Everyone thinks its a great idea to pull every lawnmower off the street to try and fix up and sell them
Everyone eventually realizes that lawnmowers arent worth shit, nobody is kicking down your door to buy them, and they just sit.
realistically, it's not worth my time or money. But if I did, I would probably dig out the 10 newest, nicest, best running ones. Get them all working, clean, and tuned up. and try selling them on craigslist/flea markets at 20 bucks a pop. Try to make some of that money back. Everything else gets salvaged/scrapped. Save anything that might be useful for future projects. Chains, gears, blades, axles, some wheels, handle bars, a couple working motors, maybe a housing or two if they look useful. Strip out any copper, aluminum, and any other metals worth taking for scrap.
You basically get all that cool shit for free, and all you gotta do is find someplace to dump the other 2 truck loads of garbage
>What would DIY do?
Buy them all, then try to fix them, thus spending roughly the price of a new lawnmower for every beat-up lawnmower fixed, then try to sell them on e-bay for, eh, 150 bucks? That would be a fair price for this pile of junk.
most of those have plugged carbs from ethanol
so check spark, compression and if they run on brakecleaner
scrap the ones that are not fixable by cleaning the carb
sell for 35shekels to get rid of them
ez moni
Start a YouTube series about your journey to build the biggest mega mower ever. Something akin to SV Seether. Spend each episode drawing out your work. Include personal dramas that have nothing to do with the project. Maybe fake an injury to explain why you haven't posted. Show quick bits of two mower decks getting bolted together. Make sure your thumbnails have giant red arrows pointing to a photoshopped mega mower that looks like 20 mowers glued side to side. Spend months getting views and patreon support and merch sales. Scrap the mowers and make a video about some hater sabotaged your project. Stop making videos. Use profits to pay for bottom surgery because you ghey AF.
>soijack face, pointing behind him at 50 of the same mower shopped side by side >fake afraid face, with grass up to shoulders >fake thinky face, with a snowflake made out of lawn mower blades in a thought bubble >casual smile and point to Optimis Prime, with lawn mowers for hands >pulling-hair-out angry face, over blown up image of a lawn mower, with a big red circle >fake sad/scared face, with giant red text "POLICE COME TO THE WORKSHOP!!!!!!" >Home Alone face, as two lawn mower decks close in from both sides
lol, I could literally just sit here and come up with faggy click bait thumbnails all day
not even worth scrapping. by the time you load all those make a few trips to the scrap yard, put gas in truck (assuming you have one) plus your time... its probably not worth it
Do ye fellows think sin a hyperinflation herte mowers (or movere/motor) be worth ony thing?
Perhaps to macian a powerede velocipede?
Fer yer considering, an image.
>50 bags with mower purhcase
You're TOTALLY fucking right.
Not OP, but I just realized, he's definitely selling each mower for 150.
Who the fuck would put a second price tag for the bags?
>make my trash horde your trash horde for 150 freedom dollars!
pass
Buying ICE engines in year >2020??
That will get you on a list in the coming future
>Buying ICE engines
Buying internal combustion engine engines
you are as dumb as people calling an ATM an ATM machine when the M in ATM is machine
retardo
>ATM machine
Keep your PIN number out of this.
Why, because weed eater drones have the hohols panties in a twist?
Put weed eater drones to shame!
take them to the 9TH ANNUAL DALLAS MOTOR EXPO
BE THERE
Dallas?
?sallaD
SEA KING SEA KING SEA KING
>What would DIY do?
Point and laugh at the listing as I closed out of it.
He isnt even giving you the bags with them
I guess every area had a posting this similar. Definitely thought you were in Georgia.
Everyone thinks its a great idea to pull every lawnmower off the street to try and fix up and sell them
Everyone eventually realizes that lawnmowers arent worth shit, nobody is kicking down your door to buy them, and they just sit.
He's selling them for $150 a piece, I guarantee it.
The steel alone would be worth around $500 as shred.
>He doesn't keep his 3 good mowers hidden amongst 2 dozen busted mowers
realistically, it's not worth my time or money. But if I did, I would probably dig out the 10 newest, nicest, best running ones. Get them all working, clean, and tuned up. and try selling them on craigslist/flea markets at 20 bucks a pop. Try to make some of that money back. Everything else gets salvaged/scrapped. Save anything that might be useful for future projects. Chains, gears, blades, axles, some wheels, handle bars, a couple working motors, maybe a housing or two if they look useful. Strip out any copper, aluminum, and any other metals worth taking for scrap.
You basically get all that cool shit for free, and all you gotta do is find someplace to dump the other 2 truck loads of garbage
>What would DIY do?
Buy them all, then try to fix them, thus spending roughly the price of a new lawnmower for every beat-up lawnmower fixed, then try to sell them on e-bay for, eh, 150 bucks? That would be a fair price for this pile of junk.
most of those have plugged carbs from ethanol
so check spark, compression and if they run on brakecleaner
scrap the ones that are not fixable by cleaning the carb
sell for 35shekels to get rid of them
ez moni
Start a YouTube series about your journey to build the biggest mega mower ever. Something akin to SV Seether. Spend each episode drawing out your work. Include personal dramas that have nothing to do with the project. Maybe fake an injury to explain why you haven't posted. Show quick bits of two mower decks getting bolted together. Make sure your thumbnails have giant red arrows pointing to a photoshopped mega mower that looks like 20 mowers glued side to side. Spend months getting views and patreon support and merch sales. Scrap the mowers and make a video about some hater sabotaged your project. Stop making videos. Use profits to pay for bottom surgery because you ghey AF.
>soijack face, pointing behind him at 50 of the same mower shopped side by side
>fake afraid face, with grass up to shoulders
>fake thinky face, with a snowflake made out of lawn mower blades in a thought bubble
>casual smile and point to Optimis Prime, with lawn mowers for hands
>pulling-hair-out angry face, over blown up image of a lawn mower, with a big red circle
>fake sad/scared face, with giant red text "POLICE COME TO THE WORKSHOP!!!!!!"
>Home Alone face, as two lawn mower decks close in from both sides
lol, I could literally just sit here and come up with faggy click bait thumbnails all day
I hate how accurate those thumbnail descriptions are.
not even worth scrapping. by the time you load all those make a few trips to the scrap yard, put gas in truck (assuming you have one) plus your time... its probably not worth it
Do ye fellows think sin a hyperinflation herte mowers (or movere/motor) be worth ony thing?
Perhaps to macian a powerede velocipede?
Fer yer considering, an image.
Use them to equip and maintain a Mad Max -like horde of little people driving go-karts and minibikes, possibly as part of a musical version.
>50 bags with mower purhcase
You're TOTALLY fucking right.
Not OP, but I just realized, he's definitely selling each mower for 150.
Who the fuck would put a second price tag for the bags?
Literally none of you can read except the one anon
Use the engines and some spare isolation foam to build drones and sell them to the russians
Chain them together and create giga lawnmower for huge lawns.