Still useful, especially in aircraft and vehicle maintenance. Not a jarhead but the USAF used little and thin Airmen to fit places where my big ass couldn't.
this, long storied history of being useful
ball-turret gunners, tunnel rats, aircraft, probably in our lifetimes they'll be in high-demand to be space marines because of the weight savings
Good for him, he had the balls to become a Marine at his height and was successful, cant knock him for that. He'd be good as a little mechanic troll that can get into all the hard to reach places.
When I deployed to Kandahar everyone in the AF who weren't issued weapons at their home unit would get old ass M-16s. There was this Asian chick that was so short they had to give her an M4 because the M-16 was too long for her to sling over her shoulder.
I grew up when WWII vets were still in the workforce and confirm that was their story. They were my teachers, neighbors, co-workers and mentors. Pointing the out was supposedly a common way for the little guys to shut up big guys busting their balls for being short. "If you're a kraut in a foxhole seeing both of us running at him, who would you shoot first?"
To fuel their hatred and spite, which makes them more dangerous to make up for their carry capacity limitations.
Never underestimate the fury of a spiteful manlet.
Manlets' tiny beetle-like strides prevent them from engaging in maneuver warfare effectively which is the basis of modern combat. Relatively static roles like machine gunner, vehicle crew, etc. is about all they can do effectively. You don't want a manlet going toe to toe with the enemy as a regular rifleman since he'll be at a serious disadvantage.
We had an absolute Manlet tier DI when I went through boot. Dude must have been 5'0 or shorter. He would make recruits stack footlockers so he could chew their asses at face level. The sight was so absurd that I was consistently in the sand pit from laughing.
I had a short drill sergeant that would make tall privates squat with the command “downstairs” then yell at them and when done say “upstairs” for them to stand up again
I hope he gets embassy duty so it looks like a child is standing in post one and he has to run around in a hilariously oversized old interceptor vest with an 870. (I actually don't know if this would happen since I've seen more recent images of MSG's in SPC's and hardly ever using shotguns anymore, plus he could get a foot stool (still hilarious))
They should just have the smallest Marine and the tallest Marine on active duty do a hardcore gay porn film. That will be a far more successful recruitment ad than all this fucking wokeshit.
>all this fucking woke shit >posting people fucking around
You have no idea what woke even is. I hate how the mainstream media deviates from its original meaning.
You have a pretty strong opinion about what woke is and isn't, surely you can explain how the past few attempt at recruitment drives in the US military weren't woke
>Marines deep throatig dildos attached to the wall is not woke ad perfectly normal homophobes!
Seriously have a nice day gay. You remind me of the Russians who were killed while attempting to rape a new recruit as a rite of passage. >Bro just take the dick, we are all straight here
>Marines deep throatig dildos attached to the wall is not woke ad perfectly normal homophobes!
Pretending to be a massive gay with your bros is always a good laugh. You mentally ill types that pretend its something else entirely are bizarre
>Marines deep throatig dildos attached to the wall is not woke ad perfectly normal homophobes!
Seriously have a nice day gay. You remind me of the Russians who were killed while attempting to rape a new recruit as a rite of passage. >Bro just take the dick, we are all straight here
You have a pretty strong opinion about what woke is and isn't, surely you can explain how the past few attempt at recruitment drives in the US military weren't woke
anon did you actually read the post you replied to
he's talking about recruitment. All those videos of ugly short brown women looking intensely at the horizon or some shit that they think inspires minorities to join.
While we are all here. What was yalls major outbreak? We had crabs bitting for a while, but I also knew two guys get the clap and Im pretty sure they got it from the same person.
Highly decorated, never replicated. Tom Cruise is the highest paid Hollywood actor btw. Tjodd Howard is the most successful video game director. We win.
I went to basic with a dominican who was 4'7". Dude was hilarious, and when we were training combatives he was my rolling buddy since I had experience and he asked for me specifically. When we were trying collar chokes, he wanted to know what it felt like when it was locked it. I told him it might ko him, he said fuck it go so I did and he passed out as predicted. Little fucker would wake up at all, I had to slap him with increasing strength until he opened his eyes.
>'Sandal' (smaller than a 'Boot')
Kek
I cant imagine all the shit Private Cutiepie had to go through in boot let alone the rest of his career, he must be hard as fuck
>He would make recruits stack footlockers so he could chew their asses at face level
Suddenly thought about all theFull Metal Jacket lines but it's a voice cracked 12 year old >Punches Joker in the shin >"You little scHUmbag, HIIIIIii got your nAHme!! I got your AHSSss!"
>look it up >Simo was 5' 3"
I rarely hear about his height despite the fact that he was FIVE THREE? No wonder the guy could hide in the fucking snow banks so well.
This is common brits/euros were tiny back then its to do with shit diets I think the avg height was 5'4 no joke. Granted nords dutch germans tended to be much taller.
>can easily fit in cover >a small target for enemies >good for sneaking
I really don't see the issue, small is best for modern warfare. The battlefield belongs to short kings.
He gonna be a POG
Still useful, especially in aircraft and vehicle maintenance. Not a jarhead but the USAF used little and thin Airmen to fit places where my big ass couldn't.
this, long storied history of being useful
ball-turret gunners, tunnel rats, aircraft, probably in our lifetimes they'll be in high-demand to be space marines because of the weight savings
>space marines
>He gonna be a POG
He's gonna be a drill sergeant.
He’s infantry. Got to meet him when my friend graduated. Apparently he’s got a great drive and can absolutely do everything required
Can he reach the peanut butter on the top shelf?
he does some parkour shit for that p.b.
Nah but he doesn’t have to dig as deep a hole at night
More like the rest of the guys don't have to dig as deep into his hole at night.
Go back to your slav threads
Guess who’s going to get issued a 249.
could he even carry it
I saw a tiny female air force security type slogging around our compound with one but she sure as fuck wasn't hiking miles with it.
Good for him, he had the balls to become a Marine at his height and was successful, cant knock him for that. He'd be good as a little mechanic troll that can get into all the hard to reach places.
When I deployed to Kandahar everyone in the AF who weren't issued weapons at their home unit would get old ass M-16s. There was this Asian chick that was so short they had to give her an M4 because the M-16 was too long for her to sling over her shoulder.
I was picturing him more as an armory goblin personally.
Kino
>There was this Asian chick that was so short they had to give her an M4 because the M-16 was too long for her to sling over her shoulder.
>There was this Asian chick that was so short they had to give her an M4 because the M-16 was too long for her to sling over her shoulder.
Did she sucky fucky?
Most powerful military on earth American propaganda likes to claim
Who else would you pick then?
Shut up fatass, go take a walk.
Don't you wanna find out?
i had a guy during my service who was a bit taller than a carl gustav and he got issued fn mag
Where did these traditions (give the short guy the MG, give the fat guy the rocket launcher) originate?
Because the skinny guys can throw hands and have reach.
IIRC, WWII. Small guy is less likely to draw attention and presents a smaller target.
I grew up when WWII vets were still in the workforce and confirm that was their story. They were my teachers, neighbors, co-workers and mentors. Pointing the out was supposedly a common way for the little guys to shut up big guys busting their balls for being short. "If you're a kraut in a foxhole seeing both of us running at him, who would you shoot first?"
Wait, so why do we give the fatties the explosives?
Its funny. Literally it
Smallest guy with the biggest weapon is a pretty old trope
Manlets are the most powerful race. It makes sense that they get the most powerful gun.
The short guys can't run as fast or mantle shit anyways so it makes sense to give them the weapon that makes it difficult to run fast or mantle shit.
They're like dwarves. You don't give a dwarf a dainty little arming sword, no you give him the big fuck off battle axe. It just makes sense man.
I'm 5'6 I was the shortest guy in my company in basic. I carried the 249 lol
> 5'6
> shortest guy
Smallest target, small guys need smaller foxholes
>give the short guy the MG,
My cousin is probably 5'11" and he had the M249
To fuel their hatred and spite, which makes them more dangerous to make up for their carry capacity limitations.
Never underestimate the fury of a spiteful manlet.
centuries of unspoken size difference fetish
Manlets' tiny beetle-like strides prevent them from engaging in maneuver warfare effectively which is the basis of modern combat. Relatively static roles like machine gunner, vehicle crew, etc. is about all they can do effectively. You don't want a manlet going toe to toe with the enemy as a regular rifleman since he'll be at a serious disadvantage.
you mean an M27, right anon?
Nah. They’re still keeping a handful of SAWs at the company level to hand out to squads as needed.
This guy's going to be invincible on the battlefield
He's going to be a gunner that's impossible to hit
Why "Good god"? There are PLENTY of jobs in the Marines for a untermanlet.
Will be choose recruiting, embassy, or drill instructor for his B-billet? He'd be a hilarious DI.
We had an absolute Manlet tier DI when I went through boot. Dude must have been 5'0 or shorter. He would make recruits stack footlockers so he could chew their asses at face level. The sight was so absurd that I was consistently in the sand pit from laughing.
>He would make recruits stack footlockers so he could chew their asses at face level
I had a short drill sergeant that would make tall privates squat with the command “downstairs” then yell at them and when done say “upstairs” for them to stand up again
I hope he gets embassy duty so it looks like a child is standing in post one and he has to run around in a hilariously oversized old interceptor vest with an 870. (I actually don't know if this would happen since I've seen more recent images of MSG's in SPC's and hardly ever using shotguns anymore, plus he could get a foot stool (still hilarious))
Holy shit, did they make him the guide?
Shorties are good leaders, they can look for stuff on the ground easier.
AHAHAHAHAHA that's too funny. Poor kid, you just know he got thrown into a washing machine
They should just have the smallest Marine and the tallest Marine on active duty do a hardcore gay porn film. That will be a far more successful recruitment ad than all this fucking wokeshit.
that would allow them to afford their necessary gear, very verboten
>all this fucking woke shit
>posting people fucking around
You have no idea what woke even is. I hate how the mainstream media deviates from its original meaning.
You have a pretty strong opinion about what woke is and isn't, surely you can explain how the past few attempt at recruitment drives in the US military weren't woke
>Marines deep throatig dildos attached to the wall is not woke ad perfectly normal homophobes!
Seriously have a nice day gay. You remind me of the Russians who were killed while attempting to rape a new recruit as a rite of passage.
>Bro just take the dick, we are all straight here
>Marines deep throatig dildos attached to the wall is not woke ad perfectly normal homophobes!
Pretending to be a massive gay with your bros is always a good laugh. You mentally ill types that pretend its something else entirely are bizarre
>all this fucking woke shit
>posting people fucking around
Y u so ghay?
anon did you actually read the post you replied to
he's talking about recruitment. All those videos of ugly short brown women looking intensely at the horizon or some shit that they think inspires minorities to join.
>he's talking about recruitment
And the guy he was replying to was talking about the guys in the video.
>everything I don’t like is woke
The officer looks at his men and see's why he must detest them.
>FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA
>TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI
>WE WILL FIGHT OUR COUNTRY'S BATTLES
>BUT WE STILL CAN'T REACH FIVE FEET
lost lmfao
Will happen soon
Except theres no Ara aras in the military, only baras.
ROCK AND STONE
In 2023 it’s over for Audiecels
perfectly cockpit-sized
Enjoy flying that Osprey
While we are all here. What was yalls major outbreak? We had crabs bitting for a while, but I also knew two guys get the clap and Im pretty sure they got it from the same person.
We tunnel fighting again?
Tunnel rat.
Missed his calling as a bubblehead.
"the marine corps was full of little dudes like me with chips on their shoulders"--bill ehrhart
it's really nothing new
If true he's technically a midget. Also, how did he get in I thought the height limit was 4'10"?
This dude would be a nightmare to shoot at, and he could hide in all the little kill zones. This is pure kino.
Private pipsqueak
Private ankle biter
Private shrimp
Private wee man
Private half pint
Uncle Sam’s Manlet Child
He so widdle!
>Time for the crayon eaters to have a turn at trying to make a legend.
Highly decorated, never replicated. Tom Cruise is the highest paid Hollywood actor btw. Tjodd Howard is the most successful video game director. We win.
The Marines aren't gonna make the same mistake with Audie Murphey again
Fuck, the crayons are getting serious now, they're tapping into America's Strategic Manlet Reserve
rel
Sempre fi, where's me lucky charms? Sempre fi!
why would you wanna be tall in modern gun fights? short and stocky is the way to go
>Nobody knew where he came from, they only knew he came in
>Slowly he walked to the end of the bar and he ordered up one slug of gin
He's doing his part!
Just like one of my Japanese animes
>140cm
holy fucking shit that fucking small for asian female standards lmao
Burgers need hobbits in preparation to deal with the Mordor LARPing Russia.
Fucking hell I thought the Americans didn't use child soldiers
I went to basic with a dominican who was 4'7". Dude was hilarious, and when we were training combatives he was my rolling buddy since I had experience and he asked for me specifically. When we were trying collar chokes, he wanted to know what it felt like when it was locked it. I told him it might ko him, he said fuck it go so I did and he passed out as predicted. Little fucker would wake up at all, I had to slap him with increasing strength until he opened his eyes.
thank you for reading my blog
Will his dress blues still drop panties? If so then manlets will no longer have any excuse and should immediately unalive
>He picked Oddjob
Time to beat the 5'2" Chinese at their own game
is he fucking 12?
USMC has tactical shotas now.
more like child soldiers
Turn those bros into cyborg ninjas
Easy there, Senator Armstrong
How real is for russian to join US army?
4-foot-nothing Mini-Jarhead
Get to first unit, they give the 'Sandal' (smaller than a 'Boot') the M240 to carry.
Kek.
Eat more crayons, get swole boy.
>'Sandal' (smaller than a 'Boot')
Kek
I cant imagine all the shit Private Cutiepie had to go through in boot let alone the rest of his career, he must be hard as fuck
>"How tall are you private?"
>"Sir, four foot seven sir!"
What would R. Lee Ermey's reply be?
>im not surprised they stack shit that high! No! In fact that seems like a very reasonable height to stack a shit!
I'm fucking dying PrepHole this looks like a kids make a wish thing
R. Lee Ermey was a bit of a manlet too though, wasn't he?
6'
Suddenly thought about all theFull Metal Jacket lines but it's a voice cracked 12 year old
>Punches Joker in the shin
>"You little scHUmbag, HIIIIIii got your nAHme!! I got your AHSSss!"
The man that fit this uniform killed 500 Russians, in the snow, with a duty rifle, and a submachine, singlehandly
>look it up
>Simo was 5' 3"
I rarely hear about his height despite the fact that he was FIVE THREE? No wonder the guy could hide in the fucking snow banks so well.
Sometimes it's not about the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man.
This is common brits/euros were tiny back then its to do with shit diets I think the avg height was 5'4 no joke. Granted nords dutch germans tended to be much taller.
They're bringing back tunnel rats?
Isn't he almost the same height as the most famous marine Chesty Puller?
>can easily fit in cover
>a small target for enemies
>good for sneaking
I really don't see the issue, small is best for modern warfare. The battlefield belongs to short kings.
this dude was 4'9 and ended up a green beret in viet nam
Smaller target for the enemy to hit.
Absolutely ready for the tunnels
i'm 5'2 so i know this motherfucker career will be nothing but hazing. I'll buy you a beer if you make it out alive but until then RIP bitch.