I'd probably replace the volleyball with a fishing rod so you might have a snowballs chance to catch a fish if you have to journey a long way, but otherwise yeah this is it.
I guess since I have no way to cook the fish I would probably try to skin it by hand, dunk it in the water for some salt then lay it in the sun to dry.
Depends how far this island is out there. I feel like I'm bound to run into a shipping lane at some point though. Assuming I don't know where I am too I feel like the best bet is to head east.
Weed for the seeds, can eventually make rope and nutritive food with it. Pot for a container I can boil in. Beyond normal uses, the tarp can also be used for a purifier. First aid kit, partially for the variety of containers.
>Inflatable raft
It can be a bed, a shelter roof, hold rain/purified water and paddles can double as a shovel. If leaks, cut along seams for 2x the plastic coverage. Handles are often strong enough to support weight and you can use as a hammock. >Knife
Makes wooden tools/spears for fishing, fire starter kindling, gut fishies >Mirror
Unlimited matches. Downside is if cloudy/night. >Pot
Doubles as water purifier and for cooking.
if the goal is long term survival then you take the
pot. mirror. knife and handsaw.
pot for food/sanitifizing water
mirror to make fire and check out your chad self
knife and handsaw to make everything else you need and kill small animals
You could make most of the other items or their diy equivilent with those tools. but it would depend on the specific island setup I suppose. Tarp is not a bad choice if you need instant shelter but you could theoretically swap that out for the hammock for slightly more comfort. we dont know the weather/seasonal arrangement for this island and if theres caves or building materials for a decent shelter.
sunscreen, repellent these are temproary consumables and worthless in the long run, as is toliet paper and matches. ipod cant be recharged, nor can the flaregun or flashlight. Inflatable raft seems to be lacking oars and is a trap and you can technically navigate by stars so compass is a waste.
Vitamins might be a good choice depending on whats available on the island but they might also be completely useless. Water purifier could be good depending on water source available but in reality, a long term stay will have you acclimitize to local water fauna (or die trying). A fishing rod would be nice if it came with hooks, line, and lures but it probably doesnt in your moronic whatif scenario. Rope is always good to have but theoretically you could make your own. Hunting rifle would only be useful if theres large enough game to hunt but there probably isnt on some shitty island. dude weed is lmao and 5 oucnes isnt shit.
a firstaid kit would give a lot of wiggle room for being a madlad but isnt strictly necesary. it would be rather difficult to keep the whole kit clean and dry. tent would fall apart in a season of continous use so it isnt a long term choice.
you can start fire with mirrors, you can signal with mirrors.
It has to be the right kind of mirror and not just a flat hand mirror as shown...and even then the conditions have to be right.
True enough that it needs to be a makeup mirror, but it can be done with the right angles.
The main point of the mirror though was really to signal by basically flashing light at any aircraft or boat. Poor man's flare, many hikers have a small mirror just for that.
>Unlimited matches.
I exploit the unlimited matches glitch and create a land bridge consisting entirely of soggy matches from here to the nearest inhabitable island.
If planning to stay >pot >hiking boots >handsaw >knife
The pot can be used to boil water, prepare food, for mortar and pestle and one hundred other things. Handsaw and knife for building shelter, protection. Boots because walking barefoot can literally kill you and give you diseases.
If trying to be rescued >tarp >flare gun >mirror >flash light
I've got a few days to wait for a plane to pass overhead. Past that point I'm dead anyway.
does the weed have seeds?
if so the weed, hand saw, knife, and pot
grow the weed for great fiber for rope use knife for making things and starting fires saw for ez construction pot for cooking. I dont want to be rescued let me live on my weed island I dont want to pay taxes
I started with the pot, durable forever item ofc but the existance of the raft negates that as a choice as the obvious answer is to leave immediately. The fishing line and ostensibly tackle (even if only 1 set) is far more valuable than the pole itself but honestly I could leave with just raft and knife after a few days on the island.
Tarp and water purifier. If there's no fresh water streams I can collect rainwater with the tarp and filter sea water with the water purifier.
Then the handsaw. I'm assuming there's trees and an elevated dry thatch roof log shelter would be the priority. In the off chance I'm super lucky and my water situation is good, sparing me the tarp, the tarp would help make a really cozy 100% waterproof shelter much quicker.
Finally I am 50/50 on the mirror or matches. Obviously for fire starting. Matches are limited by reliable. Mirror would drive me insane but I wouldn't have to worry about running out if I got good at using it for fire.
I just need the knife, the rope and the rifle.
Then I'd climb up a tree/palm, fix the rope on top of it and around my neck, then slit my wrists, jump from the tree/palm and shoot myself into my head while falling.
You guys are shit at survival the correct answer is pot, water purifier, fishing rod, hunting rifle. You need clean water and fresh food every day or you are dead.
Tarp -multifunctional
Pot - multifunctional but mainly cooking
Hammock - shelter
FAK - for when I injure myself and need something reasonably clean. Depending on the island and the first aid kit, I may want a saw instead
>Pot
For boiling freshwater found on the island.
Possibly for building a still for saltwater distillation, using materials like clay and bamboo scrounged up on the island, if no freshwater is available.
Also for cooking food if such ingredients can be found. >First aid kit
Even a minor injury can kill you under these conditions. >Tent
More waterproof and bugproof than any shelter I could build.
Can easily be moved if needed.
If it comes with a footprint, you pretty much get the tarp for free. >Knife
The most versatile of the cutting instruments listed.
1 pot to boil
2 tarp collects rain/condensation/boiled vapor
3 saw
4 idk nothing or vitamins/ knife/ boots/ aid/ or better yet crank drill/ or chisel
rope make from grass
matches/fire make from saw dust, rope sticks, bow drill
knife, make from plane rubbing and chipping two rocks
pot can make from wood or clay
sunscreen make from mud, or tarp for shade.
Ipod, make a xylophone/woodwind from saw.
boots, make from rope,
raft, make from saw
repellent, make from pot
compass, make from lode stone/leaf
water purifier, make with pot/tarp
fishing rod, make from saw, spear fish with knife, or at best make basket traps
tent/hammock etc make from rope, saw
Tent
Knife
Hammock
If large island with big game, rifle, otherwise idk hiking boots.
You cut the bottom out of the tent to get your tarp, and use the rest to attach to the hammock as insect netting.
Then use your "tarp" as a solar still using a trash bottle or something for the liquid storage
Inflatable raft, compass, water purifier, volleyball. Just leave lmao
>pot, knife, saw, rope
hatchet would have made more sense than a hand saw
also guessing unlimited rope since no length is defined
>implying one wants to return to
<<<
>unlimited rope
If you have infinite rope, you can swiss family robinson that shit it no time.
I'd probably replace the volleyball with a fishing rod so you might have a snowballs chance to catch a fish if you have to journey a long way, but otherwise yeah this is it.
I guess since I have no way to cook the fish I would probably try to skin it by hand, dunk it in the water for some salt then lay it in the sun to dry.
Depends how far this island is out there. I feel like I'm bound to run into a shipping lane at some point though. Assuming I don't know where I am too I feel like the best bet is to head east.
Hunting rifle to explode my brains
Weed for the seeds, can eventually make rope and nutritive food with it. Pot for a container I can boil in. Beyond normal uses, the tarp can also be used for a purifier. First aid kit, partially for the variety of containers.
>weed
>mirror
>vitamins
>ipod
I can make the rest using what I find on the island
your body will be found with a mirror, vitamins and an ipod.
5 ounces of weed, but i pick it 4 times
The only logical answer
>no way to lit it
You done goofed!
4x mirror because I am a narcissist
ipod, sunscreen, boots, insect repellant
Fail what, anon?
FAIL WHAT?????
you vill be strvanded on ze islind
No win condition.
No fail condition.
Game is undefined.
4 pots
Knife,Rifle,Flare gun and Compass
Why would you need a compass on an island, just look at the sky.
>What is light pollution
>
>>What is light pollution
i hate you for being this moronic have a nice day so i never meet you
98.734% of a people will believe any statistic carried to 3 decimal places.
Boomer humor folks. Try to control your laughter.
whatever zoomer.
handsaw, knife, first aid kit, pot
>Inflatable raft
It can be a bed, a shelter roof, hold rain/purified water and paddles can double as a shovel. If leaks, cut along seams for 2x the plastic coverage. Handles are often strong enough to support weight and you can use as a hammock.
>Knife
Makes wooden tools/spears for fishing, fire starter kindling, gut fishies
>Mirror
Unlimited matches. Downside is if cloudy/night.
>Pot
Doubles as water purifier and for cooking.
Forgot to add
>Mirror
Can be used to signal aircraft, boats in daytime.
>Unlimited matches.
if the goal is long term survival then you take the
pot. mirror. knife and handsaw.
pot for food/sanitifizing water
mirror to make fire and check out your chad self
knife and handsaw to make everything else you need and kill small animals
You could make most of the other items or their diy equivilent with those tools. but it would depend on the specific island setup I suppose. Tarp is not a bad choice if you need instant shelter but you could theoretically swap that out for the hammock for slightly more comfort. we dont know the weather/seasonal arrangement for this island and if theres caves or building materials for a decent shelter.
sunscreen, repellent these are temproary consumables and worthless in the long run, as is toliet paper and matches. ipod cant be recharged, nor can the flaregun or flashlight. Inflatable raft seems to be lacking oars and is a trap and you can technically navigate by stars so compass is a waste.
Vitamins might be a good choice depending on whats available on the island but they might also be completely useless. Water purifier could be good depending on water source available but in reality, a long term stay will have you acclimitize to local water fauna (or die trying). A fishing rod would be nice if it came with hooks, line, and lures but it probably doesnt in your moronic whatif scenario. Rope is always good to have but theoretically you could make your own. Hunting rifle would only be useful if theres large enough game to hunt but there probably isnt on some shitty island. dude weed is lmao and 5 oucnes isnt shit.
a firstaid kit would give a lot of wiggle room for being a madlad but isnt strictly necesary. it would be rather difficult to keep the whole kit clean and dry. tent would fall apart in a season of continous use so it isnt a long term choice.
you can start fire with mirrors, you can signal with mirrors.
>mirror to make fire
explain how that works robinson curisoe
True enough that it needs to be a makeup mirror, but it can be done with the right angles.
The main point of the mirror though was really to signal by basically flashing light at any aircraft or boat. Poor man's flare, many hikers have a small mirror just for that.
>you can start fire with mirrors
It has to be the right kind of mirror and not just a flat hand mirror as shown...and even then the conditions have to be right.
>Unlimited matches.
I exploit the unlimited matches glitch and create a land bridge consisting entirely of soggy matches from here to the nearest inhabitable island.
Weed, matches, toiletpaper, ipod (but only if its got my tunes on it)
I'm a cool guy... Flare gun... Hunting rifle... Knife.... Weed
Hand saw, water purifier, fishing rod, knife
the knife is a hand saw and the pot is a water purifier that doesn't need a replacement filter.
you only need 2 to simulate boobies.
volleyball four times.
12 grandfather clocks, 1 hat.
Inflatable raft
Compass
Water purifier
Flare gun
If planning to stay
>pot
>hiking boots
>handsaw
>knife
The pot can be used to boil water, prepare food, for mortar and pestle and one hundred other things. Handsaw and knife for building shelter, protection. Boots because walking barefoot can literally kill you and give you diseases.
If trying to be rescued
>tarp
>flare gun
>mirror
>flash light
I've got a few days to wait for a plane to pass overhead. Past that point I'm dead anyway.
boots
holy failing shitballs you're moronic
Enjoy your tropical parasites. Eggs can enter your skin from walking barefoot.
they can also get to you through repeated tropical exposure... like being stranded on an island. do not be a hypochondriac, gringo
20oz of weed
x4 volleyball
> GOOOOOOOOL!
does the weed have seeds?
if so the weed, hand saw, knife, and pot
grow the weed for great fiber for rope use knife for making things and starting fires saw for ez construction pot for cooking. I dont want to be rescued let me live on my weed island I dont want to pay taxes
20 ounzes of weed and then i would drown myself
Why don't you just grow more weed?
Knife, Pot, Raft and Wilson, I mean the volleyball.
I started with the pot, durable forever item ofc but the existance of the raft negates that as a choice as the obvious answer is to leave immediately. The fishing line and ostensibly tackle (even if only 1 set) is far more valuable than the pole itself but honestly I could leave with just raft and knife after a few days on the island.
most moronic diy poster
Do I get to choose which deserted island? Cause if so I think I'll just go to epsteins and then for my 4 items it's 2 rifles, a friend, and the boat.
weed pot first aid kit and flare gun. easy.
Tarp and water purifier. If there's no fresh water streams I can collect rainwater with the tarp and filter sea water with the water purifier.
Then the handsaw. I'm assuming there's trees and an elevated dry thatch roof log shelter would be the priority. In the off chance I'm super lucky and my water situation is good, sparing me the tarp, the tarp would help make a really cozy 100% waterproof shelter much quicker.
Finally I am 50/50 on the mirror or matches. Obviously for fire starting. Matches are limited by reliable. Mirror would drive me insane but I wouldn't have to worry about running out if I got good at using it for fire.
answer depends on you skill set.
me knife, flashlight, tarp, boots
Knife
First Aid Kit
Mirror
Flare Gun
First aid, tent, knife, matches
Tarp
Pot
Knife
Rope
I just need the knife, the rope and the rifle.
Then I'd climb up a tree/palm, fix the rope on top of it and around my neck, then slit my wrists, jump from the tree/palm and shoot myself into my head while falling.
Tarp, pole, rod, saw.
so many here ITT dont know how easy fire by friction really is if you have any idea of what you are actually doing having a knife makes it cheat mode
Boots, knife, pot, first aid.
Anything else is sign of mental illness.
>weed
>pot
bit redundant?
Weed so I can throw it in the ocean (I don't smoke)
Flare gun to set a palm tree on fire
Volleyball for the memes
Vitamins (but only the Flintstones kind)
Hammock
Knife
Matches
Weed
There's nobody to prevent that I take it all.
Tarp, raft, compass, pot
Normal water purifiers don't work on sea water if this is an ocean island
You guys are shit at survival the correct answer is pot, water purifier, fishing rod, hunting rifle. You need clean water and fresh food every day or you are dead.
It is not stated whether tackle and ammunition come with the rod and rifle, let alone how much.
Hiking boots
pot
matches
knife
Tarp, pot, knife, matches
Tarp -multifunctional
Pot - multifunctional but mainly cooking
Hammock - shelter
FAK - for when I injure myself and need something reasonably clean. Depending on the island and the first aid kit, I may want a saw instead
>Pot
For boiling freshwater found on the island.
Possibly for building a still for saltwater distillation, using materials like clay and bamboo scrounged up on the island, if no freshwater is available.
Also for cooking food if such ingredients can be found.
>First aid kit
Even a minor injury can kill you under these conditions.
>Tent
More waterproof and bugproof than any shelter I could build.
Can easily be moved if needed.
If it comes with a footprint, you pretty much get the tarp for free.
>Knife
The most versatile of the cutting instruments listed.
Rope to hang myself
An iPad to listen to music as I hang myself
Weed to smoke before I hang myself
And finally the mirror to watch myself hang myself
Pot is on there twice
Raft, first aid kit, water purifier, flare gun
Raft, Compass, Fishing Rod, Knife
Eating sashimi on my way back to civilization
>weed
>matches
>toilet paper
for rolling joints
>volleyball
for all the beach babes
I'm ready for a grand time 🙂
>the island you're stranded on
pot, knife, purifier, mirror. (vitamins and weed would be really fricking tempting.
wait, i can boil water in the pot. frick it, take the purifier and give me the reefer.
1 pot to boil
2 tarp collects rain/condensation/boiled vapor
3 saw
4 idk nothing or vitamins/ knife/ boots/ aid/ or better yet crank drill/ or chisel
rope make from grass
matches/fire make from saw dust, rope sticks, bow drill
knife, make from plane rubbing and chipping two rocks
pot can make from wood or clay
sunscreen make from mud, or tarp for shade.
Ipod, make a xylophone/woodwind from saw.
boots, make from rope,
raft, make from saw
repellent, make from pot
compass, make from lode stone/leaf
water purifier, make with pot/tarp
fishing rod, make from saw, spear fish with knife, or at best make basket traps
tent/hammock etc make from rope, saw
Tent
Knife
Hammock
If large island with big game, rifle, otherwise idk hiking boots.
You cut the bottom out of the tent to get your tarp, and use the rest to attach to the hammock as insect netting.
Then use your "tarp" as a solar still using a trash bottle or something for the liquid storage
4 ropes, so I can rope from height and rip my head off making it kek for whoever finds my bones