1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A magical metal the size of a grain of sand shot at extreme velocities would rekt shit, anon. Doesn't matter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it would immediately disintegrate from air friction

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a superhot pocket of gas that's as dense as metal and travelling near the speed of light is not going to be much of a discernible difference in the kinetics department.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sacrificial jacket / sabot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ITS MAGIC you fucking asshole.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1. Depends where you're firing it
        and
        2. It was a hypothetical magical metal which could theoretically survive such forces put on it.

        That point was the size of the projectile isn't the be all end all. It's why space travel (if we ever even bother) is literally reliant on us inventing some sort of force shield because micro asteroids would absolutely fuck the ship. FTL could be made tomorrow and you'd still need to find a way to protect against that kind of shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >size doesn't matter
      Dicklet cope.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In your head how do you justify the bore being larger than 90mm, and the new cannons being like three times the caliber of the old ones and still being listed the same way?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sabot

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Scorpion is canonically a light tank

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Scorpion is canonically a light tank
      it's canonically referred to as a MBT. It also canonically uses APHE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >canon
        >mbt
        That's the Grizzly anon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Grizzly is an 'assault tank' officially. The CE manual calls the scorpion an MBT

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/3Urq7PB.jpg

            >90mm
            lmao

            so how do they justify the ultra high profile?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              looks cool

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/ykxIXF5.jpg

                [...]
                Considering it's a losing war it makes sense for them to make a bunch of cheap Scorpions that can be massed at many different points in the galaxy instead of just building 500 super tanks that will only be good at defending earf or other places such as Reach if the Covenant are nice enough to not just bomb the shit out of the place before moving in.

                [...]
                it's a fake tank made up for a video game, you should have a nice day for thinking you're so clever for realizing it doesn't look like a real tank would

                Japs made their fantasy tanks with low profiles

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're not killing yourself. Do as you're told. You're too low IQ to serve a purpose.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you sure about that?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                YMT05 says "Yes,for now.".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's a literal giant robot wearing a tank for a skirt. Should have countered with the retcon Zeeke MBT the "Magella Eins". It's actually shockingly fucking aesthetic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well now I have something to do in Sprocket next time I fire it up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ze*n 'tanks'
                There's a reason those spacenoid fucks lost the war.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Spacenoids were in-universe shit at developing tanks and aircraft, that's why the Earth Federation was able to contest the Earth before they had mobile suits even after getting their space fleet blitzed and a colony (filled with the corpses of gassed spacenoids, Zeon hypocrisy at its finest) dropped on them, dominant control of the air.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Federation propaganda

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >SIEG ZEON!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They were all wrong except for Delaz. He also had the decency to use an empty colony. Now hold this L for me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They are all entirely accurate, you lying space-german.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Delaz is at least justified in his actions. Mobile suits with nuclear lunchers. Yeah the federation were up to no good.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not really. Only the original Zeon, and maybe Char’s Neo Zeon really paid lip service to contolism. The rest of them are pretty explicitly “Hey, remember when we fucked up the Earthnoids? Let’s do that again”

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Char's Neo-Zeon was really different. They had the same
                >Spacenoids better
                but rather than
                >lol me Spacenoid superior so me mass murder inferior Earthnoids
                Char was
                >Spacenoids superior so EVERYONE should be one
                and trying to force everyone into space. This thinking would be seen by others like a WWII Nazi trying to magically convert other races to theirs. Really, really weird.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Turret's unmanned.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              easier to peak hills with

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >canon
            >mbt
            That's the Grizzly anon.

            Considering it's a losing war it makes sense for them to make a bunch of cheap Scorpions that can be massed at many different points in the galaxy instead of just building 500 super tanks that will only be good at defending earf or other places such as Reach if the Covenant are nice enough to not just bomb the shit out of the place before moving in.

            [...]
            so how do they justify the ultra high profile?

            it's a fake tank made up for a video game, you should have a nice day for thinking you're so clever for realizing it doesn't look like a real tank would

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It also canonically uses APHE
        This is a meme started by infinite losers online who wanted to "argue Halo's stats down" so that they could insist to other gays that their sci fi army beats Halo. They spread false information across the net, even editing it into Wikis and putting "sources" they can never back up but like I said, they can never actually show the evidence.

        >implying Spacebattles is wrong
        That's a very bold statement.

        Nah they're right about a lot. Hell, I've also posted to the UNSC capability thread. But they can also be *very* autistic, and since they were always mixture of old /v/ and leddit they are even more iffy now.

        Spacebattlers are gay noguns morons and their "calcs" are almost always fucking retarded. We get Spacebattlers on PrepHole every now and then and they usually run away crying in an hour or two when they mix up free recoil and muzzle energy, or inertia/momentum and energy, or parrot some dipshit fuddlore and get their assholes reamed. Last month a Spacebattler was in here pissing and shitting because he got confused about Backface Deformation of ceramic armor.
        We've learned to spot them and their limp dick arguments from a mile away. The best thing a Spacebattler can do here is shut the fuck up and learn to stop being one.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Spacebattles calcs are retarded
          OK now I know you're full of shit.
          >noguns
          Old Spacebattles was full of people who were trying to outgun the fucking XELEE and the Culture, guns and weapons are a critical part of, I don't know, fighting in fucking space.
          >this level of seethe
          It sounds like YOU tried to go on Spacebattles and got rekt within the first 10 minutes and earned a permaban, which takes quite a bit of stupidity.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Old Spacebattles was full of people who were trying to outgun the fucking XELEE and the Culture, guns and weapons are a critical part of, I don't know, fighting in fucking space.
            This dumb raiding offboard moron doesnt even know what a Noguns is. Being called a noguns on PrepHole and then responding with an angry rant about magical imaginary guns you think are totally awesome is absolutely PEAK Battle-boarder.
            You people are a blight on the internet, but thankfully you always run from PrepHole crying after shitting it up for a little while.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >noguns
              Try the fuck again bitch. How does it feel to be this wrong AND stupid.

              Supposedly a secret cabal of AIs has kept technology more or less stagnant since the 2200s, if not regressing in some areas, to prevent humanity from fracturing into multiple star nations and annihilating itself.

              [...]
              you have to go back

              Been here since 2004, longer than you've been alive.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Been here since 2004
                >Didnt know what noguns meant, ranted about muh zeeleeee instead.
                So what you were just pretending to be a retard tourist? Lol.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >gets proven wrong
                >haha you're just pretending to be retarded!
                Unlike you. I'd walk away before I ruin your entire night.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's just really weird that you'd pretend to not know what the longest running meme on PrepHole was that's been regularly repeated for just about it's entire existence.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >not grab gun go innawoods
                Leave.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'd walk away before I ruin your entire night.
                NTA but you couldn’t sound more like a gigagay if you tried.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which is stronger, God Emperor's Ultra Megazord with Twin Plasma Laser Gatling Machineguns or Psionic Jedi Jet Unicorn with Admantine Missile Horn that can cast Wandless Magic?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen those forums and what he said could easily be a thread there. Guess it hit a little close to home for you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no I'm not crying!
                >you're the one that's crying!
                Lol, lamo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You've proved every negative notion about spacebattlers people had in this thread correct. You come onto our board and you shit and piss everywhere and post nothing of value or interest.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >logically debunk all the arguments
                >provide evidence for my case
                >PrepHoleiddies shit themselves and screech
                >they provide no evidence whatsoever
                >they claim they're not seething even though every post is pure seethe
                What if I told you I have never posted on Spacebattles in my life? That the only reason I go there is to read old fanfiction and roundrobins and get calcs for weapons yields? So this entire time you have been pounding your keyboard and screeching like a feral ape to a guy who isn't what you're accusing him of? That makes you either a thin skinned bitch who gets assmad at literally nothing or a retard who should wear a helmet at all times. The only thing thing you've proven is that this board is full of spergs and retards.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >logically debunk all the arguments
                hahahaha lol what a gay. Do you read this shit before you post it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Also on a tangent SB went to shit once we were no longer allowed to advocate for alien genocide, leftists don’t like it when we talk about killing all the Lampreys/Na’vi
                Was that before or after they corralled every conservative on the site into some kind of weird hidden subforum reservation then banned them?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you?

                Lol whoops responded to last post instead of the one I meant

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not the guy you just quoted, I’m this guy

                https://i.imgur.com/5m1bp9Q.png

                I think there is a much larger amount of space battlers on PrepHole, they just largely lurk and don’t spaz out when someone says “mean thing” about SB. Although I agree that Xelee is shit because it is just “muh large numbers” shit and are no fun to debate with, same as Time Lords and Suggsverse.

                Also on a tangent SB went to shit once we were no longer allowed to advocate for alien genocide, leftists don’t like it when we talk about killing all the Lampreys/Na’vi

                but I believe after. Christ ever since that shitshow the site has gone down, I can’t even use Dinosaurs for vs debates anymore because apparently they have no “feats”, stfu I want to make a Protoceratops fight a Chimpanzee you fucking nerd

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I got permanently banned years ago for mentioning that I dislike grotesquely obese people, obvious trannies, and people who wear garish hair dye (because I don't really care about them beyond them being an eyesore in public). The ban told me to go take a walk and that I would probably encounter all of those people and not even notice.

                I remember it clearly because it was so mind-bogglingly stupid. All the people I dislike are clearly noticeable by their descriptions. My whole problem with them is their appearance. How would I not notice them? You don't just walk past a grotesquely obese person and mistake them for a normal person.

                After. Also the fanfiction quality went into the shitter, because too much violence or parallels to real world events that rustle leftist jimmies is a bannable offense. I was reading a Neir/Terminator crossover where a guy got banned for saying 9S is the resident trap for "homophobic slurs". There's TONS of chud SI's, and the aforementioned Wormfics that clog the catalog. It's a fucking shame because it was a hybrid between PrepHole and FF.net and it was good. You could easily get beta readers and help to become a better writer, get lore dumps and sources and constructive criticism. Now you can't offend anyone, it's a more nerdy and gay Reddit than anything now.

                >Also on a tangent SB went to shit once we were no longer allowed to advocate for alien genocide, leftists don’t like it when we talk about killing all the Lampreys/Na’vi
                Was that before or after they corralled every conservative on the site into some kind of weird hidden subforum reservation then banned them?

                Diff anon, all the "right wingers" that got banned from Spacebattles went off and made their own site, and they put all the Neocons and moderates in charge, who promptly hired a "based chud" to run the site and started banning their old compadres for being extreme or unfriendly to leftist newcomers lol. I think the chud tried to tank the site then killed himself at some point.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                SV? I was under the impression that SV was basically just the exact same thing under a different set of the same neoliberal gays with a worse UI.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No I think that's the "even more leftist" one. There were like three offshoot sites, one for antifa, one for porn, then one for the "Conservatives"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah he’s talking about the sietch, I went on it once and honestly it’s not worth the time. It’s nice to see some of the guys that got banned off SB but the entire site just reeks of bitter resentment

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They tried too hard to be a replacement for old school Spacebattles and not hard enough to just be a place for right wing nerds.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tbqh all I ever really wanted out of SB was vs debates with long effortposts and minimal fanboyism.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                VS shit really only works between friends because no one's ever going to agree about which "feats" have priority and basically every writer contradicts themselves on power levels from time to time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It varies. For some stuff, especially games, especially games without very many entries, you can get quite firm numbers. Supreme Commander is an example of this; firepower can be precisely calculated based off of the game's mass and energy and their relation to reclaiming rocks, trees, etc; the game's physics and production times are canon with the exception that the gravity is increased 10x to reduce projectile ranges and you can use that to determine real ranges, which means you can determine pretty accurately how powerful a given unit is and how it would really perform. It's not perfect (SupCom is known to have space forces in the lore but they aren't depicted in the game, and there's also speculation on whether the unit cap is canon or not) but it lets you have a well-reasoned debate, and someone trying to spout out bullshit can be quickly caught out.

                Then on the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like 40k where there are no quantifiable feats, just X unit (which has no quantifiable feats) has his power based off of its performance vs Y unit (which also has no quantifiable feats) which the fanboys tout as proof that 40k has Z power level (because X can beat Y, which is awesome - so that means X must be more awesome. Why is Y awesome? Well because it can fight X, which we know is also awesome because it can fight Y!); meanwhile, useful specifications of something like a Land Raider's armour being equivalent to steel armour of W thickness are dismissed out of hand because they don't match the fanboy's opinion of what 40k's power level "should be" ( with zero quantifiable feats).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Christ I wish, just about all of my debates are full of retards going with the highest feat possible for their side while going with the lowest feat possible for the side they do not like. It’s made it just about impossible to use star wars for debates.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I got permanently banned years ago for mentioning that I dislike grotesquely obese people, obvious trannies, and people who wear garish hair dye (because I don't really care about them beyond them being an eyesore in public). The ban told me to go take a walk and that I would probably encounter all of those people and not even notice.

                I remember it clearly because it was so mind-bogglingly stupid. All the people I dislike are clearly noticeable by their descriptions. My whole problem with them is their appearance. How would I not notice them? You don't just walk past a grotesquely obese person and mistake them for a normal person.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                After. Also the fanfiction quality went into the shitter, because too much violence or parallels to real world events that rustle leftist jimmies is a bannable offense. I was reading a Neir/Terminator crossover where a guy got banned for saying 9S is the resident trap for "homophobic slurs". There's TONS of chud SI's, and the aforementioned Wormfics that clog the catalog. It's a fucking shame because it was a hybrid between PrepHole and FF.net and it was good. You could easily get beta readers and help to become a better writer, get lore dumps and sources and constructive criticism. Now you can't offend anyone, it's a more nerdy and gay Reddit than anything now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You might want to check out RPGCodex.net.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't seem to understand what 'noguns' means, you need to leave.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Last month
          a random spacebattler has been living in your head rent free for a month?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >See someone shit in public a month ago
            >Remember that the next time you see someone shit in public
            >This ability might as well be witchcraft
            Sorry about your head injury lol

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              His post is dripping with seethe. I wouldn't write a paragraph about a dude I saw shitting unless he made me angry while doing so

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cool lol you should go back where you came from now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Made you mad too?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is pretty low effort gayry

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But you're responding so obviously I've got you miffed in some fashion

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                careful anon, you might have made him cry.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                careful anon, you might have made him cry.

                Can you morons suck each other off somewhere else, if you're even two separate people? Every time this thread gets to an interesting point you pop back up to make it gay again.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's right, Donut.

    I'm a gay robot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      roosterteeth is fucking trash and has been for a long time now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I liked their shorts from the ~2009-2012 era. Lots of funny shit there. Catch was the first video I saw and the video was nothing special until the punchline hit and it fucking got me. Newer ones from like 2014 onward are trash.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think I stopped after Season 15 or thereabouts. I have no idea what they're even doing these days... woke melodramas?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I have no idea what they're even doing these days
          Getting into scandals of the sexual and racial variety. Nothing particularly exciting by PrepHole standards.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently still managing to butcher RWBY, I thought that show was dead for sure but apparently they just started releasing season 9 now and it's just as bad as the rest

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I miss Monty Oum.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're going to have to accept that Monty would have just made Final Fantasy fagshit and wouldn't have meaningfully restrained the fags around him. He was a good animation choreographer, though no single scene in RWBY ever hit close to Dead Fantasy or even the Jackie Chan esque early RVB CGI fights.

              It's sad that he died, but he wouldn't have saved RWBY or RVB or anything else.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its literally a FV101 Scorpion 90 but made for a Pelican instead of an array of cold war navel and air craft.

    >Verification not required.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but if that's the case why is it so godawfully large

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wierd thing about the Scorpion is it's supposed to be lighter than an abrams but it's like three times the size, and it has a tiny compartment and it's supposed to just be all armor.
        Then the newer games added an upgraded scorpion which is supposed to have more armor but also somehow be lighter.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You dare challenge styrofoamium armor's supremacy?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The universal substance that exists in every sci fi setting that makes the mistake of listing a weight for anything.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tank that can be transported into combat alongside 12 men

    Thats pretty fucking rad force projection.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1-man crew makes it essentially worthless. The moment it breaks down or gets detracked, it's lost

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn’t seem out of reason for a tank dropped with 12 men, that operates in such a close support capacity, to have a symbiotic relationship with the section with the infantry having some knowledge in assisting the driver in maintenance and field repair of the tanks. That being said in game they seem extremely expendable and are dropped like any other piece kit to the soldiers as opposed to having dedicated tankers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. Presumably these troops with nerual interfaces and 500 years of future development are able to hop in and operate the tank as needed. If the tank breaks, oh well the UNSC (pre-war) had about 800 worlds to extract resources from so if they lose a tank its not like they're a former communist superpower having to field 40 year old designs to make up for losses in a 3 day special military operation.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Recovery is also hilariously easy when you have the pelican to carry it worldwide or to your ship or another orbital repair facility

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is important, supply lines are basically a non-factor for the UNSC because pelicans are so fucking god tier and can even shit on most other things in the sky short of full-blown starfighters

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >That being said in game they seem extremely expendable
          Vehicles in Halo are renewable resources. Scorpion and Warthog crop exports are treated much like wine, with their own interstellar appellations. Blood Gulch Scorpions, for instance, are renowned for their soothing computer voices, superb handling, swift respawn cycle, and crisp sparkling flavor.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know I'm not too sure on that. The UNSC is ridiculously air mobile. Just hold still for a couple minutes while a pelican comes by, picks up the tank and flys off. I'm honestly not sure what purpose something like the elephant serves since just about everything they have is air mobile except the elephant.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >what purpose something like the elephant serves
          Garbage collection, VIP protection, a mobile spawn/capture point for flags, and an armored clown car that you can park next to an enemy base before opening a portal to the infinite marines dimension.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Pelican is fucking awesome.

      1-man crew makes it essentially worthless. The moment it breaks down or gets detracked, it's lost

      >1-man crew makes it essentially worthless.
      wat. It makes it amazing.

      1-man crew makes it essentially worthless. The moment it breaks down or gets detracked, it's lost

      >The moment it breaks down
      It probably doesn't do that. Ever. It probably also doesn't survive long enough against Covenant forces for it to matter.

      https://i.imgur.com/zgJOY5z.jpg

      Doesn’t seem out of reason for a tank dropped with 12 men, that operates in such a close support capacity, to have a symbiotic relationship with the section with the infantry having some knowledge in assisting the driver in maintenance and field repair of the tanks. That being said in game they seem extremely expendable and are dropped like any other piece kit to the soldiers as opposed to having dedicated tankers.

      This. Presumably these troops with nerual interfaces and 500 years of future development are able to hop in and operate the tank as needed. If the tank breaks, oh well the UNSC (pre-war) had about 800 worlds to extract resources from so if they lose a tank its not like they're a former communist superpower having to field 40 year old designs to make up for losses in a 3 day special military operation.

      Yeah its basically used as a self-propelled gun.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, it's a sci-fi video game. There are actual aliens and shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There are actual aliens
      ahem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it has [fictional element] therefore nothing needs to make logical sense
      every hollywood hack ever

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >99.999% of players: tank is fun and cool.
        Autismo retards: I read that the Mk4v2 Skorpionis tank only has a 90mm gun. How would that even work in the Super Augmented Space Marine army that fights on the space ring against the Catholic aliens? What? You don't think this is the most important element of the story!? You don't think the tank designed in 2001 that is shaped like a scorpion having a 90mm gun is the least believable but most important part of the story!?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was designed for blowing up unarmed civies

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tank beats ghost.
    Tank beats hunter.
    Tank beats everything!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Halo Wars
      >Hunter beats Scorpion
      LIES!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is halo wars?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Halo Wars
          A bretty gud RTS game that had GOAT cinematics and characters.
          >Sgt. Forge
          >a fucking Arbiter that is so prison swole that he could fuck Brutes up the ass
          >Captain "fuck your star" Cutter
          Halo Wars 2 dosen't exist.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A shitty, non-canon game.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not how you spell Halo:Reach.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, like i said earlier, it's how you spell halo: wars, brainlet. reach is canon, just like halo ce, 2, 3, and ODST.

              verification not required.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >reach is canon
                No the fuck it isn't. Fall of Reach is fucking canon, backed by multiple media, the book, the movie, and referenced in other books.
                Halo:Reacharound?
                >you're an ultra cool HYPER LETHAL Spartan that was SUPER SECRET and TOOK ENTIRE PLANETS BY HIMSELF
                >NOBLE TEAM, because they are SUPER SPECIAL because every other Spartan team was color named (Red, Blue, Grey)
                >Said NOBLE TEAM is issued with Mijolnir despite being Spartan III's, whose life expectancy made WW2 kamikaze pilots blush and Halsey thought that was going too far
                >said NOBLE team is in power ranger colors because fuck concealment and shit
                >KAT has a cyborg arm! How fucking cool is that! Even though flash cloning is a thing and Spartan augmentation is superior in every way but don't notice that!
                >look at the COOL, EDGY Spartan who carved a SKULL into his EVA (a very rare armor set) completely nullifying the polarization that keeps his eyes from being fried by Covenant weapons fire
                >look how the Covenant managed to sneak on Reach, despite it being the second most protected world in UNSC space
                >look at this cool space fighter, even though it can't break orbit under it's own power and the Longsword is a thing but whatever
                >look at all these UNSC weapons that weren't on the Pillar of Autumn, despite it being the Hail Mary of the UNSC
                >look at all these Covenant weapons, that are never encountered again despite the Covenant considering innovation to be heretical
                To list all the lore breaking bullshit and plot holes would be a thread on it's own, but Halo Reach fucking sucked.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit you're like Spacebattles back at 2013, did you get the news that Snowden leaked data?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying Spacebattles is wrong
                That's a very bold statement.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah they're right about a lot. Hell, I've also posted to the UNSC capability thread. But they can also be *very* autistic, and since they were always mixture of old /v/ and leddit they are even more iffy now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >more iffy
                Yeah they became leftist as fuck, especially after the chud mod banned so many people that he got fired for it, and the utter seethe Tom Kratman caused.
                >get so rekt that a author kills you in his book
                >and he gets paid for it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That and now they're filled of wormfics, even vs threads get drowned with them.

                Gigaton/teraton turbolasers and mac cannons will always be fucking retarded

                They were both canon tho. One from the Visual guides and the other through the depiction on the lore, sorry mate.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wormfic?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know
                It's better to stay that way.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't wanna know, mate.

                Worm.
                >take capeshit
                >make it 1000% worse
                >allow anyone to create new characters
                >all the characters are mentally ill gays/trannies
                >the fucking "villains" are honestly better people
                Just avoid it at all costs.

                So its some kind of fanfic system. I guess the less I know the better.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't wanna know, mate.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Worm.
                >take capeshit
                >make it 1000% worse
                >allow anyone to create new characters
                >all the characters are mentally ill gays/trannies
                >the fucking "villains" are honestly better people
                Just avoid it at all costs.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah worm is the fucking worst, and fanboys on the internet are constantly pushing their dogshit series.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People get superpowers though suffering. (the MC nearly died after like 3 years of bullying culminated in her getting shoved into a locker full of used tampons and bugs. Now she can control bugs) everyone is a massive cunt and the world's going to get exploded via giant space worms in a couple years because everyone sucks. Its just fucking depressing.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >especially after the chud mod banned so many people that he got fired for it, and the utter seethe Tom Kratman caused.
                >>get so rekt that a author kills you in his book
                >>and he gets paid for it
                I doubt Athenatos is actually at chud, more like a psyop.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gigaton/teraton turbolasers and mac cannons will always be fucking retarded

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >does the math according to screen depictions/lore
                >its retarded
                Blame the writers, they're the ones who did it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You battle board death battle versus nigs are all alike. You painstakingly curate what information you share with people you think don't know any better to conjure your preferred image of a setting into being via smoke and mirrors. The second you encounter someone who has knowledge to the source material and busts out the depictions you were desperate to obfuscate you hiss and recoil like vampires confronted with the cross.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anyone who posts on Spacebattles should kill themselves, also anyone who runs a 'versus debate' website.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Holy shit you're like Spacebattles back at 2013, did you get the news that Snowden leaked data?

                >implying Spacebattles is wrong
                That's a very bold statement.

                SB had a lot of problems back then, complaining about the final cutscenes full of Warthogs was among the worst.

                They were literally in the situation of throwing whatever they had into the fight. And fast and nimble likley survived better than slow did. hence, Warthogs.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Worm.
                >take capeshit
                >make it 1000% worse
                >allow anyone to create new characters
                >all the characters are mentally ill gays/trannies
                >the fucking "villains" are honestly better people
                Just avoid it at all costs.

                Showing my age here (uphill, both ways), but I'm old enough to remember back when SB occasionally came up with some fun, imaginative stuff, like the first year or two of the BT/Clancyverse crossover. It sounds like the mind plague that is "woke" ruined everything.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                autism

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >autism
                bro do you know where you are?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Half these things could just as easily apply to CE 2 and 3 anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Halofags should've been rounded up and put it a re-education camp.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >put it?
                Do you mean put in?
                Geez you should go with them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >most people rejected his message. they hated him because he spoke the truth

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't he just spews retarded contrarian shit people more intelligent than him but lazier than him have said before.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >valid criticism
                >contrarian
                Halo Reach started all the bullshit in the 343 games
                >fucktons of "headshot" weapons turning a close to mid ranged game into long range strafe fights
                >sprint
                >armor abilities
                >lore butchering

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Fucktons of headshot weapons
                Reach headshot weapons: DMR, Magnum, Needle Rifle, Sniper
                Halo 2/3 headshot weapons: Battle Rifle, Carbine, Magnum (albeit shit outside noob combo), Sniper, Beam Rifle
                >close to mid ranged game to long range strafe fights
                That one was already out with how powerful the BR was in H2.
                >Sprint
                I'll give you that one
                >Armor Abilities
                I'm old enough to remember people complaining about the equipment in H3 the same way they complained about armor abilities in reach. The only one I really feel was egregious was armor lock.
                >but jetpack
                Made you extremely easy to kill. I can't even count the amount of retards who'd immediately start popping up the second I shot them, making them slow and an easy target.
                >lore butchering
                Look, I like The Fall of Reach too. Was it an asspull to have a cloaked supercarrier? Yeah. Was Emile's armor dumb? Yeah. But people treat Reach like it was the kind of absolute fucking trainwreck that was Halo 5. No one complained how in ODST you could clobber Brutes out of their vehicles or get shot to shit with plasma weapons and be fine without being a Spartan. I don't get why "these SPARTAN-IIIs' are actually a good match for the genetic enhancements, let's give 'em Mjolnir armor to shore up our irreplaceable SPARTAN-II losses" caused so much butthurt. The idea that everything *MUST* center around Master Chief, Doctor Halsey, Cortana and the rest of the dream team is the same shit that makes Star Wars EU so insufferable; no one wants to step away from the big, known characters or the fans throw an absolute fit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Should have always existed, should have been an Ability, should have always been unlimited.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lore butchering
                Bungie wrote the lore around the games, 343 made the games around the lore. One made good games, one released more books than games.

                Maybe they were right to do so.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >said NOBLE team is in power ranger colors because fuck concealment and shit
                This one actually hurts me the most. I liked Spartans better when they were all indistinguishable from one another. Armor permutations were a mistake.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>you're an ultra cool HYPER LETHAL Spartan that was SUPER SECRET and TOOK ENTIRE PLANETS BY HIMSELF
                TEAM, because they are SUPER SPECIAL because every other Spartan team was color named (Red, Blue, Grey)
                >>Said NOBLE TEAM is issued with Mijolnir despite being Spartan III's, whose life expectancy made WW2 kamikaze pilots blush and Halsey thought that was going too far

                You're completely miss-interpreting the game. The whole point is that nobody will remember Noble Team. It's continuing the theme of ODST, showing how the rest of the UNSC gets anal raped without Master Chief.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >making your character a totally cool Mary Sue
                >with a squad of Mary Sue's
                >instead of a standard UNSC Marine or Army trooper and utilizing the "squad" system for basic commands
                Thanks now I hate it even more.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bro they all die. Kat gets domed while running through a city. The only one that doesn't die is the one that leaves before the battle is over. The main characters constantly fail. The whole game after the mid point is about preventing people from getting genocided, and they don't even succeed in that. The vast majority of Reach gets slaughtered. Their only successes are getting Cortana off the planet and preventing a few extra refugees from getting immolated.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >those trips
                >Kat
                Dies to a single fucking needle shot. Well I guess Halsey must have been butthurt and sabotaged her armor or some shit.
                >delivers cortana
                >she's made from forerunner tech
                >she acts fucking surprised when they find Halo
                Yet another fucking plot hole.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moron did you not see their shields flickering off because they were getting fucking GLASSED?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >getting glassed
                >while a fucking phantom is flying directly above them
                >and they were in a bunker quite a distance away
                Stop simping for a shit game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reach should have been Republic Commando but it's Halo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                god i would kill for a remake or squeal of that game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >reach
                Reach is one of my favorite Halo games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I always remember those games looking better than that...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy autism

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its a video game where you shoot aliens

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bungie writers had this weird hateboner for Reach. Don't know why. Yeah, it was an important battle mentioned in the instructions book of the first game but it's far from the only important battle. Some Cortana moments in 3 already made refences to FoR's events. No need to reinvent the wheel, no need to overwrite it. Just set it aside and do a game set elsewhere. But they just couldn't resist the urge to bulldoze what ain't broke enough to fix.

                its a video game where you shoot aliens

                Not him but Reach was basically a hateboner-fueled thing. It also pushed the aesthetic more to military and less Halo CE-3.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No need to reinvent the wheel, no need to overwrite it. Just set it aside and do a game set elsewhere.
                That's another irony. It makes the universe seem smaller that they have to rewrite an important event rather than do another.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The books are slop, why would you read them?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >At the end of the day the Reach team went behind Max and Jaime's back to add mechanics they kept out of Halo because it was just a glorified side-game
                don't forget that part.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing to really defend. Reach was when Bungie started falling off. Jason Jones and Joseph Staten were pre-occupied with Destiny and they let people that didn't even understand consistency reign free on reach's development process.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>Said NOBLE TEAM is issued with Mijolnir despite being Spartan III's

                Out of everything you said this is what triggered my autism the most. Seriously what is the point of playing as III's if they're going to be wearing mjolnir regardless? Should have just played as II's.

                Also agreed on the colored armored. I liked when they're all professional green military machines instead of colorful Power Rangers. 343 making Blue team literally blue is retarded

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Seriously what is the point of playing as III's if they're going to be wearing mjolnir regardless? Should have just played as II's.
                They didn't want it to be too different I assume, even though they made tons of other changes. Even ODST was more like a Spartan without power armor because you could still rip off turrets and board wraiths. Fucking ODSTs can punch Wraiths into exploding.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why does the clone army wear different colors? So you can tell who’s who

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                from the halo reach credits:
                >MULTIPLAYER DESIGN LEAD - Chris Carney
                >MULTIPLAYER PRODUCER - David Allen
                >MULTIPLAYER DESIGNER - Derek Carroll
                >MULTIPLAYER DESIGNER - Chad Armstrong
                >MULTIPLAYER ENGINEER - Paul Lewellen
                >MULTIPLAYER/UI ENGINEERING LEAD - Luke Timmins
                Who fucked up Halo Reach multiplayer?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You forgot

                >Marines look like shit
                >UNSC aesthetics are way too futuristic and should have been kept simplistic as a node to the original Halo: Combat Evolved

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whats wrong with Halo Reach marine design?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whats wrong with Halo Reach marine design?

                they are UNSC Army

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                they are UNSC Army

                Ok, what is wrong with the UNSC Army* design you gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Said NOBLE TEAM is issued with Mijolnir despite being Spartan III's, whose life expectancy made WW2 kamikaze pilots blush and Halsey thought that was going too far

                IIRC Noble Team is comprised of Spartan-IIIs who were recognized as being especially valuable and were pulled from their classes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Noble probably started with all II's like Gorge, but attrition is a bitch.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Spartan-IIIs who were recognized as being especially valuable and were pulled from their classes

                That's fucking Bungie retcon cope. Mjolnir armor is insanely expensive and you have to be fucking augmented to even wear it. It isn't even guaranteed you make it out of the augmentation process since there's a good chance you'll be crippled. Half of the original II's didn't even make it past it. Having extra mjolnir armor lying around just to give to cheap disposable copies is retarded.

                Should have made Noble team just Spartan II's and saved Spartan III's for a stealth based Halo game. It was a mistake to make games that take place after 3. Human-Covenant war was the best part of the franchise and they should have done games that take place throughout the war

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                S-IIIs are augmented, the process was simply more advanced and safer than the IIs. They are perfectly capable of wearing MJOLNIR. MkV(b) was experimental in order to test energy shielding before rolling it out to the IIs
                It's not a retcon unless it's directly overwriting existing lore. There's no lore saying that exceptional S-IIIs couldn't be drafted into service elsewhere

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >more advanced
                kek.
                no, it was a compromise made to try and get more people who are combat effective (and ALIVE) after augmentation at the cost of compromising on the effectiveness of the augs.
                replacements are not always more advanced anon.
                the II program was the most advanced augmentation procedure they ever came up with, but it had so many problems they could only downgrade and compromise on quality.
                Advancements in the armor and some far less intrusive (and far less effective) modifications ended up being the cheapest workaround to effectively upgrade proven people in the shortest amount of time.
                So now they could minimize time and money on the selection and augmentation process.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's wrong though. Read Ghosts of Onyx. It goes into detail. The S-III augs (Project Crysanthemum) were designed to create S-II performance without the casualty rate through a decade's more advanced augmentation procedure.
                >Project CHRYSANTHEMUM was the codename given to the biological augmentation procedures performed on the Spartan-III supersoldiers. They represented a significant improvement over the augmentations used in the previous SPARTAN-II program,[1] retaining the procedures' effectiveness but being safer and less invasive to perform.[2]
                The only difference between IIs and IIIs in 2552 was experience (IIs had graduated training in 2525) and armor, the latter nullified for Noble team

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting given that they flat out DIDN'T match the II's in raw ability.
                Looks more like that statement was part bullshit because it was so much more successful they glossed over some issues.
                I don't think the III's ever got the HMG treatment anon, and some of the things that were done to the II's just... doesn't seem possible to have been made safer via stretching it out.
                They basically said that some of that stuff magically worked because.... "DRUG" was applied.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sorry, brain melt there, mean HGH treatment.
                the human growth hormone.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >[Note 1] These hormonal treatments supposedly replaced the catalytic thyroid implants received by the Spartan-IIs as part of their augmentation procedures. When describing the CHRYSANTHEMUM augmentations, Halo: Ghosts of Onyx does not mention the Spartan-IIIs receiving the growth hormone catalyst in the form of a thyroid implant like the Spartan-IIs. Since the Spartan-IIIs received human growth hormone months prior to receiving their augmentations, it can be inferred that the catalytic thyroid implant was rendered redundant since both serve the same purpose.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Interesting given that they flat out DIDN'T match the II's in raw ability
                The point is that they DO, lol. Pound for pound, out of armor, a S-III is physically equal to an S-II. Simple as, end of. That's pretty much the point of the S-III program, to make a fuckton of IIs really fast.
                >Looks more like that statement was part bullshit because it was so much more successful they glossed over some issues.
                wdhmbt
                >I don't think the III's ever got the HMG treatment anon, and some of the things that were done to the II's just... doesn't seem possible to have been made safer via stretching it out.
                wdhmbt
                >They basically said that some of that stuff magically worked because.... "
                welcome to storytelling
                or are you under the impression that one fiction supersoldier augmentation is more realistic than another fiction supersoldier augmentation because reasons

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Basically the only notable advancement we see for a long time is in the Spartan program and related projects. Makes it feel like the UNSC is putting all it's eggs in one basket. They're also obscenely compartmentalized meaning things like that mechaspartan suit from one of the cartoons that gave an unaugmented regular marine spartan level combat capabilities (if not beyond) and would have been amazing if mass produced was deleted instead of continued from where it left off elsewhere.

                Tell me when the US has changed their ammo type in the past 60 years

                The XM-7 and it's .277 fury.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, things like advanced hypersdrive tech, armor, and weapons and stuff evolved throughout the war. I think a worse failure is that literally all that shit is a Halsey project or related to a Halsey project

                welcome to SHITTY story telling.
                little wonder they killed them off as soon as possible.
                classic way to cover up shittily written characters.

                [...]
                >can be inferred
                no it can't, unless you are fully swallowing the "magic DRUG does everything!" pill.
                they gave them enough HGH to make them bigger since they were augmenting them pre puberty, and decided to do their shit earlier.
                and even then they never seemed to get as big.
                spartan IIs were usually shown as being bigger and bulkier than IIIs.
                this is reflected in their official heights as well, not just the game depictions.
                the average spartan II was half a foot taller than the average spartan III.

                but I will concede part of their issue was likely the lack of proper armor like the II's got.
                which is still fucking retarded, since it ultimately DID make them less capable. but then the entire premise seems to have been to make a "failed" series from the start, and that likely influenced the writing.

                They killed most of them off because that's what they were made to be - expendable. Just because you don't like them doesn't make the storytelling bad.

                >no it can't
                Yes it can, as they recieved HGH in shot form pre-augmentation rather than in implant form during augmentation
                >unless you are fully swallowing the "magic DRUG does everything" pill
                yet you have no objection to the "magic SURGERY does everything" pill?
                >and even then they never seemed to get as big
                >the average spartan II was half a foot taller than the average spartan III
                This isn't really true, there is no real "average" height in any spartan group. John is 6' 10" out of armor, Noble 6 is 6' 9". Outliers like Sam and Jorge are not the norm at like 8ft.
                >which is still fucking retarded, since it ultimately DID make them less capable. but then the entire premise seems to have been to make a "failed" series
                The purpose of the IIIs was to make a "cheap" and "expendable" series. Maybe you could have wrecked that covenant shipyard at a loss of 100 armored S-IIs vs 300 unarmored S-IIIs, but the total loss of the attacking force was almost guaranteed and they couldn't afford to lose 100 S-IIs even if they had them. The S-IIIs were meant to accomplish suicide missions that the ODSTs couldn't handle. It's not like the IIIs don't have their feats anyway, a 13 y/o III effortlessly murdered an elite after tearing the door after his faulty drop pod when John almost got killed by an Elite Minor at the same age despite being backed up by his team

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the surgery was far less magic, was hyped up as having a long history of development from testing on monkeys, and wasn't trying to surpass itself in every way.
                It was high risk, high gain, and billed as such from the start.
                Every risk corresponded to what was being modified.
                I consider surgically grafting metal enhancements to bones to be FAR, FAR FUCKING less bullshit than a MYSTERY drug doing the same retard.
                Or did you forget that bone plates are a CURRENT technology?
                even the delayed release version of the HGH seemed better. putting it in the thyroid sounded better like they were trying to mesh with things.

                meanwhile the nerve thing is utter bullshit.
                Its not something you could fix via chemicals at all. not without severely fucking with the chemical makeup at a molecular and atomic level in a way that would require a MASSIVE chain reaction of subsequent remodels of your body's fundamental chemistry in order to replace the chemical reaction of nerves firing with a "quicker" chemical reaction.
                finding a way to convert to full on electrical transmission just seems like less of a fucking hassle.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Technically, you could do pretty much anything with the right chemicals in the right places. The superconducting fibrification of neural dendrites was done with magic chemicals from the start IIRC
                Ceramic ossification with plates was dumb from the start, if it's 2552 we could have just done that with chemicals too (they stole that from 40k as well)
                Actually a bunch of these are straight up stolen from 40k

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no, you can't.
                not unless you have magic control and actually account for all the side effects of complicated chemical transformations.
                and where exactly did you get that the nerve transformation was done chemically?
                ah right, it DOESN'T. They never say how they do it.
                You just pulled the "they used da chemicals" out of your ass.
                Shielded electronic transduction by its very wording implies they are converting nerve synapse signals into a different medium and transmitting it.
                You don't DO that via "applying chemicals in da rite places"
                Its sounds more like they got 3D printed specially made synthetic nerves that used pure electric or even fiber optics to transmit signals faster.
                chemicals don't accomplish that.
                surgery assisted by chemicals does.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is 2500s tech so it doesn't really need to seem realistic to you. You would be sharting over depictions of cell phones in the 60s
                >chemicals don't accomplish that.
                The description of the IIIs nerve augs implies that they are filled with a superconducting colloidal solution, which could easily accomplish the same thing in universe

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no it doesnt. not when so much is the same.
                that is lazy writing.
                meanwhile, "improved colloidal neural disunification solution" just sounds like lazy word salad to try and make a magic drug variant of replacing the nerves surgically, only its way more bullshit.
                >yeah here is my magic "improved finely mixed nerve dissolving superconductive solution" drug!
                run those words through a thesaurus and dictionary to find out what they are talking about and the entire thing becomes a lazy word salad.
                you cannot apply a chemical to just DISSOLVE the nerves and reform them out of superconductor via "drug" form.
                that would require surgery or fucking nanite application.
                with the IIs surgery worked because they were targeting the sensory and motor nerves, not the brain itself.
                But now we have MAGIC DRUG TM that just works and only works where it should.
                Why? How?
                Uhhhhhhh its da future!
                There is a subtle line to tread that you need to establish early on in a work of fiction like this, and too much of the Spartan IIIs just walks blindly across the line that was set with the IIs.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So the Shaw-Fujikawa Translight Engine is more acceptable to you? How about octanitrocubane charges? Injectable tracker solutions? Biofoam?
                It's fucking fiction. If it worked in real life we would have done it already. That they put the effort in to make it SOUND plausible makes it good writing. If they could inject a colloidal superconductor into the nerves to make them more conductive, why not? They can rip holes in the fabric of space, they can probably make nerves go fast

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you don't get it.
                my point is that they had something with obviously MORE effort put into it, and replaced it with something far more poorly written.
                that is that "subtle line" I was talking about.
                You establish a theme, how defined certain things are and arent, and you stick to it.
                You don't inject things INTO a nerve either man. They aren't made that way. And its not just a colloidal. its a NEURAL DISSOLVING colloidal. which sounds retarded given the delicate work its supposed to do.

                and there is literally nothing wrong with octanitrocubane. that is a REAL substance in REAL life you moron. that is its chemical name.
                Most chemical explosive structures revolve around making of unstable nitrogen with hydrogen at the tips just WAITING to be free of eachother.
                Biofoam is also perfectly acceptable.
                Its just a fucking sealant to prevent clotting and infection from an open wound.
                injectable tracker solutions are more of a stretch but far more fucking minor than the PRIMARY MODIFICATIONS that are supposed to be all the rage and a viable replacement for the PRIMARY characters modifications.
                And a jump drive engine?
                That is always going to be a little out there. The inherent concept is still magic to us.

                >mfw some retard thinks current medical tech and chemical compounds are scifi magic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sorry, making rings of unstable nitrogren.
                nitrogen doesn't like being bonded with itself.
                really makes it feel cooped up, like it just needs to go.... free.
                free with a big ol burst of fission energy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >nitrogren
                fuck I am too drunk for this.
                lets keep it simpler.
                core of it all is that there was a certain... trend... set originally.
                it was pretty well done, and consistent.
                things that deviate from that trend without properly maintaining the level of pseudo realism it established are bad.

                At the time the S-II process was written it was the most advanced thing they could think of. Then they needed to write something more advanced than that, but they aren't scientists, they're authors.
                >and there is literally nothing wrong with octanitrocubane
                other than the fact that it has 100kt yields in the lore
                >Its just a fucking sealant to prevent clotting and infection from an open wound.
                No, it's a magical tissue-regenerative polymer that transforms your collapsed lung and shattered ribcage into a totally functional thorax
                >PRIMARY MODIFICATIONS that are supposed to be all the rage and a viable replacement for the PRIMARY characters modifications.
                Yeah those are equally unrealistic from a real life standpoint
                >That is always going to be a little out there. The inherent concept is still magic to us.
                Now you're getting it

                why wouldn't it? it used to be theorized to be much higher yield than it turned out to be.

                At the time the S-II process was written it was the most advanced thing they could think of. Then they needed to write something more advanced than that, but they aren't scientists, they're authors.
                >and there is literally nothing wrong with octanitrocubane
                other than the fact that it has 100kt yields in the lore
                >Its just a fucking sealant to prevent clotting and infection from an open wound.
                No, it's a magical tissue-regenerative polymer that transforms your collapsed lung and shattered ribcage into a totally functional thorax
                >PRIMARY MODIFICATIONS that are supposed to be all the rage and a viable replacement for the PRIMARY characters modifications.
                Yeah those are equally unrealistic from a real life standpoint
                >That is always going to be a little out there. The inherent concept is still magic to us.
                Now you're getting it

                its expanding foam that numbs and sets for a time.
                no, my point has remained the same. its what I just said. you just don't fucking grasp it, and its either your fault or my drunk fingers fault.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was the same futuristic medi-jargon from the beginning. 500 years in the future, you think they won't have figured out a way to do exactly that? Would you rather they just shit out some "muh nanobots" handwavium?
                >why wouldn't it?
                because it's stupid to think that chemical bonds could possibly have higher yields than nuclear fission
                >its expanding foam that numbs and sets for a time.
                >no, my point has remained the same.
                ok and your point is still wrong. it is described as tissue-regenerative, aka "how do we make it so this guy who just got impaled by a brute doesn't die choking on his own blood? bio-handwavium, of course!"
                you seem to be too drunk to comprehend anything I'm saying, and on fucking Tuesday no less

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was doing well up until I got into talking about chemicals compounds.
                fuck you for bringing shittier writing unrelated to the argument at hand in when its exactly the sort of thing I would lump in with the freaking magic drugs.
                and tuesday or not I am on standby.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stay on your toes drunk man I have read almost every page on halopedia

                my dude I am trying to fucking SEPARATE the shit writing from the good.
                that has been the theme this entire time, yeah?
                why ELSE would I have gone this route with the spartan III's and their lazy writing?

                Bungie wrote in the S-IIIs and their augmentation process

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And? We were talking II's and IIIs, not halo 5 and obscure shitty writing from that.
                It has nothing to do with this. Thats a stupid reach.
                Biofoam teeters that edge man. It toes the line they established of being ALMOST perfectly reasonable. Its not a proper miracle, its a temp patch that only prevents further damage, and only for a time.
                Its like... like balancing a game, almost. The way they wrote that shit.
                They wanted the world combat to play out a certain way, have a certain danger and familiarity to modern shit, and wrote around that.
                Who the fuck wrote the IIIs? Was it the same person? Or just a different one at bungie?
                Its just not the same kind of writing man.
                Its the sort of thing a writer struggling and not caring anymore would shit out because they can't top their previous stuff, or something someone else trying to build OFF of would write while being less experienced and/or unfamiliar with certain things about the original.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                world and combat, sorry.
                there is a beauty and balance to writing scifi, man.
                you gotta hold that balance across the rope you wove.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no wait.
                scifi and fantasy. anything that modifies the way the world works enough that it allows you to pull off sci fi or fantasy bullshit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                k, but the point of the IIIs were to be the next step in the program. they had to be made to be safer, cheaper, and easier to produce. very few options exist other than muh nanobots or muh drugs. Physiopharmaceutical augmentation as a scifi concept existed at least as far back as Deus Ex so it's not unprecedented and nobody else seems to have a problem with its realism except for you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but everything was about getting a project just as good but less washouts.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Less washouts was a part of it but they also needed them cheaper (hence SPI) and they needed them NOW (hence why they were deployed at like 12-13)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At the time the S-II process was written it was the most advanced thing they could think of. Then they needed to write something more advanced than that, but they aren't scientists, they're authors.
                >and there is literally nothing wrong with octanitrocubane
                other than the fact that it has 100kt yields in the lore
                >Its just a fucking sealant to prevent clotting and infection from an open wound.
                No, it's a magical tissue-regenerative polymer that transforms your collapsed lung and shattered ribcage into a totally functional thorax
                >PRIMARY MODIFICATIONS that are supposed to be all the rage and a viable replacement for the PRIMARY characters modifications.
                Yeah those are equally unrealistic from a real life standpoint
                >That is always going to be a little out there. The inherent concept is still magic to us.
                Now you're getting it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was the same futuristic medi-jargon from the beginning. 500 years in the future, you think they won't have figured out a way to do exactly that? Would you rather they just shit out some "muh nanobots" handwavium?
                >why wouldn't it?
                because it's stupid to think that chemical bonds could possibly have higher yields than nuclear fission
                >its expanding foam that numbs and sets for a time.
                >no, my point has remained the same.
                ok and your point is still wrong. it is described as tissue-regenerative, aka "how do we make it so this guy who just got impaled by a brute doesn't die choking on his own blood? bio-handwavium, of course!"
                you seem to be too drunk to comprehend anything I'm saying, and on fucking Tuesday no less

                >octanitrocubane
                where the fuck did that appear in halo?
                silent storm?
                a novel from 2018...
                written for what, halo 5?
                wait did you use some shitty super nu 343 age crap in our talk about spartan II's vs IIIs?
                wtf man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's the same universe, 343 or bungie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                my dude I am trying to fucking SEPARATE the shit writing from the good.
                that has been the theme this entire time, yeah?
                why ELSE would I have gone this route with the spartan III's and their lazy writing?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                welcome to SHITTY story telling.
                little wonder they killed them off as soon as possible.
                classic way to cover up shittily written characters.

                >[Note 1] These hormonal treatments supposedly replaced the catalytic thyroid implants received by the Spartan-IIs as part of their augmentation procedures. When describing the CHRYSANTHEMUM augmentations, Halo: Ghosts of Onyx does not mention the Spartan-IIIs receiving the growth hormone catalyst in the form of a thyroid implant like the Spartan-IIs. Since the Spartan-IIIs received human growth hormone months prior to receiving their augmentations, it can be inferred that the catalytic thyroid implant was rendered redundant since both serve the same purpose.

                >can be inferred
                no it can't, unless you are fully swallowing the "magic DRUG does everything!" pill.
                they gave them enough HGH to make them bigger since they were augmenting them pre puberty, and decided to do their shit earlier.
                and even then they never seemed to get as big.
                spartan IIs were usually shown as being bigger and bulkier than IIIs.
                this is reflected in their official heights as well, not just the game depictions.
                the average spartan II was half a foot taller than the average spartan III.

                but I will concede part of their issue was likely the lack of proper armor like the II's got.
                which is still fucking retarded, since it ultimately DID make them less capable. but then the entire premise seems to have been to make a "failed" series from the start, and that likely influenced the writing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There’s some dead IIs found in the final missions and Jorge was a II. Really, the gap between Noble 6 and 117, aside from 6 having way less personality than Chief who they intended as a self insert character, is armor. Chief eventually gets more armor than his CE armor. Other than needing health packs and that’s only because you’re using older equipment in a chronologically earlier instalment, there’d be little to no change if Noble team was all Spartan IIs.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey travisfag

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not how you spell Halo:Reach.

            You're both wrong and deserve the rope

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    smaller faster projectile penetrates better than larger slower projectile

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck puts a turret right under the barrel of a tank. That thing looks like a death trap too

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's better than a rock that you have to share.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's supposed to be the contemporary of the MPF, while the Grizzly remains the MBT of the Army and some select units of the Marines. For that, considering mumbo jumbo physics and space wololo it's more than adequate.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the projectile mass and muzzle velocity though?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck bros I love Halo so much, always have. Even still I've finally just decided to let it die and stop paying attention to any new shit 343 uses to puppet its corpse. Only the Bungie stuff matters to me anymore.
    Halo Wars can stay too, though.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, no amount of armor is going to prevent a giant blob of plasma from melting your tank into scrap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Grizzly unironically had enough armor to deal with plasma, the covvies literally had to use ship-grade weapons to deal with them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We never did get an actual Covenanr MBT, did we.

      >Wraith chassis that fires high-speed version of the Fuel Rod round
      >Or just supersized Carbine/Needler rounds/Beam Rifle beam

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If the Covenant actually used their tech the Wraith would be absolutely horrifying.
        >Covenant main ship weapons are plasma torpedoes
        >essentially guided plasma bolts that can track targets
        >Wraith uses the same tech
        >locks on target is able to fire over/around cover or manually guide it
        >scorpion drivers have to rush wraiths
        >take hit
        >feels like you've been thrown into a oven
        >take another, lose tracks
        >try to bail
        >plasma has welded your hatch shut
        >either get finished off quickly or cook to death slowly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cortana takes over a Covenant ship in First Strike and finds out their plasma weapons are so inefficient they can be jury rigged into much more lethal plasma beams with some ad hoc tinkering.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >let the sparkly digital lady tinker a bit with enemy weapon
            >immediately turn it into the Buster Beam

            That bit in the final days of the Forerunner-Flood war where Offensive Bias assumes direct control of the entire Forerunner fleet VS Mendicant Bias' Flood ships and they just have at it like their ships are little dinky starfighters is the kind of strategic endgame I'd have expected the UNSC to arrive at.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She didn't even tinker with the weapons, she literally just adjusted the settings. The Covenant are the space equivalent of african warlord troops with their AK sights turned all the way up

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She didn't even tinker with the weapons, she literally just adjusted the settings. The Covenant are the space equivalent of african warlord troops with their AK sights turned all the way up

            This is a recurrent theme with Covenant tech
            >Covenant have a ban on AI because of Mendicant Bias' betrayal of the Forerunners
            >there's actually a lot of AI in the Covie's network from Forerunner systems that got plugged in and are just laying low
            >the Covenant have no concept of cyberwarfare, UNSC AI easily spread throughout the entire network because the Covie's approach to cyber is keeping people out; their ability to contain autonomous programs is at our 20th century level
            >almost everything the Covenant have is repurposed or reverse engineered Forerunner tech: they don't know how it works outside of a linear A + B = C, remove B then A != C process. Thus they haven't innovated on anything
            >because of strict religious laws and taboos, any innovation is restricted. Improving upon the creations of the Forerunners is blasphemy
            Meanwhile humanity picks up a Jackal's energy gauntlet, pokes around inside it and realises we can make our own energy shields by using sci-fi macguffins to contain plasma, uses AI for civil administration (in pre-343 fluff it was strongly hinted that the UEG was secretly deposed by an AI in a soft coup that was Skynet and more "these bureaucrats are retarded I can do my job without them"), and is constantly being helped out behind the scenes by the Forerunner AIs because humanity are Forerunners (fuck off 343)
            The Covenant are basically cargo cultists who refloated a WWII carrier and are being sabotaged from within by a USMC signalman who survived eating old rations and lives in the HVAC, and he unplugs everything when it's unsupervised.
            The Covies know that these wires plugged in makes the radio work when they press that button, but they don't know why and have never bothered to search the HVAC because the idea that there's an 80 year old WWII veteran hermit living in there is incomprehensible.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that was LESS Skynet and more these suits are idiots
              is what I meant

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wait until gay op realizes apfsds is not 120mm thick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've often wondered if 90mm is the thickness of some kind of sub-caliber projectile, only as a way to fit the in game and art size of the guns to the 90mm number.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain in the real world, where gun launched missiles and the like exist, why 90mm is still not considered "Enough"? Obviously there was the push towards 105mm in the cold war, but that was because the tech didn't exist as it does now, but it's not like anyone is that interested in 90mm.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because fuck you 120mm go boom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For HEAT rounds penetration is proportional to the diameter of the charge, so bigger bore=more penetration. 120mm shells are also just plain much bigger which means more powder which means you can get a longer penetrator moving faster than a 105mm.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you reconcile the fact that we can literally see the object called a 90 millimeter gun is larger than 90 millimeters?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Modern ammunition is mainly about how big of a charge you can get as well as the fusing the reason the US just changed from half a dozen different HE rounds to 1 standard is because with modern electronics you can use one warhead and change the detonation type on the fly but its very complex and needs all the space you can get in the shell

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can we at least all agree that Halo was way better when it was UNSC vs Covenant vs Flood, and Forerunners were nothing more than the mysterious precursor race?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes. It would have been nice for the Flood to be purged and humanity move on to inhabiting newly constructed Halos after the Ark repairs itself. IIRC the one in Halo three had only about a year put into it.

      that much livable surface area per two years? That amazing!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Forerunners were executed poorly, and the new enemies introduced in Infinite seem stupid too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The forerunner were originally just (You) and it worked out perfectly. Making a bunch of retarded mind bending lore around ancient humans and forerunners being different species ruined it, AND retroactively vindicated the prophets.

      >It also canonically uses APHE
      This is a meme started by infinite losers online who wanted to "argue Halo's stats down" so that they could insist to other gays that their sci fi army beats Halo. They spread false information across the net, even editing it into Wikis and putting "sources" they can never back up but like I said, they can never actually show the evidence.

      [...]
      [...]
      Spacebattlers are gay noguns morons and their "calcs" are almost always fucking retarded. We get Spacebattlers on PrepHole every now and then and they usually run away crying in an hour or two when they mix up free recoil and muzzle energy, or inertia/momentum and energy, or parrot some dipshit fuddlore and get their assholes reamed. Last month a Spacebattler was in here pissing and shitting because he got confused about Backface Deformation of ceramic armor.
      We've learned to spot them and their limp dick arguments from a mile away. The best thing a Spacebattler can do here is shut the fuck up and learn to stop being one.

      Spacetrannies genuinely think that guns measured in kilotons are "weak," like the full broadside of an Yamato class being concentrated within the area of a few feet or taking a direct hit from a MOAB is something a ship should just be able to brush off.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unironically yes. anything that doesn't instantly vaporize the average solar system is weak. you want to know what power looks like? wars fought over billions of years with civilizations hurling entire galaxies at each other, and using bundles of cosmic string to piano wire those galaxies into nothing.

        baxter knew.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why has xeelee suddenly made a resurgence on this board? I swear I've seen them mentioned more this past two months then all of last year

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There are like two spacebattlers that have been hanging out on the board off and on for a week and spacebattlers always think that the Xeelee sound impressive to outsiders because they have "muh big number" for their laser guns.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think there is a much larger amount of space battlers on PrepHole, they just largely lurk and don’t spaz out when someone says “mean thing” about SB. Although I agree that Xelee is shit because it is just “muh large numbers” shit and are no fun to debate with, same as Time Lords and Suggsverse.

              Also on a tangent SB went to shit once we were no longer allowed to advocate for alien genocide, leftists don’t like it when we talk about killing all the Lampreys/Na’vi

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I think there is a much larger amount of space battlers on PrepHole, they just largely lurk and don’t spaz out when someone says “mean thing” about SB
                Well, sure, just like there's a few euros here who own guns and don't shit up the place.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/5m1bp9Q.png

              I think there is a much larger amount of space battlers on PrepHole, they just largely lurk and don’t spaz out when someone says “mean thing” about SB. Although I agree that Xelee is shit because it is just “muh large numbers” shit and are no fun to debate with, same as Time Lords and Suggsverse.

              Also on a tangent SB went to shit once we were no longer allowed to advocate for alien genocide, leftists don’t like it when we talk about killing all the Lampreys/Na’vi

              >xeele
              Is pretty much the Imperium of Man of 40k for ultranerds, it's just a biggaton stick to beat other franchises with.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >AND retroactively vindicated the prophets.

        Imagine all that would have changed had the Didact been found by the Covenant just a few years earlier while the war was still ongoing. A literal living God who shares in their hatred of the human race.

        Part of me wishes Halo 4's concept could be recycled into a reboot of the series where the Pillar of Autumn heads for the Shield World instead of Halo.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Halo 4's story was underrated.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thicctana was the only good thing about game.
            >she deliberately changed her appearance in order the cater to John's secret tastes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The forerunner were originally just (You) and it worked out perfectly.
        They still are. 343 Guilty Spark says so in Halo 3. Humans are Forerunners.
        >but muh Halo 4+
        Contradicts explicit lore from a Bungie game and can be dismissed as licensed fanfiction.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not sure the insane AI you are actively lasering is the most reliable source of information

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They still are. 343 Guilty Spark says so in Halo 3. Humans are Forerunners.
          >>but muh Halo 4+
          >Contradicts explicit lore from a Bungie game
          Bungie made that change. Not just Terminals but Cradle of Life and even the Bestiarium doesn't support it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh bungie dindu nuffin gud boi and 343 made everything bad including odst and reach
          Anyone who's researched Halo's development can see it was a trainwreck. Constant arguments and shouting matches dictated their lack of direction. By 2005, that was already decided against. Their marketing viral campaign Iris has this too. https://youtu.be/Mw8FmgMChyo This is a scene of Forerunners constantly addressing humanity as "them", as separate from themselves.

          The only people who contest this are the ignorant or just the stupid variety of Bungiedrone that doesn't know the real Bungie. The typical cultist who thinks "prime" Bungie wasn't a goddamn mess. If they read one interview, they'd know Bungie was either fumbling and arguing their way without following any set plan or they were contractually obliged to make more games when they didn't even want to make a sequel to CE.

          Microsoft made a deal for a halo book without asking Bungie. Bungie was not huge fans of TFoR. They adamantly did not want master chief to have a backstory and almost had the book cancelled because of it.

          They eventually worked out a deal where they could complete the book in exchange for the writers helping them to finish the game's script, but if not for that, the concepts of the spartan program and halsey and even reach would have never existed

          >No one at Bungie wanted to make halo after CE. Bungie was asked to do halo forever, which was why the split happened.

          From https://twitter.com/docabominable/status/1518158758001713153 we can see they didn't even want to continue at CE.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think you'll find any game developer is a fucking mess, even at their best. The ideal communist utopia doesn't exist in society, and it doesn't exist in gamedev either. The internal workings of game dev companies (especially larger ones) are always a shit show - yes, even in their prime. id wasn't even in their prime when Doom was released, they were infantile then. Very shortly after they succumbed to the same bullshit every other game dev company does. Westwood was similarly a shitshow even throughout their golden years.
            tl;dr Yes, it was their prime. Contrarianism doesn't change that.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but there's teams more organized than others. There's EA tier (or Halo 2 tier) crunch after crunch, behind the scenes budget fights, etc. But there's also times it's a labor of love and they genuinely got along well. For all of Bioware and Obsidian's problems, Avellone grew to love Star Wars working on KOTOR 2 even though it got Christmas rushed. Kojima loves to shove tons of trivia in his games. Masato Nakamura has stated that when he composed the music for the first two Sonic games, he didn't treat it as game music but as a film score, aiming to create an emotional, cinematic experience.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Avellone grew to love Star Wars working on KOTOR 2
                Damn great too.
                >Actually, none of us had the chance to play KOTOR before working on KOTOR2 – all we knew about the game was what we’d seen on the net, everything else about the game was a mystery. This meant when it came to the story and narrative, there was a lot of guessing where the 2nd game should go because we had no idea what the first one was about. We actually had to pitch a story without knowing what the 1st game was about, and this led to some rapid revisions once we did play the game because our “well, let’s guess” version differed greatly from KOTOR1 (and not in a good way).
                Then when he played KOTOR 1 he found it so awesome that he threw out the entire first draft
                >They threw together concept art for characters who only might exist, and whipped up a tentative story around them. When Chris Avellone finally played Knights of the Old Republic he realised how terrible and out of kilter with BioWare's his story had been, and flung it into the bin. He also realised something else: this was going to be one hard act to follow.
                >"The moment I hit the planet Manaan and I was walking around in the sea-floor I almost threw the controller at the TV because the game was getting so f***ing awesome. And then when the storyline played out..." I imagine him mouthing a whistle. "Incredible kudos to those guys - I thought it was a great story, I thought the team had assembled all the right beats for what made a Star Wars game and," he adds, "they made me love Star Wars again."
                Not always it's like this, and passion projects can fuck up too, but it's nice to see developers actually happy and this passionate.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can have internal strife, arguments, etc. and it still be a labor of love. In fact they tend to get heated because they ARE invested in it, not because they're not.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The forerunner were originally just (You)
        Originally it was more complex. The plan was they were related distantly somehow but not elaborated. https://twitter.com/game_fabricator/status/857414707509985281

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he said that he/humans were forerunners because that was the only logical answer in his broken schizo rampant brain washed head.
        >brainwashed to think the only things that can operate forerunner tech are forerunners
        >be alone for hundreds of thousands of years
        >see beings roughly the same shape and size to forerunners operating forerunner tech like its nothing
        >well i guess those must be forerunners i mean what else could they be?
        no retcon, no bullshit, fully exists within bungie's original lore before 343 even existed.
        he wasn't saying objective truth, he was saying his subjective truth based off his misunderstanding of reality.
        if you didnt understand this even back then when this game first came out you are a fucking moron.
        i cant actually believe there are people that thought humans and forerunners are the same thing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i cant actually believe there are people that thought humans and forerunners are the same thing
          That was something Bungie flip-flopped on throughout the original series. Some devs wanted humans to be Forerunners, some wanted them to be separate species instead. See:
          http://forums.bungie.org/halo/archive36.pl?read=1070818
          https://www.halopedia.org/Forerunner#Production_notes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The plot lines in our games imply this everywhere - the chief being called reclaimer, only humans being able to retrieve and insert the index, Spark telling the chief, "you are forerunner." etc.
            NTA but what's with some of these statements being so absolute? On the other end, we have other Twitter posts https://twitter.com/franklez/status/1196457934483410947?lang=en
            >SPOILERS: and the human-forerunner connection is further established in direct sequence. They are separate but were close contemporaries and linked by evolutionary similarities - bipedal, large brained, opposable digits "goldilocks zone" likely successful biological outcomes...
            or
            >https://twitter.com/Dr_Abominable/status/466142437128159232
            >Not much to say that isn't known. Forerunners originally were humans, seeding their dna on earth to re-evolve, away from flood.
            And even that contradicts because the Foreunners must've done time travel or had DNA samples of their bajillion years ago selves to seed a planet with their ancestors if we trust this and

            >The forerunner were originally just (You)
            Originally it was more complex. The plan was they were related distantly somehow but not elaborated. https://twitter.com/game_fabricator/status/857414707509985281

            >My recollection is that Humans were VERY distant ancestors of the ancient Forerunners. But, how was always a mystery to us as well.
            Either saying similar, saying the connection was to be vague and subject to change
            >Most of halo's world building was done as needed. Loosely written in the beginning and embellished or changed over time
            or statements that they were one but diverged heavily by some point and also plenty of statements that can be interpreted metaphorically.

            >The forerunner were originally just (You)
            Originally it was more complex. The plan was they were related distantly somehow but not elaborated. https://twitter.com/game_fabricator/status/857414707509985281

            recalls the intent was different from the start but connected. By the time 2 got released, they already cancelled the original plan (which honestly wouldn't make much sense given tons years since then and evolution would've surely steered a different direction. Homo sapiens have only been around for at best short a hundred thousand years.).

            I think
            >Nobody agreed on anything nor could remember everything
            is the best answer.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Homo sapiens have only been around for at best short a hundred thousand years.
              Scratch that, it was more like 200,000 years ago. Now that's a better timeline.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Homo sapiens have only been around for at best short a hundred thousand years.
              Scratch that, it was more like 200,000 years ago. Now that's a better timeline.

              Or was it 315000?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What counts as Homo Sapiens here? We interbred with Neanderthals at some point.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He [was] right though. Canonically the twist was that humans were forerunners prior to H4

          But it's absurd to try to interpret that as the actual performance of the weapon in universe just because of a gameplay abstraction.

          I don't think he was arguing that. He was just saying that the sniper rifle penetrating 23 spartans in game means it can penetrate functionally infinite spartans because of the lobby limit which is true from a gameplay standpoint

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't think he was arguing that. He was just saying that the sniper rifle penetrating 23 spartans in game means it can penetrate functionally infinite spartans because of the lobby limit which is true from a gameplay standpoint
            You dont sound unreasonable but that's absolutely what he's arguing, and he's been arguing it across several Halo threads.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >full lobby
              >whole map's worth
              Those are synonymous. That is the closest number to infinite Spartan heads that players can achieve with the current versions of the games. Now show me the game footage of a nuke multikill or game stats for a nuke.

              >That is the closest number to infinite Spartan heads that players can achieve with the current versions of the games.
              this is what makes me think he's been talking about game mechanics while you've been talking about the gun itself which leads to an obvious conflict. Maybe it's autism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can we at least all agree that Halo was way better when it was UNSC vs Covenant vs Flood, and Forerunners were nothing more than the mysterious precursor race?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Halo ended with Reach, so yes that is perfectly acceptable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Halo ended with 3, those who acknowledge anything after hate Halo
        Fixed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Halo launched Xbox, it was the fortnite of the 2000s, Halo 2 at its launch had 400k players online in 2004, Halo 3 had over 1 million players on launch in 2008 a year post launch. It took 2 Modern Warfares and Halo Reach + Halo 4 to drop Halo 3 from Xbox's top 3 most played games spot. There has never been something that reduced a franchise this big into something so laughable. Not even because of Black ops, Halo killed itself before anyone could and Reach was the bullet.
        >https://www.theguardian.com/technology/gamesblog/2010/jan/11/games-xbox
        >Mon 11 Jan 2010
        >1 Halo 3
        >2 Call of Duty 4
        >3 Modern Warfare 2
        >4 Call of Duty: WaW
        >5 Gears of War 2
        Halo 3 was going strong the same year Reach was released.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Halo was very popular but very popular = fortnite is the most retarded equation. If being universally popular is equatable to Fortnite then CoD is much closer to it because it's always had magnitudes more players since MW1 and was a breeding ground for 5 year olds much like gmod/cs:s was, which Fortnite is as well. Halo was a breeding ground for 12 year olds and douchebags.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            True, CoD was the true Fortinite but Halo was too a big pool of underaged kids and complaining parents blaming they vidya they bought for being violent. Honestly, those shreeking kids, the MLG tryhards, Halo was smaller but FPS and M17+ games in general were a cesspool of underaged kids.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Halo killed itself before anyone could and Reach was the bullet
          Halo died because Bungie lost creative control after 3 to Microsoft, and its base an arena shooter, had run its course. I cannot be assed to find it, but there was a really good article on bungie.net about why Reach and ODST were made, and it came down to contract requirements. Bungie wanted to end Halo with H3 and worked hard to fuck with Microsoft when it came to releasing ODST and Reach.
          This combined with the death of the arena shooter and its replacement by COD style games with load-outs that allowed more play styles and player choice hurt Reach's long term player count due to stale gameplay and meta.

          >Said NOBLE TEAM is issued with Mijolnir despite being Spartan III's, whose life expectancy made WW2 kamikaze pilots blush and Halsey thought that was going too far

          IIRC Noble Team is comprised of Spartan-IIIs who were recognized as being especially valuable and were pulled from their classes

          >IIRC Noble Team is comprised of Spartan-IIIs who were recognized as being especially valuable and were pulled from their classes
          Yes and then were sent to the UNSC Army because the UNSC Army had a fit that they did not have any SPARTANS. A lot of

          https://i.imgur.com/q9PX7ou.jpg

          >reach is canon
          No the fuck it isn't. Fall of Reach is fucking canon, backed by multiple media, the book, the movie, and referenced in other books.
          Halo:Reacharound?
          >you're an ultra cool HYPER LETHAL Spartan that was SUPER SECRET and TOOK ENTIRE PLANETS BY HIMSELF
          >NOBLE TEAM, because they are SUPER SPECIAL because every other Spartan team was color named (Red, Blue, Grey)
          >Said NOBLE TEAM is issued with Mijolnir despite being Spartan III's, whose life expectancy made WW2 kamikaze pilots blush and Halsey thought that was going too far
          >said NOBLE team is in power ranger colors because fuck concealment and shit
          >KAT has a cyborg arm! How fucking cool is that! Even though flash cloning is a thing and Spartan augmentation is superior in every way but don't notice that!
          >look at the COOL, EDGY Spartan who carved a SKULL into his EVA (a very rare armor set) completely nullifying the polarization that keeps his eyes from being fried by Covenant weapons fire
          >look how the Covenant managed to sneak on Reach, despite it being the second most protected world in UNSC space
          >look at this cool space fighter, even though it can't break orbit under it's own power and the Longsword is a thing but whatever
          >look at all these UNSC weapons that weren't on the Pillar of Autumn, despite it being the Hail Mary of the UNSC
          >look at all these Covenant weapons, that are never encountered again despite the Covenant considering innovation to be heretical
          To list all the lore breaking bullshit and plot holes would be a thread on it's own, but Halo Reach fucking sucked.

          autism is misplaced as Noble Team is an army unit under UNICOM not NAVSPECWAR.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. They have to keep finding ways for the totally-not-covenant to be your enemy even though they really shouldn’t be after halo 3.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Halo should have been 1 game, a trilogy at the absolute maximum. All the numbered sequels after that just turned the series into absolute shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is what many at Bungie thought. They weren't after a franchise and wanted to move onto their next thing. But they have contracts and had to make more. When the contract was up, the 343i and Bungie split was because some wanted to do more Halo and some didn't, but there were people who didn't want to do H2 from the start.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread to me is like when a normie accidentally walks into a Warhammer store and gawks at the zoo animals. Very refreshing to know there are depths of autism im clueless about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the autistic abyss
      I listened to easily 200 hours of halo lore videos at work in 2020 and have lurked PrepHole since 2012 and there's a lot going on ITT even for me. you should be keep this book closed.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were so fucking cool when the game first came out, now we recognize they're hilariously bad designs. Halo is supposed to take place in the 2550s and later yet 550+ years down the road they're still using not just conventional firearms, but shit like 7.62x51. In surface combat with no orbital fire support the modern US military would skullfuck the UNSC. About the only UNSC thing I actually like that isn't a giant mass driver is the Pelican.

    Scorpion should have a 3 man crew, the turret mounted lower and more flush to the hull and with a much less bulky design. The driver's seat should be fully in the hull using periscopes instead of the god awful abortion that is that canopy. The MG on the hull should have a proper hatch instead of being perfect for a rousing game of exploding skee-ball at all times. The cannon should be a railgun or something along those lines using the full length of the barrel for acceleration. It should also have optical camo, damn near magic tier APS, and some basic type of shielding.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Supposedly a secret cabal of AIs has kept technology more or less stagnant since the 2200s, if not regressing in some areas, to prevent humanity from fracturing into multiple star nations and annihilating itself.

      >Spacebattles calcs are retarded
      OK now I know you're full of shit.
      >noguns
      Old Spacebattles was full of people who were trying to outgun the fucking XELEE and the Culture, guns and weapons are a critical part of, I don't know, fighting in fucking space.
      >this level of seethe
      It sounds like YOU tried to go on Spacebattles and got rekt within the first 10 minutes and earned a permaban, which takes quite a bit of stupidity.

      you have to go back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >In surface combat with no orbital fire support the modern US military would skullfuck the UNSC.
      >Hurr dee hurr if airforce pilots had to fight WW1 infantry with no rifles or radios or planes they would lose!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your parents must've had a hard time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a scene from a book where UNSC soft armor stops space magic .308 AP. Not event their magical three inch thick plate armor bullshit, the under suit. UNSC infantry would be functionally immune to small arms, exponentially more resistant to artillery and explosives, and be functionally impossible to suppress.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now was this a spartan wearing their reverse engineered forerunner tech or regular marine? Do we ever actually see anyone but spartans casually eat bullets and come out fine in the games?

        > shit like 7.62x51
        DESU, sixty rounds of Real Fuckin’ NATO in a short-ish, mostly controllable bullpup package is pretty damn neat.

        Yeah, but not 550 years in the future. I'd expect that a hell of a lot sooner than 2550 and I don't expect it'd still be used by 2100 outside of poorfag armies. We better have some damn good shit that far out that makes a rifle chambered in 7.62x51 look like muzzle loading rufle.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Now was this a spartan wearing their reverse engineered forerunner tech or regular marine? Do we ever actually see anyone but spartans casually eat bullets and come out fine in the games?
          It was a regular marine who got shot above the rim of their chest plate by an AR. Random aside the shitty new Halo show says that the glass on master chief's helmet is completely immune to bursts from the Battle rifle, somehow.
          There's another scene from a book where a brute with no helmet eats about thirty rounds clean to the skull from an AR. Pieces of bone are described coming off, his hair catches fire, but they basically have to drill through his head with bullets that would punch through a half inch steel plate.
          There's something like half a dozen scenes from books where Sangheili are described bullet timing like agents from the Matrix. I don't mean aim-dodging, I mean catching bullets after they've been fired fast.
          There's a scene in a comic where a regular frag grenade hurls a warthog like two hundred feet. I don't think I need to explain how much that differs from a real world grenade.
          Now there's other scenes that contradict these things, other writers with other visions who push their "facts" over other writers "facts". This is one of the reasons why these kinds of "empirical" debate style sci fi shit flinging contests are endlessly self defeating. All you can really do is present your vision of what the universe is like, why you think it fits best, and then basically accept it as a difference of opinion when someone else disagrees. These kinds of arguments go one of exactly two ways: One side bamboozles the majority by selectively providing information that fits their chosen version of the setting, or both sides reach an impasse where they both have rock solid evidence that contradicts the other side's evidence, and they rant at each other about why everyone should pretend the other evidence doesn't exist.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Also, you have to remember that what’s shown in the games is technically not accurate to the books with exception of The Flood, which is a novelization of Combat Evolved.
            For instance, MC was able to dodge machine gun rounds in the books when he first got the upgraded Mjolnir + Cortana. Also, he slapped away an anti-tank missile.
            Kelly could run at something like 80 km/h.
            Four members of Blue team killed something like a thousand grunts in one battle.
            Linda was able to kill the pilots of four banshees with four shots by ricocheting the shots off the canopies. And she did it while firing her sniper rifle one handed while hanging from a rope. And she might have been upside down? It’s been a while since I read First Strike.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not that Anon but I remember years long internet bitchfights about how in that book every vehicle mounted machine gun is called a 50mm gun or something, and whether that was usable for estimating shield strength or if everyone should assume it was a typo and they meant .50 caliber guns.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            With that I'm going to go ahead and say the books are bullshit and ignore them. There's a reason it goes "one of two ways" with Halo at least and it's definitely the difference between the primary material (the games) and the lesser (books, comics, and whatnot). The books would have to be an alternate reality or something of that nature because they so completely deviate from the games. Even badass cutscene Master Chief can't hope to match up to his book version it sounds like. I hate shit like that, he's clearly a super soldier doing super soldier shit but for the books we have to make everything overpowered as shit and just outright make shit up that makes zero sense in the context of the original material.

            Yeah spartans are strong and fast. Yeah so are the elites. Yeah the brutes are strong and durable. That said you can fuck off with that bullshit rule of (not) cool embellishment. It's just flat unnecessary and makes the idea that humanity could even fight at all beyond spartans bullshit. Average humans would be totally fucked. They would be eviscerated by elites that can snatch bullets out of the air and brutes that are nearly invulnerable. Humanity would be reduced to space hobos desperately trying to avoid being found or extinct. The AI cabal

            Supposedly a secret cabal of AIs has kept technology more or less stagnant since the 2200s, if not regressing in some areas, to prevent humanity from fracturing into multiple star nations and annihilating itself.

            [...]
            you have to go back

            mentioned holding humanity to a "safe" tech level makes way more sense than most of the feats you listed off. Though even then I'd expect that cabal to stop hamstringing humanity so much if at all in the face of an existential threat like the covenant.

            >Do we ever actually see anyone but spartans casually eat bullets and come out fine in the games?
            I'm trying to remember anyone getting shot by bullets at any point in the games and the only one I remember is unarmored Halsey getting shot in the arm then losing her arm.

            You can always just shoot some marines yourself for science. Wasn't "accidentally" murdering them how you got their guns off them in the first one? Been so long I can't remember.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >With that I'm going to go ahead and say the books are bullshit and ignore them. There's a reason it goes "one of two ways" with Halo at least and it's definitely the difference between the primary material (the games) and the lesser (books, comics, and whatnot). The books would have to be an alternate reality or something of that nature because they so completely deviate from the games. Even badass cutscene Master Chief can't hope to match up to his book version it sounds like. I hate shit like that, he's clearly a super soldier doing super soldier shit but for the books we have to make everything overpowered as shit and just outright make shit up that makes zero sense in the context of the original material.
              >Yeah spartans are strong and fast. Yeah so are the elites. Yeah the brutes are strong and durable. That said you can fuck off with that bullshit rule of (not) cool embellishment. It's just flat unnecessary and makes the idea that humanity could even fight at all beyond spartans bullshit. Average humans would be totally fucked. They would be eviscerated by elites that can snatch bullets out of the air and brutes that are nearly invulnerable. Humanity would be reduced to space hobos desperately trying to avoid being found or extinct.
              Every now and then someone comes along who thinks they've cracked the code. "Oh just use XYZ" source. You dont get it, the Games are inconsistent as hell when you start to dig deep. Master chief stabbed a knife straight through six inches of solid armor plating on camera. Do you have any idea how much force that would take? He might as well just leave the gun at home if he can do that. We can keep going through the silly shit only in the games if you want I've got a whole list of these.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In the games master chief can flip an overturned tank. We know he's strong. Nobody's pinching bullets out of the air or teleporting around like they ought to be wearing an orange gi.

                Bottom line is the games are the primary canon homie. If it's not in line with the games it's bullshit. Not saying you can't like the books, just to set them aside because they clearly don't match up. If the Chief stabs a knife through armor in the game then great, he can totes do that. Also, congratulations to the knife's maker. Just because he can do that doesn't mean he shouldn't take a gun that can reach out and touch someone a hell of a lot farther away than his knife.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The amount of force it would take to flip a tank or stab a spartan sized combat knife to the hilt into solid armor plating would be such that master chief would do more damage throwing bowling balls than he would firing his gun.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, calm down. Would love to see a clip if you've got a link. Anyways power doesn't always translate to speed.

                im pretty sure regular marines can flip scorpions too

                I could swear there was an objective in 3 at one point that was straight up to flip a scorpion because the marines couldn't get the thing unstuck.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dude, calm down.
                I'm not like mad at you or anything, I'm just saying, this goes nowhere. If you think the Games are some promised land of consistent stats, you're not going to be satisfied with the result.
                While power doesn't always translate to speed, it does allow higher weight at the same speed. If master Chief can flip a tank over he could throw a Mongoose like a baseball.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >stab a spartan sized combat knife to the hilt into solid armor plating
                The dropship latch in H4 still makes me smile a little even today.
                >dropping through air like a bowling ball
                >miss a hole in the hull for dramatic effect
                >miss like a couple of seams between the extra-armored parts too
                >jams assassination knife through seamless part of hull of space-capable Lich superheavy lift dropship, stops his fall instantly.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im pretty sure regular marines can flip scorpions too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Do we ever actually see anyone but spartans casually eat bullets and come out fine in the games?
          I'm trying to remember anyone getting shot by bullets at any point in the games and the only one I remember is unarmored Halsey getting shot in the arm then losing her arm.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > shit like 7.62x51
      DESU, sixty rounds of Real Fuckin’ NATO in a short-ish, mostly controllable bullpup package is pretty damn neat.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        According to some of the Halo authors (No sci fi is that consistent no matter what nerds on line try to tell you) the AR is supposed to be hole-in-hole accurate on full auto at 300 yards and has effectively no recoil due to bullshit space magic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Orbital bombardment was practically UNSC doctrine. As was using hyper advanced AI intel and ONI to nip problems in the bud.
      UNSC wasn't that interested in marines being anything more than colonial police for the decades prior to the Covenant.

      UNSC pre-Covenant tactics involve
      A) Find poorly equipped rebel base with valuable assets, raid it with soldiers in surprise attack.
      B) Find well equipped rebel base, monitor, wait, and at the right time decapitate their leadership and supplies with help of naval intelligence
      C) Get ambushed by well equipped rebels, can't be bothered to fight with small arms so retreat and nuke them or MAC them.
      The UNSC cared about land engagements about as much as modern militaries care about hand to hand combat. This was baked into their designs, manufacturing, and logistics.

      Once the Covenant arrived, the UNSC had to redo their entire design-manfuacture-logistics process because the Covenant would trace all military and cargo ships back to human planets. Slip space for humans was also slow so your best minds for restarting factories might be in cryo for months or years. Very realistically, the UNSC struggled to correct course and deal with the heavy organizational limits Covenant harassment caused.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That makes some sense. Radical changes in doctrine can be hard to deal with, especially when it's basically forced on you by an "OH SHIT" situation. My question is still why the lack of improvement? I'd expect the sort of massive technological explosion seen in WWII but at least tenfold. It's not just one country or even one planet and even with the covenant doing it's thing there's still a lot of places that aren't constantly under attack or even being patrolled by the covenant. You're going from dealing with rebels to war footing because of an extinction level threat. They should have had better and fast. I think that kinda starts happening in the more recent games but it's still such a slow pace when you consider how humanity deals with a major war. Reverse engineering should have been an especially big thing.

        Another question is why not make heavy use of erratic jumps that make it hard to trace when it comes to logi ships and whatnot? The Covenant doesn't really have much in the way of have interdictors that rip you out of slipspace like the Immobilizer 418s of Star Wars right? Alongside that if you intentionally head in a direction that leaves your destination off-bore that makes it a lot harder to find without a lot more data points.

        My main point though was modern vehicles and aircraft would shit all over a lot of the main UNSC ground vehicles and aircraft the moment you take away the instant win buttons. Shit I'd bet even Russian garbage would humble them. The only thing truly of value is legitimately the Pelican and it's ability to ferry troops and armor quickly and easily. The falcon COULD be valuable if used correctly simply because of it's size and maneuverability.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > Another question is why not make heavy use of erratic jumps that make it hard to trace when it comes to logi ships and whatnot?
          They do. That’s one part of the Cole Protocol that every ship follows. The only reason that the Covenant found Reach is because they stuck a tracker to one of the ships after a battle. And IIRC, they kind of stumbled on Earth, not knowing that it was humanity’s home world.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I remember the Covenant stumbling on Earth and realizing that's where the MacGuffin was buried was basically the big story for 2.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If they were looking for artifacts in the first place, they successfully found what they were looking for and stumbled upon humans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no MG on the hull, there. Was never a MG on the hull it has a coax and that's it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the image you can clearly see there is an MG that is attached to a mount on the hull. What I'm saying is put an actual hatch there because there isn't one. Or you could get rid of it entirely, but there should still be another crewman in the tank doing things there. A gunner who can focus on gunning while the driver focuses on driving is a hell of a lot better than designing your tank to be 1 man operated from the start.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, they never added a hull MG. Why would you put a hull MG on a tank? We got rid of those with assistant drivers

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's there in something. A typical MG on a mount for the commander isn't the type you're clearly thinking of that is embedded in the hull like on a Tiger. The reason for it to be on the hull is the turret is unmanned and the UNSC clearly doesn't into CROWS. Anyways I'm glad there's a hatch there in your screen. Shows there is indeed crew space there.

            >Dude, calm down.
            I'm not like mad at you or anything, I'm just saying, this goes nowhere. If you think the Games are some promised land of consistent stats, you're not going to be satisfied with the result.
            While power doesn't always translate to speed, it does allow higher weight at the same speed. If master Chief can flip a tank over he could throw a Mongoose like a baseball.

            To be fair the mongoose does have a really bad time when hit with a hammer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Part of the UNSC's actual non-backwards development is successfully making crew-served vehicles into one man usable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The ability to be fully operated by one man is great for emergencies, shit as the standard operation method. It's always going to be better to have multiple crew focusing on their respective roles than one guy focusing on doing everything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they're still using not just conventional firearms, but shit like 7.62x51.
      Because humans weren’t fighting the covenant so they just kept using what’s effective on humans. Turns out it’s still effective on the covenant

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If we stagnate that hard for 500+ years we deserve to get our asses kicked. "Good enough" isn't good enough.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon it was still taking out everything so why change it?
          >if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think both Russia and China thought the same thing for the past 40 years or so, look where they're at now. US became a superpower precisely because we didn't limit ourselves to "meh it works now so why change it?"
            Proactivity will always be superior to reactivity.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tell me when the US has changed their ammo type in the past 60 years

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Rock still kill Grug food good. Why make new pointy rock?
            Why the hell would you think that's a good argument? I see this every damn time a Halo thread comes up and it's amazing how willing to say stupid ass shit people making the argument are. Someone is always going to make something better either because armor is always improving too or Bambi needs to be that much more dead. Sometimes it's literally just "I wonder if that'd work" and not only does it work, but it's really damn good. It is in our nature to advance and create new things... unless you're Russian or Chinese as

            I think both Russia and China thought the same thing for the past 40 years or so, look where they're at now. US became a superpower precisely because we didn't limit ourselves to "meh it works now so why change it?"
            Proactivity will always be superior to reactivity.

            pointed out.

            If good enough was good enough 7.62x51 would never have been a thing. .30-06 kills things plenty dead too. So does .45-70, and a black powder rifle, so does a musket, longbows are also really good at it, a spear will to the job too...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Many of their designs would be backwards by a Cold War Era think tank, being oversized or heavy by Cold War standards while less accurate. Halo was never about hard sci-fi and at best was finnicky with weapons. Just simple comfort, ergonomics, or cost if we’re going a “does good enough” angle.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You know technology, despite what most sci fi would have you believe, isnt just a neat curve that goes up forever. You might stagnate for a thousand years. You might hit a plateau that's completely inescapable with all the materials you have access to in your galaxy. There's no law of the universe that says that you'll keep inventing better materials forever until you have dyson spheres and Improbability Drives.

          That aside for a moment:
          Several writers attempted to squeeze in explanations for the use of that particular round. In no particular order:
          Better propellants/higher pressure (even with modern propellants you could double the pressure of .308 if you built a gun purposefully to withstand it)
          Better AP components
          It was a purposefully "gimped" weapon for mass distribution throughout the polity so that insurrectionists would always lag behind the best that the UNSC had (there's a book, I don't remember which one, where marine armor is functionally immune to AR fire)
          And even with all that there was the explanation that it was considered far too weak for modern combat, and it was replaced with the monstrously more powerful BR, which was supposed to fire a larger round way faster thanks to bullshit recoil compensation technology.

          Now, other writers may disagree at times, and they brought back the AR untouched and unupgraded with no explanation because "lawl Halo gun", but Halo canon is and always has been a battleground of everyone retconning each other.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, it's not a neat curve, but it's usually going up and started going up WAY faster with the addition of computers to the mix. What you're talking about is reasonable over maybe 50-75 years at most and purely because of cost to change it out. NOT OVER 550. Cartridge development isn't just going to slow down, especially if new propellants and whatnot are coming around. There will 100% be a cartridge in the same size range that shits all over 7.62x51, assuming there isn't one already today. In 500 years we better be using freakishly advanced cartridges and space magic hybrid firearms if we're still using firearms at all. And again, I don't buy the "functionally immune to AR" bullshit, the books sound like they're fanfic crap at this point and I could swear you can easily gun down marines with shots to the chest in game on any difficulty. Armor pretty clearly also stagnated to a horribly unrealistic degree outside of the spartan programs.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are you that same guy who is so obsessed with the game mechanics being canon you're willing to accept nuclear level Sniper Rifles

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What? Do you mean MAC cannons? Big ass railgun slamming big ass mass into thing at stupid high velocity is going to do a lot of damage. Regular firearms do it to a much smaller degree due to much less projectile mass and velocity. If you post here you ought to understand this. With the typical MAC cannon on a ship or defense station you're effectively recreating and militarizing an asteroid impact with enough mass and velocity. It's one of the few things that is legit in the whole damn franchise.

                The games are the primary canon. If the books conflict with the game then the book claims are the ones that you're supposed to be ignoring.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No there was some genius last halo thread insisting that the game mechanics were canon, marines taking bullets to their exposed faces, Gauss cannons punching through fifty tanks, Sniper Rifles going through as many spartans as can fill up the map, etc.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >game mechanics
                >not canon to a game franchise
                Do you also get upset when Doom discussions account for the fact that Doomguy can canonically outrun his own rockets while still carrying all his guns and ammo?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you are the guy who thinks the Sniper rifle from Halo is more penetrative than a nuke LOL

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >more penetrative than a nuke
                Where in the games did a map full of Spartans and Elites survive being at ground zero of a nuke?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know a nuke wont tunnel through like a mile of Titanium and bodies right?

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedan_(nuclear_test)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, and? Show me the game footage or code for the in-game power of a nuke.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Absolutely nothing in the game is comparable to it's real world counterpart in any way
                >But XYZ weapons are objectively bad b-b-bBECAUSE! OKAY???? THEY JUST ARE!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Largest recorded sniper multikill I can find is 23 kills, considerably less than a "mile of titanium and bodies." Show me where a nuke gets dropped on a full map of Spartans and kills only 22. It's a big, dumb video game that runs on soft sci-fi and rule of cool, not a hard sci-fi simulator.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you're backpedaling on what you said about the sniper being able to go through enough spartans to fill the map, huh?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That multikill is the maximum lobby population in Infinite minus the shooter. That's full by Halo standards.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So yes you're abandoning your previous position, you *now* think that the sniper rifle can penetrate 23 suits of energy shielded powered armor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No previous position was abandoned. Some guy multikilled a map full of Spartans.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah it can go through infinite
                >I I mean a whole map's worth
                >I mean it can go through a full lobby

                How do you dress yourself in the morning, dipshit?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >full lobby
                >whole map's worth
                Those are synonymous. That is the closest number to infinite Spartan heads that players can achieve with the current versions of the games. Now show me the game footage of a nuke multikill or game stats for a nuke.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Those are synonymous.
                You can keep saying it and I'll keep laughing at your goalpost shifting cope.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's right though. The sniper rifle is coded to penetrate an infinite amount of players in hitscan range

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But it's absurd to try to interpret that as the actual performance of the weapon in universe just because of a gameplay abstraction.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's always fun when people don't realize they're talking to multiple other people.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Take up a retard's cause and it's fair to lump you in with him

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's good to finally have an autism-to-autism fight in a long time. Schizofights are boring these days.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >autism fight
      Nah this isn't even the fun kind, this is just sad.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >90mm
    >not 400 S&W

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The greatest thing about the Scorpion is how the marines would just sit on the sides of it and come along for the ride. It's always a good time if you deck all four of your passengers out with heavy weapondry while driving the scorpion.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TANK BEATS GHOST
    >TANKS BEATS HUNTER
    >TANK BEATS EVERYTHING

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if I have a calculator inside a tank?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit you guys are making me feel old. I stopped going to SB after chudgate dropped the site quality off a cliff. Spending my days reading through vs and then getting into reading bad crossover fanfiction after Black Library shut down the original forum all feels like a lifetime ago now.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only good part of Spacebattles are the technical subforum, picture threads and fanfics that aren't fucking Worm or SIs anyway. I miss the ZoT fanfics era.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IMO some have decent documentation. I had a few times I wanted to look up some lore entry or event but forgot when it happened. If I remember what happened or close, they might've recoded it as a feat and thus I'd trace it through them.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pissed that we never got an HD remake that stayed true to original art style and aesthetic of CE. Reusing Halo Reach assests is so fucking lazy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original aesthetic of marines wearing slabs of armor due to fighting an enemy that uses plasma weaponry was fucking tits. Really wish Halo went back to that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/aXiO4Ya.jpg

      The original aesthetic of marines wearing slabs of armor due to fighting an enemy that uses plasma weaponry was fucking tits. Really wish Halo went back to that

      IMO, going too hard military doesn't work for Halo because there's too much that doesn't make sense from that POV. It's like an uncanny valley where a "realistic" game botches realism. Halo had always been advanced sci-fi. The first game took place on a giant ring that sterilized an entire galaxy of sentient life. When visiting the Ark in Halo 3, we go beyond our galaxy. A lot of in-game designs would be ridiculously weird by IRL standards. The Assault Rifles are very big and bulky, especially for bullpups. I guess they wanted the world's largest barrel for a 7.62 but then it was too long for comfort so they made an oversized bullpup instead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/aXiO4Ya.jpg

      The original aesthetic of marines wearing slabs of armor due to fighting an enemy that uses plasma weaponry was fucking tits. Really wish Halo went back to that

      >slabs of armor

      I really liked the early concept of the Halo Reach Marines. The final product we got still looks cool but definitely looks ill equipped to fight 8ft tall aliums.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Should they have more heat resistant stuff for plasma?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you stripped off most the the webbing it still has that slabs of armor look. Personally I like the mix of sci Fi heavy armor with what looks like bargain brand ALICE webbing thrown on top/weaved in-between

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    90mm of tungsten OP, how does that strike ya?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of just making arms more believable in follow up sequels, scifi cucks will just double down and then claim that tech has advanced soo much that we are able to throw a pebble at 1% light speed so a bigger bullet is not needed even though by the point you can hurl shit that fast, doubling or even increasing its mass ten fold will still yield a ludicrously fast object that will actually leave a debilitating wound instead of a pin hole. Also the mac canons are far more retarded than the 7.62 NATO and tiny tank guns

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of arms in Halo make little to no sense, from small arms to vehicles. They focus more on being sci-fi than any IRL sense. Good too. It's a game and knows it.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did Bungie craft such a great, linear story with tons of lore in Halo and then completely fuck up Destinys lore and story? Everything in Destiny is so convoluted and most of their expansions have been halfassed at best. Yet Halo’s 1-3 are universally regarded as gaming masterpieces. What happened to Bungo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not always, Halo is filled with retcons too. Destiny was initially
      >I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.
      But eventually had good stuff like the Books of Sorrow. They have their bright spots and good characters. Nowadays, they've been retconning left and right and basically going too MCU but even they have their bright areas.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      H3's story was such a shitshow. Staten wasn't around for the writing of H3 and it shows.
      Sure gameplay wise and obviously on the technical side it has H2 beaten, but it was such an underwhelming and at times nonsensical continuation to the plot started in 2 I was ready to believe it was a bad joke right until the credits rolled.

      >Cortana has been in the clutches of the Gravemind for weeks ! He's done something to her and she's totally going rampant, guys ! Doesn't it look so cool in the trailer ?
      Nevermind, you found her and she's fine, now let's go back to business as usual. Glad to have you back, Ma'm.

      >The Gravemind, this huge powerful entity who's been drinking knowledge for centuries and biding its time playing 4D chess to strike when the time is right is coming ! How could Mankind and the Covenant deal with such a unfathomable threat ? Oh boy H3 is setting up one hell of a confrontation with all 3 parties !
      Actually Gravemind never even shows up, lets you get away any time you're at its mercy, and lets itself get destroyed by crying about being the victim. He could have crushed you right here and then, but I guess sending a few dozens combat forms was the smarter choice. After all, it worked all the previous times, didn't it ? Centuries of knowledge and prep time.

      >Truth, the cunning schemer who carefully worked his way up the ladder to supplant his peers one by one through his rise to power is now a stupid fanatic who actually believes the Halo bullshit eventhough he gave no fucking damn about it before except when it helped his plans. Oh Arbiter, you never believed in the sacred rings, I'm so sad, blaargh.

      >Miranda Keyes, worthy successor of her father as a genius of tactics and military maneuvers literally goes solo no plan in a building filled with elite Brute warriors hoping for the best. But hey dual wielding is so cool, also she said she wouldn't leave without Johnson the lo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The single dumbest thing about Halo 3's story is the fact that Truth is such an idiot he didn't even take a single human hostage to activate the rings. We know this because otherwise he would have just used the hostage and activated the rings when the barrier was active and nobody was knocking on it. The way the story is set up, by The Ark he should have won with zero effort. Instead he has to capture Johnson to finally get someone to activate the rings for him.
        That means that if humanity listened to Lord Hood and didn't follow the Covenant through the Ark Portal, or that if they just didn't launch their final offensive in The Covenant, Truth would have lost by default.
        And remember, Truth knows he needs a human to activate the ring, which is why he and Tartarus kept Miranda and Johnson captive in Halo 2 as well.
        The defense against this that keeps the plot from crumbling is that humanity couldn't possibly have known that Truth was such a colossal moron, but it still leaves Truth as arguably the worst antagonist ever written for a big budget video game. He makes the Catalyst from Mass Effect 3 look sane.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >110mm rotary canon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 of them, and a 120mm turret

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post handheld WMDs.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bungie's passion was more for other stuff. They did Marathon before which had all sorts of great lore.

    Halo also started as an RTS so I assume the vehicles were intentionally resembling IRL vehicles to be familiar to the player.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Arguably the coolest UNSC ship
    >No in game appearance
    >No in game naval fleet battle

    The space mission in Halo Reach doesn't count. I want to see whole fleets duking it out in space not a 1v1

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its canon that the covenant received a "is anyone out there signal" and traced it back to earth, further pinpointing the origin revealed a blue haired ashkenazi chud with gyno at a Nasa computer, at which point they decided to start nuking the planet from orbit

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Halo is a game first and foremost. Designs need to service a particular playtime first and then worry about rl logic and style second. Many things that people want changed would dramatically effect gameplay.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone should realize by now that Bungie was retarded and had no idea what to do with lore/worldbuilding, they just threw random shit at the wall and decided to keep what looked cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They plagiarized Christopher Rowley's Vang trilogy and didn't know what to do after they ran out of source material.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here your m820 tank bro, it come with 150mm M990 electrothermal-chemical smoothbore cannon.

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