47 marine graduates basic

Good god…

https://www.stripes.com/branches/marine_corps/2023-09-06/shortest-marine-boot-camp-11280787.html

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He gonna be a POG

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still useful, especially in aircraft and vehicle maintenance. Not a jarhead but the USAF used little and thin Airmen to fit places where my big ass couldn't.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this, long storied history of being useful
        ball-turret gunners, tunnel rats, aircraft, probably in our lifetimes they'll be in high-demand to be space marines because of the weight savings

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >space marines

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He gonna be a POG
      He's gonna be a drill sergeant.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s infantry. Got to meet him when my friend graduated. Apparently he’s got a great drive and can absolutely do everything required

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can he reach the peanut butter on the top shelf?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he does some parkour shit for that p.b.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah but he doesn’t have to dig as deep a hole at night

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            More like the rest of the guys don't have to dig as deep into his hole at night.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Go back to your slav threads

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guess who’s going to get issued a 249.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      could he even carry it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I saw a tiny female air force security type slogging around our compound with one but she sure as fuck wasn't hiking miles with it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good for him, he had the balls to become a Marine at his height and was successful, cant knock him for that. He'd be good as a little mechanic troll that can get into all the hard to reach places.

          When I deployed to Kandahar everyone in the AF who weren't issued weapons at their home unit would get old ass M-16s. There was this Asian chick that was so short they had to give her an M4 because the M-16 was too long for her to sling over her shoulder.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was picturing him more as an armory goblin personally.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kino

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >There was this Asian chick that was so short they had to give her an M4 because the M-16 was too long for her to sling over her shoulder.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >There was this Asian chick that was so short they had to give her an M4 because the M-16 was too long for her to sling over her shoulder.

            Did she sucky fucky?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Sieg

            Most powerful military on earth American propaganda likes to claim

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Who else would you pick then?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shut up fatass, go take a walk.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you wanna find out?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i had a guy during my service who was a bit taller than a carl gustav and he got issued fn mag

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where did these traditions (give the short guy the MG, give the fat guy the rocket launcher) originate?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because the skinny guys can throw hands and have reach.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC, WWII. Small guy is less likely to draw attention and presents a smaller target.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I grew up when WWII vets were still in the workforce and confirm that was their story. They were my teachers, neighbors, co-workers and mentors. Pointing the out was supposedly a common way for the little guys to shut up big guys busting their balls for being short. "If you're a kraut in a foxhole seeing both of us running at him, who would you shoot first?"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wait, so why do we give the fatties the explosives?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its funny. Literally it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Smallest guy with the biggest weapon is a pretty old trope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Manlets are the most powerful race. It makes sense that they get the most powerful gun.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The short guys can't run as fast or mantle shit anyways so it makes sense to give them the weapon that makes it difficult to run fast or mantle shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're like dwarves. You don't give a dwarf a dainty little arming sword, no you give him the big fuck off battle axe. It just makes sense man.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 5'6 I was the shortest guy in my company in basic. I carried the 249 lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > 5'6
          > shortest guy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Smallest target, small guys need smaller foxholes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >give the short guy the MG,
        My cousin is probably 5'11" and he had the M249

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To fuel their hatred and spite, which makes them more dangerous to make up for their carry capacity limitations.
        Never underestimate the fury of a spiteful manlet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        centuries of unspoken size difference fetish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Manlets' tiny beetle-like strides prevent them from engaging in maneuver warfare effectively which is the basis of modern combat. Relatively static roles like machine gunner, vehicle crew, etc. is about all they can do effectively. You don't want a manlet going toe to toe with the enemy as a regular rifleman since he'll be at a serious disadvantage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean an M27, right anon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. They’re still keeping a handful of SAWs at the company level to hand out to squads as needed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy's going to be invincible on the battlefield

      He's going to be a gunner that's impossible to hit

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why "Good god"? There are PLENTY of jobs in the Marines for a untermanlet.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will be choose recruiting, embassy, or drill instructor for his B-billet? He'd be a hilarious DI.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We had an absolute Manlet tier DI when I went through boot. Dude must have been 5'0 or shorter. He would make recruits stack footlockers so he could chew their asses at face level. The sight was so absurd that I was consistently in the sand pit from laughing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He would make recruits stack footlockers so he could chew their asses at face level

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I had a short drill sergeant that would make tall privates squat with the command “downstairs” then yell at them and when done say “upstairs” for them to stand up again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope he gets embassy duty so it looks like a child is standing in post one and he has to run around in a hilariously oversized old interceptor vest with an 870. (I actually don't know if this would happen since I've seen more recent images of MSG's in SPC's and hardly ever using shotguns anymore, plus he could get a foot stool (still hilarious))

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, did they make him the guide?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shorties are good leaders, they can look for stuff on the ground easier.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AHAHAHAHAHA that's too funny. Poor kid, you just know he got thrown into a washing machine

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should just have the smallest Marine and the tallest Marine on active duty do a hardcore gay porn film. That will be a far more successful recruitment ad than all this fucking wokeshit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that would allow them to afford their necessary gear, very verboten

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all this fucking woke shit
      >posting people fucking around
      You have no idea what woke even is. I hate how the mainstream media deviates from its original meaning.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have a pretty strong opinion about what woke is and isn't, surely you can explain how the past few attempt at recruitment drives in the US military weren't woke

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Marines deep throatig dildos attached to the wall is not woke ad perfectly normal homophobes!
        Seriously have a nice day gay. You remind me of the Russians who were killed while attempting to rape a new recruit as a rite of passage.
        >Bro just take the dick, we are all straight here

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Marines deep throatig dildos attached to the wall is not woke ad perfectly normal homophobes!
          Pretending to be a massive gay with your bros is always a good laugh. You mentally ill types that pretend its something else entirely are bizarre

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all this fucking woke shit
        >posting people fucking around
        Y u so ghay?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Marines deep throatig dildos attached to the wall is not woke ad perfectly normal homophobes!
      Seriously have a nice day gay. You remind me of the Russians who were killed while attempting to rape a new recruit as a rite of passage.
      >Bro just take the dick, we are all straight here

      You have a pretty strong opinion about what woke is and isn't, surely you can explain how the past few attempt at recruitment drives in the US military weren't woke

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon did you actually read the post you replied to

        he's talking about recruitment. All those videos of ugly short brown women looking intensely at the horizon or some shit that they think inspires minorities to join.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he's talking about recruitment
          And the guy he was replying to was talking about the guys in the video.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everything I don’t like is woke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The officer looks at his men and see's why he must detest them.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA
    >TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI
    >WE WILL FIGHT OUR COUNTRY'S BATTLES
    >BUT WE STILL CAN'T REACH FIVE FEET

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lost lmfao

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will happen soon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except theres no Ara aras in the military, only baras.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ROCK AND STONE

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In 2023 it’s over for Audiecels

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    perfectly cockpit-sized

    Enjoy flying that Osprey

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    While we are all here. What was yalls major outbreak? We had crabs bitting for a while, but I also knew two guys get the clap and Im pretty sure they got it from the same person.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We tunnel fighting again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tunnel rat.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Missed his calling as a bubblehead.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "the marine corps was full of little dudes like me with chips on their shoulders"--bill ehrhart
    it's really nothing new

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If true he's technically a midget. Also, how did he get in I thought the height limit was 4'10"?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This dude would be a nightmare to shoot at, and he could hide in all the little kill zones. This is pure kino.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Private pipsqueak
    Private ankle biter
    Private shrimp
    Private wee man
    Private half pint

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uncle Sam’s Manlet Child

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He so widdle!

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Time for the crayon eaters to have a turn at trying to make a legend.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Highly decorated, never replicated. Tom Cruise is the highest paid Hollywood actor btw. Tjodd Howard is the most successful video game director. We win.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Marines aren't gonna make the same mistake with Audie Murphey again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck, the crayons are getting serious now, they're tapping into America's Strategic Manlet Reserve

      rel

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sempre fi, where's me lucky charms? Sempre fi!

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would you wanna be tall in modern gun fights? short and stocky is the way to go

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody knew where he came from, they only knew he came in
      >Slowly he walked to the end of the bar and he ordered up one slug of gin

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's doing his part!

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just like one of my Japanese animes

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >140cm
    holy fucking shit that fucking small for asian female standards lmao

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Burgers need hobbits in preparation to deal with the Mordor LARPing Russia.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking hell I thought the Americans didn't use child soldiers

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to basic with a dominican who was 4'7". Dude was hilarious, and when we were training combatives he was my rolling buddy since I had experience and he asked for me specifically. When we were trying collar chokes, he wanted to know what it felt like when it was locked it. I told him it might ko him, he said fuck it go so I did and he passed out as predicted. Little fucker would wake up at all, I had to slap him with increasing strength until he opened his eyes.

    thank you for reading my blog

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will his dress blues still drop panties? If so then manlets will no longer have any excuse and should immediately unalive

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He picked Oddjob
    Time to beat the 5'2" Chinese at their own game

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is he fucking 12?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      USMC has tactical shotas now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more like child soldiers

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Turn those bros into cyborg ninjas

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Easy there, Senator Armstrong

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How real is for russian to join US army?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4-foot-nothing Mini-Jarhead
    Get to first unit, they give the 'Sandal' (smaller than a 'Boot') the M240 to carry.
    Kek.
    Eat more crayons, get swole boy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >'Sandal' (smaller than a 'Boot')
      Kek
      I cant imagine all the shit Private Cutiepie had to go through in boot let alone the rest of his career, he must be hard as fuck

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"How tall are you private?"
    >"Sir, four foot seven sir!"

    What would R. Lee Ermey's reply be?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >im not surprised they stack shit that high! No! In fact that seems like a very reasonable height to stack a shit!

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fucking dying PrepHole this looks like a kids make a wish thing

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    R. Lee Ermey was a bit of a manlet too though, wasn't he?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6'

      https://i.imgur.com/iKeAWFk.png

      >He would make recruits stack footlockers so he could chew their asses at face level

      Suddenly thought about all theFull Metal Jacket lines but it's a voice cracked 12 year old
      >Punches Joker in the shin
      >"You little scHUmbag, HIIIIIii got your nAHme!! I got your AHSSss!"

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The man that fit this uniform killed 500 Russians, in the snow, with a duty rifle, and a submachine, singlehandly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >look it up
      >Simo was 5' 3"
      I rarely hear about his height despite the fact that he was FIVE THREE? No wonder the guy could hide in the fucking snow banks so well.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes it's not about the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is common brits/euros were tiny back then its to do with shit diets I think the avg height was 5'4 no joke. Granted nords dutch germans tended to be much taller.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're bringing back tunnel rats?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he almost the same height as the most famous marine Chesty Puller?

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can easily fit in cover
    >a small target for enemies
    >good for sneaking
    I really don't see the issue, small is best for modern warfare. The battlefield belongs to short kings.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this dude was 4'9 and ended up a green beret in viet nam

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smaller target for the enemy to hit.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely ready for the tunnels

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm 5'2 so i know this motherfucker career will be nothing but hazing. I'll buy you a beer if you make it out alive but until then RIP bitch.

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