$5000 NO LOW-BALLERS. I KNOW WHAT I GOT

$5000 NO LOW-BALLERS
I KNOW WHAT I GOT

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will give you $7200 right now western union transfer, my cousin will pick it up as i am away on business in another country.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SIR SIR DO NOT REDEEM! THOSE ARE MY CARDS!!!

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have a good story?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put it on GunBuckBroker and label it “Rare!” and “Collectible!”, and those crack-smokers will trample each other to give you TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS! for it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOVA GUNBROKER BOOMER

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, it’s me. I have a few new items and some grody old mohaskas that crack-smoking broz STILL haven’t sold but are STILL on the site.

        New hobby: e-mail the crack smoking broz and asking them how much crack have the broz smoked to ask such prices.

        I mean straight up…justify to me WHY YOU think that your 40 or 50 old heater is worth TWICE what a brand new model NIB is going for.

        They can’t…so they don’t. They just take another hit on that crack pipe and dream of the riches they’ll be rollin’ in when some fool buys their rusty and broken old junk.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd recognize you anywhere based off your prose and post content.
          : DDDDDD
          I've only ever bought one gun on Gunbroker and it was from an actual brick-and-mortar store so the price wasn't bad. Good deals on that website are few and far between and I'm not about to get ripped off.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good on you, bro.
            You might still blacker’n’ the ace of spades, and can’t change that, but you don’t have to be no crack-smokin’ chump.

            An educated consumer makes the best customer…as the RagMerchant Joos, Sy and Marcy Syms used to say on their ads up in this suburb.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks, NOVAGunbrokerboomeranon.
              Never leave us, please. You are a national treasure and an inspiration to us all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also don't forget to put in the description >NOT FAL NOT G3 >NOT MINIGUN >NOT MG42

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Side note..does anyone at Suck and Less-One even peruse GunBuckBroker, HarmsList, And FunsAmerica?

    What does it say about your new products when gnarly and rusty neglected examples of your OLD products are selling for MORE money than your NIB offerings?

    That’s kind of a fuckin’ CLUE that you’ve done something WRONG.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I want a snubnose classic Python in royal blue hand fitted with forged parts only
      >That'll be $2000 sir
      >BUT A GLOCK IS ONLY $500!

      People want the best but they don't want to pay for it. Its like all them fools bitching about the quality of Remington 870 Express models for decades when they could have bought a Wingmaster or Police with no issue.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Point taken, but you think $2k puts you into a Python?

        How quaint!

        Here ya go, bro…sixty-fi’ hunnahd dolla:

        https://www.gunbroker.com/item/958133898

        JK…you CAN find Pythons for $2k.
        But what are you going to DO with them? Carry them day in and day out?

        Let me show you what 2 yards will get you from our “Broke-Assed bro” collection :

        https://www.gunbroker.com/item/959381143

        As you can see, it has the ORIGINAL BOX and PAPERS.

        You will be the envy of all your fellow Black Stick-up Artists when you knock over the convenience store with this provenaced example of American firearms craft!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like it might be lacking the stupid little internal lock hole, so...if you list it, someone will probably give you $1500 for it.
    I'm not kidding.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just wondering about the HillaryHole.

      There a little flag that pops up next to the hammer when the lock is engaged that has “Locked” embossed on it.

      Do you think there would be a market for aftermarket replacement flags with different messages embossed on them?

      Like:

      “Please kill me now”?

      “Thanks, Hillary!”?

      “My gun doesn’t work…I’ll suck your dicks now if you guys don’t beat me to death!”?

      “Shit! I KNEW I forgot SOMETHING!”.

      Just spitballin’ it, here…

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Almost certainly!
        The problem is, people would need to engage the lock in order for them to be read, which 99% of people are going to find infuriating, so they won't do it.
        That doesn't mean they won't buy a custom lock thing and install it though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Let me call the Bugmen and set this shit up, and the money beez come a-rollin’ in, bro!

          We gean beez fartin’ through satin, yessiree!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The hole is shit, but a plug kit isn't really that bad. market is still too inflated with unrealistic muddafuckers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not willing to spend enough for it to be worth your while, but a delete kit that only stops the lock from locking and lets you show a stupid message flag instead would be funny.

        There's also no space for sentences. I recommend a "Benis" flag.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good news, chumps!

    The “Katrina Bayou Submersible” Smitty Chief’s Special is STILL available at a Buy It Now of $379!

    One of you lucky, lucky, broz can own A PIECE OF FUCKIN’ HISTORY here!

    Get off your ass, pull out your wallet, and get on the Disco Stick to snap this INCREDIBLE FIREARM VALUE up!

    https://www.gunbroker.com/item/966019023

    Remember, you broz…only no guns fags call that “rust”…we in the biz call that “PATINA”.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FAIR CONDITION

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JooCarpetbaggers selling GladRags to the FedGoys of the 1980s:

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Ray’s Hair Weave, (Bollymower Edition…he also hade a studio on Georgia Ave in DC):

    “if yo’ haiyuh beez short n’ nappy,
    Mistah Ray’s will make you happy!”

    Damn shame, he shut down, tbh. At my age, I could stand for a weave and get some Sulfur 8 hair straightener.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now speaking of Tribesmen, here’s a nice example of a roscoe at a good asking price:

    https://www.gunbroker.com/Item/965054365

    But here’s the catch…note that it’s a “No Reserve” auction.
    But also note that the same bidder is bidding up the price in the first two days after the gatt was offered.

    See…that’s the GunJoo getting his shill to place bids up to what is ACTUALLY the Reserve Price.

    It may be some slobbering simpleton with a fat wallet and a micro-dick that blows his wad and then dries up and blows away, but I’ve seen this gag before too many times.

    There ain’t that many stupid motherfuckaz in the world is there?

    Is there?

    If you see a rod you like, put it on your watchlist and don’t bid on the motherfucker until the last day or two.
    If you see a bunch of crack smokin’ broz piling on to throw money at the heater, swipe left on that bitch.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MAUSER PYTHON AK47 M1 GRAND SVT 40 K98 ARISAKA

    NO C&R SHIP TO FFL ONLY

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what sites other than gunbroker can i buy milsurp?
    are makarovs universally $400 now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon..... I.....

      >milsurp market fucked
      >revolver market fucked
      >pretty much everything else is still fucked pricewise even considering inflation.

      Best chance is to find people who want to trade cool shit for tacticool shit on local gun forums and shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like it.
      One of my LGS has a Commercial import Baikal in 9mm MaK asking $350.

      I bought my Baikal for $135 NIB BACK IN 1993.

      Honestly, a superb little pistol. The Commies got THAT right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turk mausers are going for almost $600 now

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never knew that Smitty tried to break into the Pimp Market, but here’s a fine example from their “Bling As FUCK!” Collection:

    https://www.gunbroker.com/item/957296776

    A gold plated Chiefie…bro, you beez FLY!

    Dem ‘ho’s be fistfightin’ to flat-back dey asses to give you The Lovely, Holmes!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when you devalue your gold gat every time you clean off powder burns from the cylinder.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True dat, except you’re King Pimp bro, so you don’t fucking CARE.

        Plus, you can always put it on GunBuckBroker, and the GunJoos will sel, it to some Autistic Huckleberry for more than you paid for it.

        That’s how you GET to be King Pimp bro, see?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you know for a fact that Golden Chief would be passed around the projects for decades after bros getting blasted for it as a trophy after it was stolen.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In case you broz was wondering’ about my prose…Petey Greene, (May his Black ass Rest In Peace), was a big part of my DC Area upbringing.

    He taught me to eat a watermelon prop’ly…just like a ‘Bama Black.

    Watch and let his bro Wisdom enlighten you:

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Ho-hum Taurus .38 for half a yard?

    https://www.gunbroker.com/item/960507171

    “But bro…it’s got a laser! A FUCKING LASER!”

    A laser on a snubnose .38 is like Rolls-Royce grill on a Volkswagen.

    bro…who you foolin’? You think you’re Dead-Eye Dick with that belly gun?
    You think you’re gonna be shooting’ a bro stealing your bike riding away at full speed from 100 yards away?

    Get REAL, Newton. You’re gonna be getting in your Familymobile MiddleClass Wage Slave MiniVan outside the Stop n’ Rob when two or three Yoots get all up in your shit.

    Your grip laser is going to be slightly less useful than a buttplug up your ass in that situation.

    WORD!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the worst examples of crack-smoking GunJoos on all GunBuckBroker is this Robertson’s Trading Post and Online Sodomy Parlor.

    A Rohm .38 for t’ree-fiddy?
    Three Hundred and Fifty.
    Dollars.

    https://www.gunbroker.com/item/955542125

    bro…you buy this gatt for a dime more than $50 and you are certifiably INSANE.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Makarovniks:

    Can you BELIEVE this crackhead shit?

    https://www.gunbroker.com/item/961497330

    This Bulgarian MaK has fucking LEPROSY, but this Kentucky Pawn shop is asking $1200 for it.

    Let me tell you about Pawn shops.
    Never, EVER buy the asking price or tagged price for ANYTHING in there. Just don’t do it.

    Show pawnbrokers no fucking mercy.
    That pistol that they’re asking $1200 for…wanna guess what they loaned on it?
    I’d wager $50…and some poor schmuck had to sell his self protection piece to put gas in his car so he could get to work to feed his family.

    If all pawnbrokers were rounded up and put in box cars to be gassed tomorrow, I would cheer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ that's some hardcore pitting

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you learned from Petey Greene how to eat watermelon like a proper ‘Bama Black, and just TWANG the salt on it, then it was all worth it, huh?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.gunbroker.com/item/959036584
    2.5k for a makarov, the crack levels are high with this one

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you guys ever found any deals on gunbroker? Every time I think of looking for something, every listing I see is literally this or retards paying over MSRP for new shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My PX4 was only $350, and that was at the height of the Fentenal Floyd Festivities.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ever found any deals on gunbroker?
      Yes. You just have to wait. I got a Snider for 650 bucks just because I waited until nobody was buying.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that what killed Lee Harvey Oswald?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Hillary hole? I'll give you $4750

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would buy. A rusty barrel is a trusty barrel.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who thought that THIS was a Good Idea?

    Who would buy a WHITE plastic revolver with neon green rubber grips?

    How high did the team at Taurus have to be to green-light this goofy mess?

    https://www.gunbroker.com/item/965235438

    How high would you have to be to:

    A: buy it, (a plastic TAURUS),and;
    B:pay $650 for it, (less tax and fees).?

    This is even worse than the “United Pastel Colors of Charter Arms” for self-defense gayry.

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