> 1 billion USD budget in equipment, no restrictions
> 150 operators of your choice trained in the equipment you chose
How does PrepHole extract the gold and hide it from the feds successfully?
> 1 billion USD budget in equipment, no restrictions
> 1 billion USD budget in equipment, no restrictions
> 150 operators of your choice trained in the equipment you chose
How does PrepHole extract the gold and hide it from the feds successfully?
>use 1 billion to buy 1 billion in gold
>then use 150 operators to infiltrate highest levels of the institution
>steal the gold
>use the gold I bought to replace it so no one will notice I took it
>enjoy the gold I stole
This was too easy.
> gold
> equipment
Yes I’m using gold as equipment, seethe more.
>buy up as much gold as possible
>hire a troupe of aerial acrobats to fly overhead releasing clouds of knock-out gas to disable the local National Guard
>truck in a thermonuclear device and detonate it inside the vault so no one can access the gold for 20,000 years
>sell my gold at double the price since it's now scarcer
What if a british secret agent learns about your plan and tries to stop you?
I have him guest at my stud ranch to distract him. And if that fails, maybe something to do with mining lasers.
>embezzle $500 million
>spend $500 million building a high security compound in a shithole country where I can hide from the people I stole a billion dollars for
- Approach as convoy via Vine Grove Road
- Have men wait in treeline, although they will already be alerted to your assault, that's ok.
- Use MICLICS to clear path to southern wall from treeline ensuring no mines are present
- Portion of infantry remains in woodline to provide covering fire and countersniper fire
- Use smoke to conceal advance of main force. This won't really provide any protection against the thermal optics and cameras that will be used against you, but it will make the approaching force feel a little safer.
- Once a demolition team reaches the walls, it's gonna be a lot of placed charges and blasts to get inside the main structure. with how reinforced it is, it might make sense to employ some cannon or missile fire to assist in breaching the outer wall
- Once inside? no fucking clue how to get down below to where the good stuff is, probably a lot of precision charges. honestly with the amount of time it would take to get into the inner vault via demolition the entire base would have been mobilized to do a pincer on your forces from the east and west. I don't think it's really possible to pull the whole thing off and extract no matter how much money you have, if you only have 150 men.
There is very little gold at Fort Knox anymore. Gold holds its value like shit. You're looking at +/- 40% yield swings, making it illiquid for long periods.
They started using more stable assets in the 1990s with Beanie Babies. 32% of all limited edition Princess Diana Beanie Babies are held there. Pokemon top, they have many original press Charlizards, as well as a Magic the Gathering Black Lotus collection. You also have stuff like racks full of rookies cards from folks like Ken Griffey Junior, and tons of carts in unopened boxes for shit like Chrono Trigger.
>Charlizards
Just take the 1 billion and walk away. There is no gold in Fort Knox and that's why the place will never be audited.
>buy tunnel boring machine
>lobby government to build bunkers all around the country for idk continuity of government
>overcharge for tunnel boring machine service
>profit off of taxpayer money
>basically stealing from the federal government
>fort knox has federal money in it
>by overcharging federal government I'm basically stealing from fort knox
>get off scott free because of connections in congress
perfect heist
you actually think they keep it there?
BAHAAHAHHAAHAHA
Gold doesn’t exist retard
you'd basically have to do it law abiding citizen style, tunneling under for many many years
>150 basic bitch PSA EPT rifles $85,500
>450 PMAGS $6,500
>150k rounds of cheap ass 55 grain 5.56 $61,000
>150 Condor chest rigs $7,500
>150 pairs of 5.11 Khaki pants $7,500
>150 5.11 polo shirts $7,500
>150 pairs 5.11 boots $13,500
>150 Baofeg UV-5R $3,000
>5,000 cans of Spam $15,000
>150 surplus canteens $450
>30 used Ford F150 to carry all of the shit in $255,000
>1 old abandoned school on property market to give the retards a place to sleep $450,000
Roughly $1,000,000. I would recruit vulnerable men in their early 20's from discord furry communities. The other $999,000,000 would obviously be spent on hard drugs and Japanese prostitutes (for myself).
I would get them into a hyper religious fury while brainwashing them at my school compound. Warping their minds with LSD and VR goggles. Then when the day comes I send them to bum rush the fort and laugh as they die spectacularly and vaporize into a fine red mist across the ground and fences. Then I sit back and enjoy my 3 pounds of pure columbine cocaine while Keiko cleans my ass with her tongue while I laugh at OP for the free money.
>pipe hitting Department of Energy bros and some US Marines/Tanks with orders to 86 SES personnel on sight
>the highest possible clearance
>whatever computer forensics nerds to audit the machines therein and establish why it's completely empty in there
I would hire some Mexicans to dig a tunnel.
>get plastic surgery to look like biden
>wander in, no-one stops me since i'm the president
>leave with a suHispaniciously gold-bar-shaped belly.
heh, it was almost too easy
>drop 150 VDV in the parking lot without parachutes
>end of plan
Steal?
Is there any gold left at fort knox? It's probably an illusion to trick people thinking there's gold in there.
Throw a hissy fit that my supernatural ancient Chinese dragon boss is treating me like shit, steal several talismans from his collection, including the dragon talisman. Proceed to shit all over the defense with ancient Chinese magic, get my ass kicked by a middle aged Chinese man, and old as fuck Chinese man, a bloatlord Japanese man and a 12 year old girl.