A pretty detailed video of a russian command vehicle made by the same guy who reviewd the orlan UAV.
And yes, vatniks made a fucking sauna on the frontline.
full vid (in ukrainian): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVGswG-Mn5E
A pretty detailed video of a russian command vehicle made by the same guy who reviewd the orlan UAV.
>And yes, vatniks made a fucking sauna on the frontline.
That's actually based
>"dimitri could you organize our supply depot?"
>builds sauna instead
>big W
>not building a sauna as the first thing you do
That is what Finnish peacekeepers tend to do. I've read it caused some confusion in Beirut.
Wherever the Finns go, there are saunas.
If you do it behind the frontlines and you're winning.Doing it like this is fucking stupid.
You must sooooooak after sodomizing young conscripts
Banya is better than most Russian front line medical treatment. Plus it kills lice.
>he was reading book
>Robinson Crusoe
>Jules Verne
>so 15yo captain
Ufff savage burn.
>be Russian cadet commander on the frontline
>daydream of being in the center of the earth or 30,000 leagues under the sea or even a desert island, literally anywhere but there
aww
>stealing books from a local library
>sauna
The most sophisticated Vatnik.
>he's the most sophisticated vatnig.. in the world
Not just local library
Local school library
kek
imagine being the fucking school library clerk seeing some dude with only a towel around his waist sweating his balls off after testing his newly build sauna
American same issue here very frustrating.
Same here is a American frustrating.
Hey at least he's looting books instead of washing machines. Someday, private conscriptovitch will build own washing machine.
Not that anon, but 15yo captain is an insult towards incompetent officer endlessly awaiting a promotion to colonel
Ah, as in he's been a captain for 15 years
Given the book tastes are something you might expect from a high schooler or middle schooler I thought he was just calling him a kid.
Oh derp, I now see it was looted from a school library. no wonder
Those books are absolutely based tho
They are high school books, literally stolen from a high school library. You can't get more moronish than that.
I have literally never heard of morons stealing classical fiction books. This soldier might have stumbled upon a rare trace of civilization
literal caveman discovering fire tier
they probably read them in school, so its a comfort read for them.
>morons steal books
Where?
Yeah anyone reading these books can't be 100% awful, even if they're the baddies
15yo captain is the name of the book
Now I feel like an uneducated barbarian.
Escapism. Sitting in mud hell reading about far far away.
no subtitles
fuck me guess ill wait for ukies to translate for nato bros
Youtube has autosubtitles and autotranslate, its good enough to get the basic idea of what they're saying.
subtitles literally not available for me so cant
maybe its because i am german
You need to turn subtitles on with the CC, then click the gear for settings and choose which language to auto translate for.
They should have Deutsch as an option if not use English and suffer through two approximations like a horrible technological game of telephone.
literally cant for some reason like I said
ill just wait for translation from ukies
10 minutes? Ah shit here we go
>0:0 Hello subscribers, I'm happy to greet you in our "No analogues" programme
Explanation: "Aнaлoгoв нeт" meme is a response to russiaboos which kept describing russian tech as something, that has no peers in the rest of the wrold. Its a wordplay too, Aнaлoгoв нeт (no analogues) - Aнaлo-гoвнeт (anal-shitters). Usually used to bully piece of crap "rugged and reliable" russian equipment.
>0:08 So theres a Land-lease military assistanse initiative, and theres the goodwill gesture military assistanse initiative. Read it as its written.
>0:20 Today we received this modern... can we say modern? We got a tour guide Mishanya (name) here. We got this complex, no not complex but Command and staff car for controlling artillery fire, exactly what he said. Its really new.
>0:35 Its covered in oil and papers, so its really new.
>0:45 A commander should sit here and command entire divizion. We found the divizion too, we have received it as a part of goodwill gesture military assistanse initiative
>1:00 Here we got a forest orc village. They are smelly and frightened orc type, they are hiding away from people, they live in the burrows. They can be rarely found, usually when they hear normal people they enter the counter-retreat mode and thats about it. Seing a living forest orc is a stuff of luck.
>1:55 They read books even. Robinson Crusoe,Jules Verne, so 15yo captain. As you can see, these are childrens books.
>2:15 here you can see a Zalupa (Z+dickhead) is not only on the outside, nut on the inside, in the soul. So when one wakes up on this small mattress, one doesn't forget he is a fashist, you are here to destroy people, children. Noone invited you here, you will have to run away and leave everything: souvenirs, documents, featherrs. Orcs start shedding pieces after 15 y.o., its normal.
>1:00 Here we got a forest orc village. They are smelly and frightened orc type, they are hiding away from people, they live in the burrows. They can be rarely found, usually when they hear normal people they enter the counter-retreat mode and thats about it. Seing a living forest orc is a stuff of luck.
>>0:45 A commander should sit here and command entire divizion. We found the divizion too, we have received it as a part of goodwill gesture military assistanse initiative
makes me wonder if those claims of 10,000 surrendering were true
>2:55 Comms, really feeling a bit like dismantling it for souvenirs, but no, we won't be doing this, because this complex will at min go into museum, at max it will move forward to chase ocs in Kherson steppes.
>3:15 Here they either plucked a chicken or torn a pillow apart. Or assfucked each other, thats a possibility.
>3:35 Here we got a commander table. Misha tell me something... Commander can sit here and punch buttons, we are sending random commands to someone here
[Misha] He is giving ordern so someone, must ecessarily wear this hat 3:48 or it won't work. Here he babbles in the walkie-talkie
>This is some small window...
[Misha] No, thats a loophole
>Loophole for what?
[Misha] Loophole for when you are fucked you can breathe some air
>4:05 There..."Army of Russia". He glued it shut because it was leaking water and let the cold air in.
[Misha] Sure it rots by itself
>4:15 This is air duct, it was added. What year was this made in?
>4:25 "Manual on dealing with the heater"
>4:35 Look a Karlsson (talking about the fan, just like the one Karlsson-on-the-Roof from Astrid Lindgren childrens book had on his back), its soviet
>4:40 They forgot their slippers! Fuck, [they] were running so [fast] they forgot slippers!
>4:55 Whats written there? Patrols, change of duty station? Okay fine.
[Misha] Theres 4 weapons
>5:00 I'll restore a semblance of order here, this is not up to standards. Forest orcs are like pigs. Heres the second hat.
>5:25 Why won't they leave us clean and tidy equipment?
>5:30 This is for maintenance. "Resin glue", to glue themselves...The fuck, 2 more helmets, more helmets than people.
[Misha] 5 people should work here. Driver ahead, commander of the car to the right of him. Behind, a commander of the divizion, field officer of the battalion, his assistant.
>6:15 Meteostation, also a gift.
>6:17 You will never guess what kind of building is this. A carpenter lived here and built a sauna. From ammo boxes. here we got childrens diapers or swaddling clothes. A sauna for officers."Everyone is equal in our sauna" (on sauna hat).
>6:45 "Russian culture" (on the book). "Spartacus", a novel by Raffaello Giovagnoli. Library of Chkalovka's middle school. Fucking stole a book from a school.
>7:05 And this is what we call a "пoльoвoчкa" (field comms). It should lead from one car to another, so that cars could talk to each other.
>Library of Chkalovka's middle school
"Middle school" in Ukrainian is the equivalent of high school in American english, no?
Middle school means a school between kindergarten and college. So its 11 years of studying from 6 y.o. to 17 y.o..
>7:15 Sooner or later you will walk into the second position. And where does this lead? To "Zets". Nice car.
>7:45 We keep walking along the "polyovka", it leads us to fucking amasing positions (sarcasmic) with new gifts for our artillery and D-20 (152 mm gun-howitzer M1955). What is this, a "Rapier"? Nah.
>8:00 What year is this? 1989. Why did you say its modern?
[Misha] Because its modern
>So not too modern but a rare complex of anti-tank warfare Штypм-C, based on ATЛБ (9K114 Shturm). No ammo but I think we can find something here, because all in all everything looks decent. Even got all documentation.
>8:30 I'm telling you what, sometimes we get less full complectation from our western partners. Passport, technical description, 1989 year. All services, changed oil, lets start it up and move out.
>8:55 Its a nightmare to me to sit in such a bitch car. I won't be able to get out. I was wondering, why are they burning inside all the fucking time. Because you won't get in if you are human-sized. I maybe not be a tank driver. But I'm a damn fine looter.
>9:40 Thats a drivers seat, mechanics. To the other side a new complecx of optical-digital guidance. This man was living tidily, in this section. You can sleep here.
>10:05 Whats that? Poetry?
[Misha] No, a diary
>[Diary] Finally I came back from my long travel.
>I lived through much hardship, and won't ever in my life wish anybody to go through the same.
>Much russian blood was spilled, my friends' blood too.
>10:25 Your typical youtuber like-subcribe speech
Thanks bro
>8:55 Its a nightmare to me to sit in such a bitch car. I won't be able to get out. I was wondering, why are they burning inside all the fucking time. Because you won't get in if you are human-sized. I maybe not be a tank driver. But I'm a damn fine looter.
Holy absolute fucking kek.
>>This is some small window...
>[Misha] No, thats a loophole
for what?
>[Misha] Loophole for when you are fucked you can breathe some air
sides - geosyncronous
TY for translating anon
No problem, love me some exercise in Englandsky
>inb4 he does it for free
>"watch next"
>when you can binge watch the russian shithole collapsing
what times to be alive
>love me some exercise in Englandsky
does this mean you're practicing english, or does this mean you're one of the guys getting trained?
If the latter I hope you're able to get back there in time to liberate some land and be welcomed by tearful babushkas, before all of the russian army fucking shits itself in rout.
>Everything is new
>Hand rustling around a compartment of rusty and dusty parts.
Is this that Ukrainian dry humor I hear about?
Ukraine humor is pretty fucking funny
>Is accordion probably stolen from somewhere in Ukraine
>Is only half of accordion russian now only have half the joy
>Is stolen washing machine
>Dream of every russian.
Ukrainian bants have been stellar through the war.
9P149 Shturm-S as well. Nice
Based Russian SAUUUUNER
>doesn't fight
>just wants to SOOOOAK
>body temperature 40C
>winter arrives, doesn't notice
>coughs up vape, "this air is too dry"
>PRIVATE CONSCRIPTOVICH WE NEED TRENCHES HERE NOW!
>AAUUGHH IM BATHTOOOOBING
russians will literaly do anything other than win the war
how in the fuck
print it
Forgetting the ass rape of a conscript while relaxing in the bath.
the sauna looks so comfyyyyy
what part of the vid has the tactical sauna?
>6:20
War truly has not changed
that sauna looked comfy, not gonna lie
sauna is good for health and morale, you shelteted inner city plebs have never had to live for weeks and months in the dirt with lice crawling all over you. its much much worse in the winter. getting deloused and some sauna time doesnt just feel amazing, it's necessary sanitation and convalesence.
>1.24
>ammo boxes as walls
Based on what i've seen this war, those boxes are either full of ammo (and would have made for a nice show for arty drone-observers if they stayed to fight), or were never filled with anything when brought to the front
>What the fuck am I listening to?
"Alexi, send your men into this airfield by Helicopter"
"Sir, their SAMs are still active!"
"Not to worry Alexi, they use S300s as well, they'll miss."
Credit where credit is due, that makeshift sauna looks rather cozy and demonstrates some carpenter skills. Definitely better than the rust bucket with electronics from the late 70s.
>And yes, vatniks made a fucking sauna on the frontline.
That's some amazing busy work to avoid doing anything else. Bet it needed "maintenance" every day the guy that built it too.
>"here, you can see village of orcs, forest orcs to be specific. Very smelly and frightened kind of orcs."
>"they usually hide from people and live in such burrows"
>"but nowadays you can't see them often, because once they hear something is coming, they go into retreat"
The bantz.
this guy went from reviewing cars to reviewing r*ssian tanks 4 days apart
That is some movie tier character arc, ngl.
I mean, at this point, a T-82 with ammo costs less than a sedan in Ukraine.
From the thumbnails it looks like all the recent reviews were done by his friendo
indeed, one of them is in the military now, but he has been helping the military since 2014
>channel called test
>doesn't test drive the BTR
That's a down vote from me
tbh if i was a soldier on the frontlines I'd probably go for escapist adventure fiction as well. Just be happy it's not isekai manga.
unless your that one commander who got run over by his own troops
hes probably in Isekai hell right now
what is the equal but opposite equivalent to isekai?
Where instead of being sent to an Otaku's wet dream you're sent to and even worse world to suffer?
getting isekaid into the dystopian year of 2175 probably
instead of medieval its all cyberpunk shit
instead of magic its nanomachines
instead of Waifus its crack whores
basically the complete opposite of your average isekai
Now and then, Here and there.
Constant suffering.
Reasonably confidant Finns would at some point, stop ghetto construction activities and make some attempt to win.
I just meant building a sauna is the first thing you would build when you have the time, exactly like those russkies did
Sauce
Literally in the post,
Now and then, Here and there.
what's that gif from
Texhnolyze
It's not Isekai, but that makes it even worse. There is no escape, no hope of a better future in death, there is just a constant, slow agony.
Somehow that universe is worse than Warhammer 40k's, and that's an achievement.
Banger ass opening though.
Texnolyze was great.
They don't really make "just fucking have a nice day" depression-core anime anymore.
Adventurer gets GOBBO'd and reincarnated as a japanese NEET.
nice. nu-K celebrating even more warcrimes
>capturing our only luxury is a war crime
damn considering the average living conditions of Vatniks I have to once in my life agree with this shill
Sadly ukies do take PoWs.
There are literally no warcrimes being done in this video
You're just an ass-blasted gay.
Get out.
They are just like us fr fr
t. Finland
>7 minutes in
>spisdil knizku sa skoli
AHAHA
jesus
fucking lol
i love this war
It never ceases to amaze me how disgusting Russian vehicles are. I know that living rough on the front means that things get messy but there is a difference between
>"everything is covered in dirt and dust and there is lots of random equipment and food lying around"
and
>"literal trash strewn all over every surface"
sorry trash can was used in the building of the sauna
>vatniks made a fucking sauna on the frontline
Wtf
I love vatnigs now
I mean they weren't frontlines a couple of days ago.
Where is the 'send VDV to die' button?
I learned about the sauna from Combat Approved. Episode on Syria I believe. I thought it was cool. Russian forces legit have some stuff aimed at the comfort of troops. They also have mobile bakeries. There was a vid showing them mass-producing these Easter cakes. Looked pretty good ngl.
all this shit happened in under 200 days
>Also ever UKie in a video who is still alive in 2 years is going to get arrested and gulagged!
>And yes, vatniks made a fucking sauna on the frontline.
Based and Fenno-pilled. It seems some Finno-Ugric blood still flows in the veins of those Mongol-Corrupted Russians. A field sauna is the most important construct of any unit.
>Finns can't have saunas in company barracks because its a fire hazard
>Estonia can
I took part in kevadtorm and was so jealous when after it we visited new estonian barracks and got to the sauna, it was really good. The barracks we were before tho was some soviet era shithole with rats and bugs
too gear ukraine has gotten pretty wild lately
I get captions when watching the video embedded but not on the main page, strange.
>we received this though the goodwill program
it's hard not to love the Ukis at this point