob from a 15 year-old junkie when all of a sudden J-dog's Cadillac pulled up with baby T and Pooh in the back seat and then J-dog leaned out with the MAC-10 he stashes in his granny's linen closet and lit up Jakwandre and Drelarion who were outside standing guard so Quilancius and I grabbed our AKs and started shooting at them as they peeled out
            >I trust that I'll get consideration for my previous outstanding warrants, child sex abuse, derelict child support, tax evasion, RICO charges, reckless endangerment, felonious possession of a firearm, the kilo of fentanyl on the table and the and the dozen NFA violations in the corner there in light of my cooperation.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The last thing your friend sees will be a Ka-Bar knife about to plunge into his skull.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all these zogbot bootlickers
    the absolute state of nu/k/, your friend is based OP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Found OP's high-melanin friend.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >weird schizo gangstalking larp where some fat neet is the subject of obsession of entire teams of navy seals
    nah

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SEAL is stalking my friend
    penguin flippers typed this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jej

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely amazing

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your friend should be more worried about being raped in prison for fraud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He'll be lucky if he ends up in prison after fricking with US NAVY SEALS!
      Hes more likely to end up in a black site somewhere begging for forgiveness with jumper cables on him!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The fun part is as much as people are saying it's "cringe" over and over a legit SEAL is probably one of a small number of people that could actually make that sort of thing happen if they gave enough of a shit to actually do it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >This is what normies actually believe
          How embarrassing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >highly trained guy can't just kidnap and do awful things to a guy he's obviously already tracking to some degree and knows the home address of
            Why is it so hard to believe anon? Far less capable people have done things like that. An actual SEAL is far more likely to succeed if he feels like trying compared to most people out there.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Do you think navy seals are John wick superheros or something?
              It's genuinely embarrassing to me how normies find spec ops so mystical and powerful.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you assuming they can't do shit? They've got more training than most people and that gives them a pretty big advantage. I'm not saying they're John Wick anon~kyun<3, I'm saying that out of the lion's share of people they've actually got the training to grab some dipshit dumb enough to dox himself for a rousing game of "which nipple clamp is the live one" while enjoying a beer or two in a local abandoned crack house.

                Are you imagining this comes with a big epic gunfight with lots of crazy explosions and suspenseful BGM or something?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Im not even going to dignify you with responses anymore.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                For what it's worth please give your poor parents my condolences. Must've been hard.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You’re a dumb homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm saying that

                paints his gay bdsm/torture/rape fantasy

                >Are you imagining

                strawmans another fantasy he makes up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I dont think thats what anon is implying at all, read Black person read.
                >Far less capable people have done things like that
                To add on, far less capable people have done more for less. Gangs do this shit all the time and are basically as untrained and unorganized as a group of people can get. You seem to think this kind of stuff requires john wick superhero abilities when it most certainly does not.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A gang is a large group of people. A seal is a single person with alot more to lose than 5 grand to go kidnap and torture some random person.

                I'm not saying the seal would be incapable of doing it. I'm saying it's a fantasy not even worth discussing because it'd never happen.

                What will happen is he will go to the police if he's out, or his commanders if he's in, get legal support, and she ops friend plus send him to prison.

                You homosexuals jerking off that teams of seals will gitmo this guy are braindead

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sue ops friend plus send him to prison*

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm saying it's a fantasy not even worth discussing because it'd never happen.
                That's great. The point was never that he totes WOULD you dolt, but that he COULD which in the end you just agreed with.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tell that to everyone in this thread saying OPs friend is going to get disappeared or murdered lmao
                Even OP is telling his friend he's gonna get killed in the screenshots of his texts.

                People are even saying OPs friend needs to go on the run.

                The point everyone but you and me I guess are making is that the seal IS going to hunt him down.

                Noone is making the point but me that it's ridiculous and he's just going to bring the militaries legal weight against him at worst.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >a seal is a single person
                Yeah. Seals are also generally not loner losers with no friends like you. This may be a shock, but people dont all think exactly the same as you seem to think they do. People have done more for less, whether someone actually WOULD is not really the point of the argument though, rather if they COULD. Pretty sure everybody in this thread was meming anyways you need to simmer down buddy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                god you're such a disgusting reddit newhomosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                morons who think navy seals are le epic above the law John wicks who go around kidnapping and torturing everyone who wrongs them are the real redditors

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no, you are just incapable of reading and are tilting at windmills, Black person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you think navy seals are John wick superheros or something?
                My brother is a marine, if something like op happened to him, he would've beaten the guy to a pulp and gotten away with it. Anybody who's been deployed before and seen action, even a little, gives zero fricks and if the law won't back them they absolutely will just frick you up.

                I dunno where you live where you think people who have seen combat won't just frick you up for stealing from them, people have done it over less.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >making up stories on a Chinese bioluminescent frog racing forum
    Or...
    >actually having a friend who is stupid enough and immature enough to rip off a person with the training to kill you in ways you couldn't imagine
    Either way it's Black person tier behavior and should not be tolerated. So frick off

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bruh he needs a faraday bag for his phone and needs to go off the grid, get off the X, watch the terminal list on amazon to see what hes up against

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your “friend” is a scumbag and deserves the consequences of his actions.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just say you were hacked lol some idiot must have spoofed the hardwire.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's he gonna do? Crash a black hawk in your buddy's backyard?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uhm yes? It's a fricking US NAVY SEAL? He could literally have his friend hit with an airstrike if he really wanted, but that probably wouldn't be worth it to a man who was wronged. There is a good chance the SEAL grabs 3 of his friends and infiltrates the guys house to take him down. They could insert by HALO jump or just fastrope in on Blackhawks. It's all possible.
      Whatever you do, do NOT frick with a US NAVY SEAL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lol I know you're just speaking in jest but by the sounds of it OP and noguns vidyeah players believe this unironically

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's really cringy, but normietards gonna normietard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be SEALbro
      >try to sell $5k of goodies for extra hooker money
      >instead get ripped off by some shitdick little bastard committing wire fraud
      >dumb enough to give me his address through the transaction
      >one night do all the blow a coastie friend "forgot about"
      >steal blackhawk because coke helps you make great decicions
      >find that little shit's house
      >ditch the chopper into it with just enough time for chute to open
      >lands on orphanage next door
      >fire burns his house down anyways
      MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >black hawk on approach
        >gets hit with bootleg mexican fireworks AA
        >MAYDAY MAYDAY WE'RE GOIN DOWN
        >shot for shot remake of black hawk down but it's in the hood

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >be SEALbro
          >try to sell $5k of goodies for extra hooker money
          >instead get ripped off by some shitdick little bastard committing wire fraud
          >dumb enough to give me his address through the transaction
          >one night do all the blow a coastie friend "forgot about"
          >steal blackhawk because coke helps you make great decicions
          >find that little shit's house
          >ditch the chopper into it with just enough time for chute to open
          >lands on orphanage next door
          >fire burns his house down anyways
          MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

          kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wtf that was absolute kino
            >FORT ABBS, OKLAHOMA: LASER RANGERS HQ
            I'm pretty sure thats like 10 miles from my house

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >shot for shot remake of black hawk down but it's in the hood
          So just Blackhawk down?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is it the same soundtrack or a new one?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Poo shiesty no clues

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That homie been on my mind no cap

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That’s what I thought, this thread reeks of poo shiesty.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kino

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tell your friend to stop contacting you because that’s his problem to deal with.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kill your friend and make it right, stealing is degenerate

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>call bank and have transaction reversed

    Bitcoin transactions can't be reversed. Cash money would have worked, too.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >18 U.S. Code § 1344 - Bank fraud
    >Whoever knowingly executes, or attempts to execute, a scheme or artifice—
    >(1) to defraud a financial institution; or
    >(2) to obtain any of the moneys, funds, credits, assets, securities, or other property owned by, or under the custody or control of, a financial institution, by means of false or fraudulent pretenses, representations, or promises;
    >shall be fined not more than $1,000,000 or imprisoned not more than 30 years, or both.
    Even if the SEAL doesn't murder your friend, he's completely fricked.

    Tricking a bank into reversing a transaction like that in order to steal stuff counts as bank fraud. Your friend committed one of the most serious Federal felonies you can commit, just to steal $5k in used gear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it's bank fraud
      >the bank hasn't lost anything
      fricking /k/ wannabe lawyers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you have a reading comprehension problem

        the statute couldn't be more explicit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You fricking moron, he defrauded the SEAL, not the bank.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >under the custody or control of, a financial institution

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OP’s Black person friend is moronic enough to commit wire fraud
    >OP wants to help him
    He’s either going to be sent to prison to be raped by a pack of Black folk or beat to death by a SEAL and his buddies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also, your friend would’ve been better off robbing him if they did a meet up instead of what he did if this isn’t a larp

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope OP and his friend get terminal listed

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hope your friend dies

  55. 2 years ago
    BigC

    Tell your friend to Chris Kyle the homosexual zogbot.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you friends with a moronic criminal?
    The best thing you could do is turn your friend in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get it cracka
      Real hoodrat Black folk like OP and his friend don't snitch to the police.
      This sounds like a larp, but then again Black folk are dumb enough to do this irl.

      Hope the seal gets them arrested and they get ventilated after trying to dive for some pig's gun

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First of all
    Your friend deserves it, hope he gets killed.
    Second of all, just get a restraining order.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he's talking he's not going to kill anyone. Bad tactics to alert an enemy that something is up. If he has the dude's info his best option is to kill him to satiate his anger, press fraud or theft charges, and/or sue him in civil court for the amount owed. Shit would be an easy lawsuit and he could garnish wages even if the moron refused to pay. Wtf does he think texting will solve? Probably doesn't have the required amount of info and should hire an investigator.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >If he's talking he's not going to kill anyone.
      >people only ever murder people rationally
      lmao

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your friend is a scumbag, that's no different then robbing a store. I hope the SEAL kills him. If it's actually you, I hope you die.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he should tell the SEAL to do something about it instead of being a keyboard warrior, what a pussy.
    >"oooh i know what you had for dinner" >ok and? you're still out $5k b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >piss off SEAL to the point he attacks you
      >kill him in self defense
      >now doesn’t have to face wire fraud charges or pissed off zogbot
      >keep all of his shit
      That’s genius

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        precisely mi amigo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Or, because he's a SEAL, and he's premeditating a murder, the realistic option
        > Get killed at night in some parking lot without knowing it was coming

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >My friend doesn't have 5k he took out payday loan and banked on ripping the guy off and immediately paying the loan back.
    >my friend
    Quality choice in companions, chap.
    Ripping off a SEAL is about as dumb as ripping off a made Hell's Angel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ripping off a SEAL is about as dumb as ripping off a made Hell's Angel
      while those biker gangs were originally started by actual army combat veterans, they aren't the same these days

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If the SEAL wasn't a moron he'd just bring up a civil case now that he knows who you are instead of pretending to be James Reece. Your friend is even more moronic because he left enough info for his identity to be discovered. I would say more than the bank info, the guy probably just looked at your friend's license plate number and called up a friend in the police to run the plate, seems easier. I would recommend that your friend pay for the shit that he agreed to pay for or return everything. Otherwise, hope he gets shot in the head at the dinner table in front of his family.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      judging from the screenshot

      https://i.imgur.com/BWgSKAN.jpg

      a urgi upper build with an atacr, offset T2, surefire, no NGAL or PEQ
      [...]
      No he made a sockpuppet PayPal and autofilled his actual own address and full name got sent to the SEAL with the transaction and he disputed the charge with his bank as opposed to reversing it on PayPal.

      , the gear is stolen from the government, so the SEAL is already fricked in the head and may prefer a less legal way to get it back

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You do realize they sell urgi uppers too?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          now I do, thanks
          for a second I was as moronic as OPs friend

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Payday loan
    >To ripoff a guy
    >Uses his own bank account
    You could tell your friend to offer up his butthole in lieu of money until the $5000 has been paid off and it would still easily be the smartest thing he's done so far.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Smart thing for your friend is to take all the gear, put it in a gym bag, leave it somewhere and then tell the guy where it is, then change his name and move someplace else.csmart thing for OP to do would be to find better friends.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >try and rip off a dude who's entire career description is to sneak in, find, and kill people (and also write books about how totally cool they are)
    >act surprised when this does not go to plan and said guy is actively finding and potentially plotting to kill or at the very least beat the living shit out of you

    Given the average intelligence of PrepHole posters I'd almost believe this is true. Better give the dude his shit back before he shows up at the front door with a baseball bat and 9mm.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    on one hand, youre a POS for ripping him off, on the other, the dude is a veteran and all vets are gays so its really just watching two morons fight. I hope they take each other out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This and based. Frick vets and frick more gibsme for them, absolutely based republichads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This and based. Frick vets and frick more gibsme for them, absolutely based republichads.

      post BMI

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Post PTSD

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ptsd doesn't exist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        45.3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >all vets are gays
      I hope you never have a sick pet, scumbag

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    seems like that moronic seals fault for not asking for cash.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How about dont screw people over 5k and they wont come after you. That seems pretty fair to me.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rat your friend out for being a homosexual scammer

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good end:
    >Return the stuff

    Better end:
    >Get the SEAL's number and text him offering to help bury your friend for being a jogger

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Judge a man by his friends.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm amazed at how easy it is to bait people into licking boots around here

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone get the feeling this is fake? If any of this was true the police would have already been involved considering the dollar amount making it a felony and the fact that he keeps talking which him further incriminating himself.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your friend is committing fraud

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Being even remotely scared of a SEAL
    The worst he's gonna do is make up some bullshit story about how he chased your friend down like it was Taken 2 and sniped him from the moon then talk about it on Jocko's podcast. What your friend should be concerned about is having committed wire fraud, then again there's a 100% chance that the SEAL will never get the police involved to avoid losing face with his buddies in The Teams™

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't the Navy Seal guy reporting the incident to the FBI and police?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s probably because he may have sold some piece of navy gear which could get him in trouble too, or just the fact now that he’s stalked the guy instead of immediately getting authorities involved

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP here I tried talking sense into him but he's gone full moron and doubled down on the idea of the SEAL having sold him stolen goods and is demanding another $5000 to give him his stuff back. I'm not gonna help him in any way he's fricked himself completely if the cops are involved

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Big oof

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I hope your friend gets killed, I really do. If somebody this arrogant and stupid is real they need to get domed. Hope you keep your mouth shut when he goes "missing"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this guy your buddy lmao. Anyway you should suspect this dumbass getting his ass kicked sometime soon at the very least.

      Look I'm pretty curious, what does this guy think the outcome of scamming this SEAL is? Please tell me what he says.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please be real lel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If this is legit that moron is so fricked you're probably never going to see him again one way or another... not that you'd want to at this point if you're smart. Out of morbid curiosity does he have a dog? If so is it a pitbull? Alphabet soup could descend upon him over this. ATF, FBI, military cops, even USPS. He's in for one wild ride lol.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tell your buddy we're rooting for him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was nice knowing that guy i guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/NXtJrws.jpg

      OP here final update

      Friend is definitely going to jail I'm not talking to him anymore after this he's impossible to reason with.

      How is anyone this fricking moronic holy frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That's extortion you moron.
      I hope your friend dies and it gets in the news, I really do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too stupid to live, holy shit

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    your friend's about to be kissed by a rose on the grey.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say your friend should pay his debts.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, I’m trans btw.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They sound like they are in love, both sound like enjoying themselves

    leave them be to man man love and monkey pox

    captcha: ASSNJ0 (ASS EN JOY)

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worst thread on /b/ in months

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you have shit friends? Send SEAL his info for some lulz.

    Never have shit associates because they're throw you under the bus too. Cut xir loose and cease being moronic.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hope your friend is killed

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hope your piece of shit friend gets killed 2bh

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im 99% sure this thread is of questionable authenticity and homosexual in nature, however, if in the extremely rare instance that this IS real and OP's "friend" fricked with the USPS and committed fraud using well...

    lmao get fricked moron

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tell your friend to turn himself in, Tyrone.

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NEED UPDATE PLS
    DOES THE SEAL NOW HAVE 301 COBFIRMED KILLS

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you and your fren get skinned alive

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP Here, tired of dealing with this gay as he's completely in denial about the whole situation.

    Maybe some of you autists can talk some since into him, his discord is Hg80#3875.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ...i am drunk and feeling generous OP

    if he folows this steps he legit will be free of the guy... the catch is these steps are drastic and will probs cost $2,000 anyway so pick your poison

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for the investigators, the title of this book reads as "where to look for the people who try to disappear after reading this book"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you are moronic.

        the book tells you about all the core databases where your data is stored and tells you how to destroy or if not possible edit and distort the data in the core places your information is stored.

        it also tells you how to navigate burner phones and emails and tells you the time table of how long those new numbers will last.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this rare opportunity to practice correlational analysis would only make their penises harder

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and gay

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. I don't believe any of this happened unless OP gets his moron friend to send him a pic of the ill-gotten gains.

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    patiently waiting the uber-based counter thread from the seals pov

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hg80 here.... the urgi upper was worth it and im now leaving town. my boytoy understands the situation at hand and is helping me start my new life away from the internet and this godforsaken sea mammal.

    goodbye gays see you never

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      whatever you say

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >steals shit
    >gives full name and address
    This fricker has to know that it doesn't fricking matter who the guy is, seal or random fricko, chances are he still has some record of tags on the gear if a gun is involved, or proof of purchase for the items if not. Forward that shit to police, tell them the situation, give full name and address and this guy is looking at criminal charges for theft at minimum. If real, this guy's friend is an idiot and deserves to get fricked by the long dick of the law. If fake, I hope something like this happens one day and the fricko gets fricked.

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just on the off chance this thread winds up in a court case, I have something to add to the official record:

    8===D

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Here I'll balance it out
      ----<<--@
      Pretty flower

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    truth is, your friend's fricked
    people in this thread saying he's fine are just reading too deep into their kneejerk reaction to the guy being a SEAL, thinking that makes it cool because hey they're not ACTUALLY johnny wickolas or whatever
    he's fricked because we can assume the guy is physically fit, has tightly bonded male friends, has money, a penchant for chasing adrenaline and humans, and has no brain. do you realize what we're talking about here? a Black person. your friend's getting jumped with no witnesses.

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP here final update

    Friend is definitely going to jail I'm not talking to him anymore after this he's impossible to reason with.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You should probably call a lawyer for a consult.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If he gets arrested seeing as he was texting you, then you become a suspect so cops will want your phone.
      You better check all the convos you had with him relating to this situation to make sure you didn’t say anything that could get you into trouble for example if you told your friend to threaten the guy. Then you’ve implicated yourself.
      Also you better make sure there nothing on you phone you don’t want other ppl seeing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this going to wind up in a "Top 10 final texts sent just before disaster" compilation on youtube?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >OP here final update
      NO! I don't want this to end! I want screen caps of this guys molten salt when he gets out on bond and complains to you about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk think 5 seconds into the future

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >should i list his shit on tacswap
      He's unequivalently fricked so he might as well at this point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hes a beaner isnt he?

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He should've just paid a smaller amount and only take pieces.

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your friend is a Black person and I hope that the SEAL kills him or makes his life hell.

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im sure this guy will write a book about this event and start a podcast offa this.

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your friend is likely going to be hunted for the rest of his days, he is the mostly deadly predator of all..

    MAN.

    You go into a transaction unfaithful, what else can you say?

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's kind of what happens when you steal from dangerous people. Tell your friend to pay him.

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >My friend
    Hilarious.

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if PrepHole autism managed to stalk the navy seal while he's stalking this homie's friend

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    some solid entertainment you provided us with here op, thanks

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t need to read anything you homosexual friend writes, he posts emojis therefore he must die

  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sell your friend out to the seal for 3.5k

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Toasting in epic bread

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    put me in the screencap

  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yall homies posting in a larp thread

  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Find the seals number and text him your friend's address

  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with the navy seals anyways? Aren't SF supposed to be super secret? Why are these guys writing books with their face and full name on the cover and telling people in their daily lives that they are seals?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're the american VDV

  115. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine stealing 5k from someone that could kill you with bare hands barely trying

  116. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell this dude is mexican

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      100% thought the same

  117. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I need this to be true. Tell us the city he’s from if it’s true so I can see if he gets charged or murdered

  118. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions

  119. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FAKE AND GAY

  120. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your friend doesn't have to worry about the SEAL, he's got guns and gear now and the SEALs kinda suck at killing people like that. He does, however, have to worry about the alphabet soup - sounds like he committed a lot of crimes that the FBI, IRS, and every other money agency would be interested in.

    Tell me, does he have a dog?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >does he have a dog?
      Not for long

  121. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope your friend is tortured a little before he dies.

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