Hey man is this 911? It's that dang ol' General Armageddon, man, he just went BOOM, man, and there's a fire and now the ammo is cooking off and it goes CRACK, POP, WOOO-LOO-LOO and that ol' dat gum, y'all, dangit, talk about a big dang ol' big mistake, and it's all come crashin' down
>Sir, you have to slow down, I cannot understand you
Some guy guilty of 2 counts of high treason, several counts of gross corruption, multiple counts of gross negligence, a dozen counts of murder of military personnel of the Russian Federation, countless war crimes and I'm sure I'm forgetting half of it.
>smile the pain away Shoigu
You're looking at a pair of men that are the last thing keeping the Russian warmachine together, struggling against the incompetence, corruption and infighting of everyone around them
Those two morons are half the reason the RuAF shit the bed especially given that the military reforms were their responsibility and they are almost certainly at the top of the web of corruption in the MoD.
I really liked that, Russians made a big stink about how they now have evidence on biolabs a month or so ago, and then, the very next day, they went "Oh yeah they were moved to uhhh...Poland and the Baltics" and there was not a word since
It always baffled me why USA and UK didn't just fake evidence of WMD programs in Iraq after invading, I mean how hard would it be to just plant some anthrax or whatever and then "find" it. It's the same thing here - how fucking hard would it be for FSB to just create a fake biolab in Kherson and invite tv crews for a tour? I mean everybody outside of Russia knows everything they say is a lie, but why not do it for the brainwashed audiences back at home?
>I mean everybody outside of Russia knows everything they say is a lie, but why not do it for the brainwashed audiences back at home
I'm just putting my own thoughts out there, but perhaps the answer is in the question?
I mean, if everybody already knows it's a lie except for the literal vatniks whose only source of information is Kremlin propaganda, why go through the trouble? A poorly staged "biolab" with some windmills of peace and a few Sims 3 CDs isn't going to convince anyone, and Ivan Boomerovich Ivanov will believe what Soloviov says even if he provides no evidence to back up his claims. So what would they gain from staging it?
>Ivan Boomerovich Ivanov will believe what Soloviov says even if he provides no evidence to back up his claims. So what would they gain from staging it?
Staging shit and showing it to the population basically allows Russia to trick even more people. When the West tries to broadcast the truth about what Russia is doing in Ukraine, many are already primed to think the West is staging everything too.
>It always baffled me why USA and UK didn't just fake evidence of WMD programs in Iraq after invading
why? there were literally no consequences for any leader involved as it was
>it will never not be funny how the ruskies tried to find a casus belli AFTER they invaded
The biolabs thing was noticed by Western schizos looking at maps and saying "WAAAA ALL THE EXPLOSION DOTS MATCH UP WITH LOCATIONS OF BIOLABS" and then the Russian propaganda machine went "yes, the HATO biolabs, we're totally hitting those".
Remember when he was supposed to turn the war around?
Remember all the edits of him with flames, sunglasses, shaheeds e.t.c.?
Whatever happened to that?
I like how hard it was for him to use all 3 working braincells to recite this script. You can see he was using every fiber of his body to not fuck this up.
The fuck is this format? Is this just for public consumption? Something tells me there was some screaming and yelling in a private room before this was filmed. >Comrade we must do of evacuation >Yes I agree >Yes good, thank you comrade
>Obama is hesitant to arm Ukies until last year of presidency >Trump enters office, turbospeeds military aid deliveries and training >Biden comes in office, suddenly every Trump fanboy is anti-Ukraine
American politics is smoke&mirror games.
American politics is literally just fostered us-vs-them bullshit with two designated sports teams.
You either support one or support the other, everything your guy does is sacrosanct while everything the other guy does is verboten even if its positive and something you want.
Trump literally was impeached for trying to leverage Obama's ongoing arms deals in exchange for political dirt in the upcoming election.
I also remember this happening in my own brain, Trump complained about the shipments during the election, the generals corralled him for the first while in office, then he was back to pulling out of all international treaties and deals, including canceling aid to Ukraine after a private phone call with Putin.
In hindsight, who has been calling for appeasement with Russia, and why?
>Obama is hesitant to arm Ukies until last year of presidency
He was hesitant because of Syria >Trump enters office, turbospeeds military aid
He tried to blackmail the ukies you sperg, the arms deal happened under Obama >Biden comes in office, suddenly every Trump fanboy is anti-Ukraine
Republican faction politics
>Trump enters office, turbospeeds military aid deliveries and training >Fat clown literally blackmails Zelensky to produce evidence against his opponent
How do you manage to tie your own shoelaces, magachud?
Explain how the US begun $250 million of aid in 2017(Republicans controlled congress), and how Trump requested more year-after-year.
Why was it that Ukraine had experience with Javelins and Stingers, had US special forces training, and other Western aid prior to 2021?
How about Trump’s decision to loosen up LNG export licenses and his insistence to stop Nordstream 2 construction? Was that the action of a “Putin stooge”?
Some of you retards are too dumb to function and understand the US policy against Russia was adversarial during Trump.
Trump literally was impeached for trying to leverage Obama's ongoing arms deals in exchange for political dirt in the upcoming election.
I also remember this happening in my own brain, Trump complained about the shipments during the election, the generals corralled him for the first while in office, then he was back to pulling out of all international treaties and deals, including canceling aid to Ukraine after a private phone call with Putin.
In hindsight, who has been calling for appeasement with Russia, and why?
>Obama is hesitant to arm Ukies until last year of presidency
He was hesitant because of Syria >Trump enters office, turbospeeds military aid
He tried to blackmail the ukies you sperg, the arms deal happened under Obama >Biden comes in office, suddenly every Trump fanboy is anti-Ukraine
Republican faction politics
>Trump enters office, turbospeeds military aid deliveries and training >Fat clown literally blackmails Zelensky to produce evidence against his opponent
How do you manage to tie your own shoelaces, magachud?
Literally how retarded is this fucking moron posobiec
Also I love how the Vatmorons tip off how third world they are by the fact that their attempt to mock up some kind of HATO secret spy ring involves using ThinkPad pieces of shit that I used in my shitbox high school ten years ago
So is he carrying a pen and pencil on his left sleeve? Two pens? If so are they the same color?
I have to know.
It just seems bizarre that he is wearing a utility uniform with medals, ribbons and devices.
Ironically, one of the only apparent competent generals.
The shit given for Kherson is one thing, but the man successfully withdrew forces in an orderly manner and over water bridges and soft soil with mechanized forces.
So of course he gets sacked because he didn't zend in ze next wave.
>Ironically, one of the only apparent competent generals.
He failed to fucking do anything at all. What's the matter with you, dipshit? Why do you feel you have to level every playing field? You're a waste.
He's mad because his "country" has been send back to the stone age and indebted for generations, Ukrainian girls will go for cheap in the red light districts all across europe.
Ironically, one of the only apparent competent generals.
The shit given for Kherson is one thing, but the man successfully withdrew forces in an orderly manner and over water bridges and soft soil with mechanized forces.
So of course he gets sacked because he didn't zend in ze next wave.
The problem is that vatniks expected him to be the next Zhukov, coming in to save the motherland in her greatest time of need, when in reality he was this generation's Semyon Timoshenko, another toothless apparatchnik who is simply not as incompetent than his predecessors.
Agreed, Russia didn't really go on the offense under him but defended alright at least, which was a significant improvement compared to what was before him and now what has happened since he got removed.
What exactly would he had brought to the table? Unless he tapped into non-conventional uses of force, he just ramped up what russia was already using, except it just targeted civilians and depleted russian munition stock for little military gains.
Unless Putin appoints someone who’ll single handedly revamp combat doctrine, whip up coercion among troops, boot out or suppress corruption, and kick russian MIC into overdrive, russia’s only chance is to time travel to Feb ‘22 and not fuck up their momentum and take Kiev.
Literally who?
General Armageddonouttahere
>General Armageddonouttahere
So stupid but it never gets old
these silly general names are some of the dumbest jokes of the war but still give me a chuckle sometimes
GENERAL ARMAGEDDON
Hey man is this 911? It's that dang ol' General Armageddon, man, he just went BOOM, man, and there's a fire and now the ammo is cooking off and it goes CRACK, POP, WOOO-LOO-LOO and that ol' dat gum, y'all, dangit, talk about a big dang ol' big mistake, and it's all come crashin' down
>Sir, you have to slow down, I cannot understand you
DANG. OL'. ARMA-GEDDON. Heck talkin' 'bout dang ol'...boom!
General Leavekherson
Corporal Punishment
The butcher of a "Leppo," whatever the hell that is.
>How to sink a presidential campaign with just three words.
Gary Johnson is such an idiot.
Why did Steve Buscemi put a cigarette in his ear
that was the guy before him, dvornikov
Admiral Apocalypse
Commander Ragnarok.
Generalissimo Desperado
Colonel Chaos
Assblasted Alejandro
The Murderer of Damascus
Colonel Apocalypse
general awesome-o holocaust
some ancient bunkerchud meme
pierre woodman
FASTEUR! DAVAI SUKA FASTEUR
YOU LITTEL BITCH KURVA!
General Retreat, inventor and namer of Russian armies greatest strategy.
Hoholholocaust
Captain Mr Potato Head
Private Pidorashka
General GasForce
General Ambatakum
General Specific.
Sigismund Dijkstra, chief of Redanian intelligence.
>Dijkstra
I knew it. Fucking Frisians. Can't trust the bastards.
Admiral Annihilation
Guillotine Gorilla
Some guy guilty of 2 counts of high treason, several counts of gross corruption, multiple counts of gross negligence, a dozen counts of murder of military personnel of the Russian Federation, countless war crimes and I'm sure I'm forgetting half of it.
Major Murder.
Captain Catastrophe
Field Marshal Fire-and-Brimstone
Slicing Simian.
Who ate all the pies?
>general armageddon? more like general scapegoat *~~
Gerasimov looks like he knows shit sucks but can't do anything about it.
He's still working, just had to take the fall for Kherson
>smile the pain away Shoigu
You're looking at a pair of men that are the last thing keeping the Russian warmachine together, struggling against the incompetence, corruption and infighting of everyone around them
Those two morons are half the reason the RuAF shit the bed especially given that the military reforms were their responsibility and they are almost certainly at the top of the web of corruption in the MoD.
No, what you're looking at is what they made possible despite meeting resistance at every turn from both above and below.
what happened to that sickly looking guy with the big eyeballs. he was another butcher col general or something.
FAS
he's the Russian deputy minister of defense now
Uncle Shitfester.
There will always be a footnote in the history books for him.
2023.... I am forgotten...
I really liked that, Russians made a big stink about how they now have evidence on biolabs a month or so ago, and then, the very next day, they went "Oh yeah they were moved to uhhh...Poland and the Baltics" and there was not a word since
It always baffled me why USA and UK didn't just fake evidence of WMD programs in Iraq after invading, I mean how hard would it be to just plant some anthrax or whatever and then "find" it. It's the same thing here - how fucking hard would it be for FSB to just create a fake biolab in Kherson and invite tv crews for a tour? I mean everybody outside of Russia knows everything they say is a lie, but why not do it for the brainwashed audiences back at home?
>I mean everybody outside of Russia knows everything they say is a lie, but why not do it for the brainwashed audiences back at home
I'm just putting my own thoughts out there, but perhaps the answer is in the question?
I mean, if everybody already knows it's a lie except for the literal vatniks whose only source of information is Kremlin propaganda, why go through the trouble? A poorly staged "biolab" with some windmills of peace and a few Sims 3 CDs isn't going to convince anyone, and Ivan Boomerovich Ivanov will believe what Soloviov says even if he provides no evidence to back up his claims. So what would they gain from staging it?
>Ivan Boomerovich Ivanov will believe what Soloviov says even if he provides no evidence to back up his claims. So what would they gain from staging it?
Staging shit and showing it to the population basically allows Russia to trick even more people. When the West tries to broadcast the truth about what Russia is doing in Ukraine, many are already primed to think the West is staging everything too.
>It always baffled me why USA and UK didn't just fake evidence of WMD programs in Iraq after invading
why? there were literally no consequences for any leader involved as it was
If this map is accurate than the Russians must've captured like 2 of them (one in Luhansk and one in Kherson), so where proofs?
all bombed to shreds at start of war, trust the plan, slava Q
>so where proofs?
The proof is that "us biolabs in ukraine" where built by the fucking soviets.
SLAVDIE still has to be the most retarded vatnik cope
The >secret is still the funniest part of this image.
2023.... we are forgotten
Well, the Kharkiv offensive did stop at the Svatove–Kreminna line, so maybe they did their job at stabilizing the front?
mobik pidor and the deathly hallows?
Rest in piss, Drakula
>Russias winning!
Kek. Reality is gonna really fry some vatnik brains after all of this.
>drAAAACKula
I've read better fanfics about pregnant Anne Frank than this lmao
>these are the retards that shill here every day spamming "/k/ope"
Mein monke... die dritte armeekorps is no more...
no no no no, the US was actually building a third death star under the red forest
it will never not be funny how the ruskies tried to find a casus belli AFTER they invaded
...and how they tried
Anglo saxon raiding parties must not be allowed to pillage Russian shores
>the perfidious anglo strikes again
>it will never not be funny how the ruskies tried to find a casus belli AFTER they invaded
The biolabs thing was noticed by Western schizos looking at maps and saying "WAAAA ALL THE EXPLOSION DOTS MATCH UP WITH LOCATIONS OF BIOLABS" and then the Russian propaganda machine went "yes, the HATO biolabs, we're totally hitting those".
Dead, but never forgotten.
Love this shit. Why would you have a scary picture of your puppeteer on the wall.
Everyone has biolabs dipshit
It came free with your fucking universities
It's hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember.
Remember when he was supposed to turn the war around?
Remember all the edits of him with flames, sunglasses, shaheeds e.t.c.?
Whatever happened to that?
Turned out he was a HATO spy, tasked with robbing Russia of their precious missiles.
Remember when we were supposed to freeze?
How could I forget?
those fucking brows
Holy shit it's so obvious he's reading from a prompter lmao
I like how hard it was for him to use all 3 working braincells to recite this script. You can see he was using every fiber of his body to not fuck this up.
The fuck is this format? Is this just for public consumption? Something tells me there was some screaming and yelling in a private room before this was filmed.
>Comrade we must do of evacuation
>Yes I agree
>Yes good, thank you comrade
looks like a shitty b movie
>Literally me doing any Presentation
You Russians killed a lot of playgrounds. The playgrounds were... very evil
2023... I am forgotten...
>Obama is hesitant to arm Ukies until last year of presidency
>Trump enters office, turbospeeds military aid deliveries and training
>Biden comes in office, suddenly every Trump fanboy is anti-Ukraine
American politics is smoke&mirror games.
American politics is literally just fostered us-vs-them bullshit with two designated sports teams.
You either support one or support the other, everything your guy does is sacrosanct while everything the other guy does is verboten even if its positive and something you want.
>Trump enters office, turbospeeds military aid deliveries and training
lol sure
It's true
Explain how the US begun $250 million of aid in 2017(Republicans controlled congress), and how Trump requested more year-after-year.
Why was it that Ukraine had experience with Javelins and Stingers, had US special forces training, and other Western aid prior to 2021?
How about Trump’s decision to loosen up LNG export licenses and his insistence to stop Nordstream 2 construction? Was that the action of a “Putin stooge”?
Some of you retards are too dumb to function and understand the US policy against Russia was adversarial during Trump.
Trump literally was impeached for trying to leverage Obama's ongoing arms deals in exchange for political dirt in the upcoming election.
I also remember this happening in my own brain, Trump complained about the shipments during the election, the generals corralled him for the first while in office, then he was back to pulling out of all international treaties and deals, including canceling aid to Ukraine after a private phone call with Putin.
In hindsight, who has been calling for appeasement with Russia, and why?
>Obama is hesitant to arm Ukies until last year of presidency
He was hesitant because of Syria
>Trump enters office, turbospeeds military aid
He tried to blackmail the ukies you sperg, the arms deal happened under Obama
>Biden comes in office, suddenly every Trump fanboy is anti-Ukraine
Republican faction politics
>Trump enters office, turbospeeds military aid deliveries and training
>Fat clown literally blackmails Zelensky to produce evidence against his opponent
How do you manage to tie your own shoelaces, magachud?
Literally how retarded is this fucking moron posobiec
Also I love how the Vatmorons tip off how third world they are by the fact that their attempt to mock up some kind of HATO secret spy ring involves using ThinkPad pieces of shit that I used in my shitbox high school ten years ago
So is he carrying a pen and pencil on his left sleeve? Two pens? If so are they the same color?
I have to know.
It just seems bizarre that he is wearing a utility uniform with medals, ribbons and devices.
i remember you
Was about to post it, he's forgotten since the moment vatniks lost Kherson
Ironically, one of the only apparent competent generals.
The shit given for Kherson is one thing, but the man successfully withdrew forces in an orderly manner and over water bridges and soft soil with mechanized forces.
So of course he gets sacked because he didn't zend in ze next wave.
>Ironically, one of the only apparent competent generals.
He failed to fucking do anything at all. What's the matter with you, dipshit? Why do you feel you have to level every playing field? You're a waste.
Jesus, gay, calm the fuck down and grab a tampon, I'm sorry I have a different opinionfrom you.
Consider killing yourself for being such a sensitive gay.
He's mad because his "country" has been send back to the stone age and indebted for generations, Ukrainian girls will go for cheap in the red light districts all across europe.
Fuck you too gay, the fact that I'm saying there's only one guy in the entire Russian army that knows how to logistics is not exactly a compliment.
Gonna be pretty funny when Russia pays for Ukraines rebuild and is pumped so full of western money that it will be north/south korea all over again.
The problem is that vatniks expected him to be the next Zhukov, coming in to save the motherland in her greatest time of need, when in reality he was this generation's Semyon Timoshenko, another toothless apparatchnik who is simply not as incompetent than his predecessors.
Agreed, Russia didn't really go on the offense under him but defended alright at least, which was a significant improvement compared to what was before him and now what has happened since he got removed.
Is that Curly?
What exactly would he had brought to the table? Unless he tapped into non-conventional uses of force, he just ramped up what russia was already using, except it just targeted civilians and depleted russian munition stock for little military gains.
Unless Putin appoints someone who’ll single handedly revamp combat doctrine, whip up coercion among troops, boot out or suppress corruption, and kick russian MIC into overdrive, russia’s only chance is to time travel to Feb ‘22 and not fuck up their momentum and take Kiev.