A group of Navy Seals were on a base in Afghanistan and had a sign that said “Second to None”. An SAS unit arrived, stole the part of the sign that said “None” and hung it above their part of the base
A group of Navy Seals were on a base in Afghanistan and had a sign that said Second to None.
This is their story.
lost
then the sign just said "second to" confusing everyone on the base.
it's abstract banter
but if they are saying they are the "none" in the "second to none" they should have just made their own sign that said "none" while leaving the "second to none" sign up. now the S.A.S just have a sign that says "none" that only someone who noticed the "second to" sign would understand
>that only someone who noticed the "second to" sign would understand
Yeah, the only people who would get it are the people its dabbing on, ie Seals. Shitposts dont have to have mass appeal.
I always knew shitposters were braindead but my god you don't even have a brain
You're no fun
TIL brit banter is actually quite shit
>that only someone who noticed the "second to" sign would understand
Welcome to bong humour
It's usually full of referential jokes like that
>actual Redditor
Nah m8 I'm thinking you simply belong to a sub 90 IQ population group and an ESL to boot.
Yeah. You have to be high IQ to understand it.
And then the Seals lost a fistfight to the SAS and wrote a book on how they actually won and sniped 500 taliban
The end
>A group of Navy Seals were on a base in Afghanistan and had a sign that said “Second to Nun”. A catholic mission arrived, stole the part of the sign that said “Nun” and hung it above their part of the base
See
Thanks you fucking nerd
>A group of Navy Seals were on a base in Afghanistan and had a sign that said “Second to None”. Spetsnaz arrived, stole the sign.
>*Washing machine
>A group of Navy Seals were on a base in Afghanistan and had a sign that said “Suck dicks”. An SAS unit arrived, stole the part of the sign that said “OP is a homosexual” and hung it above their part of the base
A group of Navy Seals were on a base in Afghanistan and had a sign that said “Second to None”. A delta force unit crashed into the base
Not weapon related, you should try /fag/
>A group of Navy Seals were on a base in Afghanistan and had a sign that said “Second to None”. An SAS unit arrived, and they were all named Muhammed
their armed forces are still overwhelmingly white though, especially their higher tier guys. Seems all the Muhammad's dont really feel like fighting for the country that let them in.
Actual Britbong here. Our armed forces is for all intensive purposes just white guys. There are some women, they tend to just get written off as probably useless in most scenarios. They only really get attention when everyone is at the pub and shitfaced. For every ethnicity other than white, you tend to only find them in the roles that people generally consider to be for retards like logistics because all they have to do is take something off a shelf and give it to you. On rare occasions you find some mystery mutt though, they just seem to be dotted around randomly but they're usually not great at their job.
This trying to colonise the planet was a mistake all it did was bring in some curry but the rest was a waste you can blaime the Scottish for it. They were behind the whole east indian company yet the english get blaimed for it. Come to think of it they are like the israelites of the uk very small population yet over represented in all fields
>Besides Fitch and Lancaster,[6]:5 the group included Stephen Soame, then Lord Mayor of London; Thomas Smythe, a powerful London politician and administrator who had established the Levant Company; Richard Hakluyt, writer and apologist for British colonization of the Americas; and several other sea-farers who had served with Drake and Raleigh.
>on 31 December 1600, the Queen responded favourably to a petition by "George, Earl of Cumberland and 218 others,[24] including James Lancaster, Sir John Harte, Sir John Spencer (both of whom had been Lord Mayor of London), the adventurer Edward Michelborne, the nobleman William Cavendish and other Aldermen and citizens.[25] She granted her charter to their corporation named Governor and Company of Merchants of London trading into the East Indies.
I am Scottish. The real mistake wasn't colonisation, it was compromise. Compromising with groups who don't care whatsoever about the British people, the British armed forces or the British way of life. It's led to complete apathy of every Brit and nobody in this country has it in them to admit that the entire population has become a waste of space due to their attitude as a result of these comrpomises. The only place there was still a semblance of a hard working attitude was the armed forces but even that's starting to disappear. All because we spend less time actually acting like a military than we do in PowerPoint briefs telling us that we're probably rapists and terrible people.
>Actual Britbong
>for all intensive purposes
Oh my god hahahaha
Diamond dozen, mate.
I wasn't sure if the first sentence would portray how retarded we all are effectively. I thought I better hammer it home or the joke would have been a bit of a damp squid.
Shut up. Please shut up. Finish school.
>Seems all the Muhammad's dont really feel like fighting for the country that let them in.
There was a time when there were more British muslims fighting for ISIS then there were in the British military. Now that Israel/Gaza has kicked Hamas will be full of angry brown bongs.
>A group of Navy Seals were on a base in Afghanistan and had a sign that said “Second to None”. Sayeret Matkal arrived and blew it up with a Midras missile
>A group of Navy Seals were on a base in Afghanistan and had a sign that said “Second to None”. A JTF2 unit [REDACTED]
Funny, everyone is laughing /s
I’m an American and even though the story is bullshit, it’s pretty well known that the SAS edges out the seals. When I was an uni I’d read about both their training and missions all the time. You’d see Seals fucking up missions all the time but nary do the SAS
>A group of Navy Seals were on a base in Afghanistan and had a sign that said “OP is a homosexual”.OP arrived and started sucking dicks
>/s
God I hate you fucking people with a passion go back
>"American" using 'nary' unironically
Go back to your irrelevant shitcountry Muhammed
I’m literally American dude. If /k/ had flags I could show you, but even then you’d probably think I’m on holiday or something in the US
>"American" using 'on holiday' unironically
being confident about your complete and total lack of research on how Americans actually speak isn't convincing anyone, Muhammed
>A group of Navy Seals weren't on a base in Afghanistan and had a sign that said “None”. An SAS unit hadn't arrived.
I don't believe you. The Seals would have written a book and had a feature length movie about it.
>A group of Navy Seals were on a base in Afghanistan and had a sign that said "Second to None". Unit 777 arrived from Egypt and 3/4ths of base personnel died.
>A group of Seals
Cheeky bastards.
>A group of Navy Seals were on a base in Afghanistan and had a sign that said “Second to None”. An SAS unit arrived, stole the part of the sign that said “Second to” and hung it above their part of the base
i dont get it
can someone explain
“Second to none” is a way to say you are number one, none is better than you, you are second to nobody. By SAS stealing the none and mounting it on their base they are calling themselves none, thus Seals are second to them.
Autism speaks!
>A group of Navy Seals were on a base in Afghanistan and had a sign that said “Second to None”. Because they are Americans, they needed two signs to write three words.
Second to none = nobody is better than us
SAS = Hi, we're "nobody"
LMAO
And to prove they really are better, they stole part of the sign.
Can you even ck.pare them navy seal isnt on par with them maybe seal team six of dev gru even then there training and capabilities are not the same. Most seals are civilians trained to do things, sas are all vetrents that get hand picked to attend selection then they get trained in all aspects, path finding recon war fighting protection driving and other stuff.
Good bants. Anyone trying to over analyze this is a retard.
> A group of Navy Seals were on a base in Afghanistan and had a sign that said “Second to None”. A Boy Scouts troupe arrived, tied some ropes into the shape of the word “None”, and hung it above their part of the base
>A group of Navy Seals were on a base in Afghanistan and had a sign that said “Second to None”. An SAS unit arrived, stole the Seals group and hung them above their part of the base
Why are sas thieves and why did the seals not say anything or do anything about it?
>A group of Navy Seals were on a base in Afghanistan and had a sign that said “Second to None”. An SAS unit arrived and hung them above their part of the base
like fucking children
>A group of Navy Seals were on a base in Afghanistan and had $11 to their name. When the base got their paychecks, the first thing that an SAS unit bought was a car. The Navy Seals bought a hot dinner.
and then everyone clapped
and then an A10 ate a dozen brits in another blue on blue incident
what a gay thread
xdd
Those silly brits!
>turn around
>SAS slumped over the table
>raped to death by pakis
Sure is weapons in here
I'm just waiting for AI filtering to take off so it can handle this trash