5'4 and just enlisted

>avg height for zoomers here is almost 6'
Am I gonna get bullied for being a manlet in the army bros

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What branch did you sign up for?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spot the Marine.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're going to get bullied for joining a gay club

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      state enforced global homosexuality

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does that mean I get a state-mandated femboy bf?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Femboys ar the most cringe shit there is, if you are really into this, take the rope

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What about twinks?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Twink death is the leading cause of erectile disfunction in 30+ gay men

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still spamming this
      >still cares about the military appealing to everyone they can
      No one cares aside from some terminal online schizo.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why doesn't it appeal to anyone?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Pic
          That isn't a new thing in the fricking slightest.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you posting this as if its new? Are you so fricking stupid that you will grab anything from the internet without doing research?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you have literally spammed this exact jpg in a dozen threads lmao
        aspergers or paid shill?

        Cope homosexual. Youre gay and have aids. FACT

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >projecting

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares? People can do whatever man, not my problem.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Im glad people can kill your family and youre ok with it.
            Nope you certainly care because you cared enough to reply, troon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its either prancing about their rights or having a defacto culture of sodomizing your men as "punishment" and claim its not gay like most third world countries do. Pick your poison. This is no middle ground.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, homosexual.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there is no third option where sodomizing comrades is reprimanded and homosexuality is not promoted

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't enforce it to its entirety and sometimes it may cause the problem to get worse. There are reasons to why the prohibition laws was such a disaster in the 1900s.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah just like how prohibition and the war on drugs worked! Haha, you stupid fricking moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have literally spammed this exact jpg in a dozen threads lmao
      aspergers or paid shill?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A hole's a hole

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely you will get bullied for your height, grow thick skin and build other qualities to make up for it

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ha get fricked manlet.
    t. 5’5

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just enlisted
    why? are you dumb?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will be the machine gunner in your training platoon if you're infantry. You'll catch bants, but so will everyone. Don't worry too much about it, you'll be part of a tribe and everyone's best assets are put forward while doing what you can to offset the negatives. Being a small guy has proven to be a great boon for combat soldiers in ways, and detriment in others. On God it takes all types.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP, but why will he be the machine gunner? Do they usually give that role to short guys?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Smallest guy carries the biggest gun
        This is the way.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a hazing thing I think
        The smallest guy gets the heaviest equipment (bigger gun + spare barrels + more ammo in his pack than everyone else combined)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not OP, but why will he be the machine gunner? Do they usually give that role to short guys?

          I'm 5'4 and I also carried an LMG. I have never had problems carrying gear, while others who are taller get very tired if they carey the same as me.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you built like a strongman?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is the important question.
              There is a very important difference in being short and stock IE dwarf mode vs being a mini Mr skeleton

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. A scaled up/down man can only carry proportionally more/less weight for a given ease.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pvt "Stuart" Little

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll be cuddled, sometimes internally. Other than being split like a rotten peach then prolapsing like a dead man'o'war jellyfish you'll be fine.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'4 and just enlisted
    Have fun lugging around the MG, manlet-kun.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    get into aviation. Most pilots are midgets

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy carrying that SAW little buddy LMFAO

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk is there a branch who digs tunnels or crawls through air shafts you'd be great for that

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How the frick are you 5'4

    Btw you're carrying this kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I carried a SAW in Afghanistan
      >t.4'9

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4'9
        Please post petite, girlish hands, anon.
        L O N D O N
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        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can someone explain the London thing? I’ve seen it a bunch of times in a bunch of different contexts so I’m completely lost

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's something related to the album "London Falling" and it's cover art by 'The Clash".
            I don't know the deeper meaning itself

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            An old meme about asking a suspected female poster where they live

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            old pasta where anon asked femboyanon if he lived in london

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4'9
        You must be 5 feet tall to be in the army

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No she doesn't

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The ANA didn't have many standards

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they hire gremlins now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >marines
      >short as frick
      Well at least you get to carry the M250

      Yessir. Have fun OP

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get ready to carry the biggest gun

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect height for a tank driver

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a ton of short dudes in the military, you'll be fine

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoulda got an airborne contract, they're all short as frick.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you cute OP?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'0 in the Air Force and was bullied quite a bit, also auto-reclassed to some bs job since I signed up for an airborne job (recruiter said I could get a height waiver, yes I'm a moron for believing him). In the chair force you're at the back of the formation as the shortest person in basic so you miss a lot the instructors say while marching and get smoked. Not sure about the army. Airmen are tall as frick for some reason, should have joined the marines.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Marines
      You would have fit in perfectly with all the 5'4 Hispanics kek

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.
    >t. 6'1 fellow enlisted zoomer

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the same height and have reclused myself to being a NEET. You have, in any case, made it further than me.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enlisted
    first mistake
    join the tank corps, if you can. you'll fit right in

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy carrying around half your body weight (and 1/3 volume) as ammunition and a giant machine gun kek

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you'll fit in ranger battalion, theyre all goddamn midgets like you. manlet.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'4 and just enliste
    Oh no no no no

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you didn't sign for a combat arms MOS because you WILL be carrying the M240 your entire career

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