none because they're all kinda shitty even though it's good they're breaking from russian orbit. but more "strategic cooperation" and money/weapons could certainly be on the table.
Collective Security Treaty Organization or C.S.T.O swaps S for A to turn into Central Asia Treaty Organization or C.A.T.O (Russia not invited.) Also with usa at the head of it.
>Also with usa at the head of it.
Don't wanna bring democracy to any more ragheads. Can we just nuke the Azers and then do drone overwatch and kill anything human until it's completely depopulated instead?
China won't leave because there's 0 reason for them to do so (unless there are obligations al a NATO's 2% GDP policy I'm unaware of because i'm a retard talking out of my ass lmao get fucked nerd), nevermind so long as they remain it may prove beneficial in some capacity - to exert influence or do to so easier or to a better extent. Then again, the smaller and lesser nations have much more to gain from remaining in the alliance.
you know what, my guess is that the alliance dissolves and all remaining members leave simultaneously before a unipolar unification of our species under the United State's sphere of influence tbh baka senpai
I feel like I clipped into an alternate timeline. I swear CSTO didn't exist, but then this war started and suddenly Russia is the head of some knockoff NATO wannabe.
I blame CERN.
Maybe Armenia will since they're leaving CSTO. Might be a good excuse to finally deal with the Turkic problem.
https://i.imgur.com/ktWRCit.jpg
Collective Security Treaty Organization or C.S.T.O swaps S for A to turn into Central Asia Treaty Organization or C.A.T.O (Russia not invited.) Also with usa at the head of it.
Good idea. Might not need the stipulation since Russia will soon cease existing as a single nation, at least in your timeline. I dunno where the fuck I'm gonna be dumped next by the CERmorons.
I dunno, they also tried blocking Finland and Sweden's entry and that went nowhere for them. Turks backsliding into irrelevance again. I'm sure that more NATO is better NATO
>Why the FUCK would NATO trade Turkey for Armenia? Are you drunk? Are you retarded? >>>
Xir is worse, a gopnik since not even an Armenian would despise their roach fathers enough to make such an idiotic strategic mistake.
One, Turkey always starts shit and causes internal troubles. Two, you don't really need to trade it, just tell the Turks to fuck off and stop putting their Roachy mudslime desires before the rest of us. If they have a problem and they decide they're going to declare war on a NATO ally state, you can invade and give the land back to the Greeks who should rightfully own it anyways (unless you can find the Hittites). Return Byzantium and Asia Minor to its rightful place from before it was taken by the perfidious Ottoman and all. In return we should give the Turks China instead as part of incoming Chinese reparations for the ongoing Uigur genocide. I say that's a fair trade for everyone except China, but that's fine because fuck China anyways.
>Estonia follow suit
there's only a tiny chunk russia stole from us but we don't want it back cause it's a complete poinless shithole after retarded putniks have been ruining it for a century.
I feel like Kazakhstan was probably a pretty progressive country until Borat came out, and then they started hating women for marketing reasons.
Is there something wrong with hating women?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Is there something wrong with hating women?
it's something incels do, if you're not capable of convincing a woman to have sex with you then you certainly shouldnt own firearms
9 months ago
Anonymous
>if yuo hate teh wahmens you are inkwell
Reddit's the other way buddy, I'm sure you'll be well received by supporters of the Confederacy of Independent Simps.
Ok fine, remake the Latin Empire instead. Better? That pisses off both Turks and Greeks. Also puts it in direct religious control of the very NATO Rome.
Could this year be somehow more embarrassing for Russia?
none because they're all kinda shitty even though it's good they're breaking from russian orbit. but more "strategic cooperation" and money/weapons could certainly be on the table.
It already happened Anon. There were 20,000 Han Chinese living in the Russian Far East in 2000. By 2014 it was 800,000 and Russia asked them to start publishing figures. The entire region has like 7 million Russian citizens, and the population is declining hard. Chinese probably are like 20% by now.
China gets to set the price of the shit it takes from Russia, especially now that they are so isolated. Also note that China isn't selling Russia dick for their war despite it supposedly being a partnership. A weaker Russia and avoiding spats with the US is more important for China and so the relationship tips all the way to what China wants.
>Could this year be somehow more embarrassing for Russia?
I can't stop laughing over how Putin visited Xi before the invasion to tell Xi to "watch this, bro"
>international pariah >economy crumbling >energy and defense are their main exports >europe ditching russian gas and oil >india and china buying some but at massive discounts, but at no where near the price or volume as europe >military tech is shown to be shit and countries already moving to switch to non-russian military equipment >claims to be the #2 military in the world >gets ass kicked by the poorest country in europe >entire divisions/armies wiped out and/or routed >the NATO weapons sent to Ukraine completely MOGS russian equipment >giving the shaft to "allies" >some of the -stans are telling russia to fuck off >russia shills losing whatever power and credibility they had >plus they can't afford to pay for them much longer >CTSO about to implode >putin running and hiding into his mansion in sochi while the military is refusing some of this orders
Chinese have "Mei Ban Fa" but at least the powers that be there try, however lazily or inadequately, to avoid SHTF moments
China steps into a minefield, but at least tries looking out for the mines in an effort to avoid or get out of it.
Russia just fucking walks to their doom without paying it any mind, then has a breakdown when they realize they're in a mine field and their foot is now 30 feet away from where it should be.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Mei Ban Fa
Who?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Chinese phrase meaning "I cannot be helped"
Said when something hasn't been taken care of but someone is too apathetic or uncaring to do anything about it, so they say
"Mei ban fa"
and throw up their hands.
>by the poorest country in europe
Well it's a good point to have a kek at vatniks but to be honest it's not an entirely true. Sure Ukraine has an abyssmal gdp per capita, but their nominal worth is quite high, they have few smaller countries behind them even if we take just EU and a good third of them if we include balkans and etc.
China certainly haven't forgotten, they know it's their rightful clay and what happened with what they signed with Russia is on the list of unequal treaties.
Speaking of cartoons, if anyone wants a fascinating look into history, they can see this Armenian Anime in the last year of the Soviet Union (1991), where they effectively spit on the Union's grave as its still dying. Shame one of the most anti-Communist SSRs ended up on Russia's side, but here they blame Russia and accuse them of siding with the Azeris.
basically just documenting what was happening at the time, everyone lying out of their asses while the house burns down, even if I think people are unfair to Gorbachev (he undid the house of cards because he genuinely felt it could be fixed).
Of course since history rhymes the same bullshit is happening again.
I hope Armenia is able to kick them off and find some sponsor in the west to prevent the Turks' from enacting their genocidal urges on them. Maybe we could use them as a staging point for aid to the Georgians.
This tbh. Gorby gets voted out of office in favor of Yeltsin because he never intended to burn the whole thing down. He was a good Soviet who wanted the project to work. He just didn't realize how fucked it had gotten, and so in attempting to reform it, everyone broke for the exits once the door got unlocked.
You dumb monke motherfucker. How is the aid going to get to Armenia to get to Georgia exactly? Armenia borders Turkey and Iran. You'd need to be allied with either Iran or Turkey to get to Armenia. Georgia already borders Turkey.
It's interesting how Georgia has no conflict with either Turkey, Azerbaijan or Iran, only Russia. After the Cold War ended, Armenia could have had cordial relations with all five but instead they wanted to chimp out in the name of growing their empire because of delusions of grandeur.
Armenia *chose* to invade Azerbaijan's territory, well outside of Nagarno-Karabakh. Armenia *chose* to continue warring with multiple generations of Azerbaijan's leaders.
Do you know what Iran and Syria were in the 70s and 80s? They were bitter enemies. Then after the Cold War ended, Syria improved relations with Iran in the 90s. In 2000 when Bashar succeeded his father Hafez al-Assad, Syria became Iran's ally.
Armenia put itself in its own position by being the South Caucasus' equivalent of the Serbroaches and Donbabweans. That's why nobody in Eastern Europe gives a fuck about them because they're proxies for the Russian Empire. On top of that, Armenian diaspora and nationalists have always actively opposed peace talks with their neighbors. They literally want Armenia to be isolated for some sort of sick ego trip.
Armenia had the military edge over Azerbaijan in the 90s, 2000s, and first half of the 2010s, and annexed over 1/5 of Azerbaijan for 3 decades. Not just tiny Nagarno-Karabakh but the regions surrounding it all the way to the Iran and Armenia borders.
Azerbaijan had no weapons factories under the Soviets and it showed when the USSR collapsed and Armenia decided to go on an expansionist chimpout, not even caring about perception or consequence because they knew they had a huge diaspora across the West backing them. Armenia is now weak due to self-isolation, while over-relying on the massive PR and lobbying effort of Armenian diaspora.
jesus fuck calm down, I'm not a vatnik
I'm just wishing we could help find a diplomatic solution to the issues to end conflict there christ.
As I understood it, the Nogorno-Karabakh retardation was on the part of a controlling minority of retards. Would it be possible to remove the nationalists and put some non-retards in?
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Azerbaijan recovers full control over its internationally recognized territory and guarantees cultural rights for Karabakh Armenians. That's the best realistic outcome Armenians could ever hope for at this point.
>Gorbachev with Saddam on his knee >fucking Chernobyl >Khrushchev(?) getting tossed into a lake even as he sings about how all is well >the opening roll-call for the Politburo
Holy shit Armenians brought the bants with this one.
>Gorbachev with Saddam on his knee >fucking Chernobyl >Khrushchev(?) getting tossed into a lake even as he sings about how all is well >the opening roll-call for the Politburo
Holy shit Armenians brought the bants with this one.
In 1990 Yeltsin was grabbed by a few random people and thrown into the river, which pretty much symbolised how much of a joke Soviet Law enforcement had become. Everything in the short symbolises or depicts an actual event, whether its Chernobyl or the Anti-Armenian pogroms.
I unironically expect them to go full Ace Combat tier and nuke themselves by the end of this year or early next year.
>international pariah >economy crumbling >energy and defense are their main exports >europe ditching russian gas and oil >india and china buying some but at massive discounts, but at no where near the price or volume as europe >military tech is shown to be shit and countries already moving to switch to non-russian military equipment >claims to be the #2 military in the world >gets ass kicked by the poorest country in europe >entire divisions/armies wiped out and/or routed >the NATO weapons sent to Ukraine completely MOGS russian equipment >giving the shaft to "allies" >some of the -stans are telling russia to fuck off >russia shills losing whatever power and credibility they had >plus they can't afford to pay for them much longer >CTSO about to implode >putin running and hiding into his mansion in sochi while the military is refusing some of this orders
am i missing anything?
You forgot that they just gave NATO an extra hundred year minimum lifespan and even pushed Finland and Sweden into officially joining.
Nothing of what russia creates works. CSTO was taunted as a NATO alternative. BRICS was supposed to be a better version of G7.
Why do they always fail at everything they do? Can't they get one thing right for a change?
All of their organizations fail because they don't have any actual commonality, they're just set up as mirror opposites of the real organizations you mention. NATO has a common cause: defense against Russian aggression, which is real and obvious to everyone involved. What is the point of the CSTO? Who is going to invade Kazakhstan other than Russia anyway?
NATO Article 5 doesn't trigger when a NATO member STARTS a war, it only triggers when someone else starts the war against the NATO member.
And Russia is pretending that this isn't even a war. That's two legalistic reasons to refuse to help.
Not to mention reason number three, which is that no one else wants to get destroyed, and reason 4, Russia isn't going to be of any military use after this war anyway.
>be NATO >there's a war near your border, but nobody was invaded yet >send 50k+ thousand troops and gorilion tons of equipment because the countries at the border expressed concern
>be CSTO >allegedly a peer adversary to NATO, some people claim its even better >one of your members gets invaded >do nothing
I can't fathom how many dimensions this chess game has to have, but it must be a lot!
It’s pure projection. They never would go to war to support Armenia and they assumed NATO wouldn’t protect Latvia because they thought NATO was just like CSTO.
Absolutely pathetic. Say goodbye to budget Warsaw pack. All the members know that it has zero power.
Imagine if Poland was invaded and NATO did nothing. It would be the end of NATO. This is the death of CSTO.
>They never would go to war to support Armenia
They totally would though if they still had an army. Or rather they totally would if they still had an army AND that was just an puny little azerbaijan.
Russians would gladly start a war they think they can easaly win.
Iran might help them because they don't want neither their azeri population get a tad secessionist (provided Azerbaijan supports it), nor Turkey to keep growing their influence in the region
If Azerbistan starts to do shit like the Serbs did in Kosovo, Biden will bomb them. Fighting a war is fine, but the moment one side starts to get genocidey, the stick comes out.
Depends on how powerful the Azerbaijani lobby is. Armenia did a fair amount of naughty things in the 90s but the Armenian lobby made sure they didn’t get even a slap on the wrist.
>nobody takes monke seriously anymore >add that to the fact that like half of CSTO is turkic countries
Who could've seen this coming
Rest in piss CSTO, S
Holy fuck I'm actually going to die of laughter, Russia please you've made me laugh multiple times for five days straight, I can't take much more of this
OP, post the source please. Not that I don't believe you, but I need to slam dunk my father again for the 8th time this week
source?
Can't find one. I can find plenty of sources stating that the Armenians have formally requested CSTO aid but nothing on their decision.
What's the source on this?
>probable samefag
If only there were a way to google the title of the article in the screenshot to find it. Sadly, no one has invented that technology.
https://www.dialog.ua/russia/258618_1663087308
referenced by
https://www.reddit.com/r/UkrainianConflict/comments/xddj35/csto_refused_military_assistance_to_pashinyan/
Eh, that's wildly misunderstanding things.
The phrase "We consider violence unacceptable" is a condemnation of Azerbaijan in the original.
I don't recall the second part about "exclusively political and diplomatic methods and agreements" from the original text, but I may be wrong.
And most importantly "It is likely that the country will start the exit process". That's conjecture / assumption.
Not saying Armenia wont leave or anything, just this source is pretty shoddy.
I saw the line about political/diplomatic efforts only in an Armenian source even if they were trying to fluff up the CSTO is helping otherwise, idk if that's where they got it as well
Lol, all of those annoying gays will accuse you of being a russian shill if you point out how fucking boring and repetitive talking about ukraine 24/7 has become.
Honestly, I’ve had more fun since the invasion. All the brandfagging, handgun cartridge debating, unfunny PrepHole “humor” threads, and /arg/gayry were getting stale to me.
absolutely nobody has seemed to noticed that only threads the Ru-Ua war has replaced are the ones bitching about ammo and gun prices and "hey I never cared about guns but the coof happened and now the media is telling me society is collapsing tell me what gun I need"
Yeah. Not that the war threads are replacing the ones I got bored of and complained about, but at least they offer me some alternative form of entertainment on the board where otherwise I’d be looking at another uninteresting, dull thread about what the most popular >guntuber said in his latest video about some gun or piece of gear.
it's fucking astounding, anyone who says otherwise is either on the payroll or the newest of newfags
this place was SHIT before the war, absolute SHIT. I'd check in every month or so, just to see, and it was as follows: >Armatard/Su-57 superiority thread or five >PLA/PLN wunderwaffe: how will the US ever recover/haha US carrier group is useless >fifty boring daily gear queer threads >muh "I'm a little gay who's scared of the outside, what gun will save me from the chimpout that will never come for me in my small whitebread suburban town" thread
In comes the war, like Syria before it to name one, to fill this place with interesting content, footage, and war conversations, but nooooope since the Russians are getting bootyblasted they have to whine, bitch, and moan about how a fucking war of all things is magically not weapons-related and how instead it was far better to sit in a stagnant pond of stale agitprop and daily threads
anyone who whines about war threads in PrepHole deserves the rope and I mean that from the bottom of my heart
You forgot 9000 Glock vs. Sig threads and ritual AUG threads.
I'd be pleased to see Ukraine swiftly victorious, but if this goes on another 6 months it might purge a lot of boomer gays that only want to tell the same 'this one time, at the range..." story over and over.
>Russia attempts regime change on it's neighbour >entire RU military and defensive alliance completely implode
If this had happened in like a Tom Clancy movie or something, we'd be calling it the most retarded, jingoistic, unbelievable bullshit imaginable.
>If this had happened in like a Tom Clancy movie or something, we'd be calling it the most retarded, jingoistic, unbelievable bullshit imaginable.
harsh critique >The Short Victorious War is a science fiction novel by American writer David Weber, first published in 1994. It is the third book in the Honor Harrington series.
>Its title comes from a quotation by Vyacheslav von Plehve in reference to the Russo-Japanese War: "What this country needs is a short, victorious war to stem the tide of revolution." That quotation is one of the novel's two epigraphs; the other is a quotation from Robert Wilson Lynd: "The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions."
"The families who rule the People's Republic of Haven are in trouble. The treasury's empty, the Proles are restless, and civil war is imminent.
But the ruling class knows what they need to keep in power: another short, victorious war to unite the people and fill the treasury once more. It's a card they've played often in the last half-century, always successfully, and all that stands in their way is the Star Kingdom of Manticore and its threadbare allies. Enemies who in the past have always backed down.
Only this time the peeps face something different. This time they're up against Captain Honor Harrington and a Royal Manticoran Navy that's prepared to give them a war that's far from short... and anything but victorious"
>In the late first millenium of the Diaspora of Man, the Slav Supremacists of Ukraine decided to create a superior human. Their genetic laboratories procuded a line of "super soldiers" with enhanced strength, better reflexes, faster healing, and (allegedly) enhanced intelligence. These soldiers were then used to attack other nations in an attempt to gain dominion over the planet.
>[..]
>At this point, the Confederacy was in the process of defeating the Ukrainians, but the chaos and political infighting after the coup turned the war in Europe around. The Western European nations had been busy genetically modifying diseases such as anthrax, botulism, bubonic plague, meningitis, typhus, cholera, and the Ebola virus. Having integrated "kill switches" and stockpiled disease-specific vaccines, they believed themselves to be safe and employed the weaponized diseases agains the Asians. Initially, they had almost exactly the desired effect, but after three T-years the pathogens started spreading and mutating among the civilian population, and eventually found their way back to Europe, largely immune to the vaccines their creators expected to protect them.
I used to read that series and wonder if it made any sense for Haven to be so rotten and incompetent. I mean, it was convenient for the plot, but how could something that dysfunctional even continue to exist?
It makes more sense now.
Enjoy it while it lasts anon. The autumn rains will be coming soon and the war will go into stasis until the new year after Ukraine and Russia have used the pause to regroup and reposition. Ukies gave us a hell of a way to end the year though.
Landlocked country and Russia is the only one bordering it that legitimately doesn't want to genocide them. The Genocidal TurkRoaches are also NATO as well.
Who will stop the US now? Everyone else is either too crippled or too incompetent to be somewhat of a competition to the US. The EU is soft and cucked. China is too preoccupied with their own internal problems. Russia is Russia. The checks and balances in the US politics only really apply to domestic policies. No one really cares what the presidents do in foreign countries. Should we encourage terrorism again? Another 9/11? Against Washington D.C.?
Only real chance is China if they're able to coax /force other major Asian nations to align with them. They'll still be vulnerable due to energy imports for it'll boil down to the USN vs China and friends in the Indian Ocean
Major Asian countries besides China are some of the US' greatest allies, and the small shitholes will not join China in a war. They play both sides precisely because they do not want to commit and be dragged into war. Also consider the fact that all Asians hate each other and, most importantly, hate China. The one thing they have in common is hating China.
Don't worry, we're stopping ourselves just fine. Without an obvious external threat we just complain at each other over social issues and the economy until some idiot decides to draw our undivided attention on their corner of the globe for whatever reason.
>Stop the US
No one really. Everyone of consequence has already chosen one of two paths >Stand alone >Hitch themselves to the US wagon
The Russians decided to faceplant so hard that any hopes of challenging NATO in Europe is 100% dead in the water. China really has no global aspirations at the moment. India... well, it has a long way to go before most people would even consider it as a sorta fun vacation destination as opposed to going to Cancun or Japan or a Greek island.
The others? They all decided to hitch a ride on the America wagon. And that was the correct decision for many. While we drive the wagon we at least periodically look back at the riders and ask for song requests and even take destination requests. And trust me, that's a far better deal than anyone under the Soviets got.
>While we drive the wagon we at least periodically look back at the riders and ask for song requests and even take destination requests. And trust me, that's a far better deal than anyone under the Soviets got.
Well it's more like, the US is driving when the complaining and from the back seat gets too much they'll not just turn around and punch someone in the face, potentially running the entire thing off the road just to assert themselves. That's kinda important too.
>Well it's more like, the US is driving when the complaining and from the back seat gets too much they'll not just turn around and punch someone in the face, potentially running the entire thing off the road just to assert themselves. That's kinda important too.
the fact that europe spent so many years not spending what they agreed to spend means nothing to you apparently, nor the fact that most US allies passed on Bush Jr.'s wild ride
Let alone everything Turkey has done to fuck with the kurds
We might put pressure on our allies at times but they are for the most part able to do what the fuck the want even if it pisses us off, and NATO requires every member to be ok with doing something before we do it, even if the US really wants to do it, with everyone having equal say even if the US is giving the most in terms of military power.
Because, you know, it's an actual alliance.
I think that was his point, but his grammer was weird. It sounds like he was trying to say that when everyone else complains America doesn't just flip the car out of spite or start punching an ally in the face.
Member at the start of the war when Russhit shills were claiming NATO would fall into bickering and eventually dissolve when mighty Russia actually went on the attack in Europe? So about that...
Putin is kinda taded, he could have used this as an off ramp to gtfo ukraine and also save his dumb alliance. Instead he's gonna lose ukraine and the alliance.
He has, the cities have been left untouched, where his most loyal voters are.
But that's the thing, he cant use those men because he will lose support fast when the body bags start coming home.
I have bigger news, >Georgian Dream Party promises to hold referendum on beginning war on Russia
https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/09/13/georgian-dream-party-promises-to-hold-referendum-on-beginning-war-on-russia/
They got their asses by Russia not 20 yrs ago and now want to have another go at it again just because the Russians are getting curb-stomped by the Ukrainians?
If you feel you can exploit a weakness, why not try to take it back? Besides the Americans may be willing to front you some weapons. And if this time you know a war is coming (as opposed to being somewhat blind-sided) your blufor may do a lot better!
>If you feel you can exploit a weakness, why not try to take it back?
Well, I wish Georgia the best of luck in taking back South Ossetia but I think they're gonna be curb stomped by cruise missiles and artillery, and it not gonna end up like in Ukraine since Russia has no aspirations to occupy the rest of Georgia and "denazify" it, also the Georgian military is still as trash-tier as it was during the last war they fought againt Russian. Ukraine on the eve of the invasion had a far stronger and more experienced military they do now.
probably making the assumption that Russia is otherwise too preoccupied to put up a stiff resistance
perhaps NATO will make a couple deliveries to aid them as well
>Armenians are abandoned and left to get raped by the Karaboogas >Every other country: Waitaminute.jpg >Moldova rolls into Tranzania >Georiga flatten South Orangutannia and Abkongo >Ethiopia with the help of some mysteriously white instructors kick Eritrea in the balls >Poland and Lithuania start Operation Potato Freedom in Belraus, with Luka getting hanged upside down Mussolini style at a Minsk KFC with the KGB building on fire in the background >Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, Krygystan and all the other Trashcanistans deport every Russian they have >Latvia and Estonia follow suit
>Estonia follow suit
there's only a tiny chunk russia stole from us but we don't want it back cause it's a complete poinless shithole after retarded putniks have been ruining it for a century.
I'm sorry, but I have decided that only Estonia is worthy of safeguarding the museums and cultural artifacts stored in St. Petersburg, so you're now saddled with being its eternal caretakers.
Good luck.
(it was originaly Finland, but they blackmailed me into passing it on to you)
For some reason Armenians and their supporters think that Armenia can fire into Azerbaijani territory, but that Azerbaijan can't fire back into Armenia.
Not only has that finally changed 3 decades later, but it would be smart for Azerbaijan to take chunks of territory not too far from the Iranian border to hold as a bargaining chip. Never fight a war where the terms are solely dictated by one side and the other is merely reacting to it. You need to proactively set terms and new frames of reference.
Ideal scenario would be for Azerbaijan to aim cut off Armenia from Iran's border. Make that the new permanent battleground instead of western Azerbaijan like it's been the past 3 decades. Once Armenia yields, then make that region a permanent safezone manned by peacekeepers from all 4 relevant states.
In a similar vein, Ukraine would be smart to start flying kamikaze drones into parts of Transnistria and blow up some Russian camps because that place will always be a ticking time bomb otherwise. That's what the whole Snake Island and Odesa ordeal was about from Russia's perspective. Hit Crimea, Transnistria and even the Northwest Caucasus, and you'll see Russia trying to cop pleas.
>pissing off Iran?
You mean like pissing off Russia?.. Iran will stay out of it because they want Turkey and Israel to stay out of it. Iran and Turkey are chess players, they know how to play the game. Iran wouldn't want to wage a war north when its main enemies are in the south.
Iran will be angry at Azerbaijan for sure but they'll know that it's just to bargain with Armenia to get them to stop occupying or firing at Azerbaijan. I don't know what AZ's actual plans are, but that's what I would recommend is to make the Southern Armenia region the "new normal" battleground. Then once there's multi-sided negotiations, all relevant parties man the region together.
This then ensures Armenians back off from western Azerbaijan. It's a warning to their diaspora as well, who for years have pushed Armenia not to ever have peace talks with its neighbors and are the main driver behind Armenia becoming self-isolated in the region all for some sick ego trip of theirs.
I have bigger news, >Georgian Dream Party promises to hold referendum on beginning war on Russia
https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/09/13/georgian-dream-party-promises-to-hold-referendum-on-beginning-war-on-russia/
probably making the assumption that Russia is otherwise too preoccupied to put up a stiff resistance
perhaps NATO will make a couple deliveries to aid them as well
>If you feel you can exploit a weakness, why not try to take it back?
Well, I wish Georgia the best of luck in taking back South Ossetia but I think they're gonna be curb stomped by cruise missiles and artillery, and it not gonna end up like in Ukraine since Russia has no aspirations to occupy the rest of Georgia and "denazify" it, also the Georgian military is still as trash-tier as it was during the last war they fought againt Russian. Ukraine on the eve of the invasion had a far stronger and more experienced military they do now.
basically just documenting what was happening at the time, everyone lying out of their asses while the house burns down, even if I think people are unfair to Gorbachev (he undid the house of cards because he genuinely felt it could be fixed).
Of course since history rhymes the same bullshit is happening again.
I hope Armenia is able to kick them off and find some sponsor in the west to prevent the Turks' from enacting their genocidal urges on them. Maybe we could use them as a staging point for aid to the Georgians.
This tbh. Gorby gets voted out of office in favor of Yeltsin because he never intended to burn the whole thing down. He was a good Soviet who wanted the project to work. He just didn't realize how fucked it had gotten, and so in attempting to reform it, everyone broke for the exits once the door got unlocked.
In December 2019, Zelensky visited Azerbaijan where both he and Aliyev affirmed support for each other's territorial integrity. > https://caspiannews.com/news-detail/ukraines-zelensky-puts-nagorno-karabakh-conflict-at-top-of-agenda-during-visit-to-baku-2019-12-19-55/ > https://commonspace.eu/news/azerbaijan-and-ukraine-pledge-support-each-others-quest-territorial-integrity
In October 2020, in the midst of the war between Azerbaijan and Armenian separatists, Zelensky reaffirmed Ukraine's support towards Azerbaijan. > https://qirim.news/en/novosti-en/ukraine-supports-azerbaijan-s-territorial-integrity-zelensky/
In December 2020, a month after the war ended, Zelensky invited Ilham Aliyev to visit Ukraine. > https://ukrinform.net/rubric-polytics/3160146-zelensky-invites-president-of-azerbaijan-to-ukraine.html
In September 2022, Ukraine called for sanctions against Bidzina Ivanishvili, Georgia's former Prime Minister, and several Georgian oligarchs. > https://oc-media.org/ukraine-calls-for-sanctions-against-bidzina-ivanishvili/
Every Georgian PM—half a dozen of them—since Ivanishvili grabbed power a decade ago in October 2012 has been from the same party—Georgian Dream—including the current PM, Irakli Garibashvili, and are in Russia's pockets.
For more about the situation with Georgia, read the two articles below: > https://thebulwark.com/putin-is-failing-in-ukraine-but-winning-in-georgia/ > https://eureporter.co/world/azerbaijan-world/2022/07/20/azerbaijan-is-ukraines-only-strategic-ally-in-the-south-caucasus/
Now are Georgians finally going to take some cues from Ukrainians and Azerbaijanis in fighting back, and actually take their country back from its pro-Russia leaders and the Russia-backed separatists in the north?
>Georgian Dream Party, the ruling political party of Georgia, has promised to hold a referendum on beginning a war on Russia, as reported on Tuesday, September 13.
https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/09/13/georgian-dream-party-promises-to-hold-referendum-on-beginning-war-on-russia/
Russia is officially free land grab for all
Am I a snowflake that Borat unironically offends my Eastern Euro senses? I geniuenly feel like its the single most racist film ever produced. The intro with "here's our village rapist" and "annual garden gnome race" was beyond shocking. Imagine if there was a film about morons and it starting out with them talking about murdering Trump voters in home invasions and eating watermelons. That's the level of racism Borat is, except apparently you can't be racist agaisnt Eastern Euros so every twitter lib ate the film up as le best satire in years.
Not Eastern European but I found it quite sketchy that Cohen-Baron did not pay the village people anything. Like he legitimately garden gnomeed them over despite making millions of dollars from the movie. But on the other hand they were Gypsy Romanians so they probably deserved it.
I laugh at you and your piss like I laughed at that movie, very hard. Please continue eating and painting with your own shit for our amusement, you insufferable, whinging cunt.
A lot of those Central Asian states are just Finland without the option of actually joining NATO. They'll align with whoever keeps them independent. Imagine if Russia invaded Mongolia and how fucked it would be, you couldn't get a HIMAR in without express Chinese or Russian approval.
>Imagine if Russia invaded Mongolia
1/4th the country is nomadic. Imagine that many pastural nomads getting given the combined ATGM stocks of NATO and China and told the Russian border no longer matters and to kill anyone that says otherwise.
What you meant was imagine if Mongolia invaded Russia.
They wouldn't get express Chinese permission...because China would arm them themselves. Mongolia is in the Chinese sphere now and they sure as shit aren't going to tolerate some gwailou rabble fuck with a neutral state.
>China would arm them themselves. Mongolia is in the Chinese sphere now
Yes, and Ukrainians will not fight Russia as they are brothers, right? Troops in every Eastern Euro capital in 2 hours?
>it’s real
Holy fuck they really are just a pathetic knockoff NATO. This looks like one of those fake flags that used to come with the green army men sometimes.
>nato wouldnt do shit if russia invaded one of its members! they cant afford a full on war with russia!
hopefully this theory is now dead. NATO will not fall apart like CSTO. based vatmorons took one for the team and showed us the consequences of failing to aid our allies
Somewhere in alternative universe: >belarus attacks Poland (nato member) over small territorial dispute >kills 10 000 polish soldiers >Poland triggers article 5 >USA kicks Poland from nato
You don't really understand the reason why CSTO exists
It's main purpose is to fight against INNER enemies, not outer
II mean it was created to keep loyal to Moscow regimes in power in case of protests
The whole point of CSTO is to let the Moscow have a grasp over it's minions
That's the difference between collective security and collective defence.
UN, CSTO - collective security. If one member chimps out, all others form a coalition against it.
NATO - collective defence. attack on one member is attack on all. doesn't work, however, if the aggressor comes from within.
>UN defending CSTO and not NATO
Hmmm...
Yep, I'm thinking I was right regarding all such power structures. They're all tyrannical garbage, but NATO is the least bad of them as it has a good reason to exist. The UN, the EU, and CSTO and other shit like it, all of them are fucking bad. NATO is the only such organization that has a real, legitimate reason to exist.
And fuck the feds too for good measure.
Oh that's right, I forgot to mention the important task of sucking Chink micrococks and enforcing circumcision.
I'll pass, take your bureaucratic tyranny and shove it up your ugly ass. The day I see blue helmets marching down the street is the day I paint those helmets a lovely shade of blood red for them, one round of 7.62 NATO at a time.
Fuck Russians, fuck Chinks, fuck garden gnomes, and fuck (you) gay
are you fucking 14 or something? post your fucking 7.62 nato rifle
9 months ago
Anonymous
>NOOOOOOOO YOU MUST SUPPORT THE ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT GOY
Eat my ass, newfag moron. Go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of, I am not handing over my guns and I am not supporting an institution that gives Russia and China permanent seats on every major council within it.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Post gun, tourist.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Not a tourist. Now you.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Thats clearly an Airsoft. Post picture from the barrel.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Sure thing, noguns war tourist. May be upside down, I tried to flip it but sometimes it just doesn't want to cooperate. Just stand on your head to read it if it posts upside down.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Thats the chamber retard show the barrel retard.
9 months ago
Anonymous
that's not 7.62 NATO
9 months ago
Anonymous
>NOOOOOOOO HE CALLED MY BLUFF
What the fuck is with this burger mentality that UN would be capable of breaking US combined armed forces and just enforce some martial law on US citizens. that is even more retarded than flat earthers
9 months ago
Anonymous
What if with the leftist mentality of letting Russia and China dictate global politics while pretending they care about freedom?
that's not 7.62 NATO
Fair enough but 5.56 is still a good caliber and is still a NATO standard. I have yet to see a UN standard ammunition. This is because the UN and their supporters are satanists, who cannot create as they are evil, only corrupt and destroy with whatever they can get their hands on.
And what's more, it's still more guns than you guys have posted.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>What's with the leftist mentality of letting Russia and China dictate global politics while pretending they care about freedom?
that is a good question, for i also despise leftist mentality. >I have yet to see a UN standard ammunition
for UN is not a military organization, and is only getting the scraps of the militaries for "peace keeping".
9 months ago
Anonymous
Anon you might have missed the memo but the last time UN was in any way even slightly influential was in the 90s. It's a completely dead organization without any real power.
9 months ago
Anonymous
the only light in my bedroom is an Opsmen F102, couldn't bother with a better picture
9 months ago
Anonymous
sure dat
9 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not sure if you're agreeing with me here or not. Regardless, if you look it up, you'll find Russia still holds a permanent seat on the UN security council, as well as the UN human rights council. China is also on these councils, with a permanent seat. This matters because you've seen the orks at play here. Do you think Russia or China care about human rights or global security when they're busy shoving people into concentration camps and raping civilians? So far, I've only seen a vote to suspend them from the human rights council, but not any others. And note the word used is suspend, not remove. They're essentially just putting them in time out and will put them right back on this council indefinitely.
The UN is an undemocratic institution that's the result of FDR's NWO communist simping gayry. It ought to be abolished, all we need is NATO and NATO alone to enforce freedom and human rights. Hopefully you see what I mean and agree with me on this matter.
9 months ago
Anonymous
you are hysterical and scared kiddo you shouldn't own firearms
9 months ago
Anonymous
You're a leftist/vatnik/chink and I don't give a shit what you think. Come and take them if you're so brave.
Thats the chamber retard show the barrel retard.
What part of the barrel? I'm going to assume you just mean looking down to see the rifling. My lighting is shit so you better appreciate this, this was fucking hard to set up because I don't have a good flashlight on hand. It was too dark to see shit without this little keychain light in the ejection port, used the tape from my timestamp to tape the button down. Couldn't find a good way to incorporate the stamp on that note because there was really nowhere to put it, especially with both hands occupied.
FDR was closer to facism than to communism. He built his imago after Mussolini and took many programs from him.
He was highly sympathetic to commies. Sold them war materiel, gave them half of Europe postwar, and curiously enough the Japanese Communist Party that had been banned in the mid-1920s was suddenly legalized in 1945 during the Allied occupation of Japan. And of course, he gave them nuclear weapons by allowing a Russian spy to copy virtually all data gathered from the Manhattan Project and bring it back to Moscow scot-free. He was a traitorous tyrant in any case.
https://i.imgur.com/vLcedRJ.jpg
>What's with the leftist mentality of letting Russia and China dictate global politics while pretending they care about freedom?
that is a good question, for i also despise leftist mentality. >I have yet to see a UN standard ammunition
for UN is not a military organization, and is only getting the scraps of the militaries for "peace keeping".
They're worse as they try to dictate policy based on Russian and Chinese whims. The League failed it's purpose and so does the UN.
Anon you might have missed the memo but the last time UN was in any way even slightly influential was in the 90s. It's a completely dead organization without any real power.
Vatnigs don't deserve a chance to change that.
https://i.imgur.com/L4g2iWg.jpg
the only light in my bedroom is an Opsmen F102, couldn't bother with a better picture
I am sympathetic to your lighting struggles as you can see. Cool AK bro, I also want one but car repairs are eating all my fucking money. New battery, new alternator, oil leaks. Cost me well over a grand which I would have used for a WASR or more milsurp.
9 months ago
Anonymous
FDR was closer to facism than to communism. He built his imago after Mussolini and took many programs from him.
>Guys, what's the military advantage of attacking someone in your own alliance?
Depending on the terms of the alliance, they won't be able to call upon the alliance to defend themselves. It was actually a standard procedure at various points in history. That's commonly how vassal states expanded.
Holy shit, Russia, could this get any more embarassing? there are over a million Armenians in Russia. I bet you could equip thousands of volunteers with the bare minimum and send them to Armenia as a show of force. at least a little force. to signal the roaches that you haven't given up completely.
>I bet you could equip thousands of volunteers with the bare minimum
Lmao, armenians are one of the wealthiest ethnicities in russia, they can easily buy a whole buryat village to be sent instead of them.
Problem is, buryats are nowhere to be found these days.
So which CSTO member will join NATO first?
none because they're all kinda shitty even though it's good they're breaking from russian orbit. but more "strategic cooperation" and money/weapons could certainly be on the table.
Belarus after they kill potato colonel.
Collective Security Treaty Organization or C.S.T.O swaps S for A to turn into Central Asia Treaty Organization or C.A.T.O (Russia not invited.) Also with usa at the head of it.
>Also with usa at the head of it.
Don't wanna bring democracy to any more ragheads. Can we just nuke the Azers and then do drone overwatch and kill anything human until it's completely depopulated instead?
A glorious development.
Belarus
I would say Kazakhstan, but there is still Uncle Xi.
Yeah he's visiting this week I think so they're covered. New proxy war incoming but this time with Chinese weapons against the vatniks.
China won't leave because there's 0 reason for them to do so (unless there are obligations al a NATO's 2% GDP policy I'm unaware of because i'm a retard talking out of my ass lmao get fucked nerd), nevermind so long as they remain it may prove beneficial in some capacity - to exert influence or do to so easier or to a better extent. Then again, the smaller and lesser nations have much more to gain from remaining in the alliance.
you know what, my guess is that the alliance dissolves and all remaining members leave simultaneously before a unipolar unification of our species under the United State's sphere of influence tbh baka senpai
Anon, what in the fuck are you talking about?
I feel like I clipped into an alternate timeline. I swear CSTO didn't exist, but then this war started and suddenly Russia is the head of some knockoff NATO wannabe.
I blame CERN.
Maybe Armenia will since they're leaving CSTO. Might be a good excuse to finally deal with the Turkic problem.
Good idea. Might not need the stipulation since Russia will soon cease existing as a single nation, at least in your timeline. I dunno where the fuck I'm gonna be dumped next by the CERmorons.
>Maybe Armenia will
Nah, Turkey will block it by making demands the armenian can't agree to
I dunno, they also tried blocking Finland and Sweden's entry and that went nowhere for them. Turks backsliding into irrelevance again. I'm sure that more NATO is better NATO
Iirc turkey got their arms embargo by those countries lifted and got them to declare the pkk a terrorist organization
>Turkey demands that Armenia let them finish exterminating them this time as condition of NATO membership
Why the FUCK would NATO trade Turkey for Armenia? Are you drunk? Are you retarded?
>Why the FUCK would NATO trade Turkey for Armenia? Are you drunk? Are you retarded?
>>>
Xir is worse, a gopnik since not even an Armenian would despise their roach fathers enough to make such an idiotic strategic mistake.
One, Turkey always starts shit and causes internal troubles. Two, you don't really need to trade it, just tell the Turks to fuck off and stop putting their Roachy mudslime desires before the rest of us. If they have a problem and they decide they're going to declare war on a NATO ally state, you can invade and give the land back to the Greeks who should rightfully own it anyways (unless you can find the Hittites). Return Byzantium and Asia Minor to its rightful place from before it was taken by the perfidious Ottoman and all. In return we should give the Turks China instead as part of incoming Chinese reparations for the ongoing Uigur genocide. I say that's a fair trade for everyone except China, but that's fine because fuck China anyways.
Please don't post if you are underage
He meant russian locals, not territory
It's fine I was born before this site existed.
Is there something wrong with hating women?
>Is there something wrong with hating women?
it's something incels do, if you're not capable of convincing a woman to have sex with you then you certainly shouldnt own firearms
>if yuo hate teh wahmens you are inkwell
Reddit's the other way buddy, I'm sure you'll be well received by supporters of the Confederacy of Independent Simps.
incel cope
Reddit Russoid cope
Can't handle the HIMARS
>bring back byzantium XD XD
Who let you in ? Fuck off
Ok fine, remake the Latin Empire instead. Better? That pisses off both Turks and Greeks. Also puts it in direct religious control of the very NATO Rome.
NATO can't expende outside of Europa, so only Armenia and Belarus are options.
>NATO can't expende outside of Europa
Why not?
they'd have to change the name from NATO to something that's not North Atlantic, and that's too much of a hassle
Just replace atlantic with American and everything is fine.
North American Treaty Organization?
That's even worse
Just change the name to Global Defense Initiative already
They can still be NATO. The organization originated from a Treaty in the North Atlantic.
It's time.
EDF! EDF!
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK
Organization of Free Nations
And Japan? Retard. But im ok with changing the name to a new objective.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
https://www.deathofcommunism.com/
>nazism has won
Kazakhstan
they are rapidly re-orienting themselves towards EU and are considering building oil/gas pipelines through Kaspian Sea, bypassing Russia
They need a fixed connection to Azerbaijan so that goods can move between China and Europe without passing through Russia or Iran.
Finland should be Spurdo.
Could this year be somehow more embarrassing for Russia?
Ah, but the year isn't over yet. Czar Putin will get plenty of chance to work over his ballsack with a hammer between now and Christmas.
Just think: Winter is coming, and you know what that means! More "Finnish Scarecrows"!
>More "Finnish Scarecrows"!
kino
brb ordering 3 complete sets of M05
>china smells blood in the water
>starts to slowly annex russian territory on its broder
wouldn't be surprised if it happened
It would be fucking funny. You reap what you sow, your partner in normalising annexation in the 21st century turns the tables on you. Kek.
It already happened Anon. There were 20,000 Han Chinese living in the Russian Far East in 2000. By 2014 it was 800,000 and Russia asked them to start publishing figures. The entire region has like 7 million Russian citizens, and the population is declining hard. Chinese probably are like 20% by now.
China gets to set the price of the shit it takes from Russia, especially now that they are so isolated. Also note that China isn't selling Russia dick for their war despite it supposedly being a partnership. A weaker Russia and avoiding spats with the US is more important for China and so the relationship tips all the way to what China wants.
>Could this year be somehow more embarrassing for Russia?
I can't stop laughing over how Putin visited Xi before the invasion to tell Xi to "watch this, bro"
>international pariah
>economy crumbling
>energy and defense are their main exports
>europe ditching russian gas and oil
>india and china buying some but at massive discounts, but at no where near the price or volume as europe
>military tech is shown to be shit and countries already moving to switch to non-russian military equipment
>claims to be the #2 military in the world
>gets ass kicked by the poorest country in europe
>entire divisions/armies wiped out and/or routed
>the NATO weapons sent to Ukraine completely MOGS russian equipment
>giving the shaft to "allies"
>some of the -stans are telling russia to fuck off
>russia shills losing whatever power and credibility they had
>plus they can't afford to pay for them much longer
>CTSO about to implode
>putin running and hiding into his mansion in sochi while the military is refusing some of this orders
am i missing anything?
>pushing Sweden and Finland to join NATO
>will probably take AT LEAST 20+ years to recover if they recover at all
In 20+ years Russia will have nowhere near enough people to run it economy and military with their declining population.
Chinese immigrants will run everything.
let's be real. it will be improvement
Chinese have "Mei Ban Fa" but at least the powers that be there try, however lazily or inadequately, to avoid SHTF moments
China steps into a minefield, but at least tries looking out for the mines in an effort to avoid or get out of it.
Russia just fucking walks to their doom without paying it any mind, then has a breakdown when they realize they're in a mine field and their foot is now 30 feet away from where it should be.
>Mei Ban Fa
Who?
Chinese phrase meaning "I cannot be helped"
Said when something hasn't been taken care of but someone is too apathetic or uncaring to do anything about it, so they say
"Mei ban fa"
and throw up their hands.
A bit like learned helplessness?
>by the poorest country in europe
Well it's a good point to have a kek at vatniks but to be honest it's not an entirely true. Sure Ukraine has an abyssmal gdp per capita, but their nominal worth is quite high, they have few smaller countries behind them even if we take just EU and a good third of them if we include balkans and etc.
moldova is the poorest in europe, not ukraine (at least before the war)
2bears1trap.jpg
> Tfw you're one Chinese general showing another Chinese general a map of Vladivostok in relation to the China border.
China certainly haven't forgotten, they know it's their rightful clay and what happened with what they signed with Russia is on the list of unequal treaties.
Japan has to take back their islands in this case right? Maybe even Sakhalin
I predict that they will lose Crimea before the end of the year. May the Holy Numbers bless my prophecy.
Great cartoon
Speaking of cartoons, if anyone wants a fascinating look into history, they can see this Armenian Anime in the last year of the Soviet Union (1991), where they effectively spit on the Union's grave as its still dying. Shame one of the most anti-Communist SSRs ended up on Russia's side, but here they blame Russia and accuse them of siding with the Azeris.
basically just documenting what was happening at the time, everyone lying out of their asses while the house burns down, even if I think people are unfair to Gorbachev (he undid the house of cards because he genuinely felt it could be fixed).
Of course since history rhymes the same bullshit is happening again.
I hope Armenia is able to kick them off and find some sponsor in the west to prevent the Turks' from enacting their genocidal urges on them. Maybe we could use them as a staging point for aid to the Georgians.
This tbh. Gorby gets voted out of office in favor of Yeltsin because he never intended to burn the whole thing down. He was a good Soviet who wanted the project to work. He just didn't realize how fucked it had gotten, and so in attempting to reform it, everyone broke for the exits once the door got unlocked.
You dumb monke motherfucker. How is the aid going to get to Armenia to get to Georgia exactly? Armenia borders Turkey and Iran. You'd need to be allied with either Iran or Turkey to get to Armenia. Georgia already borders Turkey.
It's interesting how Georgia has no conflict with either Turkey, Azerbaijan or Iran, only Russia. After the Cold War ended, Armenia could have had cordial relations with all five but instead they wanted to chimp out in the name of growing their empire because of delusions of grandeur.
Armenia *chose* to invade Azerbaijan's territory, well outside of Nagarno-Karabakh. Armenia *chose* to continue warring with multiple generations of Azerbaijan's leaders.
Do you know what Iran and Syria were in the 70s and 80s? They were bitter enemies. Then after the Cold War ended, Syria improved relations with Iran in the 90s. In 2000 when Bashar succeeded his father Hafez al-Assad, Syria became Iran's ally.
Armenia put itself in its own position by being the South Caucasus' equivalent of the Serbroaches and Donbabweans. That's why nobody in Eastern Europe gives a fuck about them because they're proxies for the Russian Empire. On top of that, Armenian diaspora and nationalists have always actively opposed peace talks with their neighbors. They literally want Armenia to be isolated for some sort of sick ego trip.
Armenia had the military edge over Azerbaijan in the 90s, 2000s, and first half of the 2010s, and annexed over 1/5 of Azerbaijan for 3 decades. Not just tiny Nagarno-Karabakh but the regions surrounding it all the way to the Iran and Armenia borders.
Azerbaijan had no weapons factories under the Soviets and it showed when the USSR collapsed and Armenia decided to go on an expansionist chimpout, not even caring about perception or consequence because they knew they had a huge diaspora across the West backing them. Armenia is now weak due to self-isolation, while over-relying on the massive PR and lobbying effort of Armenian diaspora.
jesus fuck calm down, I'm not a vatnik
I'm just wishing we could help find a diplomatic solution to the issues to end conflict there christ.
As I understood it, the Nogorno-Karabakh retardation was on the part of a controlling minority of retards. Would it be possible to remove the nationalists and put some non-retards in?
Azerbaijan recovers full control over its internationally recognized territory and guarantees cultural rights for Karabakh Armenians. That's the best realistic outcome Armenians could ever hope for at this point.
>Gorbachev with Saddam on his knee
>fucking Chernobyl
>Khrushchev(?) getting tossed into a lake even as he sings about how all is well
>the opening roll-call for the Politburo
Holy shit Armenians brought the bants with this one.
>Khrushchev(?) getting tossed into a lake
It’s Boris Yeltsin, I think.
In 1990 Yeltsin was grabbed by a few random people and thrown into the river, which pretty much symbolised how much of a joke Soviet Law enforcement had become. Everything in the short symbolises or depicts an actual event, whether its Chernobyl or the Anti-Armenian pogroms.
Based and hilarious. Feel free to post more as found as it's relevant to the most important use of weapons, war.
I unironically expect them to go full Ace Combat tier and nuke themselves by the end of this year or early next year.
You forgot that they just gave NATO an extra hundred year minimum lifespan and even pushed Finland and Sweden into officially joining.
Russian revolution where china seizes Siberia/Eastern region to security and peacekeep
>simpson_movie_nakedbart.jpg
>RIP in peace
>Rest In Peace in peace
point at this ESL retard. point at this ESL retard and laugh.
>the tourist outs himself
Hello vodkamoron.
Hownu.ru
ironically you'd need to be ESL yourself to fail to recognize such a classic English joke
I hold shit in me that's older than you, newfag retard
I'll give you a fiver from the ATM machine for noticing that absolute blunder
moron
>How to oust newfags without even trying.
You played yourself.
kys newfag
>istockphoto.jpg
:^)
Hi, welcome
fuck off newfag
Did I fucking stutter?
its actually Rest In Piss in peace, common russian afternoon activity after a long day of heavy drinking
b8? Or are you really this new
please tell me that chick is actually reacting to the comment; the look on her face is too hilarious
>all these retards who outted them as the true newfags
they need to turn around 360 and go back to
Put me in the screencap, tovarisch.
Kys newfag
well well well, how the tables have turned
I wish I could watch the life fade from your eyes as the spittle of your screams dries from your lips
You should consider joining the 41%.
Low quality bait; but it works on redditors, I guess.
>>RIP in peace
>>Rest In Peace in peace
>not Requiescat in pace in peace
Nothing of what russia creates works. CSTO was taunted as a NATO alternative. BRICS was supposed to be a better version of G7.
Why do they always fail at everything they do? Can't they get one thing right for a change?
All of their organizations fail because they don't have any actual commonality, they're just set up as mirror opposites of the real organizations you mention. NATO has a common cause: defense against Russian aggression, which is real and obvious to everyone involved. What is the point of the CSTO? Who is going to invade Kazakhstan other than Russia anyway?
>Who is going to invade Kazakhstan other than Russia anyway?
No a geopol fag, but Im wondering if Kazakhstan joining wasnt also to keep Russia from invading.
NATO Article 5 doesn't trigger when a NATO member STARTS a war, it only triggers when someone else starts the war against the NATO member.
And Russia is pretending that this isn't even a war. That's two legalistic reasons to refuse to help.
Not to mention reason number three, which is that no one else wants to get destroyed, and reason 4, Russia isn't going to be of any military use after this war anyway.
>be NATO
>there's a war near your border, but nobody was invaded yet
>send 50k+ thousand troops and gorilion tons of equipment because the countries at the border expressed concern
>be CSTO
>allegedly a peer adversary to NATO, some people claim its even better
>one of your members gets invaded
>do nothing
I can't fathom how many dimensions this chess game has to have, but it must be a lot!
Remember when vatniks were screaching "you think NATO will help you, if we invade your shithole? Xaxaxa"
Pepperidge farm remembers...
It’s pure projection. They never would go to war to support Armenia and they assumed NATO wouldn’t protect Latvia because they thought NATO was just like CSTO.
Absolutely pathetic. Say goodbye to budget Warsaw pack. All the members know that it has zero power.
Imagine if Poland was invaded and NATO did nothing. It would be the end of NATO. This is the death of CSTO.
>They never would go to war to support Armenia
They totally would though if they still had an army. Or rather they totally would if they still had an army AND that was just an puny little azerbaijan.
Russians would gladly start a war they think they can easaly win.
Fightning azeris backed by turks and glowies might not be the smartest idea when you are already suffering heavy losses in Hohloland
NATO = Usury enforcement group lol
Stop trying. Your ilk lost and you belong in the dirt
>some people claim its even better
who the fuck said CSTO was better than NATO outside of delusional vatniks?
those are the some people
lots of people
the best people
pajeets and chinks make up 40% of the world's population, so a lot
I never even heard about CSTO before this month
Maybe you should read a book or something.
bruh imagine if NATO did the same to another member
yeah its that fucking bad
Are the Armenians going to get any help from the other CSTO countries or are they all completely reliant on Russia
Iran might help them because they don't want neither their azeri population get a tad secessionist (provided Azerbaijan supports it), nor Turkey to keep growing their influence in the region
The other countries have no force projection capabilities.
If Azerbistan starts to do shit like the Serbs did in Kosovo, Biden will bomb them. Fighting a war is fine, but the moment one side starts to get genocidey, the stick comes out.
Depends on how powerful the Azerbaijani lobby is. Armenia did a fair amount of naughty things in the 90s but the Armenian lobby made sure they didn’t get even a slap on the wrist.
Like when Myanmar genocides the Rohingyas, right? They'll be fine.
Russians are busying dying in Ukraine. Please understand.
>nobody takes monke seriously anymore
>add that to the fact that like half of CSTO is turkic countries
Who could've seen this coming
Rest in piss CSTO, S
Holy fuck I'm actually going to die of laughter, Russia please you've made me laugh multiple times for five days straight, I can't take much more of this
What’s the source? I cannot find any news about that.
>probable samefag
If only there were a way to google the title of the article in the screenshot to find it. Sadly, no one has invented that technology.
https://www.dialog.ua/russia/258618_1663087308
referenced by
https://www.reddit.com/r/UkrainianConflict/comments/xddj35/csto_refused_military_assistance_to_pashinyan/
They have a point; random screenshots with no source is nu4chan tier.
So we see why there was no source in the OP. Because it's made up bullshit.
hello where are the proofs
OP, post the source please. Not that I don't believe you, but I need to slam dunk my father again for the 8th time this week
Can't find one. I can find plenty of sources stating that the Armenians have formally requested CSTO aid but nothing on their decision.
Yeah, I'm starting to think OP is a bundle of sticks
https://www.dialog.ua/russia/258618_1663087308
I stand corrected-- OP is not a bundle of sticks
Well I'll be goddamned
>Margarita Simonyan
Buckle up kids
Eh, that's wildly misunderstanding things.
The phrase "We consider violence unacceptable" is a condemnation of Azerbaijan in the original.
I don't recall the second part about "exclusively political and diplomatic methods and agreements" from the original text, but I may be wrong.
And most importantly "It is likely that the country will start the exit process". That's conjecture / assumption.
Not saying Armenia wont leave or anything, just this source is pretty shoddy.
I saw the line about political/diplomatic efforts only in an Armenian source even if they were trying to fluff up the CSTO is helping otherwise, idk if that's where they got it as well
>someone said "it is likely" in a telegram channel
nothingburger
I would love to hatefuck that bitch, and this cunt too.
Why my pp hard
>that bitch, and this cunt
Does your mother know you talk like this about women?
yes, i scream the post that i'm writing at the top of my lungs
>dialog.ua
>.ua
sounds too good to be true
>.ua
Jesus Christ you shills
source?
Weapons?
This shit belongs on fucking 4chan, fucking jannies man, they will delete fun threads but they leve the shill and tourist ones up...
Fuck off, military alliances are PrepHole related.
You're a cocksucking vatnik trying to move this because the subject is negative to the 3rd world shithole called russia.
Lol, all of those annoying gays will accuse you of being a russian shill if you point out how fucking boring and repetitive talking about ukraine 24/7 has become.
Honestly, I’ve had more fun since the invasion. All the brandfagging, handgun cartridge debating, unfunny PrepHole “humor” threads, and /arg/gayry were getting stale to me.
absolutely nobody has seemed to noticed that only threads the Ru-Ua war has replaced are the ones bitching about ammo and gun prices and "hey I never cared about guns but the coof happened and now the media is telling me society is collapsing tell me what gun I need"
Yeah. Not that the war threads are replacing the ones I got bored of and complained about, but at least they offer me some alternative form of entertainment on the board where otherwise I’d be looking at another uninteresting, dull thread about what the most popular >guntuber said in his latest video about some gun or piece of gear.
it's fucking astounding, anyone who says otherwise is either on the payroll or the newest of newfags
this place was SHIT before the war, absolute SHIT. I'd check in every month or so, just to see, and it was as follows:
>Armatard/Su-57 superiority thread or five
>PLA/PLN wunderwaffe: how will the US ever recover/haha US carrier group is useless
>fifty boring daily gear queer threads
>muh "I'm a little gay who's scared of the outside, what gun will save me from the chimpout that will never come for me in my small whitebread suburban town" thread
In comes the war, like Syria before it to name one, to fill this place with interesting content, footage, and war conversations, but nooooope since the Russians are getting bootyblasted they have to whine, bitch, and moan about how a fucking war of all things is magically not weapons-related and how instead it was far better to sit in a stagnant pond of stale agitprop and daily threads
anyone who whines about war threads in PrepHole deserves the rope and I mean that from the bottom of my heart
You forgot 9000 Glock vs. Sig threads and ritual AUG threads.
I'd be pleased to see Ukraine swiftly victorious, but if this goes on another 6 months it might purge a lot of boomer gays that only want to tell the same 'this one time, at the range..." story over and over.
Fuck off newfag.
Shut the fuck up vatmoron
Wars, militaries and everything related fall under PrepHole
Politics go on 4chan, and this is not politics
4chan is the "politically incorrect" board, it's for idpol and calling people morons, war news go on the weapons and war board
gay
Has there been any word on how many times Erdogan has ejaculated after hearing this news?
This is a pretty big deal, like a default of sorts.
I love quarreling mountain folk so much it's unreal.
TY based Caucasian tribes
lol, lmao even
Azeris are roaches, but I hate Armenians more
>Russia attempts regime change on it's neighbour
>entire RU military and defensive alliance completely implode
If this had happened in like a Tom Clancy movie or something, we'd be calling it the most retarded, jingoistic, unbelievable bullshit imaginable.
Life writes the greatest stories.
>Proves Great Man theory of history
heh, nothin personnel
When fiction is written, it has to be believable
All history has to do is happen
>If this had happened in like a Tom Clancy movie or something, we'd be calling it the most retarded, jingoistic, unbelievable bullshit imaginable.
harsh critique
>The Short Victorious War is a science fiction novel by American writer David Weber, first published in 1994. It is the third book in the Honor Harrington series.
>Its title comes from a quotation by Vyacheslav von Plehve in reference to the Russo-Japanese War: "What this country needs is a short, victorious war to stem the tide of revolution." That quotation is one of the novel's two epigraphs; the other is a quotation from Robert Wilson Lynd: "The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions."
"The families who rule the People's Republic of Haven are in trouble. The treasury's empty, the Proles are restless, and civil war is imminent.
But the ruling class knows what they need to keep in power: another short, victorious war to unite the people and fill the treasury once more. It's a card they've played often in the last half-century, always successfully, and all that stands in their way is the Star Kingdom of Manticore and its threadbare allies. Enemies who in the past have always backed down.
Only this time the peeps face something different. This time they're up against Captain Honor Harrington and a Royal Manticoran Navy that's prepared to give them a war that's far from short... and anything but victorious"
>In the late first millenium of the Diaspora of Man, the Slav Supremacists of Ukraine decided to create a superior human. Their genetic laboratories procuded a line of "super soldiers" with enhanced strength, better reflexes, faster healing, and (allegedly) enhanced intelligence. These soldiers were then used to attack other nations in an attempt to gain dominion over the planet.
>[..]
>At this point, the Confederacy was in the process of defeating the Ukrainians, but the chaos and political infighting after the coup turned the war in Europe around. The Western European nations had been busy genetically modifying diseases such as anthrax, botulism, bubonic plague, meningitis, typhus, cholera, and the Ebola virus. Having integrated "kill switches" and stockpiled disease-specific vaccines, they believed themselves to be safe and employed the weaponized diseases agains the Asians. Initially, they had almost exactly the desired effect, but after three T-years the pathogens started spreading and mutating among the civilian population, and eventually found their way back to Europe, largely immune to the vaccines their creators expected to protect them.
I used to read that series and wonder if it made any sense for Haven to be so rotten and incompetent. I mean, it was convenient for the plot, but how could something that dysfunctional even continue to exist?
It makes more sense now.
>how could something that dysfunctional even continue to exist?
>t. has not looked at the state of the United states recently
I'm just waiting for my mother to croak so I can GTFOO Chicago and move to someplace nice and safe like Liberia or Haiti.
Eh, it already happened in the Soviet-Afghan war.
That one at least took 10 years before everything fell to shit.
>a series of events so ridiculous that we depart from the realm of fiction and into history...
this can't be fucking true
Oh, you missed it when they did that?
Time for the great American thunderbird to swoop in and see which ex CSTO members they want
What's the source on this?
Christ, what a fucking month already.
Enjoy it while it lasts anon. The autumn rains will be coming soon and the war will go into stasis until the new year after Ukraine and Russia have used the pause to regroup and reposition. Ukies gave us a hell of a way to end the year though.
>The autumn rains will be coming soon and the war will go into stasis until the new year
It's still technically summer, anon. A lot can change in the next 2-4 weeks before actual autumn sets in.
it's not 'technically summer' in ukraine though cause autumn starts sept 1st, and it's been raining for like 3 days straight already.
I feel bad for the Armenians
Not only does their military suck ass but so does the superpower they aligned with
They had no excuse for not knowing better
Landlocked country and Russia is the only one bordering it that legitimately doesn't want to genocide them. The Genocidal TurkRoaches are also NATO as well.
They had no choice, Turkey was already a NATO member back in the 50s
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>there will be many poles
Who will stop the US now? Everyone else is either too crippled or too incompetent to be somewhat of a competition to the US. The EU is soft and cucked. China is too preoccupied with their own internal problems. Russia is Russia. The checks and balances in the US politics only really apply to domestic policies. No one really cares what the presidents do in foreign countries. Should we encourage terrorism again? Another 9/11? Against Washington D.C.?
Only real chance is China if they're able to coax /force other major Asian nations to align with them. They'll still be vulnerable due to energy imports for it'll boil down to the USN vs China and friends in the Indian Ocean
Major Asian countries besides China are some of the US' greatest allies, and the small shitholes will not join China in a war. They play both sides precisely because they do not want to commit and be dragged into war. Also consider the fact that all Asians hate each other and, most importantly, hate China. The one thing they have in common is hating China.
China has an even worse population crisis than Russia
Retard, hitting the US with attacks only makes them stronger
Don't worry, we're stopping ourselves just fine. Without an obvious external threat we just complain at each other over social issues and the economy until some idiot decides to draw our undivided attention on their corner of the globe for whatever reason.
>Stop the US
No one really. Everyone of consequence has already chosen one of two paths
>Stand alone
>Hitch themselves to the US wagon
The Russians decided to faceplant so hard that any hopes of challenging NATO in Europe is 100% dead in the water. China really has no global aspirations at the moment. India... well, it has a long way to go before most people would even consider it as a sorta fun vacation destination as opposed to going to Cancun or Japan or a Greek island.
The others? They all decided to hitch a ride on the America wagon. And that was the correct decision for many. While we drive the wagon we at least periodically look back at the riders and ask for song requests and even take destination requests. And trust me, that's a far better deal than anyone under the Soviets got.
>While we drive the wagon we at least periodically look back at the riders and ask for song requests and even take destination requests. And trust me, that's a far better deal than anyone under the Soviets got.
Well it's more like, the US is driving when the complaining and from the back seat gets too much they'll not just turn around and punch someone in the face, potentially running the entire thing off the road just to assert themselves. That's kinda important too.
>Well it's more like, the US is driving when the complaining and from the back seat gets too much they'll not just turn around and punch someone in the face, potentially running the entire thing off the road just to assert themselves. That's kinda important too.
the fact that europe spent so many years not spending what they agreed to spend means nothing to you apparently, nor the fact that most US allies passed on Bush Jr.'s wild ride
Let alone everything Turkey has done to fuck with the kurds
We might put pressure on our allies at times but they are for the most part able to do what the fuck the want even if it pisses us off, and NATO requires every member to be ok with doing something before we do it, even if the US really wants to do it, with everyone having equal say even if the US is giving the most in terms of military power.
Because, you know, it's an actual alliance.
I think that was his point, but his grammer was weird. It sounds like he was trying to say that when everyone else complains America doesn't just flip the car out of spite or start punching an ally in the face.
Grammar*
Member at the start of the war when Russhit shills were claiming NATO would fall into bickering and eventually dissolve when mighty Russia actually went on the attack in Europe? So about that...
Putin is kinda taded, he could have used this as an off ramp to gtfo ukraine and also save his dumb alliance. Instead he's gonna lose ukraine and the alliance.
Oh fuck what are the Serbs going to say now? Their abusive husband is striking a woman right next to them. Time to slurp more semen.
Serbs can migrate to their gopnik homeland to fill the vacancies left by the Special Buryat Expenditure and leave FRY for the Muslims.
Its kind of hard when Putin has no military left to give
He has, the cities have been left untouched, where his most loyal voters are.
But that's the thing, he cant use those men because he will lose support fast when the body bags start coming home.
I have bigger news, >Georgian Dream Party promises to hold referendum on beginning war on Russia
https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/09/13/georgian-dream-party-promises-to-hold-referendum-on-beginning-war-on-russia/
They got their asses by Russia not 20 yrs ago and now want to have another go at it again just because the Russians are getting curb-stomped by the Ukrainians?
Yes
If you feel you can exploit a weakness, why not try to take it back? Besides the Americans may be willing to front you some weapons. And if this time you know a war is coming (as opposed to being somewhat blind-sided) your blufor may do a lot better!
>If you feel you can exploit a weakness, why not try to take it back?
Well, I wish Georgia the best of luck in taking back South Ossetia but I think they're gonna be curb stomped by cruise missiles and artillery, and it not gonna end up like in Ukraine since Russia has no aspirations to occupy the rest of Georgia and "denazify" it, also the Georgian military is still as trash-tier as it was during the last war they fought againt Russian. Ukraine on the eve of the invasion had a far stronger and more experienced military they do now.
>curb stomped by cruise missiles and artillery
If Russia had those to spare they would have send them to ukraine already
aren't they using their S-300 AA systems for bombardment?
Dunno, but I had a hearty chuckle at them using anti-ship missiles against malls.
from a thread about russia intervening in Kazakhstan:
Their biggest issue is probably the lack of air power.
probably making the assumption that Russia is otherwise too preoccupied to put up a stiff resistance
perhaps NATO will make a couple deliveries to aid them as well
>Armenians are abandoned and left to get raped by the Karaboogas
>Every other country: Waitaminute.jpg
>Moldova rolls into Tranzania
>Georiga flatten South Orangutannia and Abkongo
>Ethiopia with the help of some mysteriously white instructors kick Eritrea in the balls
>Poland and Lithuania start Operation Potato Freedom in Belraus, with Luka getting hanged upside down Mussolini style at a Minsk KFC with the KGB building on fire in the background
>Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, Krygystan and all the other Trashcanistans deport every Russian they have
>Latvia and Estonia follow suit
A better world is coming
>Estonia follow suit
there's only a tiny chunk russia stole from us but we don't want it back cause it's a complete poinless shithole after retarded putniks have been ruining it for a century.
I'm sorry, but I have decided that only Estonia is worthy of safeguarding the museums and cultural artifacts stored in St. Petersburg, so you're now saddled with being its eternal caretakers.
Good luck.
(it was originaly Finland, but they blackmailed me into passing it on to you)
Imagine me, a Finn, kissing a girl, a Estonian, while Saint Petersburg burns in the backround. The nightmare would finnaly (:D) be over.
This is an incredible opportunity for US intervention.
21sy century Grenada
LMAO. Imagine if NATO just kicked out whatever country got attacked instead of defending them.
For some reason Armenians and their supporters think that Armenia can fire into Azerbaijani territory, but that Azerbaijan can't fire back into Armenia.
Not only has that finally changed 3 decades later, but it would be smart for Azerbaijan to take chunks of territory not too far from the Iranian border to hold as a bargaining chip. Never fight a war where the terms are solely dictated by one side and the other is merely reacting to it. You need to proactively set terms and new frames of reference.
Ideal scenario would be for Azerbaijan to aim cut off Armenia from Iran's border. Make that the new permanent battleground instead of western Azerbaijan like it's been the past 3 decades. Once Armenia yields, then make that region a permanent safezone manned by peacekeepers from all 4 relevant states.
In a similar vein, Ukraine would be smart to start flying kamikaze drones into parts of Transnistria and blow up some Russian camps because that place will always be a ticking time bomb otherwise. That's what the whole Snake Island and Odesa ordeal was about from Russia's perspective. Hit Crimea, Transnistria and even the Northwest Caucasus, and you'll see Russia trying to cop pleas.
What's the typical salary in Azerbaijan?
>pissing off Iran
aren't they at least semi-friendly to Iran?
also does anyone know how friendly Turkey and Iran are?
>pissing off Iran?
You mean like pissing off Russia?.. Iran will stay out of it because they want Turkey and Israel to stay out of it. Iran and Turkey are chess players, they know how to play the game. Iran wouldn't want to wage a war north when its main enemies are in the south.
Iran will be angry at Azerbaijan for sure but they'll know that it's just to bargain with Armenia to get them to stop occupying or firing at Azerbaijan. I don't know what AZ's actual plans are, but that's what I would recommend is to make the Southern Armenia region the "new normal" battleground. Then once there's multi-sided negotiations, all relevant parties man the region together.
This then ensures Armenians back off from western Azerbaijan. It's a warning to their diaspora as well, who for years have pushed Armenia not to ever have peace talks with its neighbors and are the main driver behind Armenia becoming self-isolated in the region all for some sick ego trip of theirs.
You guys are missing the big picture. Russia wouldn't defend Belarus. Poland get on that shit! Consider it your trial run.
Could Georgia take this opportunity to take back its territories? They still have some stuff, right?
In December 2019, Zelensky visited Azerbaijan where both he and Aliyev affirmed support for each other's territorial integrity.
> https://caspiannews.com/news-detail/ukraines-zelensky-puts-nagorno-karabakh-conflict-at-top-of-agenda-during-visit-to-baku-2019-12-19-55/
> https://commonspace.eu/news/azerbaijan-and-ukraine-pledge-support-each-others-quest-territorial-integrity
In October 2020, in the midst of the war between Azerbaijan and Armenian separatists, Zelensky reaffirmed Ukraine's support towards Azerbaijan.
> https://qirim.news/en/novosti-en/ukraine-supports-azerbaijan-s-territorial-integrity-zelensky/
In December 2020, a month after the war ended, Zelensky invited Ilham Aliyev to visit Ukraine.
> https://ukrinform.net/rubric-polytics/3160146-zelensky-invites-president-of-azerbaijan-to-ukraine.html
In September 2022, Ukraine called for sanctions against Bidzina Ivanishvili, Georgia's former Prime Minister, and several Georgian oligarchs.
> https://oc-media.org/ukraine-calls-for-sanctions-against-bidzina-ivanishvili/
Every Georgian PM—half a dozen of them—since Ivanishvili grabbed power a decade ago in October 2012 has been from the same party—Georgian Dream—including the current PM, Irakli Garibashvili, and are in Russia's pockets.
For more about the situation with Georgia, read the two articles below:
> https://thebulwark.com/putin-is-failing-in-ukraine-but-winning-in-georgia/
> https://eureporter.co/world/azerbaijan-world/2022/07/20/azerbaijan-is-ukraines-only-strategic-ally-in-the-south-caucasus/
Now are Georgians finally going to take some cues from Ukrainians and Azerbaijanis in fighting back, and actually take their country back from its pro-Russia leaders and the Russia-backed separatists in the north?
>Georgian Dream Party, the ruling political party of Georgia, has promised to hold a referendum on beginning a war on Russia, as reported on Tuesday, September 13.
https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/09/13/georgian-dream-party-promises-to-hold-referendum-on-beginning-war-on-russia/
Russia is officially free land grab for all
Oh shi-- now do the Kuril islands!
Armenia has never been a CSTO member.
>Armenia? Nope never been an ally, we dont need to help them xaxaxa
>kazakhstan
Will they still be allowed to hate women as a NATO member? It's integral to their wonderful culture so I hear.
I feel like Kazakhstan was probably a pretty progressive country until Borat came out, and then they started hating women for marketing reasons.
Am I a snowflake that Borat unironically offends my Eastern Euro senses? I geniuenly feel like its the single most racist film ever produced. The intro with "here's our village rapist" and "annual garden gnome race" was beyond shocking. Imagine if there was a film about morons and it starting out with them talking about murdering Trump voters in home invasions and eating watermelons. That's the level of racism Borat is, except apparently you can't be racist agaisnt Eastern Euros so every twitter lib ate the film up as le best satire in years.
If you haven't been paying attention to western media lately, Anon...
I am from Western Europe and I always felt Borat's humor was in poor taste
>apparently you can't be racist agaisnt Eastern Euros
What's this got to do with Borat, a film that mocks Central Asians?
Not Eastern European but I found it quite sketchy that Cohen-Baron did not pay the village people anything. Like he legitimately garden gnomeed them over despite making millions of dollars from the movie. But on the other hand they were Gypsy Romanians so they probably deserved it.
I laugh at you and your piss like I laughed at that movie, very hard. Please continue eating and painting with your own shit for our amusement, you insufferable, whinging cunt.
It thought that was the assholes Uzbekistan
What's the position of Qazaqstan and Kyrgyzstan in this conflict?
Aren't they more aligned to Azerbaijan and Türkiye nowadays?
A lot of those Central Asian states are just Finland without the option of actually joining NATO. They'll align with whoever keeps them independent. Imagine if Russia invaded Mongolia and how fucked it would be, you couldn't get a HIMAR in without express Chinese or Russian approval.
Qazaqstan can join NATO, they're partially in Europe.
Based
Special Military Operation to demilitarise the neo-Khanite horde and protect Russian speaking Mongols.
tfw three of the world's strategic space launch facilities in NATO
Didn't realise real world is a game of Terra Invicta.
>Imagine if Russia invaded Mongolia
All those blurry videos with random cuts of Russia claiming they killed a horse archer.
>Imagine if Russia invaded Mongolia
1/4th the country is nomadic. Imagine that many pastural nomads getting given the combined ATGM stocks of NATO and China and told the Russian border no longer matters and to kill anyone that says otherwise.
What you meant was imagine if Mongolia invaded Russia.
What's the best AT weapon to use from horseback?
One day the Mongols are just gonna snap and stop apologizing for the Horde.
They wouldn't get express Chinese permission...because China would arm them themselves. Mongolia is in the Chinese sphere now and they sure as shit aren't going to tolerate some gwailou rabble fuck with a neutral state.
>China would arm them themselves. Mongolia is in the Chinese sphere now
Yes, and Ukrainians will not fight Russia as they are brothers, right? Troops in every Eastern Euro capital in 2 hours?
Is it of times for another special operation comrades?
>can't even come up with their own logo
>it’s real
Holy fuck they really are just a pathetic knockoff NATO. This looks like one of those fake flags that used to come with the green army men sometimes.
>nato wouldnt do shit if russia invaded one of its members! they cant afford a full on war with russia!
hopefully this theory is now dead. NATO will not fall apart like CSTO. based vatmorons took one for the team and showed us the consequences of failing to aid our allies
Well, this time you are kinda right about this being politics.
So embarrassing.
>BREAKING Shooting breaks out between Kyrgyz, Tajik border guards: Russian agencies
CENTRAL ASIA CONFIRMED TO BE THE NEW BALKANS
Somewhere in alternative universe:
>belarus attacks Poland (nato member) over small territorial dispute
>kills 10 000 polish soldiers
>Poland triggers article 5
>USA kicks Poland from nato
You don't really understand the reason why CSTO exists
It's main purpose is to fight against INNER enemies, not outer
II mean it was created to keep loyal to Moscow regimes in power in case of protests
The whole point of CSTO is to let the Moscow have a grasp over it's minions
That's the difference between collective security and collective defence.
UN, CSTO - collective security. If one member chimps out, all others form a coalition against it.
NATO - collective defence. attack on one member is attack on all. doesn't work, however, if the aggressor comes from within.
>UN
>Collective security
Lol
That's the theory. How it works is a different thing.
>UN defending CSTO and not NATO
Hmmm...
Yep, I'm thinking I was right regarding all such power structures. They're all tyrannical garbage, but NATO is the least bad of them as it has a good reason to exist. The UN, the EU, and CSTO and other shit like it, all of them are fucking bad. NATO is the only such organization that has a real, legitimate reason to exist.
And fuck the feds too for good measure.
>The UN serves no purpose
When you reach sophomore year in high school, they will tell you about it.
Oh that's right, I forgot to mention the important task of sucking Chink micrococks and enforcing circumcision.
I'll pass, take your bureaucratic tyranny and shove it up your ugly ass. The day I see blue helmets marching down the street is the day I paint those helmets a lovely shade of blood red for them, one round of 7.62 NATO at a time.
Fuck Russians, fuck Chinks, fuck garden gnomes, and fuck (you) gay
are you fucking 14 or something? post your fucking 7.62 nato rifle
>NOOOOOOOO YOU MUST SUPPORT THE ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT GOY
Eat my ass, newfag moron. Go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of, I am not handing over my guns and I am not supporting an institution that gives Russia and China permanent seats on every major council within it.
Post gun, tourist.
Not a tourist. Now you.
Thats clearly an Airsoft. Post picture from the barrel.
Sure thing, noguns war tourist. May be upside down, I tried to flip it but sometimes it just doesn't want to cooperate. Just stand on your head to read it if it posts upside down.
Thats the chamber retard show the barrel retard.
that's not 7.62 NATO
>NOOOOOOOO HE CALLED MY BLUFF
What the fuck is with this burger mentality that UN would be capable of breaking US combined armed forces and just enforce some martial law on US citizens. that is even more retarded than flat earthers
What if with the leftist mentality of letting Russia and China dictate global politics while pretending they care about freedom?
Fair enough but 5.56 is still a good caliber and is still a NATO standard. I have yet to see a UN standard ammunition. This is because the UN and their supporters are satanists, who cannot create as they are evil, only corrupt and destroy with whatever they can get their hands on.
And what's more, it's still more guns than you guys have posted.
>What's with the leftist mentality of letting Russia and China dictate global politics while pretending they care about freedom?
that is a good question, for i also despise leftist mentality.
>I have yet to see a UN standard ammunition
for UN is not a military organization, and is only getting the scraps of the militaries for "peace keeping".
Anon you might have missed the memo but the last time UN was in any way even slightly influential was in the 90s. It's a completely dead organization without any real power.
the only light in my bedroom is an Opsmen F102, couldn't bother with a better picture
sure dat
I'm not sure if you're agreeing with me here or not. Regardless, if you look it up, you'll find Russia still holds a permanent seat on the UN security council, as well as the UN human rights council. China is also on these councils, with a permanent seat. This matters because you've seen the orks at play here. Do you think Russia or China care about human rights or global security when they're busy shoving people into concentration camps and raping civilians? So far, I've only seen a vote to suspend them from the human rights council, but not any others. And note the word used is suspend, not remove. They're essentially just putting them in time out and will put them right back on this council indefinitely.
The UN is an undemocratic institution that's the result of FDR's NWO communist simping gayry. It ought to be abolished, all we need is NATO and NATO alone to enforce freedom and human rights. Hopefully you see what I mean and agree with me on this matter.
you are hysterical and scared kiddo you shouldn't own firearms
You're a leftist/vatnik/chink and I don't give a shit what you think. Come and take them if you're so brave.
What part of the barrel? I'm going to assume you just mean looking down to see the rifling. My lighting is shit so you better appreciate this, this was fucking hard to set up because I don't have a good flashlight on hand. It was too dark to see shit without this little keychain light in the ejection port, used the tape from my timestamp to tape the button down. Couldn't find a good way to incorporate the stamp on that note because there was really nowhere to put it, especially with both hands occupied.
He was highly sympathetic to commies. Sold them war materiel, gave them half of Europe postwar, and curiously enough the Japanese Communist Party that had been banned in the mid-1920s was suddenly legalized in 1945 during the Allied occupation of Japan. And of course, he gave them nuclear weapons by allowing a Russian spy to copy virtually all data gathered from the Manhattan Project and bring it back to Moscow scot-free. He was a traitorous tyrant in any case.
They're worse as they try to dictate policy based on Russian and Chinese whims. The League failed it's purpose and so does the UN.
Vatnigs don't deserve a chance to change that.
I am sympathetic to your lighting struggles as you can see. Cool AK bro, I also want one but car repairs are eating all my fucking money. New battery, new alternator, oil leaks. Cost me well over a grand which I would have used for a WASR or more milsurp.
FDR was closer to facism than to communism. He built his imago after Mussolini and took many programs from him.
A nation of whores and sissies
Guys, what's the military advantage of attacking someone in your own alliance?
>Guys, what's the military advantage of attacking someone in your own alliance?
Depending on the terms of the alliance, they won't be able to call upon the alliance to defend themselves. It was actually a standard procedure at various points in history. That's commonly how vassal states expanded.
You fucked up the meme.
It keeps everybody in constant state of readiness.
post official armenian government source
oh right, there isn't one
because this shit is fake
300+ replies on PrepHole and no one called it out lmao
Russia can bury NATO overnight as well by attacking or nuking Poland - long overdue.
Superpower protection rackets are all scams.
*incoherent kacap screeching*
How does that square with this?
https://akipress.com/news:679018:CSTO_to_send_mission_to_Armenia/
>random screenshot
>no links
>anti-Russian sentiment
>not weapons related
I smell a butthurt Eastern Euro.
Wait, what? They've been providing Armenians assistance for the last two years.
Holy shit, Russia, could this get any more embarassing? there are over a million Armenians in Russia. I bet you could equip thousands of volunteers with the bare minimum and send them to Armenia as a show of force. at least a little force. to signal the roaches that you haven't given up completely.
>I bet you could equip thousands of volunteers with the bare minimum
Lmao, armenians are one of the wealthiest ethnicities in russia, they can easily buy a whole buryat village to be sent instead of them.
Problem is, buryats are nowhere to be found these days.
>Russians didn't honor their word
You're shitting me right? Who could have seen that happening?
Serj Tankian must be coping really fucking hard now.
btw afghanistan is CSTO member. russia could request talibans to armenia.